Text: Two comics_Chapter 0058 Happy cooperation

Seeing that I was in pain, the shell Lang smiled and closed his mouth. I put down my hands: "You sing better than you say, if you have nothing to do, just sing, I'd love to listen." What songs did you learn a thousand years ago, sing them and listen to them?"

Shell Lang looked at me very seriously: "Compared to what you taught me not to be afraid of not being afraid, those songs are too outdated." Boy, Dou Ye wants to worship you as a teacher and learn trendy songs from you, that ...... How about using 'a smile in the city' as a tuition? You have seen the magic of a smile in the city, when the time comes, you will kill the beauties of the world, live every night, and the night will not be the same, wow! If it were me, I would definitely agree!"

I said, "It's an illusion, but what she sees is the person she wants, and I'm not at all, so after she wakes up, doesn't she have to fight with me?" There are two situations when you use 'a smile and a smile', the first is that your sweetheart doesn't like you, and you use 'a smile and a smile' to take possession of her body first, and at this time she only has hatred for you but no love. But it doesn't matter, as long as you are sincere enough and use her hatred to entangle with her, you can slowly disintegrate her defenses. Speaking of which, Dou Ye has another trick, that is, he will not admit it. Why did I lie to you, right? Boy, with your handsome appearance, it is very suitable for a line commonly used by Dou Ye in the past. I just looked at you, and you pushed me down, and this was my first time!"

"Is this okay?" I was a little stunned, this guy still has such a set of rhetoric to deceive his sister, it is really a person who cannot be looked at, and insects cannot be underestimated. I was a little curious and said, "What about the second case?"

The shit shell lang looked at the woods under the hillside, there was still no movement, it pursed its lips a little depressedly, and said, "The second one, the other party is not your sweetheart, do you know what a one-night stand is?"

β€œOneNightStand.” I burst out in English. Shit Shell Lang snorted coldly: "What do you say English, do you think Dou Ye can't understand Wow, Dou Ye's little lover in the fairy world before, which one can't speak English? If Dou Ye doesn't even know English, how can he deceive these beautiful exotic beasts? I'm sorry to talk away, a one-night stand is to take what you need, and no one will look for anyone afterwards." This one is simple, wow, after you use 'Laugh and Fall in the City', quickly push it down, and then pack it up and leave. You left before she woke up, that's none of your business at all, in her memory, the person she was intimate with was her crush, so if she was looking for trouble, she would only go to her crush. Dou Ye told you about his years of experience, and he was also afraid that your kid would be stupid and provoke some women who couldn't be messed with, and he wouldn't be able to get out. When the time comes, you will have to blame Dou Ye's smile for not being easy to use. ”

I hugged my fist to the shell lang and said, "Thank you Dou Ye for teaching me, that's good, you will be my Liu Jian's emotional mentor in the future, and I will be your music teacher." Let's learn from each other, and when the time comes, you will become a generation of singers, and I will become a ...... How about a generation of love saints, how about the two of us leading the trend of the times together and becoming successful people who have attracted much attention?"

Shell Lang nodded, solemnly took two steps forward, and stretched out a fluffy leg to me: "Happy cooperation!" I held its somewhat prickly front leg, and my face was full of smiles, and I had a feeling that I had made a lot of money.

"Do you know what the highest level of hypnosis is?" Shell Lang taught for more than half an hour, and I didn't learn a little, so he had to discuss with me what illusion was first.

I seem to have watched some movies related to hypnosis, saying, "The highest level is to hypnotize people unconsciously." ”

"Very well," Shithulet picked up a pebble from the ground, "I want you to look at this pebble and follow my hand as it moves, and I'll say something to guide you, and if you cooperate, it's easy for me to hypnotize." Now think about it, how can I do it to get you into hypnosis without knowing it. ”

I think back to my previous experience of being inadvertently hypnotized, and said, "There were some teachers who took his class, and I couldn't understand what he was saying, and then sleepiness came one after another. ”

Shell Lang shook the worm's head: "This shouldn't be hypnosis, it may be that you didn't sleep well the night before." Ordinary hypnosis requires you to close your eyes to eliminate the interference of external things to you, and the purpose of hypnotists is to make you go from the conscious to the subconscious. At this time, he can only do some verbal guidance, if you cooperate, you can open the door of your subconscious, and once the consciousness is taken over by the subconscious, your ego will become the real self, and the subconscious has experience and courage passed down from ancient times from generation to generation, so it allows you to do some things that you can't usually do. These things, in your conscious mind, are inconceivable. ”

"What about unusual hypnosis?" I humbly asked.

"Unusual hypnosis has both internal and external aspects. You know, illusion is an illusion, but why you can't tell the difference, it's because it's an illusion that can be seen. Through the refraction of light, we directly deceive his physical eyes, and then guide the other person into the subconscious through various means. Of course, it involves a contest of strength and weakness in mental power. Dou Ye used to have this kind of experience, because the other party's previous life was very strong, and the spiritual imprint was extraordinary, so Dou Ye stared at her for a long time, and she didn't react at all. At that time, Dou Ye understood what it was to have someone outside the human body, and the cultivation of spiritual power would never end. Since then, Dou Ye has been a lot more humble and has begun his unremitting pursuit of spiritual cultivation. ”

I sneered, if this guy wasn't trying to overthrow fairies or fairy beasts, it would pursue a hairy spiritual cultivation. After talking for a long time, I didn't know how to use 'A Smile in the City', so I asked: "Master Dou, how did your master teach you when you learned this 'A Smile in the City', I feel that you have no potential to be a teacher at all." ”

Shit Shell Lang looked at me lustfully: "Dou Ye's teacher is an ancient love saint, he just looks at me like that, and then Dou Ye will." Now that Dou Ye's strength has not recovered, you can't directly engrave the method in your mind, but you don't suffer a loss, you are now following Dou Ye to learn theories, maybe you have figured out 'a smile and a city', which is beneficial to your spiritual cultivation. When Dou Ye's strength recovers, if you don't figure it out, Dou Ye will give you the method directly. Boy, to become a generation of love saints, it is not enough to have a method, you have to find your own method in practice, as the so-called 'paper is shallow, never know this matter to do. ’”

I seemed to think that something was wrong, and after thinking about it, it seemed to make sense, so what was wrong?

When I returned to the camp, I found that all the mercenaries were not in the tent, and asked a guy who was touching what was in the bag, it turned out that there was welfare today, and the two pretty women got out of the carriage, a big beauty and a small beauty. I heard that the two daughters are 90% similar, although they are not twins, but their similarity is high, but the style is different, so it adds boundless charm.

"Everyone has gone, why don't you go?" I'm curious, does this guy have a wife, he is afraid of his wife? The guy smiled and said, "My eyes are not good, so I specially made a telescope, which I usually put in my bag, no, I can't find it after looking for a long time, and I'm dying." ”