"Master, answer the phone, answer the phone quickly......" Huzi's mobile phone rang, Huzi stood up and touched his body with his hand for a while but couldn't find it, and looked around and didn't know where the phone was. "I'm calling, I'm calling."

"Stupid, the phone is in your coat pocket, and you can't find a place when you listen to the sound!" Cheng Xiaonan ran into the bedroom, took out Huzi's mobile phone, and saw that the caller ID on the screen was "Sister I".

"Your sister's phone!" "Quick, help me answer it!" Xiao Nan pressed the answer button and walked towards the living room. "Hey......" "Who are you?" I'm looking for Xia Huxing, you let him answer the phone. "The tone is quite bad. "Hawkers, your sister's phone is so fierce......" "Hey, I'm Huzi, what's wrong sister?"

"Who is that woman just now? You can do it, go out at ten o'clock in the evening, take a girl outside and go crazy all night, don't say hello to the family, that's it, I don't say much about you when you're such an adult, why don't you go to work in the company this morning, the company is going crazy these days, do you know it, our dad is not in good health, you have to take some responsibility in the company, Bala Bala Bala......" Huzi took the phone, and he didn't even have room to talk back, and he was reprimanded by his sister for nearly five minutes. "At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the company has a meeting, this meeting is very important, you have to be there, do you hear it, if you dare not go, you will wait for me......!

"I'm sorry, it's me who bothered you......" Xiao Nan felt very upset. "Cut, it's okay, let's ignore him, it's still early, I'll continue to give you ideas. Huzi picked up the wine glass nonchalantly, and Xiao Nan reached out and snatched the glass. "Don't drink, you have a meeting in the afternoon, you can't drive if you drink, let's eat, I'll go get a drink, let's replace wine with water." ”

The two sat down again, and Huzi cleared his throat to continue the topic just now.

"When it comes to the excuse of becoming a girl, there are so many kinds, for example, when you go to the hospital for a physical examination, you find that you are actually a girl, but you look like a boy on the outside, and then you have surgery to change back to your original identity as a girl......" "What are you a liar, is there such a thing?" "Yes! It seems to be called intersexual deformity, which is a disease that can be ......corrected by surgery" Xiao Nan shook his head: "This empty talk is unfounded and unconvincing, at least there must be a diagnosis certificate and surgical records from the hospital, where can I get these things?" For a different excuse...... In short, it must not be an operation, I have to go home and tell my dad that I have surgery and become a girl, and I will definitely be slapped to death by my father. Xiao Nan felt his scalp tingle when he thought of his father.

"Well, there's another trick that is mysterious. "How can you say it?" "How else can you say it, it's just pretending to be a ghost!" You just say that you don't know anything, and you sleep one night and the next day you somehow become a girl...... "Your sister! You still need to teach me ......" "Ah, are you really like that?" "It's not all ...... But the details are not too much, do you remember the last time I called you to pick me up from the hospital......" Xiao Nan said briefly about finding Dr. Shi to treat Xiao Ting.

"Really?" Huzi's eyes widened, unable to believe his ears. "You said that it was you when I saw that old man?" "Uh-huh......" Xiao Nan lowered his eyes and looked at the scar on the palm of his right hand carefully. "Who would have thought that this is the unforeseen consequence that Dr. Shi said, that is, I ended up like this......"

"You're such an infatuated fool...... But I think it's good, it's pleasing to the eye......" "I don't think it's good! I can just go and watch others pleasing to the eye, I don't need to pleasing myself to the eye......"

"Since it's inexplicable, there's no need to make up reasons, the key is the on-the-spot play after you go home, you see your parents to say that the more innocent and pitiful you are, the better, as for the reason why you will really transform, I suggest hiding it. ”

"Okay, I understand, I know what to do......" Xiao Nan seemed to have thought about this question in advance. "I've got to prepare my lines......"

"What lines do you prepare, I just want to know when you will leave for home?" "You have to have a specific schedule, you can't put it off. ”

"What are you doing...... It's like a hypsoteria, you don't know how scared I am......" Xiao Nan lay on the table and dipped his chopsticks in the wine to draw Xiao'er, while raising his face and saying helplessly: "I was terrified when I thought of my father's fan-sized slap, he has practiced martial arts for decades, so if it hits me in the face, my little life will be gone." ”

"Did he beat you when you were a child?" "Then it goes without saying, no less, that naughty ...... when I was a child" Xiao Nan's chopsticks drew a giant and slapped a small dot. "For a while, the teacher told me every day, it was like three days without a roof to uncover the roof ......" "Are you dead?" "Not dead......"

"That's terrible! Think about it when you were a little kid, your dad didn't beat you to death, not to mention that even if your current girl is weak, at least she looks like a nearly twenty-year-old adult, I personally feel that you can't die if you are slapped by your dad three or five times......

"Your sister, it's me who was beaten, not you!" Xiao Nan was angry.

"Come here......" Huzi pulled Xiao Nan to the bathroom, only to find that the mirror in front of the bathroom washbasin was smashed by something. "Damn, who did this?"

"Don't ask......" Of course, Xiao Nan knew that he was smashed when his whole body was ulcerated, but he didn't want to mention this past. "You just look here......" Huzi pointed to a relatively large fragment in the mirror, "Look at you like this, who can bear to beat such a beautiful girl? ”

Xiao Nan looked in the mirror, and she thought it looked good, and her little face was a little red.

"See!" Huzi pulled Xiao Nan back to the dinner table to continue his analysis. "You think, when your dad saw you, it was nothing more than A accepting you and admitting that you were his child, B not admitting you and letting you get out, but no matter which one he couldn't do to beat you. ”

"Why are you so sure?" "It's so simple, if your dad admits that you are his child, and his daughter is so cute, which dad is willing to beat you? If your dad doesn't want to admit you, it's even simpler, will he beat someone else's girl?"

"Yes......" Xiao Nan nodded, feeling as if a stone had fallen to the ground in his heart. "Think about it, today is Monday, then I will go home on Friday, what do you think?"

"Why Friday?" "I'm going to make up nonsense, it's a lot of brains to lie." Xiao Nan counted his fingers and said to Huzi: "In addition to making up nonsense, I also have to buy clothes, how embarrassed to buy girls' clothes or something, even if I go, I won't bargain for such a small amount of money I will definitely be slaughtered by the boss who sells clothes, so I plan to buy it on Taobao, so that counting the time of express delivery, Friday should be just right." ”

"Che, you're actually scared to go into the lingerie store, aren't you?" "You...... How do you know everything......" Xiao Nan was depressed again. "I'm sorry......"

"Hey, you're a girl now, what's so embarrassing. Huzi squinted at Xiao Nan with a contemptuous expression: "Hmph, you don't dare to buy underwear, then if one day you are up, aunt, aunt, and mother, you won't die!"

What is the five thunderbolts on the top? What is the first blow?

After Xiao Nan heard Huzi's words, her whole person was instantly petrified, and her feelings at this time were no longer just a "crazy" that could be described.