The sun hung high in the center of the wellhead, looking like a yellow baked cake. I took out the Shennong sword from my ear, trying to find a better place to climb, and after a closer look, there was a ladder behind me, leading directly to the well. With the hope of seeing the light of day, I began to climb upwards.

The well looked like it was only about ten meters high, and I stepped on it hundreds of times, and when I looked up, there were still seven or eight meters. Keep your feet staggered, and use your hands and feet together. After rubbing, I climbed a few hundred feet, and when I looked up, there were still five or six meters.

I wiped a cold sweat and looked at the swaying well water under my feet, which was only four or five meters away. "Hasn't the distance been extended?" I was extremely depressed, hesitated for a few seconds, and decided that it would be better to suffer a little loss first and climb up.

I shook my head and crawled violently, it was really a tiger, racing over the Scuds, angry to death, and looking at it, there were still two meters.

The sun had set in the west, and I was touching half of my bald head and struggling. Then, my eyes widened: "Climb again!" I stared at the mouth of the well, getting closer and closer. My guess was still good, persistence is victory, and I was smug when the ladder slipped, and I screamed and tumbled and fell.

I learned my lesson and quickly climbed up again. The upper body was lying on the well rock, too lazy to move again, suddenly, I felt a hard thing bulging out of my abdomen, I looked down and saw that it was a cyan stone slab, and I didn't have time to be happy, so I felt that my hands had left the solid earth. "Oops!" I fell softly, like a fallen leaf, with a scream.

"Big brother!" In the haze, a delicate face shook in front of my eyes, I cheered up, shook my head a few times, and after careful identification, I was sure that it was a strange man. This is a beautiful man. His mouth, with the smile of the Mona Lisa, and his eyes, like the two brightest stars in the night, look at you as if you were the only one he cared about.

I sniffed the air twice and felt more relaxed than ever. Sunshine, grass, and a faint scent of flowers. Looking at the sunset from afar, I suddenly felt that the sun was so round and so perfect that it seemed to lead my soul to a far place.

The evening breeze is gentle, and the fragrance of flowers is strong. I looked back and stopped in front of a house where a large dog with wolf ears was lying on its stomach. The wolf dog has a pair of wolf eyes, cold and domineering, and always pays attention to danger signals. It soon saw me, a fierce glint in its eyes, and suddenly straightened up.

I looked at the dog, and the dog looked at me, speechless for a moment.

I asked the man, "What's your name?"

"Wu Qi. He smiled faintly, as if it were a mirror, and it reflected my smile.

"Are you...... Slate?" I was slightly surprised, "I don't see it." ”

Wu Qi said: "Everyone has two sides. ”

Seeing that I was listening attentively, he continued: "When you see my ugly side, you can spoil me, ignore me, or pity me with your conscience, and when I become beautiful, you will do everything possible to disguise yourself and try to be near me." ”

"Uh...... Are you saying that I like beautiful women and don't like dinosaurs?" I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, even if what you said made sense, it was impossible for Lao Tzu to like dinosaurs.

Wu Qi showed a charming smile: "Boss, do you like me like this? Tell you secretly, I can still become a woman." ”

Me: "......"

I pointed to the wolf-dog: "There's a dog, we're counting on it for dinner tonight, and it's hard to escape, and we need some meat to suppress the shock." Wu Qi stared at the wolf dog for a while, and said, "This dog is only a month old, do you believe it or not?"

I stared at the wolf dog for a long time, shook my head, and said, "No." ”

"You don't know much about the rules of this world. Wu Qi looked at me with a smile.

"Rules?" I shook my head.

Wu Qi said: "Everything in the world has spirituality, and those who have more yin and yang can be kings." All heroes and heroes, emperors and generals, must be accompanied by perseverance. In addition, he is clever in acting, so he relies on very little, and he has no merit. The root of this lies in the harmony of yin and yang, which is more and more pure than all others. ”

"Well, explain. "I was confused, I felt that what he said was a bit similar to what he said in Dream of Red Mansions, I read Dream of Red Mansions twice because of its fame, if it weren't for its fame, the ghost would have read such a complicated book.

