Let's not talk about anything else, first of all, the appearance of the protagonist is not so happy. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hong Yanwu, who was carried to the table by Wang Yunlin, I don't know if it was because he only had dried cake powder (referring to the traditional weaning food of the northern region, which is often used instead of dairy products in difficult times, and the main ingredient is starch) on his first birthday. He didn't seem to realize the importance of this ceremony at all, and just pouted his thumb and showed a look of "disdain".

Then, when everyone gathered around, the ceremony officially began. Hong Yanwu, who was placed in the middle of the Eight Immortals table, was a little unsettled. I was at a loss for what to do, and I didn't seem to want any of them, so I just stung around looking for my mother.

Everyone waited for a while, and the child finally stopped looking for his mother, but he yawned while drooling. In front of everyone's eyes, he leaned on the table, listless as if he was about to squint on the table of the Eight Immortals.

The three neighbors who were watching the battle all looked at each other, probably no one expected that Hong Yanwu would have the intention of fighting a protracted war. Hong Lucheng was especially uncertain. This child was still playing around in his wife's arms just now, but when it was time to sing the main play, he dropped the chain, God knows what happened.

In the helpless bystander, Hong Lucheng's face became more and more unbearable, he was afraid that the child would really fall asleep, so he used his hand to pull up the things on the table to tease his son.

Not to mention, it works, Hong Yanwu's bright eyes were attracted by the rolling objects, and the yawning really stopped. And also climbed up.

The old side couldn't sit still now, so he inserted it horizontally and knocked on the seal on the table to do on-site guidance. "Catch, catch this, this can be an official. ”

Lao Su was not willing to be lonely, and shook the military kettle with his hand. "This, catch this, we have to be officers as officials. ”

Lao Ding didn't even open any pot, he pointed to the leader's quotations and shouted. "Boy, it's most important to guard against thoughts, don't learn from your father'......"

Hong Lucheng saw that these three were a little out of shape, and arched forward vigorously, eager to get started and stuff things directly. He hurriedly dissuaded and forced a few people to put down all their things. In this way, the noise was made and the persuasion was persuaded, and the voices of several people became louder and louder.

As soon as he looked up, he saw that all these people around him were shouting with their teeth and claws, and they were about to cry when they grinned because they didn't understand and were timid.

Hong Lucheng saw it at a glance, and he was numb when he landed. He felt that if the third child cried out at this critical joint, it would be too wasteful. As a result, as a result, his subordinates unconsciously pushed the objects on the table towards Hong Yanwu's, trying to put them closer to his son to attract his attention. Unexpectedly, the dictionary was pushed by him like this, and a pink paper corner was revealed in the page, which really diverted Hong Yanwu's attention.

I saw Hong Yanwu's eyes glowing, leaning forward, pulling his little hand, grabbing the colored paper and stuffing it into his mouth.

Hong Lucheng was anxious when he saw it, it turned out that it was nothing else, it was a one-dollar new dollar that he had added to the pages of the book as a bookmark in the past.

He was about to stop it, but he didn't expect the child's mother to react more quickly. As soon as Wang Yunlin saw that Hong Yanwu was about to stuff money into his mouth, he picked up his son and wanted to grab the banknote. But instead of preventing Yanwu from starting to make a fuss in her arms, he grabbed the other pink magnolia on her chest. This time it is even more rewarding, Hong Yanwu is holding things in both small hands, spending money in one hand and spending in the other. He was so elated that he kicked and jumped, and opened his mouth with two small front teeth, and he barked like a lamb.

Well, it was all wrong to catch Zhou with such a result. The whole monkey eats twist - full of twists.

Hong Lucheng's expectations were also in vain on the spot.

Lao Bian was the oldest, and when he saw Hong Lucheng's face on the side, he knew that he was unhappy, so he smiled and said comfortingly. "Okay, there is providence in the dark. It's good to get money, your Hong family is born rich and noble. ”

Lao Su looked at it and followed the music, just as round and harmonious. "It's not bad to take flowers, I'm afraid that in the future, I will be a boy who attracts girls' love. ”

Only Lao Ding's mouth owes, what is not good to hear. "But isn't it okay to be afraid of both? Isn't that 'spending money'?"

It is said that this is simply a deliberate blockage for people and a tight stir-up. But when Lao Ding said this, let alone others, even the child was amused. As soon as they saw this scene, no one present could hold back, and they all burst into laughter.

Hong Lucheng laughed with him, but his heart was not a taste after all. He is angry that his son is not angry, and he is sad for his hard work in vain. Anyway, he looked at Hong Yanwu, who was a liuharazi, and no matter how much he thought about it, he felt that this kid was not a good bird when he grew up.

Isn't it? This is both wealth and color, and no matter how you think about it, you are a loser.

One-year-old, two-year-old, three-year-old......

Seeing Hong Yanwu talking, walking, and weaning, Hong Lucheng's worries also increased.

Among the children of the Hong family, Hong Yanwu is really the most maverick. This kid is so energetic that he can't even forget to roll over when he sleeps. As long as he is awake, his hands must be touched, and his feet must be kicked.

