Chapter 184: Let's Attack!
"What do you like about him? Anyway, I think it's better for him to stay away from me..."The corners of Lin Tian's mouth twitched, and he said this for no reason...
The banshee's face turned even redder, and she squirmed and said, but the voice was too small Lin Tian didn't hear it clearly, Lin Tian was even more depressed, sister, you are a demon!
"What are you talking about, louder?"
"Big..."The banshee's face became redder and redder, and she was so moved, she was in love!
"Big, what's big?" Lin Tian said stunned, and then looked at the banshee's gaze, Nima!
I saw Zhu Bajie's eyes looking straight down, because his head was facing Lin Tian, and it was hanging, so Lin Tian couldn't see Zhu Bajie's whole body, but, even so, Zhu Bajie's long pig nose couldn't block the ugliness of his lower body, Nima!
Lin Tian glanced at the banshee strangely, the goblin deserves to be a goblin, and he is so capricious in choosing a mate...
"But, he's a pig..."Lin Tian said faintly, but in the next second, Lin Tian was speechless, because the banshee appeared, and the originally charming face instantly turned into a pig's head...
Nima! What a match! Feelings and races are like this! There is no racial discrimination... Lin Tian was speechless, then waved his hand and said, "Okay, since that's the case, you can marry him that night!"
"King Xie!" the banshee regained her face, bowed happily, and jumped towards Zhu Bajie after two or three clicks. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
I saw the banshee jump up and hang directly on Zhu Bajie's body and kiss a pig's head, seeing Lin Tian feel sick to his stomach, Lin Tian touched his chin, it seems that in the face of love, the pig demon also has the potential to get closer to the rabbit spirit!
"Little Whirlwind!"
"In!"
"I ordered you to go to your daughter's country to buy some things for marriage, there must be no mistake!"
"Yes!"
Seeing that the little whirlwind was gone, Lin Tian looked at Zhu Bajie, who was still a little confused, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, don't you want to ask for a daughter-in-law for you?"
Zhu Bajie glanced at the banshee hanging on his body, and he didn't care about the tighter rope because of the addition of one more person, his eyes were hooked, and he yelled in his heart: My old pig also has such a day!
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie nodded his head wildly, and couldn't wait to say: "Great Sage, Great Sage, I am willing!
"Well, it's good if you're willing!" Lin Tian smiled with satisfaction.
"That's... The Great Sage... No... Zhangren, do you think you let my old pig go, I can't be tied up when I marry this sister?" Zhu Bajie stammered and said, the one called by the father-in-law is called a smooth mouth!
"Hmph!" Monk Sha glanced at Zhu Bajie hatefully, among the four Tang monks and apprentices, if there is anyone who is most willing to protect Tang Seng, it is Monk Sha, the monkey is because there is a hoop to tie it, and then it slowly begins to change, what about Zhu Bajie?
"Hehe, that's what I said, come on, let go of this pig's head! Also, who is your father-in-law!" Lin Tian first smiled, commanded the little demon, and then said angrily.
The little demon responded, and immediately ran over to untie Zhu Bajie's rope, Zhu Bajie smiled at Lin Tian, and he heard Monk Sha's cold snort, and he also felt that it was not very good, but when Zhu Bajie glanced at the banshee's plump body, the guilt in his heart was also left behind by him, and he took the initiative to persuade Monk Sha: "Senior brother, what's so good about learning scriptures! Why don't you beg my father-in-law, let my father-in-law also give you a beauty, you and I can live in this Wolong Mountain!"
"Hmph!" Monk Sha glared angrily when he heard this: "Why didn't I see it earlier! You are a disloyal and unrighteous lazy! Go to your father-in-law!"
After that, Monk Sha turned his head and ignored Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie was angry, but he also knew that he was at a loss, and muttered: "If you are looking for my father-in-law, you will find my father-in-law, what is there!"
"Father-in-law, when do you think I will marry my sister?" Zhu Bajie leaned in front of Lin Tian and asked with a shy face.
Lin Tian smacked his lips, and said in his heart that this Zhu Bajie is disgusting enough, how thick is this cheek!
"Don't call me my father-in-law! As for when you will get married, you need to promise me three conditions!" Lin Tian smiled evilly and said.
"Don't say three conditions, even thirty old pigs should also be!" Zhu Bajie said immediately.
"En..."Lin Tian pondered for a moment, and then said: "This first condition, you married me the banshee in the cave, then this westward journey..."
Zhu Bajie hesitated, Tang Seng also opened his eyes, looked at him, Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Seng and said: "Master, anyway, you are not in danger of life, after this experience, you will naturally not be able to take it, Great Sage, I won't take this scripture!"
"Bajie!" Tang Seng shouted in disbelief with tears in his eyes.
Zhu Bajie ignored Tang Seng and asked, "Great Sage, what about this second condition?"
"Hehe, the second condition is easy, haven't you quit five meat and three hates? Now break it!" Lin Tian beckoned, and a roast leg of lamb on the table flew over and handed it to Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie knew that if he really ate it, then he would have no chance with the Buddha at all, sometimes this kind of formal thing is really too heavy!
