I'm sorry, I'm too tired to come back from work today, I just want to go to bed early, so... Well, no one is watching it anyway~

Nima, at this moment, what kind of ancient Taoist hot intestine chivalry, liver righteousness, gall, immortal, wind and bones, the image of a master of the Tao has completely collapsed! Well, what? This old guy is so fast for Mao? Nonsense, if you run away from the order, you will run faster than him, believe it or not!

Ji Guizong's body technique is almost to the extreme, and he said that if it weren't for the big basket of eggs in his hand, he would still be able to go faster...

"Haha! want to pit me, there is no door!" Ji Guizong called a happy one, and silently praised his wit, well, he saved money for another meal, cool~

To say that this season's great master is worthy of being systematically treated as a land immortal-like existence, don't look at a lot of things on his body, but the whole person seems to have turned into an afterimage and flew forward directly.

During the period, a girl dressed in cool clothes was looking down at her mobile phone, only to feel that the search next to her seemed to have passed something, and there was a gust of wind, the girl raised her head in shock, but found that there was nothing.

"Is the wind?" the girl muttered, but she couldn't feel the wind at all today?

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"Don't run!"

Seeing that there were no thieves on the table after walking through several streets for various reasons, Xiao Huineng screamed angrily.

Who knows, the thief ran even faster when he heard the words, and at the same time, he cursed in his heart, Nima, he is still chasing after chasing for so long, and the labor and management can't run!

However, the thief didn't dare to stop at this time, relying on the terrain he was more familiar with, jumping left and right, and he actually threw Xiao Huineng away at once.

However, Xiao Huineng has practiced kung fu in the end, and he has practiced well, although because he is not familiar with the terrain, something will always come out of front of him to block the way, but Xiao Huineng has no idea of giving up, and is still reluctant to chase after him.

"Don't run!"

"Damn!" Just thinking that the thief who had thrown off the pursuit had not had time to rest, he heard the shouts behind him again, scolded viciously, turned around and ran away.

When the thief ran out of an alley, his eyes lit up, but in front of him was a wide street, around the street, countless cars were patiently waiting for the traffic lights alternately, looking at the traffic lights, only six seconds away from the green light, the thief was overjoyed, sure enough, the sky is endless!

God is not a blind bird, nor does he work diligently every day for more than a year, and work in a down-to-earth manner...

(Do you say this against your conscience! conscientious and down-to-earth?Nima, if you describe other industries, there is nothing wrong with it, but you dare to use this word as a thief?)

At that moment, Mr. Thief sped up and crossed the road quickly, and just as his feet stepped into the other side of the road, the green light came on, and the street once again changed back to the scene of eternal flow.

The thief is proud in his heart, "Oh my head, if you have the ability, you will continue to chase! If you are not afraid of death, you will come! I don't believe that so many cars are speeding by, and you dare to catch up! Haha! I like to see you look like you are helpless to catch up with labor and management even though you are close at hand!

"Don't run!"

On the other side of the road came the voice that made Mr. Thief tremble, but this time he was not afraid, but got a little respite, and took a few breaths, the thief looked up at the other side of the road, he wanted to see who dared to chase him for five kilometers and still chase him!

"Well, why is it a little monk?" Mr. Thief was stunned for a while, the one across the road who rushed towards him was not a monk, what is it? What a ghost! Nima! I knew it was a kid chasing me, so why did I have to run so far? Just go up and beat him up and he would be honest! mmp, what the hell is this bear child!

"There's a kind of you don't run!" The naïve Xiaohui could see the thief looking at her across the road, and her heart was happy, hehe, you can't run, right?

So, he pointed at the thief and shouted, if Hui Neng was a little older, maybe the thief would come to a sentence that you don't chase if you have the ability, but now it's different, when I saw that chasing me was a child, and I was scared by a little boy Mr. Thief felt that he had lost face, but there were too many vehicles on the road to get through, so Mr. Thief looked very bad and shouted: "The little kid can run!

This time, you can blow up the innocent Xiaohui Neng, well, in broad daylight, you dare to be so arrogant as a thief?

"You wait! If you have the ability, you can stand there and don't move!"

"Hey, hey~ I won't move, alas... Are you going to hit me, are you going to hit me?" the thief patted his face arrogantly, and that looked like he was sure that Xiaohui could not get by, and he was even looking forward to something, for example, Xiaohui could rush over in a fit of anger, and then was hit by a speeding car... Therefore, this guy's expression and demeanor can be as angry as he wants!

