Text: Like duckweed_Chapter 0030 Escape from the underworld
As the days passed, I hid in the cave and practiced the Heavenly Remnant Sword Technique, this Xueyunmen basic sword book is not difficult to practice, but the last few pages of the sword spectrum recorded the thirteen deadly styles, to cut thirteen swords in a row, it can be said that the sword is a set of swords, endless.
But the last few pages of the sword book only the first three styles, missing ten styles, according to the introduction of the small print part, it is said that this set of swordsmanship belongs to the incomplete swordsmanship, and the back ten styles have been lost, otherwise it will not be recorded in such a basic sword book. The Thirteen Deadly Styles belong to the supreme sword move, and the more you go to the back, the more difficult it is to practice. Moreover, the thirteen styles can only exert unexpected power when they are coherent, and ordinary people cannot make them coherent. Therefore, I could only stab three swords, and after thinking about it, I had to practice these three moves coherently first.
I worked extra hard this time, and after practicing the Heavenly Remnant Sword Spectrum, I practiced the "Ten Thousand Laws Qi Gate" given by King Ping, and the first page was turned over, and it was full of ghost drawings. I shook my head, about to close the book, suddenly, the night pearl in my body in my stomach uneasy beating and rushing, I quickly closed my eyes and looked inside, only to see that the night pearl essence soared, as if crazy, kept hitting my stomach wall, the three earthworm-like things in it quickly circulated, as if it had formed a small sphere.
"Can't hold it back?" my stomach twitched, and I wanted to vomit my intestines.
"Zila...... an object shatters. I hurriedly checked the stomach wall, and the stomach wall was intact, strange, could it be that the beads were broken? The three earthworms inside the Night Pearl have swam into swarthy shadows, and the sound of zila la is caused by their rapid rotation.
The Night Pearl must be broken, I have an abundant ghost spiritual power, I can't help it, I don't dare to use it rashly, I can only frown and worry about it, hoping that the Night Pearl can withstand the rapid attack of the earthworm.
"Inner vision" is the heart eye, there is a ventral brain in the dantian, connected to the brain, is the parasitic place of the subconscious, with my skills at this time can not control the abdomen, can only communicate with the mind of the abdomen, open the heart eye.
I can only look at the pearl of the night in front of me, but it is undoubtedly an ordeal for me, and I don't know if I can stop my life from dying. "Jump!" suddenly went blind in his eyes. I vaguely saw three earthworms of different colors, burrowing into my veins in three directions, and then my arm was nailed into it by something extremely hard, my arms were raised high in the sky, and at the same time, an earthworm-like reptile was also trying to climb, from the spine to the brain, I felt a worm swimming around in my brain, my eyes closed, my arms hung down, and my body slowly fell backwards.
I'm not dead, which once again validates that I'm the main character. However, no miracles have happened, and I suspect that it is likely that malnutrition caused insanity and hallucinations. Whatever, it's a good thing to be alive after all, what's the use of worrying about some things, it's better to think about something beautiful, such as a beautiful woman's thighs or something.
After cleaning up, I left a lump of gold for this cave, wiped my ass with the Heavenly Remnant Sword Spectrum, Shi Shiran walked out of the cave, turned around and smiled: "The sword spectrum that wiped my buttocks, I see who dares to ask for it, hahaha......"
I went down the mountain road, about half a mile of walking, I felt that there was always something unclean behind me following me, "Is it that?" I was very surprised, in order to successfully capture it, I pretended to be more stupid, and cheered and sang: "The little monk went down the mountain to Huazhai, the old monk explained, the widow under the mountain is a tiger, and you must avoid it when you see it, oh, the little monk came back and said that the tiger under the mountain does not eat people, and it looks quite cute......"
I sang and danced, in fact, I was Xiang Zhuang Dancing Sword with the intention of Liu Bang, and I had already pinched the magic trick in my hand, jumping and jumping, and I fell to the ground with a stumbling under my feet, "Oops!" Seeing that the guy didn't take advantage of my illness to kill me, I stood up and continued to jump forward. In order not to arouse the suspicion of the latter thing, I sang another song to distract it, this song is a bad student work in the middle school Chinese workbook, and the editor-in-chief's intention is to make us learn from it, and the lyrics imitate the tune of the Burrow, which is part of it.
