Chapter 649: Routine!
Especially at the age of high school students, enthusiasm and impulsiveness are synonymous with them, so the first reaction of high school students when they hear the words is to apprentice, and they are even fantasizing about the scene of him punching Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten in the future.
As soon as he heard a pop, the high school student knelt down, and he was going to do the act of apprenticeship in front of everyone.
Don't underestimate this move, you know, in front of everyone, and on the street, it is already very courageous to do this.
And the sudden action of the high school student also attracted everyone's attention, and the surrounding audience was also a little more hot in their eyes, if the high school student succeeded, does it also mean that he also has the opportunity to become a martial arts master?
Ji Guizong's face was expressionless, straight up now, looking at the high school student's expression seriously, behind him, the dazzling sunlight seemed to turn into a five-cent special effect, setting off Ji Guizong's body extraordinarily upright, it was really the spirit of a great grandmaster!
As everyone knows, Ji Guizong at this time is also thinking about something in his heart, but what is noncommittal is that he has turned the sky upside down, hehe~ There is even an unexpected gain~ Well, although the young man in front of him has passed the age of martial arts, his sect is very poor...
"Well, since you sincerely want to learn martial arts, then the old man will not hide it, and now that martial arts are in decline, I will accept you as an apprentice!" Ji Guizong put his hands behind his back and said a little arrogantly, as if it was a great honor for people to worship his mountain gate.
In fact, it is also true, Ji Guizong, as an existence known as a land golden immortal by the system, is indeed a great honor and luck after ordinary people worship him as a master.
"Really? Apprentice to meet the master!" The high school student was overjoyed when he heard this, he didn't expect that the apprenticeship would be so easy, so he thought about it, and bowed down directly with a happy face, and then suddenly it was another meal, because he thought of one thing, that is, this is a monk! If he worships a monk as a master, will he also be a monk?
It's just that before the high school students asked this, a large group of people eating melons on the side couldn't sit still, what's the matter? Seeing that it was so easy for high school to worship a master as a teacher, and from then on they could get in touch with another 'world', and many hot-blooded young people suddenly itched in their hearts, so they rushed up directly, surrounded Ji Guizong in the middle, and screamed.
"Master, take me in!"
"Yes, yes, I also want to promote Huaxia Kung Fu!" Okay, this is just talking nonsense with my eyes open, of course, I can't directly say that I learned Kung Fu just for Niu Bi and for my sister, it's just another way of saying it! Although it is a bit too much to say that promoting Chinese Kung Fu, who in the audience can't hear the real idea of this thing? It's just that they won't break it, because they also want to learn.
Therefore, as soon as this benevolent brother's words came out, he immediately won unanimous approval: "Yes, yes, yes! Carry forward our Chinese kung fu! Make a contribution to Chinese kung fu!"
Who doesn't know how to say beautiful words, and people are still this kind of strange thing, they don't like to listen to ugly words, and beautiful words, even if they know that they are false, they still like to listen to them.
There are even more brazen people, who even called the master on the spot, and even said some undisciplined words.
"Master, I can tease, talk, or push down, beg to be taken in!"
When everyone heard this, they saw a strong man selling cuteness, and they couldn't help but feel a chill, and took a step back tremblingly.
Ji Guizong's face also changed, and his heart said I am a good man, the old man has lived for more than a hundred years, and I have really never seen such a person, you said that you are a man, or a strong man with a height of seven feet, I... No, what about my medicine...
Resisting the urge to kick that strong man into the air, Ji Guizong squeezed out a big smile, not to mention this kind of perverted person, just the current situation is enough to make Ji Guizong's face smile a chrysanthemum, well, these are all potential stocks! With these people, at least the living standard in the temple will be improved by a few grades!
"Slow down, slow down, come one by one! Don't worry..."
"Master, after I worship you as a teacher, will I also become a monk? I don't have a girlfriend yet, I think I'm still..." At this time, the high school student separated the crowd and came to Ji Guizong, a little hesitant, but most of them did say cowardly, in the end, if it wasn't for Ji Guizong's good ears, he wouldn't even be able to hear his voice!
Ji Guizong snorted disdainfully when he heard this, Monk? What's wrong with the monk? It seems that for men, being a monk is indeed a bit bitter, but the top priority now is to fool these people... Ahh
"Disciple, don't say this again! Because, your worries are completely superfluous, the sect of the teacher is different from other peer sects, there are not so many rules, the Buddhist precepts, only the precepts of killing can be done, and the rest, there is no need to abide by it, and after leaving the teacher, the management is distributed, and there are a large number of light and gentle sisters in the temple looking forward to pushing... Phew, I'm talking to you about martial arts!"
