Chapter 51 Seven or eight years old to beg the dog
As the saying goes, seven or eight years old hate dogs. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info children at this time, often lack of cuteness and more than annoyance. In Hong Yanwu's body, this law is more and more obvious.
is only about to reach the age of seven, and the daily behavior of the "old thief" has basically evolved into a completely hateful principle. Although he can not hate it, he prefers to hate it on purpose. The more you think of him as a rule, the more he jumps around, the more you reason with him, and the more he speaks. I had to call him several times to eat, and I had to catch him before I could wash him again.
This kid's eyes are unusually pointed, and he specializes in finding other people's weaknesses. Aunt Bian has a hole in her armpit, Aunt Zhang's ear is a little muddy, and Uncle Su has a leek leaf on her teeth...... He always carefully observes it from the unique perspective of his short stature, and then reports it out loud in public to complete his obnoxious "great feats". Cunning, cruel, reckless, skinless and faceless, hated everywhere, hated everywhere. That's really going to hate it to the end, just to live for hate.
Hong Yanwu's behavior is so annoying, even the soul is not far behind. He was just talking at the time, and in addition to playing crazy and stupid all day long, he even talked when he was eating and drinking. Twitter is really like a bird, and it really lives up to the nickname of "old thief". He has an idea about everything, he has an opinion on everything, you say one thing, he says two words. Not only does he like to talk to adults, he likes to deliberately pretend to stutter and play, but he is also proud of making up nonsense and lying. What's more, he actually learned to scold the street, and some new words such as "stinky king", "dog egg", "mongrel day", etc., can make Hong Lu angry as soon as he slips out of his mouth without paying attention.
Hong Lucheng can endure anything, but this "wild tune without a tone" is absolutely intolerable. For this reason, he talked about his son, scolded his son, and even almost raised his hand to beat him. But when I saw that this kid was pouted, he couldn't look at him properly, but as if he would hate him for the rest of his life if he was beaten, he couldn't do it again. I can only stare at the wax dry.
To say that Hong Lucheng is the head of the family, and even more so as a father, he should have some majesty. Only with deterrent power can we stop the child's hatred and control the son's bad learning. But he is a kind person who wants to walk around when he sees a wild dog, and he refuses to offend even a fly.
Hong Lucheng's popularity is very good, and people who have dealt with him think he is a good person. No matter who he deals with, he always has a gentle attitude, his voice is always low, and his tone is always so humble and gentle, teaching people to feel comfortable. Besides, he still has a natural smile, and he always feels like he's laughing whenever he looks at it, and even when he is angry, he will only show kindness, so naturally no one is in awe of him.
In addition, this year is the first year of the "Ten Years", and under the pressure of "stormy rain", Hong Lucheng has achieved the ultimate in the restraint of his own restraint, and there is almost no temperament at all. So in Hong Yanwu's eyes, this "father" has long been regarded as the same object as the gnats and yellow birds, but the sound is loud, but it is not terrible.
The neighbors Lao Bian, Lao Ding and Lao Su in the same hospital have all seen Hong Lucheng at a loss for Hong Yanwu. knew that he was a father and reasoned with his son, and the bastard son either traced his nose or shrunk his neck. Otherwise, he simply didn't say a word, and secretly squeezed his eyes into the corner and grimaced. Even Hong Lucheng's deliberately angry glare couldn't stop this lawless bastard. In this regard, they have long been unable to see it, and they all feel guilty for Hong Lucheng, and even blame him for dishonoring the identity of "father".
Dad can't cure his son?
Several neighbors, who were senior fathers, made the same suggestion. Based on the old sayings of "don't fight for three days, go to the house and expose the tiles" and what "good people come out under the sticks, you can't become talented if you don't fight", they said that the reason why Hong Lucheng's "father is not strong" is that he is soft-hearted and reluctant to beat the child, and they strongly encourage him to teach Hong Yanwu a good lesson. Everyone said that Hong Yanwu deserved to be beaten and deserved, and he had to be beaten once, so that this kid would know how powerful "Dad" was.
Living in a courtyard, Hong Lucheng naturally knows how several neighbors beat their children. In recent years, it is common for ordinary people to beat their children, and it is the only magic weapon to educate their children. As long as any child of any family disobeys discipline at all, the stinky beating of the hammer is ironclad. Even if there is nothing wrong with the child, if the popularity of the adults in the family is not good, just because of the crime of "talking back", which is similar to the prison of words, you can get a meal of "fried meat with bamboo shoots". There is no reason, no excuse, it is the principle of heaven for Lao Tzu to beat his son.
Take Lao Ding as an example, when he goes out and enters the door every day, he must be in a bad mood, and when Lao Ding sees the two small ones in his house, he will at least reward a neck crutch, and sometimes he may have a more mouth because of cloudy days. That's completely smooth, and the whole son is used as a spinning top. And Lao Ding also likes to copy the guys, most of them are easy to grab what is what, when he is sensible, he generally uses a broomstick, a stick or a belt, if he drinks, he can even pick up the hot chopsticks that have just been caught with coals and are still hot.