Classroom inscription – Portrait of some of your classmates.
If the score is not high, just pass; if you don't learn deeply, cheating will be smart.
Si is a classroom, only I am pure, and it is regarded as a shelter, comparable to a game hall.
There are anecdotes about talking and laughing, and there is no vain listening to them; you can read idle books, eat melon seeds, and there is no confusion of the sound of books, and there is no labor form for the beginning of school.
It is difficult to disobey the orders of parents and hurt the hearts of children; the teacher said: Everything is only for a diploma!
Educational reform has not changed much, but we have become a test case for educational reform, and we have been given to schools by parents, and by schools to knowledgeable teachers who have taught us the same knowledge in their semi-mature ways, but who have asked us to do differently than others.
They also asked us to figure out the psychology of the teacher who judged the papers, and strive to step on the scoring point like the excellent ones. It's not good to be too outstanding, and sometimes there are unspoken rules in the exam, so you have to step on the score honestly, and you can't pretend to be B casually. The teacher also said: "How much salary do I get, why am I a teacher, ah, isn't it easier and I won't be unemployed? ”
The teacher's students change every year, so the teacher can't take care of it even if the love is overflowing. I followed this clue and remembered a lot of things about education, and I felt that the teacher was also full of pity. I suddenly thought that there were two very famous people in high school, one was called Han Han, and the other was called Xiaosi, Han Han smiled at Xiaosi's love for beauty, and he was different from men and women, but Xiaosi Niu B was very, and wrote some vassal and elegant words, and I heard that he fascinated thousands of girls. Rub, at the age of the fourth, how many in-depth articles can be written, the current woman, it's really ...... Why don't I write two books as well? I don't want to learn from Han Han's ruthless criticism of Chinese education, so I might as well be a good teacher and contribute to China's education. Han Han's guy is really arrogant, but Xiao Si is different, he pretends to be B and has a girl to support, and he is short, otherwise he is as burly as his brother, how many girls will he have to do.
I sighed and planned to return to Earth to contact the publisher and write two books full of small fresh moans. But it's not famous, if you still have the strength on your body after you go back, then it's a bull fork, you don't have to think about whether you are famous or not, don't you believe it, my king's anger is a hair, it's quite convincing.
I thought about it, and I didn't care about the danger behind me. With the sound of "boom, boom, boom!" the ground crackled, and the thing behind it stepped on the pit I had set up called 'Foolproof Fall'. "Hahaha!" I laughed loudly, turned around, and ran up to investigate, at the bottom of the dark cave, a stone slab flashed with a six-star array, and my heart jumped, isn't this a teleportation channel, why is it tracking me?
I jumped down, crouched down, and asked, "Hey, what are you doing with me?"
The six-star mangs flashed and flashed, and a few bright big words flashed in the fluorescent brilliance: "Boss, do you want to go out?"
I was overjoyed, "How do you know that?"
The bright words spread out like dust, and then gathered again and again, turning into the words "I am a super artifact". "Super artifact?" I stomped my foot, and I couldn't help but scold at its shamelessness: "It's a fart, it's also a super artifact, if you are a super artifact, Lao Tzu is Chow Yun-fat!"
The brilliance of the six-star mangburst skyrocketed, and the glyph changed slightly, becoming: "Brother Fa is good, junior brother is a super artifact, please give Brother Fa a name." ”
"Well, whatever you want, I'm not called Fa Ge, take a name, right? I was a little worried, but I didn't bother to talk to it, and said, "Let's call it Wu Qi, Wu of Wu Kingdom, the size of the ruler." ”
"I have a name...... I have a name......" The slate shook violently, shaking my bones almost apart, I shook my head speechlessly, this guy thought he was Wukong, and said: "Look at your happy appearance, I will give you another nickname for the teacher, called Bodyguard No. 1, now listen to my orders and take off!"