Ji Guizong made a promise unashamedly, and said that the fact that the small ruined temple that had long been dilapidated and withered was called a skyscraper, as if there was a paradise on earth, and Xiao Huineng, who was still struggling with the 'tigresses' not far away, only called Amitabha Buddha in his heart, and said in his heart, Uncle Shi, Uncle Ancestor, be careful that the Buddha slapped you to death!
And the people around Ji Guizong don't need to say much, they were surprised when they heard it, I'll go, there is such a good place in this world? But look at Ji Guizong, his face was full of 'honesty', and they had to doubt the truth of this statement.
With Ji Guizong's description, he had already imagined that picture in his mind, it was a sunny afternoon, there was even a little mist on the calm lake, and a large wave of little nuns who had faded half of their monk's robes to reveal their white and touching collarbones... Phew, it's the senior sisters who are smiling at him, and the smile is so seductive~hiss~ No, no, no, excited...
"Really, master, is there really so many single senior sisters in our sect?" The eyes of the high school students sparkled, could it be that my brother's twenty-year virgin life was about to end? Well, little nun... Roar... Not bad either, uniforms ... Ahem...
When Ji Guizong heard the words, 'Hating iron does not make steel' slapped the high school student's head, and shouted: "How can this be reasonable! People in my generation should take it as their duty to serve the country with loyalty, what are you thinking about in your head! Even if your senior sisters are all young, beautiful and single, what is the matter with you!"
Well, this old guy is shameless enough, he is punishing high school students on the surface, but in fact, he is admitting the questions asked by high school students in disguise!
Sure enough, the high school student was not annoyed when he heard that he was beaten, but laughed silly, and seemed to have fallen into some kind of illusion again.
Seeing this, Ji Guizong smiled secretly in his heart, and said in his heart, boy, now you can be happy... It's too late to regret it later!
"So, have you thought about it, do you want to apprentice?" Ji Guizong confirmed again.
"Yes, yes!" the high school student came back to his senses and nodded impatiently, with an overexcited expression on his face.
"Okay!" Ji Guizong laughed, then rubbed his hands and said, "Chenghui, 100,000 yuan a month!"
said, maybe he felt that it was inappropriate, and said: "This is the VIP price, there are benefits of sleeping with beautiful women!"
“……”
The high school students said that this temple is also a little more up-to-date! However, this beautiful woman seems to be very cool to sleep with... However, 100,000 yuan a month is not something that my generation of dicks can play...
"Is there anything cheaper?"
"It's cheap! Yes, there are 1,000 a month, living next to the cemetery, eating leftovers, the girls' dormitory is separated by ten miles, after coming in, you will do chores first, you can't touch martial arts, do you?" Ji Guizong smiled when he heard this, and said.
“……”
At this moment, the other people who were clamoring for apprenticeship were also speechless, and they said that this master was too philistine, right?
"Is there anything ordinary?" asked the high school student weakly again.
"Oh, it's a little more ordinary, there are also, dormitory, eight-person room, eat normally, sleep normally, warm in winter and cool in summer, 10,000 yuan a month, you or?"
The high school students thought in their hearts, thinking that the last one was normal, but the price...
"Ahem... What was your last sentence?"
"Oh, it's a little more ordinary, there are too!stay..."
"No, in the previous sentence. ”
"It's cheap... There are also..."
"In the last sentence..."
"Have you thought about it? Do you want to apprentice?"
"Well, I didn't think about it, goodbye!" the high school student nodded, and then walked away without looking back.
"......" Ji Guizong scolded secretly, hey, he's been tricked!
In a bad mood, I looked around, and saw that the people around me no longer shouted apprenticeship or anything, and shouted to Xiao Huineng boringly: "Huineng, let's go!"
"Oh!" Xiao Huineng couldn't wait to leave, but the combat power of these 'tigresses' was so terrible that he couldn't get out at all!
"Amitabha, ladies and gentlemen, can you let the little monk go?" In desperation, Xiao Huineng shouted again, he couldn't resist like a thief, he could only be helplessly at the mercy of these women, just like that, his clothes were about to be torn!
"Oh, little master, don't go! let my sister be rare and rare you!" Obviously, the young lady who spoke was from the northeast.
“……”
Xiao Hui Neng was helpless, looking at Ji Guizong, but found that Ji Guizong had turned back and left, and he couldn't catch up, so Xiao Hui Neng was in a hurry, secretly said Amitabha, and shouted: "Offended!"
After that, I saw that Xiao Huineng didn't know what to do, so she rushed out of the women's pile directly, and then ran away with a lip print on her face!
"My clothes!"
"I'm sick of it!"
Behind him, only the women were left to exclaim, looking at the expressions and postures of these women, some covering their chests, some pulling their pants, and some being charming...
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