"Don't be blind and light the lamp – it's wasted. Tie Dan dissuaded the other party from flirting.

"I use oil, not wax. ”

"Then don't be blind and light the lamp - it's in vain. ”

"I use electric lights. ”

"Then don't be blind and light the lamp - it's a waste of electricity. ”

"Why?"

"For this Jaya is not Bejah. Even if the Yaya in my mind is renamed vulgar, coarse, lulu, ugly, stinky, stupid, stupid, blind, paralyzed, and dead, I only love her. ”

"Dead, haha, Yaya will be angry when she hears it!"

The Seven Fairies are long overdue.

"Hey, Brother Tiedan? Do you know an old saying?"

"Which one is wonderful?"

"The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass. Brother Tiedan, if you always win through the beauty level, you are not a hero!"

"Miaomiao, what kind of logic do you call this? Heroes are sad to pass the beauty level, which means that the hero must easily overcome difficulties and resolutely pass the beauty level, not that the hero who can't pass it is the hero. ”

"You should be natural, don't break in, please. ”

"I'm natural, I didn't break through, isn't it just a few ugly animals!"

"It's animal-shaped fashion. None of them are animals, they are human beings. Their beauty and temperament are excellent, unparalleled!"

"Excellent? That's because your eyes are good, your eyes are bright, you have vitality, you can find all kinds of beauty, all kinds of slenderness. But I can't, I'm narrow-minded. The eyes are the windows to the soul. The shape of my window is the same as that of Yaya. The water depth is dangerous, and it is strictly forbidden to enter. Other beauties came in and immediately drowned. Be careful of the stairs, it is strictly forbidden to climb them. If you climb in, you will fall to your death. In the streets and alleys of my heart, there is a violation of stopping the ball, illegally parking in and using a forklift to take away. Let's stop for today, Miao. I don't like the beauties you sent over today. If you send six or seven more fairies over, I'll give her a belly as soon as we meet, and even smack her!"

"Then try it. ”

The Seven Fairies are finally here. Tie Dan recognized it, it was the first popular film and television star, and he was the king of crossover singers!

But Tie Dan made the expression of an elderly cataract patient, as if all he saw was a cloud of haze.

"Brother Tiedan, am I stupid about you?"

"No, I don't. Who's burning coal stove again, and you're such a mess of things?"

"Don't spray dung!" The cross-border singer raised his eyebrows and withdrew.

The iron egg was secretly happy, and the eight fairies came.

Tie Dan crossed Erlang's legs, and was about to turn around and turn his back on her, but suddenly his eyes straightened.

Yaya, why did you come? If it weren't for you, how could you be exactly the same with your face, body shape, hair, feet, posture, temperament, temperament, and eyes?

Yaya approached and looked at him affectionately. He gave hot feedback gratefully. Yaya opened her arms. He didn't dare not hug. Yaya came over to kiss him, and he couldn't help but accept it. Yaya called him dear husband, and he agreed without hesitation. Yaya pinched his muscles, and he pinched her top.

She was breathing heavily, and her bones were almost simmering in the soup.

He put his mouth to her ear and whispered, "I miss you." ”

"It's not going to work. The other party said.

The iron egg snapped and pushed the other party away.

The code didn't match.

The Nine Fairies arrived. Iron Egg wanted to see who she was.

It turned out to be the original wonderful.

Miao Miao tried to move forward as much as she could. Tie Dan subconsciously dodged back.

"What are you hiding, Brother Tiedan, I was the one you hugged and kissed just now!"

"No, I don't think so. ”

"Brother Tiedan, what is the secret code for you and Yaya?"

"I said I miss you. She said I was cranky too. ”

"Shall we repeat it then?"

"It's only once. You'd better die that heart. ”

"As soon as the heart dies, people die, do you curse me to die soon? really!" Miao Miaojiao said angrily.