Chapter 183: I want to give Tang Seng a wedding
"When you were studying art back then..."Lin Tian smiled mysteriously and reminded the monkey of the moment. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, a dusty memory slowly emerged from his mind, becoming clearer and clearer, the monkey finally understood why he was familiar with Lin Tian, but no, when he was studying art in Fangcun Mountain, they had seen it!
"It's you!"
"Remembered?"
"En!" the monkey scratched his head and asked puzzledly: "Count it up, you and I are considered to be the same door, so why do you want to arrest my master and block my way?"
"The ghost is in the same door as you!" Lin Tian glared and shouted, the monkey's statement that Lin Tian was a hundred dissatisfied, they had seen it true, but where did a friendship come from?
Lin Tian didn't know that the concept of this same door was not said by the monkey alone, but by the old man Bodhi, the reason is this, when Lin Tian made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he played this god and Buddha all over the sky, for Bodhi who sent Lin Tian to the sky, it was simply bragging capital, and he talked to his apprentices all day long about this and that, in short, the main idea is that Lin Tian is half of his apprentice, and he also went out from Fangcun Mountain, right?
Lin Tian: Labor and management smacked you in the face! Old fellow, you take yourself too seriously, you can put gold on your face.
Sun Wukong's face was innocent, what's wrong? We were originally from the same door! The master said it! I didn't run away! But why didn't we admit it? By the way, the master once told me that I was not allowed to reveal his life outside, but did I not admit this product because I was afraid of causing trouble to the master? Yes, it must be so!
"That's right, that's right, we're not in the same door, it's okay for the two of us, by the way, senior brother, can you let my master go!" the monkey nodded quickly, and said in a consultative tone, he felt that Lin Tian should be able to give face...
Don't mention the depression in Lin Tian's heart, Nima! What are you talking about! Isn't this getting darker and darker? I'll go! We have nothing to do with each other! Nima, what the hell is Senior Brother?
The Bodhisattva also looked strange, she felt that she had discovered a big secret, the monkey and Lin Tian were the same master? Yes, one Qi Tian and the other deceived the sky, and they both made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, isn't this especially a senior brother who can do it? Nima, looking at the actions of these two people, this master is also a bastard! How do you teach your apprentice?
"Nima! Hugh is talking nonsense! Bodhisattva, aren't you trying to save Tang Seng? Enter the battle!" Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more weird, Lin Tian directly turned the spearhead to Guanyin Bodhisattva and said angrily.
Guanyin's whole heart was drunk, wasn't he talking about the root problem? Why did he still pull it on himself?
Although the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation is powerful, Guanyin said that it doesn't matter, although this formation is powerful, it can't trap her, but what she is more worried about is that she will break the formation after she enters the formation, right?
"Amitabha, the great sage's means reach the sky, and the poor monk is not an opponent. Lin Tian's whip didn't dodge it, and Guanyin didn't think she could dodge it, so she simply admitted defeat.
"Hmph, since you don't fight, then stay where you can! Don't bother me!" Lin Tian snorted coldly.
"Amitabha... But no... Tang monks and apprentices are related to the great cause of our mission, and poor monks can't abandon them..."Guanyin made a Buddhist ceremony, said, and there are some scoundrel elements in the words, which means that I can't beat you, but Tang Seng I also want to save, if you are annoyed, then you will let Tang Seng go, hello, I am good, everyone, otherwise, annoying you will also annoy you!
Lin Tian rolled his eyes, he heard what people meant, that is, not to fight with you, toss you, Lin Tianxin said that this Bodhisattva also has a time to play scoundrels! Okay! Aren't you a scoundrel? Then let's be a scoundrel to a scoundrel!
After making up his mind, Lin Tiansen smiled and said in a strange voice: "Fight or not, then I'll go back to the cave, and by the way, let the female goblins in the cave help me train Tang Seng, and sell it at a good price in Qinglou in the future!"
After that, Lin Tian hummed a little song and returned to the cave, the black line on the Bodhisattva's face, and she was a little anxious in her heart, because she was really afraid that Lin Tian would do this, yes, she believed in Tang Seng, but what if those female goblins used strength? Once the color ring is broken, can Tang Seng still be Tang Seng? Reincarnated again? Hehe, what has been cultivated in the tenth life, can the reincarnation be good?
"Alas... In this way, I have no choice but to show the Buddha..."The Bodhisattva now also said that there was no way, just now she asked the monkey to go and call the door a few times, but Lin Tian didn't bird her at all.
After returning to the cave, Lin Tian called a few good-looking female goblins, and then said to them: "Seeing that handsome monk, this king will do what he says, and this monk will give it to you as a husband!"
Tang Seng was frightened and pale, and Zhu Bajie looked envious, why didn't he have this blessing?
"King, your master is mortal in the flesh, and he can't stand the scourge of these sisters, otherwise, you will marry a few sisters to my old pig..."Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Seng and said with a smile.
Tang Seng glanced at Zhu Bajie gratefully, to put it in normal times, Tang Seng would definitely teach Zhu Bajie a lesson, but now he is very grateful, in his opinion, Zhu Bajie is blocking the knife for him!