"What are you doing in the air, isn't the boss going to the upper floor of the underworld?" I was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that the bridge was not above the first layer of hell, it could be in another area, or in another space, not simply above and below.
"Hehe!" I smiled, and in order to hide my ignorance, I said cleverly: "Lift off first, and then transfer to Naihe Bridge." The golden word immediately changed again: "Please, my transfer spell is earth-based, and it depends on the earth element to take effect." ”
I had nothing to do, sat down, and said, "Whatever you want, Lao Tzu will sleep first, if you wake up and don't get to the Nai He Bridge, I will beat your ass." He yawned, stretched, and was about to lie down comfortably when the floor suddenly shook, and he was moving forward quickly. I touched a gray nose, and then entered a black tunnel, opened a line slightly, I looked at the black shadows on both sides in surprise, and asked, "Hey, how much is the speed, it feels super fast." ”
A golden light rushed out in front of him, and more than a dozen words were written on the huge light curtain: "The little brother is sleeping, the speed cannot be calculated for the time being, boss, please rest in peace." I looked at the words, my mouth slightly open, completely stupid.
After about five minutes, the speed of the slate gradually slowed down, and when I felt that it was slower than a snail, it suddenly folded on the spot, lifted upward, and surfaced to the ground for a moment, the light in the dungeon was dim, but it still made my eyes sting, and it took a long time to get used to it.
There is a bridge in the distance, and the three words 'Nai He Bridge' are like a dragon going to sea, vigorous and handsome, and like ...... Another example...... Before I could think of the adjective, the font changed from Lishu to Xingshu, which can be said to be a dragon flying and phoenix dancing, and I can't see it clearly.
"Come on, drink the water of forgetfulness, live more in the next life, don't miss it when you pass by, don't drink it in vain, you still want to drink it after drinking, it's sweet and delicious, and it's cool for a summer. ”
The white-haired Meng Po kept urging the reincarnated people to drink the soup quickly, and when she saw that some were drinking slowly, the crutches were lifted at the bottom of the bowl, and the whole bowl of soup went into the person's stomach, and the person immediately forgot a lot of things, and walked forward with a smile on his face.
Meng Po looked at me, and my eyes met in the air, she was obviously stunned for a moment, then smiled, her mouth started lightly twice, and I heard her voice: "I'm not dead yet, I think you're so bitter." ”
I listened to it very unpleasantly, the first half of the sentence seemed to be looking forward to my early death, but the second half of the sentence was a classic line that my wife said to her husband, carefully pondering the taste of this sentence, I really don't know if she wants me to die, or wants me to die.
I didn't dare to be careless, and said: "Mother-in-law, Liu Jian is so polite, dare to ask how to go to the world from here?" Meng Po is worthy of being a god-level figure, her hearing is not ordinarily high, I am far away, she actually heard what I said, opened and closed her mouth, and said: "Line up to reincarnate, it's fast and convenient." ”
"What!" I shuddered and shouted angrily, "This is impossible! Hmph, I heard the ghost say that the Lechuan River reaches the world, and I go all the way upstream, and I can't go out if I don't believe it." ”
"No!" Meng Po's expression changed and she stopped. I shouted, "Why not?"
Meng Po shook her head, sighed, and said, "There are sixteen checkpoints along the way, all of which are checked by ghost king-level masters, and you can't get through." ”
"Really?" I laughed evilly, thinking of the ghost king who surrendered at my feet, he said that he was going to inform the other ghost kings, saying that I had eaten their boss, and that ants would always be ants, because of the ghost sect, I had a little ghost sect breath in my blood, but he didn't even have the courage to attack me, and he was rubbish.
Seeing that I was smiling treacherously, Meng Po must have some ulterior secret, and asked tentatively, "What are you laughing at?" "Is my smile obvious?" A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I simply laughed even more: "I think, if you bring this beauty with you, they will definitely be fascinated by your beauty, so won't they despise me super and let me go?"