In this case, if there is any family in Furu that has not heard the screams and begging for mercy of children, it is really the only one of the Hong family.
But Hong Lucheng himself also knows that he is really angry with Hong Yanwu, but he really can't do it, and he really can't learn the skills of these neighbors to be fathers. After all, the Hong family was one of the eight mansions in the capital back then, and he had never used a stick to educate his children, so he always felt that it was unfashionable to use such a rough method. Second, his supple temperament has been deeply planted in his blood as a gene. He is accustomed to forbearance, unwilling to quarrel with others, and in his life he has had a disagreement with outsiders, and the most cruel words are only to say "I really hate you" to his face to vent. How could he beat and scold people? Thirdly, his wife was the most partial to Hong Yanwu, if he really did, Yun Lin's beautiful eyes would be sad first, and he couldn't stand this.
As a result, this kind of war between father and son is already doomed by nature, and it will definitely end in Hong Lucheng's defeat. Because he has too many concerns, but Hong Yanwu can be willful and brutal to the end.
But no matter how good Hong Lucheng's temperament is, he can't stand Hong Yanwu's fire every day. Finally, after Hong Yanwu skinned the big yellow civet cat next door and played with a jujube barbecue, Hong Lucheng really had a liver fire and had a big attack. He pressed Hong Yanwu on the bed with a hard heart, and smacked it hard. The crackling rhythm scared the children of the neighbors outside the house, but seven-year-old Hong Yanwu insisted on being a good man, and he didn't even beg for mercy. Until the buttocks were red, the whipping was high and swollen, and the mouth of the "old thief" did not soften.
Hong Lucheng couldn't help but be really ruthless when he was angry, and the strips in his hands were broken. Wang Yunlin started crying as soon as she could, and used her body to protect her son from beating him again. At this time, Hong Lucheng consciously beat the child until he was soft, and he was tired enough. Unexpectedly, just after the incident, Hong Yanwu, who was drawn with strips of blood, jumped out of bed by himself and limped out of the door. This kid can't sit except for complaining that he was beaten and his butt is broken, and he dares to say that it's worth eating meat and being beaten. also complained that who made the family unable to eat anything, it was gruel and pickles all day long, and there was no taste of fart.
Hey, he's still picky?
Since then, Hong Lucheng has understood that it must be useless to fight Hong Yanwu. No matter how hard he beats, this kid is not afraid, he doesn't have a long memory at all, and he is born a blank who can't remember what to eat.
After that, in order to discipline Hong Yanwu, Hong Lucheng became more and more annoyed. Because of the lack of effective means, his heart was always soaked in sorrow. The child's mother looked distressed, and after thinking about it, she took the initiative to take over the education of her son.
Isn't it just to cure Hong Yanwu's trouble-loving problem? Wang Yunlin also has her own method, that is, "lock".
Wang Yunlin stuffed Hong Yanwu into the east house and adopted a complete blockade of the "old thief" who ignored it. The door was hung with a large iron lock, and all the food and drink were handed in through the window, and even the toilet had to be in the house, and there was no time for the wind to be released. According to her plan, she will be locked up for three days, and then she must wait for her son to beg for mercy.
Hong Lucheng admired his wife's trick very much, and felt that this was the best, which was not hurtful and targeted, and it would definitely allow Hong Yanwu to learn a lesson and be honest. But the couple never expected that not long after their son was locked up in the house, they would turn a situation upside down.
What's going on?
It turned out that Hong Yanwu was locked in the house and no one paid attention to him, so he played with himself when he was bored.
But what is there in the house, so what are you playing?
Afterwards, listening to this kid himself, anyone thinks it's evil.
In order to find fun and relieve his boredom, the third master Hong first picked up a long-pole feather duster to sweep the house and pretended to be a "gossip stick" to play a trick, but because he was small, he pulled his backbone and fork into a blue and purple piece.
Then the good man used a rope to tie the iron palm leather shoes under the bed to practice the "Deadly Meteor Hammer". The shoes flew straight up the beams, smashed through the papier-mâché roof, and sprinkled white ash on his head.
Then there is the evil one, this kid holds his hand on the wall and steps on the bench to learn to step on stilts. Unexpectedly, as soon as his hand left the wall, he fell down with a stilt, and smashed the duster in the house into eight petals.
In the end, I really didn't have to play, and people actually practiced the top bowl with their heads. He scooped up all the cups, plates and dishes he could find, and threw them into the air one by one, breaking them one by one, and finally picking them up, but also his own head.
This kind of naughty method is really out of the circle!
At this point, how can Hong Lucheng still sit still? Of course, he unlocked the door and went straight to the hospital with his son in his arms.
On the way to the hospital, Hong Lucheng decided that the third child in his arms was a troublemaker who was born to hate dogs.