Wu Qi smiled lightly and said: "It's very simple, a person's talent depends on the quantity and quality of the two kinds of yin and yang, a person who has achieved great things, he knows how to use the two kinds of qi reasonably to serve him, so no matter what kind of situation he is in, he must be better than ordinary people." ”

Wu Qi explained, although I still can't understand what the two qi of yin and yang are, but the general meaning can be figured out, the yin qi can be imagined as the wife's oral liquid, the yang qi can be imagined as viagra, the mother drinks more oral liquid, the child will be smarter, and the father will eat more viagra, and the child will be stronger.

When I think about it, I suddenly see it.

"What are you thinking?" Wu Qi looked at me softly.

I came back to my senses and said, "So, what does Yin and Yang have to do with this dog?"

Wu Qi said: "This dog is different, you look at its ears, they are particularly pointed, which means that its hearing is good." Its nose is larger than that of the average dog, and it can distinguish more smells. Its fur is silver, and you can't pick out one out of a thousand, and if you look at its overall line, there is no trace of excess fat, and it will be far ahead when it runs. ”

I nodded: "That is to say, there are more yin and yang qi in its body." ”

"Not only that," Wu Qi smiled, "Its teeth haven't kept up with the speed of its body's development, so it will be born for a month at most, and its parents are likely to be cultivators, usually, only one cultivator can come out of millions of dogs!"

"Dogs are also cultivated. "I thought it was incredible, it completely turned my perception of dogs on its head.

"That is, don't look down on cultivators, ordinary immortals would rather offend the master than offend a dog cultivator. Wu Qi spat and seemed to be a big fan of the dog cultivator.

I suddenly thought of something and asked him, "Is Erlang God's Roaring Heavenly Dog a Dog Cultivator?"

Wu Qi said: "I don't know, I heard that it ate the dragon ball and turned into a human body." ”

"What do you think of the Howling Dog?" I asked.

Wu Qi recalled for a moment and said: "The Howling Sky Dog has been to the underworld a few times, and once he practiced fighting with the Revenant Soul Dog, but he was broken sixteen bones, and the Howling Sky Dog hid and healed his injuries before he dared to return to the Heavenly Court, and he rarely came in the future." ”

"Then Dog Xiu is even more powerful. I immediately became excited, pointed to the wolf dog, with the eyes of eating it, and said, "Is it a dog Xiu?"

Wu Qi looked at my drooling, shook his head and said, "Big brother, don't you want to eat dog meat, right? This dog is a descendant of Gou Xiu, and the possibility of becoming a dog cultivator is more than 80 percent, if we subdue it now and establish a master-servant treaty with it, then our strength will be greatly increased." ”

I nodded and said, "One, two, three, let's go together!"

"Slow!" Wu Qi raised his palm, "I'll confuse it first." I saw Wu Qi move his neck, bow down, support the ground with both hands, and suddenly turned into a cute Scottish Shepherd, it seemed to be a female, it put on a few sexy poses, and saw that the wolf dog's hair was erect and his eyes were straight.

I was moved by Wu Qi's sacrificial spirit and gave him a thumbs up: "Good job!"

"Why don't you do it at such a good opportunity?" Wu Qi's dog let out a breath of white air and lectured me very harshly. I immediately used my speed to my advantage, and with a slight twist in space, I quickly appeared in the ...... I looked around, but I didn't see the dog, and when I looked back, it turned out to be overrun, and I scratched my head embarrassedly: "Mistake, mistake." ”

Wu Qi rolled his eyes. I adjusted my breathing, focused on my target, and activated my super speed again.

The space distorted slightly, and when I stopped, I found myself standing on a busy street, and the pedestrians on the road were all looking at me strangely, and they must be thinking, "How could this person suddenly appear here?"

"Hey!" I raised my hand and greeted the people around me who were staring at me fixedly, and spun around, fixing my gaze on the face of a little girl who was looking at me stupidly, but her tongue was licking ice cream.