Meng Po smiled, and the smile was really good. I looked at her in a daze, covered in cold sweat: "The aesthetic is seriously out of balance, stabilize the ......"
Seeing that I was steady, Meng Po stopped smiling, her elf-like wisdom eyes turned, and she suddenly said, "I heard that you have eaten the Lord of the Ghost Sect, is there such a thing?"
Unexpectedly, she also knew about it, this underworld transmits news very quickly, and if she doesn't want to leave, I'm afraid it will be even more difficult to escape in the future. I measured the sinking river six meters away on my left hand, ready to dive at any time, he smiled, and said: "Hearsay, it's really bad, I'm as thin as a monkey, how can I eat a big zongzi?"
"Hehehe. Meng Po covered her mouth and smiled, I found that her eyes were very much like a person, I can't remember who she looks like, anyway, it's a beauty. Meng Po laughed enough, stretched out her white index finger, pointed at me, and said, "You, it's so bad." ”
"That's right, I'm already bad! Men are not bad, women lack love. ”
I suddenly reined in the precipice, stopped talking, and was in doubt: "How can this son of a bitch flirt with me, there is fraud!" I was slightly distracted, and Meng Po seized the opportunity, swiped her finger horizontally, and shouted: "Catch him!"
A large cloud of sand and dust quickly rose from the ground in front of and behind me, and four wild wolves jumped out of the sand like hungry tigers, shaking their furry wolf heads, opening their mouths and roaring wildly, and pounced on me respectively, these wolves were seven or eight meters long, and each wolf attacked at a distance of more than two meters, and I could analyze it at a glance that they had sealed my retreat.
In such a tense situation, I also forgot to use super speed, and taking advantage of the inertia of the wolf's impact, I fell on my back, supported the ground with my left hand, and dodged its frontal attack, which was able to avoid it from under the wolf's belly. As soon as my right foot sank, I quickly turned around and attacked, and the light-shaped hand knife broke away from my palm and hit the other oncoming wolf, and I didn't care about waiting for the hand knife to hit the wolf's head, so I immediately accelerated to turn left, launched all my strength, and ran towards the sinking river.
Meng Po didn't expect that in just a few months, my skill would grow to this realm, the peach cane spared two circles in the air, and slashed diagonally towards the sinking river, a pink colored light immediately shot on the surface of the river, the river quickly stiffened and froze, I left the ground, unable to accelerate in the air, watching the river freeze, and a little cold air appeared.
"Boom!" the force of the high-speed landing did not penetrate the ice, and my heart suddenly became cold, and I couldn't run fast on the ice unless I had skates.
My eyes lit up, and I beckoned to the shore: "Wu Qi, come here!"
"Whoosh!" the slate slid out of the riverbank, whirling and sliding over, and I jumped on the slate at the right time and asked it, "Can it be fixed?"
"Click!" two iron rings stretched out of the stone slabs, clamping the instep of my two feet, the iron rings vibrated slightly, and dozens of tiny wires grew from both sides, weaving a dense barbed wire around my little feet, and finally all of them were pierced into the stone slabs.
I breathed a sigh of relief, whether it was a super artifact or not, it had so many functions in my body, and it was not in vain that I gave it a good name. Now there is only one question left, how to push it?
I originally thought that the super artifact could do anything, so I just gave an order: "Wu Qi, tired dog!
The light curtain rose, and a large piece of nonsense was presented: "First of all, I want to state that I am not a dog, and secondly, I want to remind you that I am an earth elemental super artifact, and without earth, I am a disability;
"Huh?" I finished reading the nonsense, my mouth was slightly open, my facial muscles were stiff, and I didn't know whether to cry or laugh. "Oops, Bodyguard No. 1 can't be relied on, you have to rely on yourself. I sighed and immediately decided to do it myself, or as the old saying goes, do it yourself.
The palms were crossed, squeezed each other, rubbed, and the orange flames jumped out, and I was secretly happy, and increased the infusion of spiritual power, and the flames immediately became two or three times larger. I stared at the long strip of flame that rose from my waist to the top of my head, and suddenly thought, "Since both the main spiritual power and the ghost spiritual power can produce high-temperature flames, if the two are mixed, will the fire increase?"
