Text: Body Like Duckweed_Chapter 0032 Learn the spell
I could only see his mouth moving, and I didn't know what he was saying. I know he's pretending to be cool, and generally only people who aren't handsome enough will pretend to be cool, and people who are handsome and don't like to pretend to be cool usually like to pretend to be gods.
I used to pretend to be god, and now I'm saying in a godlike tone, "It's normal, go on." β
The man in black was greatly encouraged, and his arms were raised high. He rises and falls, making all kinds of strange gestures, and the blue ghosts constantly change their order with the change of his movements, forming various shapes.
"Collect!" The man in black's sword pointed downward, and more than a dozen ghosts quickly drilled into the white jade bottle in turn, he stretched out his left hand, and the white jade bottle flew back to his palm, and it was difficult to see from the appearance that this bottle was different from ordinary antique jade.
"Master, please advise. The man in black flipped his palm, and the white jade bottle disappeared.
"You can say......" I said, "You're doing a good job." How many years have you been studying this?" The man in black finally had a slight laugh when he received the affirmation of me, the imposter master, and he hurriedly replied, "It's been twenty-two years. β
I nodded, and said nothing.
The man in black was a little anxious: "Master, is it good or bad?" I shook my head and said, "Whether it is good or bad is in your hands, if you want to make yourself bad, what can I do, if you think that it is not bad to be able to cultivate to this point in twenty years, it is good." It's just that young people should not be proud. β
"The master taught me!" the man in black laughed, and when I told him not to be proud, he thought he was a bull and showed his arrogant fox tail. I casually asked, "What is this place?"
"Ahh
"Flying immortals outside the sky, I'm not. I stood up and said mysteriously, "ActuallyβI'm just a legend." The man in black was frightened, clasped his hands and said, "The master has actually become a legend, and I admire it." β
I sighed, "Legends aren't easy to do!"
"Why?" the man in black wondered.
"Don't you know, a lot of people in our area say they are a legend, but they are not legends. When there are many legends, legends are not a rare thing, may I ask, is the guest God?"
"Yes!" replied the man in black, in the affirmative.
But when God is plentiful, God is worthless. I said lightly.
The man in black gave two thumbs up: "The master is high, admire, admire." β
"Don't patronize and admire me, use your brains more. By the way, where is your house, I will come to your house to borrow a night. "Do a line of love and love, as a cultivator, although I often have to go outside to practice in the open air, and the forest and grassland can be my home, but I have just entered the cultivation realm, and I don't have a place to stay in the wind and rain, and I always feel uncomfortable.
"The master comes with me. "The man in black was eager to invite me to his house, so he immediately led the way. But he did not go into the woods, but led me down the way down the mountain.
I simply became a monk and asked, "Donor, isn't your house in the forest?"
The man in black smiled and said: "The master is really good at laughing, how can anyone dare to settle down in Ghost Ridge, my home is in Heiyan Town under the mountain." β
"By the way, I don't know what the donor is called?" I suddenly remembered that this was the most important thing.
"Money chases souls!" said the man in black magnificently. Soon, Qian and I chased down this hill. Walking on a section of the sparsely populated gravel road, the man in black and I did not speak, and the atmosphere was rather depressing. After a while, the two of us came to the city gate, which was closed at this time, and Qian Chasing Soul and I flew over the city wall at the same time and stepped into a main street. In the middle of the night, there were still a lot of people who came out to do business on this street, but these people were not selling, and the whole street seemed unusually quiet.
I watched the quiet transactions on the side of the street for a while, and I couldn't help but admire it from the bottom of my heart, and exclaimed, "Your night market here is quite lively!"
The cold hairs on my whole body stood up high, and I asked the man in black uneasily: "Chasing souls, how strange are these people?" Qian Chasing Souls said in a low voice: "Master, don't speak, this is not a night market, this is a ghost market." Some of them are humans, and some of them are ghosts. β
I was so surprised that I shut my mouth in time and stopped squeaking. I thought to myself: "You are not human, and Lao Tzu doesn't treat himself as a human being, Lao Tzu pretends to be a god, hum." β
I squinted slightly, and with good hearing I could discern the direction and the condition of the road, and walked forward like a living dead, and finally closed my eyes tightly and sensed the road with my sense.
