Wei Xiaobao: Poof...... Pull it out! It's too late! Awesome my brother! (hahaha) You can figure it out!

Marshal Tianpeng: I'll wipe it! Xiaobei Shangxian! You're too dirty, aren't you?

Pervert: There's no one to answer this answer, I'm ......

Red Boy: Little Beishang Immortal! Are you really a wife and dirty...... But, I like it!

All the friends: Xiaobei Shangxian is too talented! What an old driver! Another ...... One more ...... (cheers)

"These guys have never seen the world, right? can you have fun with this kind of joke?"

Chen Xiaobei pursed his lips and said with a wicked smile: "Look at my brother's killer weapon! Who of you will dare to call yourself an old driver in front of your brother in the future?"

Chen Xiaobei: Since you strongly ask for it, then I will talk about it again! But you must be mentally prepared! This is a very serious question! (Cool)

All members: Quiet! Quiet! Xiaobei Shangxian is about to exert his might! (Looking forward to)

Chen Xiaobei: He said that the three brothers were trapped on a desert island, and a few days later, the third brother wanted to cut JJ to satisfy his hunger. The second brother hurriedly stopped and said: "sb! Cut it again when it's big!" At this time, the eldest brother has already started masturbating! The second brother and the third brother were surprised: "Big brother, didn't you say that the third brother was cut? What are you doing?"

Marshal Tianpeng: One is not enough to eat, he wants to cut off his own!

Bull Demon King: That big brother is really righteous!

Wei Xiaobao: Yes!

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe, it seems that your pollution level is only like that! It's so tender, it's as pure as pure water!

Pervert: Did they guess wrong? No way, right? What is the correct answer?

Red Boy: Little Bei Shangxian! Ask for answers! I'm in a hurry! (Can't wait)

All members: Ask for answers...... Ask for answers......

Chen Xiaobei: The eldest brother showed a deep smile and said, "Bring out some sauce and dip it to eat!"

......

In an instant, the whole group fell into a deathly silence.

After a full three minutes, it was like a volcano ready to erupt.

Wei Xiaobao: Pick up some sauce !! my God...... I can't do it...... You are simply the super invincible Supreme Lich King!

Marshal Tianpeng: Still dipping and eating!! this is just too much of a heavy taste! (crazy)

I have only one word for you - service!

Bull Demon King: My old cow is so good that I can throw myself to the ground! Compared with Xiaobei Shangxian, I am a younger brother!

Red Child: Little North Immortals, Boundless Filth! Thousands of generations, unify the Dirty World!

All members: Xiaobei Shangxian, the filthy power is boundless!

"Poof...... This group of teases! Brother doesn't want to dominate the dirty world, hahaha......"

Chen Xiaobei was happy.

Being able to convince a group of veteran drivers with their own efforts is also a sense of accomplishment to think about.

Look at them in the future, do you dare to look down on the little virgin!

Wei Xiaobao: Everyone, be quiet! I have something to say!

The leader of the group spoke, and everyone fell silent.

Wei Xiaobao: I used to think that I was a super dirty person! Today, when I saw the dirty power of Xiaobei Shangxian, I realized that there are people outside the people, and there are even more dirty outside! I am just a primary school student in the dirty world, and there are still many deficiencies to study......

Wei Xiaobao: Here, I solemnly decided to give up the position of the leader of the group to Xiaobei Shangxian! Let him be the leading big brother of our old driver group! In the future, let's study hard with Xiaobei Shangxian and make progress every day! Strive to improve the level of pollution and not embarrass the eldest brother!

All members: Xiaobei Shangxian, the filthy power is boundless!

......

Ding - congratulations! Wei Xiaobao has handed over the old driver group to you!

"Uh...... What's going on...... I don't want to be a big brother who takes the lead...... If this spreads, won't my good reputation be completely ruined, how can I play happily with Sister Chang'e in the future?"

Chen Xiaobei looked confused, and was thinking about how to refuse.

But at this moment, five big red envelopes popped up on the frequency screen one after another.

Ding-Congratulations! Grab Wei Xiaobao's red envelope and get a high-imitation Ma Liang magic pen, which has been stored in the treasure chest!

Ding-Congratulations! Grab the red envelope of the pervert and get a bottle of obedient water, which has been stored in the treasure chest!

Ding-Congratulations! Grab the red envelope of Marshal Tianpeng and get a belly pocket of the Qinglian Fairy, which has been stored in the treasure chest!

Grab the red envelope of the Bull Demon King and get a copy of "Wave Catching Dragon Claw Hand", which has been stored in the treasure chest!

Ding——Congratulations!Grab the red envelope of the red boy and get a copy of "Seventy-two Road Tui Mei Palm Method", which has been stored in the treasure chest!

"Lie on a big grass! Five red envelopes at a time! What kind of trouble is this?"

Chen Xiaobei was stunned, happiness came too suddenly, which caught him off guard!

But take a closer look, except for the high imitation of Ma Liang's magic pen, the others are not serious red envelopes!

However, it doesn't matter if it's serious or not! Red envelopes are the last word!

For the sake of these five red envelopes, why not be the eldest brother who takes the lead?

Chen Xiaobei: What are you doing here? There are so many red envelopes, how can I be embarrassed to accept them?

Wei Xiaobao: Xiaobei Shangxian doesn't have to be embarrassed! This is the rule of our group, the administrator will send red envelopes to the group owner, and the group owner will give everyone benefits!

"Damn! I know that there is no free lunch in the world! You still want me to pay benefits!" Chen Xiaobei pouted.

Chen Xiaobei: I don't know what benefits you want?

Wei Xiaobao: It's very simple! Just use a high-imitation Ma Liang magic pen to draw a moving spring palace picture, and then share it in the group!

"Poof...... Do you want me to draw a little yellow book?" Chen Xiaobei almost squirted a mouthful of old blood onto the ceiling.

I thought that the magic pen was a serious treasure, and it was dirty for a long time, don't want it.

Chen Xiaobei: What if I can't draw?

Red Boy: If you can't draw, you can't be the leader of the group, you have to return the red envelope to us!

Chen Xiaobei: Uh...... Just kidding, I can draw, all right, don't worry about leaving it to me!

Marshal Tianpeng: With the level of the filthy power of Xiaobei Shangxian, he will definitely be able to draw amazing works!

All members: Sit back and wait for the benefits of Xiaobei Xianfa! (much expected)

Chen Xiaobei: Uh...... It's nothing, I'll think about it first, and I'll come back to you when I'm done!

All members: Little North Immortal walks slowly! We are waiting for you!

"Hey...... I didn't know how to draw since I was a kid, let alone draw a little yellow book...... What's going on?"

Chen Xiaobei scratched his head, and was worried, when his mother's voice came from downstairs, let him go down for dinner.

......

After dinner, Chen Xiaobei took a first love peach and went to the hotel where Song Chengcheng stayed.

Because of the appointment in advance, the door was not locked, Chen Xiaobei twisted the handle and went in directly.

But fortunately, as soon as he entered the door, Chen Xiaobei's face turned red!