I blinked with my right eye, and four fingers swayed back and forth: "Hey, little girl, do you know my brother?"

The little girl licked the ice cream and shook her head mechanically, her eyes locked on me, looking like a brain-dead.

The dangerous aura in the air quickly increased after I greeted the little girl. The atmosphere became oppressive and heavy. The knife in the butcher's hand on the side of the street reflected the light of the setting sun, and in the intense murderous intent I couldn't tell whether it was light or murderous.

Next to the little girl was an old woman selling vegetables, full of white hair, but her movements of picking vegetables were skillful and natural, and her hands were as old as rattans that had absorbed water, however, who could be sure that the withered hands would not have the most skillful killing skills?

I didn't dare to look at it, the sound of everyone's breathing and heartbeat seemed to be right next to me.

I tried not to look at these abnormalities, trying to make myself comfortable, because something in my brain caused me to feel numb. "Ghost Sect!" I remembered that in the underworld, I ate the night pearl that represented the ghost sect, could the thing in my mind be the night pearl?

If this is the case, it will be controlled, and you must always stay calm. I suppressed the terrible thoughts in my heart and slowly relaxed. All kinds of voices gradually faded in his mind, and then he looked at the butcher, his face was full of smiles, there was no trace of murderous aura, and the knife in his hand was also very ordinary, not a murderous knife.

My spiritual realm instantly rose to a higher level.

"Hehe, if other cultivators knew that I had upgraded so quickly, they would have to vomit blood and die. His eyes moved to the old woman, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, what a poor old man, her thin fingers were busy picking and weighing vegetables for everyone. What a pair of industrious hands! After the vicissitudes of the world, they are still so dexterous.

"Child, stop eating popsicles and go home with your mother. Next to the silly girl, there was an ugly middle-aged woman, she pulled the little girl's arm and just pulled, and when she saw the little girl pouting and refusing to comply, the woman suddenly got angry and pointed at me and said, "You love him so much? He's a pervert, a big pervert." ”

"Pervert ?!!" The little girl was frightened all of a sudden, and even hugged the middle-aged woman's thigh and cried loudly: "Woo...... Mom...... I'm going home......"

Dozens of pedestrians on the street shot at me with suspicious eyes, and I wanted to cry without tears: "Auntie, I'm not a pervert, I haven't done anything, I'm so handsome, is it possible that I'm a pervert?"

"Bang, bang, bang!" the sound of the door closing came and went. My ears moved, and I heard them whispering: "You go to the neighboring street to inform that the pervert is coming, let the family have a daughter, hurry up and bolt the door." ”

I couldn't help but scream, "Can anyone tell me what's going on? How did I become a pervert?"

It is said that communication is inconvenient in ancient times, I think it is nonsense, and after walking for about an hour, as long as they see me, people will mutter: "The pervert is here." It seems that I only have one way to camp, with the sky as the bed and the earth as the bed, this is the life of the gods, I comforted myself: "It's really good to cultivate, this love will never go out of style, any aunt, sister, sister, you can talk about it, age is a fart, haha." ”

"Hungry? It's a little, but for people who cultivate the truth, it's over when they're hungry, they don't need to, how convenient it is, they don't have to eat when they're hungry, they save food for the country, they can also fly into the sky and the earth, catch ghosts and subjugate demons." I seem to have caught a ghost, who is coming?

I was immersed in the beautiful fantasy: "One after another, let it out, and touch it." ”

I tilted my head sideways and tapped my ear a few times, and the gourd fell out and grew rapidly on the ground, growing to more than a meter high, and I tried to command it in words: "Gourd gourd, open!"

The gourd shook twice, and the lid suddenly jumped up, and a white smoke slowly floated out of it, stopping on the side of the gourd, condensing into a human form.

The moon is like water, and in the moon like water, I see a girl like water.

Dressed in white gauze and bathed in the light of the moon, she was like a white lotus flower, born in heaven and earth, illuminating my heart.