It worked out well, I stopped talking, but they whispered guesses about my identity. In order to confuse these people and ghosts, I walked a few steps and then pronounced the Buddha's name: "Oh Mituo Buddha." β
These ghosts really couldn't listen to the influence of Buddhism, and immediately caused waves of commotion in the streets, and many guys quickly packed up their things and disappeared in a few seconds.
Qian Chasing Soul said anxiously: "Master, don't stop Amitayus Buddha, let's go, it's not good to provoke the ghost king." When he had said this, he made his way forward with the graceful footwork of the mountain. I didn't dare to use my super speed, so I had to keep my mouth shut and follow him as fast as I could.
After turning a few streets, Qian Chasing stopped in front of a quaint and humble house. Like a thief, he walked slowly up the steps and knocked lightly on the door.
The door creaked and opened to both sides. I looked in, but I couldn't see the person who opened the door, it seemed to be blown open by the wind. Qian Chasing Soul was a polite person, he took two steps back, turned around, and made a gesture of please.
I nodded with satisfaction, and stepped into the door without hesitation, as soon as my hind feet hit the ground, Qian Chasing Soul had already floated in like the wind, and said in a low voice: "Close the door!"
The door slammed shut. Only then did I see a blue shadow floating behind each of the two door panels, and they closed the doors without moving.
The entrance is a wide stone road, planted with various flowers and plants on both sides of the road, and the courtyard is the same two-story pavilion on three sides, a bit like a courtyard house in Beijing.
Qian Chasing Soul and I walked into the house in the north, Qian Chasing Soul lit the lamp, suddenly seemed to be relieved, stroked his chest and said, "Scared me to death......"
The lights were bright, illuminating the handsome face of Qian Chasing Soul. He has a melon seed face and eight-figure eyebrows on his forehead, not too handsome, a little like Stephen Chow.
"Master Xing!" I saw that he looked very much like the movie tycoon Stephen Chow, and my head immediately heated up, I forgot to pretend to be a god, and I became a standard nymphomaniac with excitement.
Qian Chasing Soul smiled lightly and asked me, "Master, what does 'Star Master' mean?"
I blinked, remembering that I seemed to be pretending to be a god, such a nymphomaniac expression, where did I look like a master? I laughed embarrassedly twice, shook my head, and said, "You are very much like one of my old friends." β
Qian chased the soul and began to clean up the table, he wiped the two wooden chairs, and then brought up a jar of wine from under the table against the wall, and said, "Master, please sit down, we two will not get drunk tonight." β
I happily agreed, "Yes!"
After three rounds of drinking, my head was a little dizzy, I raised the porcelain bowl to drink, the bowl became two in a daze, I smiled: "This bowl is also a strange one, it is actually divided into two." β
Qian Chasing Soul laughed, and said intermittently: "Nonsense...... Badao, it must be you...... Get drunk, you can't drink anymore!"
"Fuck off!" I raised my hand and shouted, "I'...... Who am I? I am a god, I am a rice bucket! I can't drink, who can!"
I snorted and yelled, and my hand holding the porcelain bowl fluttered from side to side, and the mouth of the bowl actually reached the half-open mouth. I giggled for a moment, tilted my head, and grunted.
I drank too much, my stomach swelled, I burped, my brain was violently stimulated by the smell of alcohol, but it made me suddenly sober up a lot, my eyes turned from confused to clear, and I saw that Qian Chasing Soul was drunk like a rotten cow, I thought to myself, take the opportunity to set your mouth.
In order not to arouse his suspicion, I half-closed my eyes and persuaded him to drink a few more glasses before saying, "You are alone in your house." β
"I won't tell you, I'm actually made of stone, hehe, it's a secret, I don't tell him in ordinary people!" Qian Chasing Soul seemed to have lost his consciousness, his eyes were half-closed, and he grinned from time to time, revealing a silly smile.