Lin Tian glanced at this pig's head, and said in his heart, just you, don't look in the mirror to see your appearance! At the moment, he didn't pay attention to Zhu Bajie, and smiled at several banshees: "Don't you wait for your husband to change your clothes, let you get married tonight!"
Several female goblins laughed stupidly when they heard this, and looked at Tang Seng's eyes wrongly, the flattery in their eyes was about to turn into water, and they surrounded them, showing their true colors as a banshee, and they picked Tang Seng up with all their hands and feet...
Tang Seng covered his little brother, closed his eyes and kept reading that coloring is empty, empty is color, but judging from the sweat on Tang Seng's face, you can know how sad he is in his heart...
Lin Tian smiled, took a brand-new robe, his voice changed, the robe instantly changed a color, and it became a happy robe, Lin Tian casually threw the wedding robe on Tang Seng's face, and then glanced at Taibai and Nezha, who were sitting in a daze and watched the banshees change into living people, and said with a smile: "Venus and the prince must have a glass of happy wine later!"
Tai Bai Xing and Nezha glanced at each other when they heard this, and they both saw the bitterness in each other's eyes, and drank the happy wine? What are you kidding! If this is any other happy wine, forget it! This is Tang Seng's happy wine! If these monks in the West know about it, they will have a good life?
At the moment, Nezha was silent and quietly handed Taibai a look, which means that the wind is tight, we should withdraw!
Taibai nodded clearly, and then hugged his fist at Lin Tian and said: "Little Lao'er is in the emperor's life, I'm afraid I can't stay for a long time, the great sage is kind, the little old man understands it, the big sage, the little fairy farewell..."
After speaking, Tai Bai Xing gave Nezha a look, and Nezha also stood up, and his words were very short, just two words: "Farewell!"
Lin Tian didn't stop it, he also knew that it was impossible to let Taibai and the two of them drink Tang Seng's wedding wine, just now it was just a pretext to provoke people, and now seeing that the two of them are so interested, of course they won't stop it.
Tai Bai Xing said to Nezha, turned around and wanted to leave, and then, Tai Bai seemed to think of something, and arched his hand at Tang Seng: "Congratulations..."
Taibai and the two left, Tang Seng depressedly wanted to scold the street, when Tai Baixing's congratulations was out, what are the rules and precepts!
Lin Tian is also a little weird, Taibai, this old man has a good assist! At least the existence of a super god!
"See, they all say that the marriage is destined, you see, your marriage with them is even recognized by the gods!" Lin Tian held back a smile and said with a serious face.
Tang Seng is suffering now and can't say it, his body is full of three or four female goblins, and one is standing by the side to watch, Tang Seng is very suspicious that if there is still empty space on his body, this one will also come up, if it is just hanging, Tang Seng said that he should hold on, but can you not touch your hands?
"Donor, please let the little monk go!" Tang Seng said, trying his best to avoid the mouth of a female goblin, causing a coquettish smile in the eyes of all the women.
"Hey... How is it possible!" Lin Tian refused Tang Seng's prayer, watched with interest as the banshees put their hands together on Tang Seng, and then roared: "Little ones, prepare a banquet! Send Elder Tang to the cave room tonight!"
The little demons are all afraid that the world will not be chaotic, the more unhappy Tang Seng becomes, the more happy they are, hearing the words, screaming, and coaxing, in short, Tang Seng is even more sad.
Inadvertently, Lin Tian glanced at Zhu Bajie, and immediately smiled, this product is a good place to tie up!
Zhu Bajie was hanging, and Tang Seng was below, the magnificent peaks of the banshees were clearly seen by this nerd, and the eyes were wide, huh?
Lin Tian took a closer look and smiled again, it turned out to be the saliva of this goods! The underground Tang Seng was really guilty, not only had to be harassed and molested by the banshees, but also had to take a pig's head shower!
"You! Come here!" Lin Tian noticed a female goblin standing beside Tang Seng, originally Lin Tian thought that she couldn't intervene, but Lin Tian now seemed to be completely different! This banshee didn't look enthusiastic about Tang Seng, but was very cold, and why did her eyes always look up from time to time?
"The King..."
"Are you dissatisfied with Tang Seng?"
The banshee gritted her teeth when she heard this, the demon clan is strictly hierarchical, Lin Tian is equivalent to the emperor, and the emperor's marriage is not something that she wants to refuse, but the banshee still feels that she is pursuing her own happiness, and worships: "King Qibing, the slave family already has someone in mind..."
"Who?" Lin Tianyi raised his eyebrows, it couldn't be that pig's head! I was thinking about it, how could it be! Look at this banshee girl, plump body, 36D, a pair of Danfeng eyes always show a hint of flattery, looking at that Zhu Bajie, Nima, don't mention it, Lin Tian is afraid that he won't be able to eat dinner...
The banshee glanced at Zhu Bajie with a shy blush, Lin Tian was completely speechless, it was really this pig's head! Nima! Sister, you are blind! Even if he was Marshal Tianpeng in his previous life, he can't change the fact that he is a pig in this life!
"Do you have a crush on this pig's head?" Lin Tian said, his voice on the word pig's head couldn't help but rise by three points...
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… (To be continued.) )