"Brother, am I good-looking, you look at people like this. A shy smile appeared on his face, and he slowly lowered his eyes. I sighed, my eyes resting on her beautiful face, and said, "Why did you get to the underworld?"

One after another sighed, their faces full of grievances: "People are heartbroken for you, but what do you mean by being lukewarm to others." Later, I was insulted, and I felt that I had no face to see you, so I went to plot against that person at night, but he noticed it and killed me. I was thinking about you, a wisp of ghost did not disperse, became a resentful soul, was punished to the underworld to suffer from the heart, I thought that fate was over, who wanted to see you again. ”

They were sad and happy to visit, and they wanted to pounce and cry in my arms, but they were a little worried, afraid that my usual cold expression would hurt her again. To my right and behind me were the trees, and the wind blew the leaves and fell silently, and they all looked at me silently, and the sadness in their eyes slowly faded.

"You don't like me, okay, I'll go. She turned her head away, her body fluttering gently in the wind, with a slight tremble, and after a long time, she still did not take a step.

"Phew," I trotted a few steps closer to her back and took her hand. They all turned over violently, fell on top of me, hugged my neck tightly, and turned into hundreds of tears of lovesickness day and night.

"I'll stay with you in the future, don't cry yet. I touched her head, her hair was very dry, not like the kind of hair that a little girl should have, my nose was sore, and I stroked her withered hair, and I had mixed feelings in my heart, and I couldn't bear to push her away.

To be kind to a woman is to be cruel to oneself. Ten minutes passed as they hung on me, crying profusely...... Another ten minutes passed...... My calves cramped and stiffened, and I lost consciousness in pain, and I finally sensed that something was wrong with me, and asked with concern, "Brother, are you uncomfortable?"

I asked her, "Everyone, don't you have a backache when you stand and talk?"

"Back pain? They all looked up and stared at me, their eyes were tender like water, "Brother, I didn't expect you to care about me so much, you are so good." ”

"I ......" Before the reason could be spoken, the gentle fingers immediately touched my lips, "Brother, needless to say, I know everything." A sweet smile flashed across her lips as she rested her head on me again. Seeing her smile of satisfaction and joy, I could only hide my insignificant pain, and she was still very light in the ghost body, and I could barely hold on.

I suddenly said, "Everyone, in the grass with the fragrance of birds and flowers in front of the moon and flowers, isn't it too boring for the two of us to stand stupidly like this? The cold wind is blowing, blowing my heart, fluttering and beating, you touch ......."

I grabbed the little hand of the visit and put it on my chest, and the visit was really successful, like a frightened deer, jumped away from my arms, but her little hand was still bravely placed on my chest, her face was red with shame, twisted to the side, and said, "Brother, the heart seems to be on the left side ......"

"Huh?" I looked down and actually took the hand of the visiting hand and pressed it on the right chest, the right side, it seems to be a lung, right? I immediately broke out in a cold sweat!

"Brother, do you want to ......" moved their beautiful eyes and met my erotic gaze. I asked, "Is that okay?"

When I asked this question, my excitement suddenly relaxed, and somehow, I didn't think she would refuse.

"No, you can't. The interviews ruthlessly refused.

"Why?" I was slightly stunned, took out the mirror and looked at my face, it seemed more handsome than before, with a handsome nose and sexy lips, such perfect conditions, I don't know how many girls can think of spring every night; I exhaled deeply and stared at the interviews: "You don't like me?"

One after another blew lightly, shook his head, and said: "Of course not, as long as my brother wants it, I won't refuse, but now I'm just a lonely ghost, my brother is a cultivator, and I must not combine with the yin spirit......"

"So?" I was a little disappointed to see that she was sullen, and I didn't want to have any more dirty thoughts. I think about Marx, and then think about Engels, it's really not good, think about Brother Ma Mian, the body temperature finally dropped to a normal level, glanced at the woods on the right, and asked her with concern: "Are you hungry, I'll go find something to eat." ”

They all smiled shallowly and said, "My brother is really joking, and told you that I am a ghost, have you ever seen a ghost eat?"