I was slightly startled and said, "What is the ghost market, and who are those people?"
"It's not a person!" Qian Chasing Soul smiled and said: "The ghost market is lit up on the fourth watch, and the meeting is dispersed in the early morning, and there are all kinds of birds." Like this demon hunter, shemale, soul chaser, earth fairy...... But they don't see the light of day, and we call them 'half-dead.'" β
"Oh, I see. I nodded understandingly, "Are there any other soul chasers nearby?" "Bang!" Qian Soul Chaser's head slammed down on the table, foaming at the mouth.
I also drank a little heavily, blew out the lamp with a breath, and concentrated on exercising in the dark to strengthen the golden pill. That Jindan breakthrough was purely a coincidence, Jindan had a tendency to crack several times, and I had another worry in my heart: "Others Jindan breakthroughs will be struck by lightning, why am I a little more handsome, so I don't have to be struck by lightning?"
The light came in through the window, just before the sun was about to rise. In the distance, the cheerful crowing of a rooster could be heard. I stretched, slouched up, opened the door, and a cold wind blew into my neck. The morning light was faint, there was a little fog in the yard, at this hour, the street was quiet, there was no one, I looked up to the sky and yawned, but I saw a big bird floating in the air with slightly squinted eyes.
My eyes widened, and I saw that the bird was as big as an ox, like an eagle and not an eagle, and its body was two feet long, and its wings fluttered, and it shook the roof tiles to a rattle. The big bird chirped twice, very similar to the sound of an eagle, which was unusually clear. It flew to the back of the house at once, and I followed it, and it flew for a while, and then stopped to rest, and when its wings sank, I saw a Taoist in Tsing Yi sitting on its back.
"Hey, old fairy, where are you from?" I wasn't sure if it was a human or a demon, so I quickly asked.
"Poor Sun Yat-sen lives in Jiuhua Mountain. "The lofty and beautiful voice of that man struck my heart word by word like ringing a bell.
"Old fairy, your voice is so good. I praised.
"Hmm...... Hahaha......" The voice reverberated and swirled, and I was refreshed when I heard it. The big bird chirped twice, and suddenly flew up, and soon flew into the distance, and its figure became a small black dot. I can't help but be a little envious: "One day, I will also take a big bird and soar between the heavens and the earth!"
Suddenly, a hand slapped me on the shoulder: "Master, what kind of bird, why didn't I see it? Why are you running out, come, let's go drink it for another three hundred cups!" I turned my head and saw that it was Qian Chase, he was still half drunk, and it was estimated that he had drunk too much yesterday. I shook my head and asked, "Is Jiuhua Mountain nearby?"
Qian Chasing Soul haha: "Jiuhua Mountain is five hundred miles away, you are really ...... Idiot. β
"You ......" I pointed at him, speechless.
"Me?" Qian Chasing Soul pointed to his face, "I'm an idiot too, you idiot......"
"Smack!" Qian Chasing Soul was knocked unconscious by my punch.
I blew into my fist: "Dealing with drunkards, fists still work." β
Qian Chasing Soul's master is on a nearby mountain, listening to Qian Chasing Soul said, his division is called Soul Chasing Sect, Soul Chasing Sect has about 2,000 disciples, more men and fewer women, but the sect master of the Soul Chasing Sect is a woman, a woman leads two thousand men, catching ghosts at night when the moon is dark and the wind is high, it is very spectacular to think about.
"Master, as long as you have a clear conscience and praise our sect master for his beauty, I will guarantee you to enter the Soul Chasing Sect smoothly. Qian Soul Chasing said with drooling wildly.
When I explained to him that I wanted to enter the Soul Chaser Sect to learn how to hunt ghosts, he was overjoyed and bragged to me about how powerful their sect was. I was really worried that he would be so wasteful of saliva all the time, whether it would cause dehydration, so I took the opportunity to ask, "Are you thirsty?"