Since the age of five, Hong Yanwu has been idle every day, and if he doesn't make a little noise every day, he will feel that the day has passed in vain. Today, I went to Wanshou West Palace to catch crickets and catch oil gourds, and tomorrow I climbed the old locust tree from the new road to stick to the season bird (local language, I know) to pinch the dragonfly, and then I went to pee on the big yellow dog in the west courtyard with the dog's ears, and then I used a bow to beat the cat's asshole to practice accurately. He seemed to have a perpetual hatred for stillness, and no one knew where the boy came from to be so noisy.

is too messy and playful, so Hong Yanwu's shoes are always torn, and he often doesn't know where he threw them, but he always goes home barefoot. And his mother, Wang Yunlin, because she has other children to take care of, even if she makes shoes every day, she can't help it, so most of the time, she has to let the third master of the Hong family run around with broken shoes or bare feet.

And every time Hong Lucheng saw this "barefoot fairy" named Hanako-like description, he couldn't help but sigh and shake his head frequently. The face, neck, backbone, and chest are sticky to either soil or mud all day long, and when they run crazy, they even skim a pair of black shiny little feet. Washing this kid three times a day is still such an unseemly look. Where is this son? The whole live monkey is raised, and people suspect that this kid is the reincarnation of the monkey grandson, and the naughty ghost is entrusted to give birth to it.

But Hong Yanwu himself obviously doesn't care about this. He was a stunned boy who never cared about what was elegant and what was rude. Breaking the rules is his hobby, and it is his nature to be playful and noisy. Even if he understands the reason, he can't control himself, and he always inevitably makes a lot of naughty nonsense out of sex. As soon as I went to pluck the chicken feathers of the Zhang family, I was busy cutting the tail of the Li family's dog, so that neighbors often came to the door to complain.

Yes, Hong Lucheng did find that the saying that "at the beginning of man, nature is evil" was most fully verified in Hong Yanwu's body.

If this kid has any hobbies, it's that he specializes in doing unexpected pranks. For example, pouring two pots on the chickens raised at home, sprinkling salt in the fish tank where the goldfish are raised at the side when no one is around, and stuffing firecrackers into the mouths of the caught house finches (local language, referring to sparrows), lighting them and then letting them fly. One day, I don't know how this kid figured it out, and actually doused boiling water to kill the orchid he had carefully raised for many years.

In addition, this kid is okay and scares people to play. He first looked for a dark place in the yard to hide, and when someone passed by, he suddenly popped out and "bah". Adults tend to be startled by the "oops!" and he is so happy that he is happy. This naughty bun has caused many sisters-in-law and aunts to fall, and how many accidents have caused tea bowls and cups and plates to fly away.

The most annoying thing is that every time this kid goes to the toilet to pee, he imagines the peeing thing as a machine gun. Arching forward, his hands clenched, shaking his body and swaying from side to side, he still shouted in the voice of a machine gun, "Doodoo, doodle, strafe." Strafe them. "At this time, whoever catches up to the toilet is unlucky. This kid is not stingy, and he can use his "little watering can" to surprise anyone on the spot.

Where did he learn this? Who didn't worry about such a cowardly child?

Hong Yanwu's whimsical games made his father, who was accustomed to a decent life, extremely annoying. Hong Lucheng never thought that he would teach his son to learn well all day long, but this kid would be bad from his heart. He really didn't know what kind of sin he had created to give birth to such a "present world newspaper", and to give birth to a "scourge" that made the whole yard and neighbors follow the heartbeat at a young age.

As the saying goes, "you can't raise your godfather's fault", and children who are stubborn will always make people say that there is no tutor and blame the adults. Hong Lucheng doesn't want others to gossip, he is a man who is duty-bound, honest, disciplined, and decent, so he naturally hopes that the Hong family will always be cautious, respectful, courteous and law-abiding. Therefore, his biggest requirements and restrictions for his children on weekdays are to ask them to know etiquette and abide by the rules. The other three children in the family are generally doing well, but this third child has not inherited the simplicity of the family heirloom.

In order to educate this "trouble-causing root seedling", he really bothered and labored, and he broke it open and crumpled it many times to reason with his son. But Hong Yanwu seems to have a backbone in the back of his head, and he doesn't take Hong Lucheng's father seriously at all. It has always been the left ear in and the right ear out. It's good to play a brother and son, you say yours, I'm busy with mine, no one will delay anyone, and still do my own thing.

In deep worry, Hong Lucheng couldn't help but whisper to his wife in private, "Why is the third child of our family like a sparrow born in a magpie's nest? I've been watching the old since I was a child, I'm afraid that this child won't be able to produce a good thing......"

Hong Lucheng didn't pay attention to it when he said this, but Leng Buding was heard by the second child who was on the side. As a result, Hong Yanwen went out to learn to speak, and when he saw people in the courtyard, he preached, "My dad said that the third child of our family is an old thief (local language, referring to sparrows)." One of the four evils, not a good thing......"

In this way, Hong Yanwen, who loves to talk about small words, inadvertently let his younger brother fall into the alias of "old thief". Since then, when Hong Yanwu was naughty and provoked the neighbors to gnash their teeth, everyone must be called "hometown thief", which made the reputation of the third master of the Hong family quickly become popular, until it spread all over the street of Furuli, and everyone knew it.