Chapter 0404 - Dirt Test (4)
Leaving the airport, Song Chengcheng went to the hotel by himself.
Chen Xiaobei went home and made an appointment to send peaches to Song Tingcheng after dinner.
Of course, Chen Xiaobei didn't forget to buy a vibrator and send it to Wei Xiaobao.
Back home.
Nothing special happened, Ye Liangchen killed two more groups of killers who came to die, which strengthened Chen Xiaobei's determination to go to the island country.
Now, though, is not the time.
In a few days, Luo Bodhi will come to Qingteng, and when she finds the person she is looking for, she can officially start the island country operation!
Before dinner, Chen Xiaobei lay down in the room for a while.
I was going to cultivate, but I was attracted by the group of old drivers who joined first.
Similar to the Little Apple Audition Troupe formed by Meng Po, this old driver group is a small chat group formed by Wei Xiaobao.
If you look at the group owner and administrator, you can see that the group is full of filthy guys!
The group leader, Wei Xiaobao, already has seven wives and is still looking for a new partner!
Administrator, Marshal Tianpeng, his legs are weak when he sees a beautiful woman!
The administrator, the Bull Demon King, has raised a group of banshees, and even beat the idea of the Zixia Fairy!
Administrator, anxious ghost, this Chen Xiaobei is not familiar with it, probably the yin ghost in the underworld, just look at the name and know that it is not a serious ghost.
Administrator, red boy, that's not to mention, he knows everything at a young age, and in the future, he will definitely be better than blue, dumping his dad dozens of streets!
In addition to them, there are more than a hundred group friends, most of them are goblins and ghosts, all of them are non-taboo guys, and they dare to talk about anything.
Pervert: Let me tell you, yesterday in the underworld, I saw that Black Impermanence had given a female ghost unspoken rules!
Marshal Canopy: How long? How long? Is there three minutes?
Bull Demon King: How big, how big, is it three centimeters?
Pervert: Hey, hey, hey
Members: Hey, hey, hey
Red Boy: I'll tell you, I peeked at my dad and the jade-faced fox yesterday!
Wei Xiaobao: How old, how long, what posture? Can't wait
Red Boy: If you give me a picture of the Spring Palace, I'll tell you!
Bull Demon King: You turtle son! Dare to talk nonsense and beat you to death!
I've seen it several times, and it's pretty big, but each time it's less than three minutes, and it's an old ox plowing back and forth, and it's boring to die!
Members: Puff hahaha
Bull Demon King: Nonsense! Lao Tzu recently drank Xiaobei Shangxian's Baiguo Dragon Whip Wine, and none of them were less than half an hour!
Marshal Tianpeng: Dragon whip wine! drooling
Pervert: Good thing! drooling
Red Boy: Is that wine delicious? I'm going to go to Xiaobei Shangxian to ask for some to drink!
Wei Xiaobao: No need to go! Xiaobei Shangxian is already in the group!
All members: Welcome, welcome, warm welcome! Little North Immortals! Come and say hello to everyone!
"I'm rubbing, I'm all here"
Chen Xiaobei held his mobile phone and watched them chatting, and suddenly he was caught off guard by a wave.
Wait a few seconds to make it look like you're watching before you speak.
Chen Xiaobei: Uh-uh, good afternoon, everyone
All members: Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!
Wei Xiaobao: According to the rules, every new friend must share a piece of their own dirty experience!
Chen Xiaobei: I don't know what to share
Wei Xiaobao: Don't be shy, it's all your own people here!
Marshal Tianpeng: Yes, manly man, what are you doing squirming and pinching?
Red Boy: Little Beishang Immortal, you can't be an innocent little virgin, are you?
Anxious pervert: No? The famous little Beishang Immortal is still a little virgin? Hahaha, this is big news!
Bull Demon King: Brother Xiaobei, my old cow sympathizes with you for your spicy and delicious Baiguo Dragon Whip Wine, you can't drink it!
The group suddenly made a commotion, after all, this is a group of old drivers, and the addition of an innocent little virgin is like a big fun story, which makes everyone happy.
"Damn, what's wrong with the virgin? Why do you look down on the virgin?"
Chen Xiaobei held his mobile phone, gray and unhappy, gritted his teeth and said: "No! Brother must fight back! Isn't it just drag racing? As if no one can't?"
I don't want to share, not because I didn't expect it, but because I was afraid that after sharing, you would feel inferior!
Pervert: Don't brag! If you can't share it, just say it, we won't look down on you!
Marshal Tianpeng: Little Bei Shangxian, don't struggle, there is no shame in being a virgin, we can't go back if we want to become a virgin!
Red Boy: Little Beishang Immortal, don't feel inferior! Study more in the group, and sooner or later you will become an old driver! Evil smile
All the members laughed evilly, as if a group of adults were laughing at a silly child.
"Hmph! Laugh! You can laugh as much as you want! Look at how my brother hits your pretending face!" Chen Xiaobei raised his eyebrows, and his determination to fight back became even stronger.
Chen Xiaobei: Since you don't believe it, then I'll come up with a dirty test question first! If you can answer it, it's never too late for you to laugh!
Marshal Tianpeng: Dirty force test question? Okay! I like this the most! Let the horse come! Proud
Pervert: Come on, come on, take out your rarest topic! Don't say we bully innocent little virgins! Confident
Red Boy: To deal with Xiaobei Shangxian, I can do it alone!
Chen Xiaobei: Please listen to the question! What do women have in common with radishes when they are pregnant?
As soon as these words came out, the group suddenly fell silent.
I waited for about half a minute without sound.
Second Senior Brother, don't you like the dirt test the most?
Marshal Tianpeng: Uh, what can this have in common, you can answer!
Anxious pervert: I have a little headache red boy, you come to deal with the little Beishang Immortal!
Red Boy: Huh, it's a nice day, a big moon!
Chen Xiaobei: Isn't it a group of veteran drivers? So many people don't even know the easiest questions? Pick your nose, you're too weak!
Bull Demon King: Leader, you have the highest tain! It's time to stand up!
Wei Xiaobao: Well, I won't sweat Xiaobei Shangxian, you can announce the answer!
Chen Xiaobei: What's the matter? Admit defeat? Cool
Anxious Devil: Admit defeat or not, you have to announce the answer first! If you make up a random question, then of course no one will!
Chen Xiaobei: Hehe, I don't shed tears when I don't see the coffin! A woman is pregnant and the radish is bad in the ground, and the common point is that she is late! Cool