"Robots, let's go and see them. ”

"Not now, we said we had to break our push-up records today. ”

"When are you going?"

"Tomorrow. I'll call you when the time comes. ”

"Okay. ”

Stoneleg and Yola Hammer began to retract their ambitions and practice push-ups diligently.

But the heart of the iron arm is like a hare that is good at running, and he can't retreat back with two retreats.

He took advantage of the fact that the two of them were not paying attention, and slowly took out his mobile phone.

"Hey, Mom, what's wrong? My grandfather is critically ill, you want to see me one last time?"

Iron Arm makes a fake phone call and then jumps up.

"I left, urgently went to the hospital. As he spoke, he waved his hand and ran away as fast as he could.

The iron arm of martial arts, the descending Pegasus ran in a dashing manner, and soon ran to the place where the 3D dough was sold. He looked up the appearance of the stone leg from his phone, and the store quickly printed it out and installed it for him.

Iron Arm left the shop and ran more chicly.

It didn't take much time to reach the destination, but I couldn't find it for a while. In a hurry, he tried to type the call that Shileg had received just now from memory, and a fairy immediately walked out of a store next to him.

Iron Arm looked at the name of the store, and it turned out to be: Smart Companion.

"Brother Stonelegs, are you here?" the fairy came to take his hand.

Iron Arm felt like his hands had been boiled into a boiling pot like ice cubes, and they had melted.

Entering the shop and sitting down, the fairy motioned for a robot to welcome her. The robot immediately came over and gave him a hug.

When the iron arm encounters a Yola hammer, he stumbles and falls on his back and falls, and he copes with it freely, but now he doesn't know what to do.

Another robot came over and rubbed his shoulders. Iron Arm felt that the shoulder muscles were swallowed like pork into stomach acid, and they were about to be digested soon.

Eldest sister, don't be too gentle, okay, I'm used to the scorching heat and cold, practicing three nine in winter and three in summer, the more fierce the opponent, the more powerful I have, and I have never encountered this kind of trick in the opponent. But it's already installed, and it has to be loaded.

At this time, the fairy moved a stool and sat face to face with Iron Arm.

Iron Arm only looked at that eye for a moment, and even his shoes were electrocuted.

I'll disarm and surrender, no, don't call me.

He really wanted to take a video with his mobile phone and hide it to practice his courage when he went back, but he couldn't shoot it.

"You don't seem to have the heart to communicate with me, just thinking about the internal qi in your body?"

"No, Tian Tian. Iron Arm said weakly, almost unable to hold on.

She began to blow into his face again.

I'm only used to blowing my beard and staring at my temper, don't blow this kind of demonic spirit, okay. Even if you are a woman, you can learn from the dominatrix and the young man!

"You, Brother Stoneleg, you've done me a great favor in this shop. She said.

He looked up into her eyes questioningly. Immediately, the whole body is refreshed 100 times more.

No wonder some patients go for electrotherapy.

"After I took a video of you trying out the products in our store that day, I didn't expect that your countless fans came. They all said: What the stone-legged hero represents, we love!

"My goods were sold out, so I blindly dispatched them. I was tired of selling, so I put up a sign that the business would be closed for two days. ”

Iron Arm was a little surprised when he heard this, so he raised his eyes to look at Tian Tian again, and the hundredfold just now was multiplied by another hundred.

"So I thought, I was too stingy and blind to reward you with only one box of cakes that day, so I decided to give you another prize, and this time the prize is up to you. If you move my store, I'm willing. ”

Tie Arm thought to himself: You think beautifully, how can I forget you when I move the store?

"You speak, Brother Stonelegs, what do you want?"

Didn't you just say on the phone, I want you. Iron Arm said in his heart, he didn't dare.

"Okay, I'll find you a pen, and I'll read what you wrote. I heard you say what you want on the phone, and if you really want it, you write it. ”

Tian Tian handed the pen and notebook to Tie Jian.

Iron Arm thought about it, and had to write:

I'm not Stoneleg himself, I'm his vanguard, Stoneleg's junior brother Iron Arm.

"Ah, why didn't you make it clear at first, brother, aren't you wasting your feelings?"

"Well, my vanguard has completed its mission, and the big army will arrive tomorrow. ”

Iron Arm got up and ran after speaking. After running out of more than 2 miles, I felt that I had escaped from the demon cave.

It turns out that this is the most tiring job in the world. Iron Arm thought to himself, if I marry a daughter-in-law in the future, I will marry a beautiful woman, I will definitely marry the ugliest one. No wonder the old people say that the ugly wife is close to the treasure of the family!

In the evening, Tian Tian added Shijiao's WeChat account and sent the whole video taken by the robot Huang Shazi to Shijiao.

Stoneleg scolded Iron Arm for being ridiculous, bastard.

"I feel like you shouldn't be the kind of Ye Gong who is a good dragon. ”

"The iron arm is not bad, and the man, and the wolfdog, and the male robot, when fighting against the brave and tenacious. "The stone leg intercepted Tian Tian's disparagement of the iron arm.

"Am I scarier than a wolfdog?"

Tian Tian decides to request a video chat from Stonelegs. Miao Miao also asked for a video chat, but was a millisecond behind.

"Brother Stone-legged!" Tian Tian called sweetly as soon as he appeared.

"Are you...... Tian Tian?"

"Brother Stonelegs, I'm Tian Tian, what's wrong?"

"I feel like you're faceless and skinless......"

"What?"

"I mean, your skin seems to have been swept away, and there is no wind or sun left. ”

I feel that you have a thick skin, why is it so thin that you don't have it?

"I'm a simple one, but it's mostly a natural beauty. When I was 15 years old, I looked in the mirror and was shocked by its freefall. I passed by the river, and the river liked me to be beautiful, so I immediately drew one. Cameras, cell phones, and glass windows also like to draw me. The sun doesn't know how to paint, and it paints me every day. There are opinions on the morning and sunset paintings, and they always love to compete for the wind and be jealous. Brother, when will you come over to receive the prize in person, you can choose the most beautiful robot. Of course, you may not pick the most beautiful, and the right one is good. ”

"I don't want that. Aren't they all youkai?"

They can not only flirt and scold, but also recite Tang and Song poems, and can also be your typing secretary, can also save you from swimming and falling into the water, can also be bodyguards to accompany you to rub shoulders with enemies, and can also be the supervision and management of your quitting smoking and losing weight. ”

Stoneleg smiled dumbly.

"Why, you don't believe me?"

"Believe it, but I really don't need it. ”

"Then I have another collectible that I consider to be the most precious item of my life, and if you continue to shoot ads for me, I will give it to you. ”

"Why are you so good at shooting commercials, you have a talent for advertising!"

"Brother, you are so exalted of me, I didn't even get into college—I didn't take the exam, I used my cleverness in the wrong place. ”

"It's great to be a boss. ”

"It's not a big deal, now you can sit on the boss's stool and call yourself the boss. Long story short, Brother Stonelegs, you are a man, Wu Linjie, you just tell me one word, that advertisement, do you shoot or not?"

"Shoot. ”

Stoneleg suddenly became desperate. Even for this, Miao Miao ran to the Trisolaran Star, or traveled to the era of King Wu to play hide and seek with him, and he recognized it.

"Okay, gentleman, the horse is hard to chase. This is a contract. ”

"Signed. ”

Stoneleg has been trying to get a sum of money lately, and he needs it urgently.

"Okay, brother, come over tomorrow, and we'll sign the contract. ”

"Okay. ”