However, before Mr. Thief could finish speaking, his eyes widened because he saw a scene that he would never forget!

I saw Xiao Hui Neng take a few steps back, and then rushed out, just when Mr. Thief secretly said in his heart that this little guy was looking for death, I saw Xiao Hui Neng jump up directly on the spot, and then like a dragonfly in water, his toes stepped on the vehicles of various rivers and rivers, and jumped over lightly!

Nima! Is this a special joke! Or is it a mistake to see the schizophrenia of labor and management? How can there be such a thing in this world! This is not a TV series!

Mr. Thief's eyes widened, and then when he met Xiaohui's serious and resolute eyes, he sighed in his heart and came back to his senses, why don't you stop if you don't catch yourself!

With a scolding voice, the thief turned around and ran, what? Didn't this thing still want to go head-to-head with Xiao Hui just now? Why is it cowardly now? No way, anyone who sees such an inhuman performance is very bottomless! This is obviously practiced! And he is just an ordinary player, fighting with Special Guy on the wall, looking for death?

Seeing that the thief was still going to run, Xiaohui could change her face, well, stinky and shameless, didn't she say that you are not allowed to move to face me head-on?

"If you have the ability, don't run!"

"If you have the ability, don't chase!" the thief shouted without looking back, and then the girl drilled into the crowd.

Seeing that the thief was about to run into the crowd, Xiao Huineng was very anxious, if he successfully got into the crowd, it was conceivable that it would be even more difficult to catch him!

"Take the baton!"

And at this moment, a sound of breaking the air sounded, followed by a majestic shout, Xiao Huineng must be in his heart, great, Uncle Shi is here! This thief must have not run away!

At that moment, Xiao Hui Nengeng reached out and grabbed it without looking back, only feeling that she had grabbed a full long stick in her hand, and at the same time, with the help of the forward impact of the long stick, after running forward a few steps, she directly took the long stick in her hand to the ground.

Squeak~

A sound that made people feel a little sore came, and I don't know what material the long stick made of was bent to ninety degrees, and then bounced up violently, directly bounced Xiao Huineng out.

I saw that Xiao Hui Neng turned a 360 degree heel from the air, and when he came over, the person had already unfolded the long stick in the air and raised it above his head, only to see that Xiao Hui Neng's eyes were wide open, and he shouted directly: "Eat my old grandson!"

When the words fell, Xiao Huineng directly took advantage of the situation and flew behind the thief, and then from top to bottom, the long stick in his hand slashed down!

"Ahh

Mr. Thief only had time to look back, only to be frightened, it was too late to dodge, and he even subconsciously used his hands to block it before he was hit to the ground by Xiao Huineng's head and fainted!

This action is smooth, although it is relatively long, but it is just a blink of an eye!

"Amitabha!" Xiao Hui can stand at the head of the thief... At this moment, many people are distracted, as if this little monk has turned into a Dharma Protector, and what is lying at his feet is the corpse of a demon...

Such a forced picture was recorded on the mobile phone by many people, and even the person with the mobile phone couldn't believe his eyes, first floated over on the galloping vehicle like a light work, and then didn't know that a long stick flew from there, and then saw the little monk in the air into a beautiful arc, and then, the thief knelt like this? Nima, isn't this really making a movie? Moreover, the sentence that burst out of the little monk's mouth just now was simply a stick! Could it be that this little monk is the rescuer invited by the legendary monkey? Otherwise, why would he say such a sentence as eating my old grandson's stick, but it is full of momentum?

Well, how did these onlookers know that the reason why Xiao Huineng shouted such a line is not that he is a fan of monkeys or anything, it is completely Ji Guizong's idle and boring spoof when he was in the temple, he bullied Xiao Huineng since he was a child, he has not watched TV since he was a child, and has been exposed to any electronic products... Well, if the flashlight counts.

Coincidentally, Xiao Hui Neng is a practitioner of sticks, monks, although there are also swords, but they are also the majority of those who learn sticks, and Xiao Hui can practice, and it is also the temple protection stick method in their temple, there is no fame, not even a name, but this set of stick methods, but it is an implicit word of Buddhism moderate, pay attention to subduation, not killing! Of course, it is okay to beat people to death if you use too much force... Well, so Kung Fu is something that is in people and not in itself...

Cough... Far from it...

Ji Guizong told Xiao Huineng that this trick is more compatible with this sentence of eating my grandson...

Then, Xiaohui Neng naively believed it, so, over time, when Xiaohui was able to use this trick, she always subconsciously shouted this line...

Right?

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