As soon as the festival arrives, the group leader will send red envelopes. And tell you that this is an Internet of Things plate group, and it will start to withdraw in November. After the cash withdrawal, the second section will be opened, the blockchain plate. The third sector will be low-altitude logistics. What is the fourth, Chen Slender forgot.

Many of the outgoing members in this group paid for their own money, and pretended to borrow other people's names, genders, phone numbers and ID numbers to develop fake downlines. Those who have been doing insurance for many years have a lot of information about other people.

After Chen Shouzi joined the group, he was exhausted and held his breath.

In this group, members are not allowed to fart, snort, cough, runny, stomp, or gasp.

But the owners and administrators in this group can, from farting to panting very willfully. They farted, and the members must say that they burst the bottle of sesame oil. They sneezed, and the members had to cheer for the long drought. They had runny noses, and members had to say they had seen the wonders of the mudslide.

Later, another inspector came in, and he every 3 hours. No one can say that it smells after pulling it out. There are people who love to lick their cheeks and say that it is clearly steamed rice cakes.

But in November, withdrawals were delayed. In the solar year, it was postponed again. After the old calendar year, there is still no news. The group sent another notice: By March 14th, withdraw on time. But March 15, April 15, May 15...... September 15th has passed, and the 100 million-1 yuan-1 cent has not been paid.

Since the establishment of this group, it has not only cured people who dare not come out, but also made them feel sick with their hearts, but also made them work. In addition to completing the sharing task, at least you have to sign in, once in the morning and once in the evening. There are ready-made slogans, which are reproduced as required. What Internet of Things rights belong to China, prosperous and prosperous all over the world. What breath remains, never give up. What to believe in yourself and wait for a miracle...... Now even the group leader doesn't fart anymore.

Seeing that Chen Slender was full of grudges, Chen Ling gave Chen Slender a robot fly.

Chen took it home and started the trial.

It flew so fast that it flew into the toilet and could no longer tell who was who.

The sound is the same, and the shape is the same.

Chen Slender was so angry that as soon as he stomped his feet, the flies all started to coax.

Chen Shouzi used an iron shovel to collect a large shovel of sand and raised it in. The flies flew away for the most part, but they still couldn't find the little machine.

Tie Dan posted a circle of friends in WeChat:

The heart is like Huangshan Rock

It is like a welcome pine

I don't sell for money

Don't cry bonsai

"So cultured, why didn't you write me a love letter when you were the first to be a partner?" Yaya commented.

"Brother Tiedan, write me a love letter!" Miao Miao said.

Tie Dan wrote a letter to Miaomiao:

"I'll kiss your hand through a 1-nanometer piece of insulating rubber. ”

Miao Miao replied: Brother Tie Dan, I will give you a zero score for the love letter essay you wrote, you can write it again.

Tie Dan posted on Moments again, saying that he went to pick beans in the vegetable furrow and was stung by a wasp. He searched the honeycomb and found a small tumor in the upper left corner of the west window.

At night, Tie Dan put on a poncho, put on a helmet, erected a ladder, and poured a teapot of hot water for it. After getting up the ladder, use a flashlight to determine the position, and then push the tea jar up.

After a while, I used a flashlight to shine again, and saw that there was only one wasp practicing flying on the brick wall, so I used the hot tea jar to squeeze it again.

After getting off the ladder, Tie Dan took a video with his mobile phone and posted it to Moments. And accompanied by text.

You sting me during the day, and I sting you at night. What's so great about being able to fly, and being able to fencing is also hidden.

"What can I do with fencing?" asked Miaomiao.

"I talk to the bee, and Mei talks to you. ”

"I'm a bee!"

"Do you want me to eat whole bees?" said Yaya.

"Well, the whole bee is highly nutritious, so I'll give you a supplement. ”

"Can't eat me!"

"Then I'll quickly dry the beehive and make a villa for Miaomiao. Tie Dan said.

"I won't live in the villa that has been blanched with water, let's live in Yaya. Miao Miao said.

"Miaomiao is really sensible, and she knows that she loves your sister-in-law. "Iron Egg compliments Miaomiao.

"She's not my sister-in-law!she's your sister-in-law!" Miaomiao got angry.

"I am not a bee, I am a natural enemy of bees, and I do not live in the house of the enemy. Yaya said.

Miaomiao immediately went to Baidu to find out what the natural enemies of wasps were.

Xiaohong told Xiaocan about the recent situation in QQ.

Xiaocan immediately replied: You are happy, I am relieved. Let's be strong and happy together and wait for the day of the rendezvous!

Then he proposed: "Let's each write a poem of encouragement one by one, entitled "Little Two Mouths." Xiaohong happily agreed.

Xiaohong: Sooner or later, it's called Xiaohong

Xiao Can: The middle is called Xiao Can

Xiaohong: Born small

Xiaocan: It doesn't break for a day

Xiaohong burst into tears.