Qian chased the soul "ah", suddenly felt really thirsty, and said to me: "There is a pool not far ahead, let's go there to drink water." β
I was also thirsty, so I nodded and said, "Okay, as long as the water is clean." β
It was almost late summer, and the weeds on the mountains were knee-high, and the road was unrecognizable. Fortunately, the trees are scattered and the terrain is very empty, so you can clearly see that something is shining not far away.
The two of us walked half a mile, and Qian chased the soul and said, "It's just ahead." β
I looked up and could faintly see a lake, the water of which probably came from the water seeping from the cliff in front of it, and the coolness came to my face as I got closer.
Qian Chasing Soul said: "This is a natural lake, it was originally intended to be used as a swimming pool, and it was named 'Flying Sky Pool', but later it was found that the lake was full of spiritual power, so our sect master changed it into a place for disciples to drink water. β
Qian Chasing Soul explained while speeding up the foot, and in a few moments, the two of us came to the lake. At a glance, the entire shore of the lake takes on a heart-shaped, with clean groundwater gushing out from the stone walls on the opposite bank, and the lake is sparkling and clear in the sun. There are very few places for sludge and rotting grass to accumulate at the bottom of the lake, and if you pay a little attention, you can see four or five fish swimming slowly in front of you.
Qian Chasing Soul squatted down, picked up a handful of lake water, wiped his face vigorously, he moved two more steps, supported the ground with both hands, leaned over and put his mouth into the water, and swallowed it in a big gulp. I was thirsty, so I bowed down, fell on my knees, reached out for the water, and when I took the third sip, a head suddenly appeared in the lake.
The man's head was closed, and his face was pale from the lake. The human head suddenly opened its eyelids, revealing white eyes like dead fish, and its eyes were bloodshot, and it did not look like a living person at all.
I jumped up three meters in shock and shouted, "Oh the ghost!"
Because the shock was really not small, my spiritual power was sluggish for a while, my body lost balance, and my back hit the ground hard. But fortunately, this is a meadow, and although it looks like a turtle on all fours on its back, it doesn't hurt much.
Qian Chasing Soul looked at this side when he heard the voice, and couldn't help but exclaim, "Ah, it's a splitting technique!"
I caught a glimpse of him making a few quick gestures, then raised his hand and said, "Go!"
The man blinked his eyelids, grinned, floated twice on the water, and then plunged headlong into the water. Qian Chasing Soul ran to the place where the head was sinking, looked at it carefully for a while, then turned to me and said, "The person who performed the splitting technique is under this lake, master, do you want to go with me to have a look?"
I wondered, "Splitting? You mean, it has a head? This lake is not deep, how can it hide a person?"
Qian Chasing Soul said: "It won't be wrong, what I just performed was the 'Head Breaking Technique', the head was stimulated, and it will inevitably return to the owner, it did not fly away, but sank into the water, indicating that its owner must be under this lake." β
"Really?" I was a little skeptical.
Qian Chasing Soul said pleadingly: "Master, it's really not safe for me to go down alone, you go into the water with me to catch this demon Dao." β
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"It doesn't matter. Qian Chasing Soul was full of confidence, "I will give the master a magic weapon, and then teach the master a mantra, and the two things will be unfolded, and the master will be kept all the way under the water." β
"Oh, what's it?" I was very surprised, I had only heard that the dragon balls could avoid water, could it be that he had dragon balls? I'm afraid it's unlikely, the dragon balls are so precious, how could he be willing to give them away?
"Master, please look. Qian Chasing Soul opened his mouth slightly, and white jade beads with a diameter of about three centimeters, like a cannon, flew out of his mouth and landed in his hands.
Qian Chasing Soul said: "Master, this bead is called 'Mixed Yuan Water Avoidance Bead', as long as there is aura cultivation, it can be split countless times, and the seven beads in my hand are split from one bead." Master, they smell different, what smell do you like, come up and pick one. β
I felt unhappy for a while: "It's all out of your mouth, no matter how much I like it, I can't be happy when I eat it." He took two casually and asked, "Do you want to pay attention to anything?" Qian Chasing Soul was puzzled: "What should you pay attention to?"
