Chapter 173: My name is Yaya
On the weekend, Miaomiao took Xiaohong out for a walk, passed by a photo studio on Yongxing Road, and found that the photo studio rented out the top ten women's clothing of the latest styles this year. At the same time, the photo studio also provides super beauty skin. Because of the development of 3D printing technology, it is not difficult to manufacture this kind of dough.
Miao Miao told Stone Leg, and Stone Leg asked him to keep his account.
She went to another ventriloquist training class and learned ventriloquism for 3 days. She teaches Xiaohong while learning, and Xiaohong laughs while learning.
"What are you laughing at?" she asked.
"You can't ask what you're laughing at, you have to ask why you're laughing. ”
"Why are you laughing?"
"Because it's fun. ”
At this time, Miaomiao called Tiedan.
"Brother Tiedan, I've always cared about you, and I always want to introduce you to someone. I've got 10 stunning beauties for you right now, and you're going to come over and meet each other. ”
"I have a daughter-in-law. Tie Dan said.
"You don't have, you have. You have had a daughter-in-law, but now you are not divorced? Divorced or not, right? If you don't believe it, ask others, will people say that you don't have a daughter-in-law, you are a bachelor? If you don't have a daughter-in-law, you should find a partner, and I will feel distressed if you beat a single. Besides, it's intolerable for a single person not to find a daughter-in-law. If you don't find a daughter-in-law, you are irresponsible for the reproduction and development of human beings, and God will be angry and dig a hole in your place in the next life. ”
"Huh?" Tie Dan was frightened, but said, "But the phase is also white." No matter what kind of magical woman there is, it can't replace Yaya's place in my heart. ”
So Tie Dan came to the city according to Miaomiao's request and sat in Fudong Park next to the photo studio.
Xiaohong hid her appearance and sat with Tiedan. Miaomiao said, this is a comedy, and it is most suitable to play it for Xiaohong.
Soon the first beauty appeared. The so-called top ten fashion items she wore turned out to be the shape of a female butterfly. Looking at her face again, her appearance is really fairy-like.
The big fairy butterfly walked up to Tie Dan like a butterfly, swooped over and sat down with uncontrollable emotions, hugged Tie Dan and kissed, and shouted while kissing: Handsome guy, you are so charming, I can't go!
Iron Dan is as indifferent as a wooden man.
The big fairy returns to the studio. She trembled with anger: Brother Stinky Iron Egg, you stink to death!
The two fairies that appear are in the shape of a female wasp. She appears suave and reserved. She came to Iron Egg and waited for him to see her first. After he looked at her, she smiled a little arrogantly like a little snowflake, and then waited quietly for him to make a statement or make a move. Instead, he stared at the cracks in the tiles on the ground to study. She looked embarrassed and walked away.
Back to the photo studio. Miao Miao was so angry that she couldn't help screaming.
The third one to appear is a moth. She seems very simple and diligent. She happily came to Tie Dan and confessed her true feelings: "I can hoe the ground, be able to carry water, be good at laundry, and cook well." Half of the village is cleared in winter, and the ground is watered at noon in summer. The harvested cobs were piled up into mountains, and the threshed wheat was hoarded. Plant a pumpkin to grow a ton, and plant a peach tree to intoxicate the wind. Know how to grow a flower, and go out of the cabinet all by fertilizer. Wenlao Shuangquan knows how to needlework, why don't you marry me?"
Iron Egg smiled.
"Are you happy, can you agree to marry me?" asked the three fairies with relief.
"I'm laughing at you, you have literary talents, and it's useless in the right place. Iron Egg told her.
The three fairies left in a hurry.
Miao Miao pouted her mouth so high that she could hold a dinosaur for more than two seconds.
The four fairies who appear are tigresses. She showed Iron Egg the Tiger Form of the Twelve-Form Fist of Xingyi Fist. Iron Egg kept giving a thumbs up. After the drill, she asked, "Brother, how many points do you give me?"
“59.999。 Tie Dan said.
"Rounding up is 60, brother, you will accept me?"
"No, it's a fraction of a millimeter. ”
"Humph!"
The Five Fairies are coming, and they are female crocodiles.
"Brother, you see that I am in good shape, good at swimming and hunting. I can teach you how to swim in the water, and hunt wild lions for you to stew meat every day. Brother, are you in love with me?"
"Nope. ”
"Why, I don't know. Have you ever seen anyone more beautiful and capable than me?"
"I don't love beautiful and capable, I only love someone named Yaya. ”
"Got it!"
The five fairies immediately retreated and fled.
Soon came the Six Fairies. It turned out to be a fragrant roe deer.
"Brother, I'm very modest. You don't have to praise me for my strange body fragrance, my nickname is Xiang Zhangzi! You don't have to be surprised that I am extraordinary in sprinting, I have won a championship in long-distance running. I just want to tell you that my name is Yaya, my name is Yaya!。! Don't think I'm stunned and unworthy of the name Yaya, I really have Neiya, for example, I can memorize 300 Tang poems upside down. ”