"You don't eat?" I wondered, "and where does your energy come from?"

"I don't know, as long as it's night, I can freely absorb the cold energy of the outside world, and the faster I absorb it when I get to the child, and when I get to the child, it will go down, and I want to sleep very much. They lowered their eyebrows and pondered for a while, then said leisurely.

I thought to myself: "The faster you absorb it, the faster you absorb it, the more excited you are, hehe......" One after another was amused by my bad smile and hummed: "Where did you think of it again?"

I put my hands on my mouth and shouted, "I'm not good or bad, I'm just a standard big pervert, whoop~whoa~"

They didn't expect me to be so shameless, their faces turned red, and they laughed again. Suddenly, her body stiffened, her body straightened, as if she had given someone a fixation method, and there was inexplicable fear in her slightly blank eyes, and then, she stood on tiptoe, her eyes regained their brilliance, her eyes gurgled in her sockets a few times, and she said in a panic: "Brother, there is someone who can kill me." ”

"Really?" I scratched my head and said, "Then you go and hide in the gourd first." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the interviews turned into a puff of light smoke, and quickly got into the gourd, and I hurriedly stepped forward to cover the gourd mouth, chanted a spell to make the gourd smaller, and with a movement of my ears, a very slight footstep mixed with the sound of leaves, quickly approached me from far and near.

I saw a black shadow fly out of the woods, as fast as a bird, and I glanced at him and closed my eyelids.

The black shadow floated to my side like the wind and asked, "Master, have you ever seen a female ghost?"

"Female ghost?" I slowly opened my eyes and said incomprehensibly: "The donor has a ghost in his heart, and the poor monk has no ghost in his heart. ”

When the black shadow heard my mysterious words, he immediately became respectful, clenched his fists and arched his hands: "It's rude, dare to ask where the master is practicing?"

I smiled slightly: "Monks are all over the world, and they can all practice in three lives and six worlds." ”

Four-word mantra, small words and great righteousness!

The black shadow seems to understand whether it understands or not. In his impression, maybe the master is like this, and he admires me even more at the moment, so in order to win my favor, he hurriedly introduced himself: "I am an ordinary soul chaser, and I have the fate to meet the master today, which is really a blessing from three lifetimes." ”

He paused for a moment, and then said: "I have practiced the soul chasing magic skill hard, and I have achieved a little success, and I have collected three thousand six hundred and eighty-one pure souls. ”

"Oh?" I'm very new to the profession of soul chaser, but when I heard him say that I have collected thousands of souls, this spell is very unusual, and if I learn it, I can almost steal business with the underworld!

At the moment, I remained silent and nodded: "Very good, you demonstrate it first, and I will give you some guidance after reading it." ”

"Master Xie!" the black shadow knelt on one knee, looking extremely religious, the more polite he behaved, the more worried I became, and if I couldn't tell him the big truth that he could understand, I, the master, would really get wet.

Of course, I'm not afraid of him, I'm a space warptor, and I can't run away if I can't beat him. Now I can only concentrate on how he demonstrates.

The Black Shadow is a man who walks with style and energy. He walked to the place three feet in front of me on the right, turned around, and held a white jade bottle in his hand, and threw it lightly, the bottle fell steadily to the ground, and then I saw his mouth move again, and at the same time his right hand pinched and changed several gestures, the white jade bottle shook slightly, and a smoky blue shadow came out of the bottle, and they crowded over the bottle, circling around.

The two fingers of the man in black's left hand pressed on the wrist of his right hand, turned his arm, turned his palm outward, drew a horizontal line from left to right, and shouted, "Array!"

The blue shadows floating in the air immediately lined up in a straight line as fast as they could, and their tops were all at the same height, looking very neat and tidy.

My eyes are about to bulge, these blue shadows must be ghosts, but how can he make them obey and do what he says, even if he is afraid of him and has to obey orders, they will not be arranged so neatly in such a short time, it is like a group of soldiers who have been trained to obey orders absolutely.