I snorted, "I mean, take it in your mouth, or eat it in your stomach?" "Oh," Qian Chasing smiled, as if embarrassed, "It's fine, as long as it doesn't leave your body, and with my spell, the effect will increase tenfold." β
"Alright, teach me the spell. "I think mantras are very important and you have to memorize them by heart. Qian Chasing Soul looked around, approached me, and said in a low voice: "In order to prevent other spirit beasts from eavesdropping, I try to speak in the smallest voice, and I can't say it three times, the sect master has cast a secret technique, and she will know it if she says it three times in a row, and she will suspect me of revealing the secret of the master's sect, you listen well, it is: Ha Han's major haka essence said big words, leave, water!"
Qian Chasing Soul could understand what he said before, but he taught me, and I was completely unprepared, so I was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and hurriedly shouted: "Wait! Wait! Can you slow down?"
Qian Chasing Soul said helplessly: "I can only say it once, you remember it by heart, the spell is: Ha Han Da, Haka Essence, say big words, leave, water!"
I tried to repeat: "Hahan gives big, Haka big talk, big talk, leave, water!"
"No, no," Qian Chasing was anxious, and said, "Yes: Ha Han Da...... Wait, how many times?" I thought for a moment and said, "It seems like a third time." β
"Hey, what's going on?"
He and I were anxiously spinning in place, and after a few seconds, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I tried to come up with an idea: "Can we separate, and then add a sentence in the middle to make a break, so that your sect master can still know?" Qian Soul Chasing was overjoyed: "Our sect master is also a human being, and he will never be so good, I think it can!"
"Come on!" I was ready to listen.
Qian Chasing Soul is not verbose, his mouth is like a machine gun, and he said in a whining voice: "Ha Han Da, I am Qian Chasing Soul, Haka Essence, I am Qian Chasing Soul, speaking big, I am Qian Chasing Soul, leaving, I am Qian Chasing Soul......"
So I learned this mantra in a state of great depression, and several times, when he said, 'I'm a money chaser,' I said, "I know." He stopped talking, thinking that I had learned, so I had to explain it to him again, saying, "I know that you are a money chaser, can you change something else......?"
After learning the spell, I was afraid that I would speak under the water and fall out of the beads, so I ate the two mixed element water-avoiding beads with the lake water.
To be honest, my swimming skills were not very good, and I practiced twice in the Lechuan River in Difu to improve my technical content a little, but if I stayed at the bottom of the lake all the time, I didn't have the courage to do so anyway.
Qian Chasing Soul said that I couldn't do it, so I had to do a demonstration, he plopped and jumped straight into the lake, and it took about five minutes to float up, seeing that I was still hesitating on my face, he put my army and said: "Master, you are greater than God in my heart, your voice and appearance are more handsome than my father, to tell you the truth, I am actually a landlubber, ducks can also go into the water, master, you ...... Isn't it better than a duck?"
"Me?" I gritted my teeth with tears in my eyes, ah, it hurt! What are you gritting your teeth for! I bit my lip and shouted, "Who said I'm not as good as a duck? Get out of the way!" I'm coming!"
I took ten steps back, jogged, accelerated, sprinted, I don't know how, but the speed was quite fast, stepping on the lake, and in the blink of an eye I was on the other side of the lake.
"Jump!" I screamed miserably, only to feel dizzy, my body loosened, and I fell backwards to the surface of the lake. When my neck was first submerged in the water, I felt that the water was gentle and cool.
......I opened my mouth to breathe, but the lake water immediately poured in, and I was caught off guard and forced to drink a few large sips of water, and my dizzy brain became even heavier.
Qian Chased's magical voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "Master, recite the spell quickly!"
"Yes, chanting mantras. I agreed in a daze, and shouted indiscriminately: "Ha Han Da, I am Qian Chaser Soul, Haka Essence, I am Qian Chase, speaking big, I am Qian Chaser Soul......"
Qian Chasing Soul burst into tears, and hurriedly corrected my mistake: "Master, it's wrong, remove 'I'm Qian Chaser'." β
"Oh," I promised, still drinking from the lake.