As soon as my mind moved, the spiritual power and ghost spiritual power in my body gathered along the different meridians to the palm and back of my hand, and I tried my best to open and bend my fingers, and the two spiritual powers with different properties converged to the fingertips, blending with each other, turning into a more energetic flow of spiritual power.
The spiritual power flow direction of my left hand is from the thumb to the index finger, then to the middle finger, and then to the ring finger, which flows in a clockwise direction, and the direction of spiritual power transmission in the right hand is counterclockwise, but it also starts from the thumb and flows all the way to the little finger, this is not over, it is a cycle, but the spiritual flow between the little finger and the thumb is much smaller than that of other fingers.
Most of the spiritual power converges to the palm in the process of flowing, and about 90% of the spiritual power between the little finger and the thumb is attracted to the center, the faster the spiritual power flows, the more abundant the spiritual power in the palm, due to the influence of the cycle, the spiritual power flow in the center slowly forms a sphere.
Suddenly, a stream of red and golden fire came out from the fingertips of the ten fingers at the same time, and the fire hit the spiritual power sphere in the palm of the palm, and the spiritual power ball was ignited at once, rubbing it, spewing out a very impactful pillar of fire, and my body was immediately suppressed by this force by half a foot.
My palm flipped behind me, and the huge impact of the pillar of fire drove the slate to glide slowly on the ice, and my mouth opened wide, not because I was stunned, but because I had to desperately absorb the sufficient energy in the air, doing this kind of thing, the consumption of spiritual power was very large, and I couldn't rely on the spiritual power in my body alone.
The spiritual power ball in the palm of the hand is getting stronger and stronger, and the fire is a little thicker, but the impact force has not increased much, the bigger the fireball, the more difficult it is to control, and it is impossible to concentrate the firepower as freely as before, the fire pillar looks bigger, in fact, due to the spread of the tail of the fire pillar, there is no way to make reasonable use of every bit of spiritual power, and most of the spiritual power is bluffing.
After running for about ten minutes, the scenery on both sides passed through like a shuttle, fleeting, it seemed that Meng Po could no longer catch up with me, and her mana was limited, it was unlikely that the whole river would be frozen, I breathed deeply, ready to fall into the river at any time.
"Hiss ......" slate slid onto the water, stirring up bursts of splash, under the impetus of the pillar of fire, the slate did not mean to slow down, still moving fast, like a speedboat with full horsepower, has escaped gravity, can fly freely on the sea.
After a while, due to the large consumption of my ghost spiritual power, the pillar of fire gradually shrank, and the impact force generated was not enough to maintain the progress of the stone slab, so I had to order the stone slab to remove my leg cuffs and sit down and meditate cross-legged, hoping to recover his energy as soon as possible.
My ears moved sensitively twice, and I heard a ghost cry five hundred meters ahead: "King, someone is coming." A ghost continued: "Copy the guy, rob!"
The slate floated on the surface of the river, only sinking a small half, and now there is no fire-breathing system, the slate can only go upriver on its own, the speed is surprisingly slow, the distance of 500 meters, it took about half an hour to arrive.
The banks of the river were full of green-haired and red-haired demons, and in the middle of the river lay a wooden boat with three ghosts in it. A big ghost who seemed to be a ghost king, with a red face and muscles, eyes bigger than his mouth, and a pair of pointed Hot Wheels ears bent back, looking like a vicious person.
He stood in the middle, and next to him stood a medium-sized, blue-colored imp. The big ghost stared at me from head to toe with a wolf's eyes, and suddenly asked, "Where did you come from, poor ghost?"
I replied honestly: "The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. "I hate being Tang Seng, but these ghosts always like to ask the same question, and I have to cherish my brain cells and directly paraphrase Elder Tang's words.
"It turned out to be a monk. The ghost thought for a moment, and then asked, "Do you have any treasures on you?"