"Bajie!" Tang Seng shouted again, there was something called retention in his eyes, "Can't!"
"I don't take the scriptures, why do you still keep this precept?" Lin Tian saw that Zhu Bajie was a little shaken because of Tang Seng's words, and made up for it, and the tone was alive and well with a little Lori who deceived the uncle, uh, on the contrary, the uncle who deceived the little Lori...
As soon as Zhu Bajie heard this, he added the banshee around him fanning the wind, grabbed the leg of mutton and the wine and stuffed it into his mouth, and the Tang monk's heart was cold...
Lin Tian smiled when he saw this, but he sighed in his heart, how could he feel that he was going more and more on the road of the big boos behind the scenes? However, Wei Mao would have some refreshing feelings in his heart when he saw this kind of scene? Shouldn't he bear it...
"What about the third?"
"The third one, it's even simpler, let's break the precept of five meat and three disgusts for Tang Seng!" Lin Tian smiled evilly.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he looked at Tang Seng with a leg of mutton, and became suspicious, Tang Seng looked bitter: "Bajie, I am too disappointed in you as a teacher..."
"Master..."Zhu Bajie was uncertain, and then, with a ruthless look in his eyes, he gave up his beauty and his life, as if in an instant, the high-spirited Marshal Tianpeng came back again! The nine-toothed nail palladium appeared in his hand, and as soon as he turned around, he raised the palladium and hit: "Monster! Look at the palladium!"
At the moment when Zhu Bajie turned back, Lin Tian quickly retreated, narrowly avoiding this palladium, but he was shocked into a cold sweat, this palladium is not simple, the original book once said, let you have a copper head and iron bones, a palladium down, the soul is scattered!
In Journey to the West, who is transparent to the iron bones? There is only one! Monkey! This palladium was originally made by Taishang Laojun to restrain the monkey, just because the monkey is powerful, Zhu Bajie can't beat it, and the nine-tooth nail palladium is useless, and the nine-tooth nail palladium can be said to be the weapon with the highest specifications in the original Journey to the West! Why? The monkey's weapon is well known, it is a stick used by Dayu to control the water and measure the depth of the sea, to put it bluntly, it is a ruler! And this ruler comes from the gossip furnace! Monk Sha's original weapon was a demon pestle, sent by the Bodhisattva, a common thing in Western Buddhism, and it also came out of the gossip furnace! Of course, here is still according to the TV series, and Monk Sha's weapon is set to be a crescent moon shovel, that is to say, the weapons of the two are actually not weapons! It can be seen that Zhu Bajie's weapon is the best! It's just that he doesn't have that strength!
Lin Tian dodged a palladium, the diamond bracelet was thrown, with the help of the system, Lin Tian's hit rate can be said to be 100 percent, how could Zhu Bajie suffer a blow that a monkey can't stand it? Therefore, Lin Tian also smashed Zhu Bajie unconscious.
It stands to reason that Zhu Bajie was beaten, Tang Seng should be very uncomfortable as a master, on the contrary, Tang Seng is also very happy and relieved, in the end he is still his favorite apprentice!
Lin Tian's face was also a little dark, but he also understood one thing, that is, Guanyin's carefully selected pair of master and apprentice foursome could not be disintegrated by him in a few words, as for why Zhu Bajie was anti-water, Lin Tian said he was puzzled and unwilling to solve it, anyway, he only knew that Zhu Bajie was anti-water!
What Lin Tian didn't understand was that although Zhu Bajie's personality was not very good, he had one of the biggest advantages, which was to value feelings! Although Zhu Bajie's mouth was usually a little indebted! But he really valued feelings, and Lin Tian asked him to get his master, how could he do it? Since he couldn't do it, he had to turn back.
"Come on, soak this shameless Zhu Bajie in salt water for me! drown it like a pickle!" Lin Tian said angrily.
"Don't, King!" said the banshee as she ran over and said with teary eyes.
Lin Tian smiled angrily: "Why, it's only been a few minutes before you have feelings?"
"No, the king!" the female goblin was reluctant to glance at Zhu Bajie, and then said, "King, please leave his roots..."
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Nima! Lin Tian was shocked, and said in his heart that this goblin's brain circuit is too good! What do you think about this! Leave the roots? Nima! How are you!
"Hahahaha!Second Senior Brother!Good fight!Master don't worry!Senior Brother will come to save you!" Monk Sha smiled heartily, and then said to Tang Seng with a red face, I didn't know that I thought I had won the jackpot!
But Lin Tian knew that Monk Sha was happy that Zhu Bajie had lost his way and returned, eh, why was he so awkward, was he destined to be a villain? Lin Tian thought speechlessly, no! I want to be a superman! I want to be a hero!
System: Who do you blame for this pot that you carried yourself? And say that other people's heads are abnormal, I think you are the biggest abnormality!
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… (To be continued.) )