This is too desperate to ask, who will tell the robber that he has a treasure, isn't it uncomfortable to find, fortunately I am not Tang Seng, and casually told a lie: "The monks regard money as dung, and treasures as dust, except for a strong muscle and a head full of wisdom, the poor monk does not have any other treasures that affect my self-cultivation and cultivation!"
"It turned out to be a poor monk. The ghost was about to speak, but a little ghost next to him hurriedly grabbed him and said, "The stone slab that the monk stepped on has some treasures, maybe it's a good baby!" The big ghost was overjoyed, snorted, and pretended to say: "This river is my home, this water is my hair, if you want to pass from here, leave it to buy the road expenses!"
"I don't have any money!" I shouted, with a desperate posture that if you dare to mess around, I will be desperate, and suddenly, the big ghosts are so frightened that they dare not stop them, and the ghosts do not dare to move. Seeing that the big ghost couldn't suppress my arrogant momentum, he immediately threw out a killer move: "Hey, monk, there is a kind of reporting to the name! Lao Tzu does not kill the unknown." ”
"Listen up! I am the one who sees everyone loves, sees flowers bloom, ghosts see ghosts reincarnated, looks back and smiles at a hundred beautiful girls, fascinates thousands of beautiful girls, and the first handsome guy in the fairy world with the halo of the protagonist!"
After saying that, I took a long breath, a little lack of oxygen.
"Liu Jian?" The rows of little ghosts on both sides of the strait exclaimed in surprise, and retreated like a tide, and the big ghost hurriedly shouted: "Row quickly! Row quickly! The evil ghost is coming!" Seeing that his subordinates had no strength, he kicked him away: "You haven't eaten, I'll come!" The big ghost snatched the oars, shot like the wind, and rowed the oars at supersonic speed, and the boat quickly swam into a dark river hole.
In just ten seconds, the imps with two platoons of troops disappeared cleanly.
At this moment, a handsome poet came down from the bank on the right, and said that he was a poet, because he was dressed in a simple robe, and held a book of poems in his hand, and he read the poems in the book with great affection: "Gently I go, as softly I come, I wave my sleeves, and do not take away a cloud." ”
I listened to Xu Zhimo's "Farewell Kangqiao", and immediately arched my hand and said: "This eldest brother has a noble surname, and he even likes Xu Zhimo's poems?"
The poet laughed, waved his sleeves, and walked much faster, and when he walked far behind me, he laughed and said, "I am Xu Zhimo!"
This sentence is not trivial, I was stunned for a few seconds, came back to my senses, and hurriedly looked up, only to see that Xu Zhimo didn't turn back, and floated away in laughter, and he had gone far away.
"Oops!" a shoe suddenly flew into the air, and it was estimated that the poet had fallen into a deep ditch, and he did not know whether he was dead or alive.
I shook my head, a little speechless: "Why are you going so fast, pretending to be better." ”
Without the acceleration device, I took out the Shennong Sword Power as an oar, the original appearance of the Shennong Sword was too small, I wanted it to be bigger. Shennong Sword's IQ seemed to have increased a lot, it hesitated for a moment, shook its body, and turned into a slender and long appearance. I hold the hilt of my sword with both hands, and I can reach the bottom of the river, and I can use it as a pole, which is much better than paddling against the current.
I was about to lie down and rest, when suddenly my ears buzzed, and my first reaction was: "Damn, who's broadcasting again?" With the experience of Kashorn blowing, this time the FM is much faster, and the announcer of the radio is a woman, who listens to the voice a bit like Meng Po, she said: "Listeners and friends, good evening! In order to effectively crack down on the frequent incidents of terrorism in the prefecture, our board of directors has studied and decided that from today onwards, all ghosts and ghosts of the rank of ghost generals and above will be exempted from local wars and have a three-month truce. ”
"Why do you want a truce? I believe you have heard of it, there is a ghost king report, a very handsome human has eaten our ghost sect lord, and now he is fleeing along the Lechuan River, all the ghost clans along the river should pay attention, pay close attention to the humans passing on the river, see a suspicious character and take it down immediately, if you can't beat it, gather upstream, and join forces with other ghost clans!"
The more I listened, the more shocked I became, and thought: "In this way, the more upstream the more dangerous it is, forget it, don't you need a stone slab, isn't there an empty way if the sea route is not good, Lao Tzu soared into the sky with the boots of climbing, who can catch me? Even if you don't use the boots, the Shennong sword can fly." ”
I thought about it and said to the slate: "Hey, Wu Neng, I'll go first, you can find a way not to be discovered by them, you can catch up with me, I will accept you as a junior brother, and if you can't catch up, it proves that you are incompetent and unworthy of being my junior brother, and you don't have to follow me." ”
After speaking, I stepped on the Shennong sword, patted the spine of the sword, and shouted: "Drive!"
The Shennong Sword roared into the sky, shortened all the way, and returned to its original length when it reached a height of 100 meters. I looked down at the river bank from a height of 100 meters, and there were countless black spots slowly gathering upstream, and it seemed that my judgment was right!
I whistled softly, and the Shennong Sword suddenly accelerated, speeding along the river.
I don't know how long I flew, about half an hour, my head suddenly hit the hard ground, I shrunk my neck in pain, I tilted my head slightly to look at the top of my head, and I could make out some black clods of earth in the gray and black, they were suspended in the sky, the further forward they went, the lower they were, and they seemed to be connected with the earth.
In order to avoid damage to the scalp, I had to let the Shennong Sword fly a little lower, more than ten minutes later, the scalp rubbed against the earthen wall again, this pain is nothing, I pressed down the Shennong Sword again, and always pay attention to the clods on the head, slowly, I got closer and closer to the ground.
The little ghosts on the shore who were quietly observing the surface of the river, and when they heard the wind, they all looked up. Seeing that I was very handsome, they cheered one after another: "The handsome guy is here, the handsome guy is here...... Chasing handsome guys......"
My sweat soaked through the clothes on my back, and I cursed in my heart: "Straight lady thief, is it wrong to be handsome?
One of the tens of thousands of imps who was running fast hurriedly stepped into his side and shouted in his ear, "Handsome guy!" and pointed at me and shouted, "The human who ate the Lord of the Ghost Sect!" "Oh, I see. The ghost king nodded, watched tens of thousands of little ghosts roll and crawl, rolled up puffs of gunpowder smoke and rushed past him, sneered twice, and in the next second, he appeared more than ten zhang in front of me, standing with his hands in his hands.
I grabbed the hilt of the sword, stopped the Shennong sword, glared at the beautiful man in front of me and took a closer look, and said, "You look good in this dress, where did you buy it?"
"Huh?" The ghost king was stunned for a moment, looked at his clothes again, and said with a smile: "My lady sewed it, how is it, my lady's craftsmanship is very good, right?"
"Yes, if my wife also has such a good craft, it will be developed, your wife's surname?"
The ghost king replied to me happily: "The surname is Long." ”
I arched my hand: "Fortunately, fortunately, say hello to your wife on my behalf, there will be a date later!"
"Drive!" I slapped the Shennong sword hard, and the Shennong sword flew past him with a swish. I rubbed a cold sweat, and was lucky, when I suddenly saw more than ten zhang ahead, there was a handsome guy staying, and he looked the same as the ghost just now, I glanced back, and the ghost king was gone.
"Is this handsome guy the one just now?" I pointed my finger back, and looked at him with round eyes, confused. The ghost king reported to his home: "This handsome guy, I'm here!" This king, one of the royal protectors of the ghost sect with the highest skill in the underworld, the ghost demon king Luo Chun." I said, you kid, aren't you a dog who has eaten the great Lord of the Ghost Sect?"
I sighed: "Actually, it's a misunderstanding!" I rolled my eyes and thought about it, "Five hundred years ago, I and ......" "Don't fool me with what happened five hundred years ago, I think you're in your twenties at most." "The Demon King has a unique vision and has blocked my lies.
Although I have lied countless times, I think that it is true