In a small town below the Daxinganling forest area.

Seven students from the Star Flag Country drove their rented station wagons into this sparsely populated place.

Coming to the door of the town's grocery store, they stopped their car, hoping to get the beer they wanted.

At this moment, Peng Yichen and the Huang Bo brothers were already shopping for what they needed at the grocery store.

In order to repair the cabin in the mountains they bought, they bought some applied tools at the grocery store.

Just when the college student in the Star Flag Country had a difficult communication with the owner of the grocery store, he finally bought the beer he wanted.

Peng Yichen, the big fat man, suddenly stood up from behind the shelves.

His ugly appearance and huge body frightened the two female college students into retreating to the door of the grocery store.

One of the blonde girls whispered to another, more beautiful girl, "This place gives me goosebumps, let's hurry up." ”

With that, the three college students ran out of the grocery store with the beer they had bought.

Peng Yichen and Huang Bo didn't know anything about this.

After shopping, Peng Yichen and Huang Bo leaned on the bucket of the pickup truck, discussing this group of rare Xingqi college students while packing their things.

"Hey, Huang Bo, have you ever seen a foreign college student?"

"What's so rare about this. When I was working in Shenzhen, I often saw a lot of international students near Shenzhen University. What's so strange. Huang Bo didn't care.

"Hehe, show me that you're going abroad again. You've been out for so many years, and it's not like you haven't made any money. You see, although I have only been to Shenyang as far as possible, in the past few years, I have relied on land conservation and farming, going up the mountain to cut wood, and I have not bought a vacation of my own. Peng Yichen said.

"If it's not soil, it's not wild. That's a villa, a villa, do you understand? If it's really that good, why do you let me buy so many woodworking tools? I guess the house you bought is almost dilapidated now. Otherwise, people can sell it to you for 10,000 yuan," Huang Bodao said.

Peng Yichen said embarrassedly: "Brother Bo, don't talk about this." At least we have a place to spend and enjoy life. You just said that you have met foreign college students in Shenzhen, which country did you say these are from? Why are those female students so good-looking!!"

Huang Bo said helplessly: "I don't know how you learned that English." Can't you even tell which country they are in? Look at their backpacks, isn't there the flag of the Star Flag Country? It must be the Star Flag Country. ”

Peng Yichen said: "Hehe, I have the ability to never forget since I was a child, and you don't know it." I learned all English when I watched Hollywood movies.

You said the flag of the Star Flag Country on that backpack, I also saw it. But I thought, don't we Chinese people have a lot of clothes and bags on their backs, all of which are the flags of developed countries such as Star Flag Country and England? ”

Huang Bo patted him on the head and said, "You are because foreigners are the same as some of us in China." When people go out, they don't wear the flags of other countries to swagger through the market. Only some of us in the country like to disguise themselves as foreigners all day long, as if they can bleach their skin with a star-striped banner. ”

Peng Yichen suddenly realized and said: "Oh, it turns out that going out under the flags of other countries is a special hobby of some of us in China." I get it. ”

Huang Bo said helplessly: "You know a fart!"

After speaking, Huang Bo saw Peng Yichen staring directly at a female college student, and said with a smile: "What? Don't you speak English? You go and talk to someone, maybe they will take a fancy to you. ”

Peng Yichen smiled and said, "Hehe, you can pull it, Brother Bo." With my looks, I don't even look down on myself. Besides, I've never spoken to a young female college student, not to mention that they are still female college students in the Star Flag Country. I'm going up, what can I say to people?"

Huang Bo said casually: "How do I know what you say." You say you bought a holiday villa in the mountains and want to invite them to play. Maybe they will say yes. ”

Peng Yichen said: "Forget it, that's a college student from the Star Flag Country." Don't you see those Hollywood movies? People there, all live in villas. Maybe when they were playing in the villa, I was still peeing and playing in the mud in our village. ”

Huang Bo said seriously: "You are a little confident, okay." You're the richest man in town. The women of the Star Flag Country are also women, as long as you are down-to-earth and willing to work, you can make them live a good life. Women will like you. Besides, no matter what, when you were a child, you were also the most beautiful boy in our village......"

Peng Yichen interjected: "That was twenty years ago. ”

Huang Bo continued: "Your personality is so good, and you are very kind......

Peng Yichen said: "That's right, last year, the dog of the Wang family bit me, and I couldn't bear to slaughter the stewed hot pot without it." ”

Huang Bo encouraged: "You said that you have so many advantages. Why can't you just say a few words to those female college students? Go, hurry up and say hello to someone's house. ”

Peng Yichen said: "You're right, Brother Bo. I'm going to go over and say hello, and it's not a big deal. ”

In order to strengthen his courage, he casually picked up a sledgehammer.

Huang Bo snatched it, and he took a long-handled sickle for weeding.

Seeing Peng Yichen puff up, he wanted to walk over.

Huang Bo finally reminded him: "No matter what you say, have a smile on your face. People in the city say that smiling makes you more acceptable. Do you understand?"

Peng Yichen nodded nervously and said, "Yes, I want to smile, smile ......"

After speaking, he carried a long sickle and walked towards the group of Star Banner University students step by step.

Because of his nervousness, he walked very stiffly, just like he came out of a horror movie.

All the college students looked at him in horror, as well as the scythe in his hand.

As a peasant, Peng Yichen forgot that this sickle was only a production tool in the countryside, but it was a sharp weapon used to kill people in the city.

The stiff smile on his face was even imagined as a hideous intimidation by this group of college students.

Peng Yichen looked at the college students in front of him nervously, and said with a smile: "Are you college students who came to China from the Star Flag Country to travel? Hehehehehe......"

After saying that, he laughed out loud out in embarrassment.

This laughter made the college students, who were already prejudiced against the Chinese, stand upside down and goosebumps stood up.

They didn't even expect that this Chinese who looked so terrifying could actually speak English, which made them even more afraid.

After all, those perverted murderers seem to be people with relatively high IQs.

At this time, one of the male students stood up and danced at Peng Yichen, as if he had convulsions, pretending that he knew martial arts.

He shouted, "Hi, hey, back off, you back off." We came to China just for tourism, and we didn't want to get into trouble. ”

Seeing that Peng Yichen didn't mean to rush up and cut them, the male classmate immediately commanded the other five men and women to rush back to their station wagon.

With a puff of smoke, he drove out of town.

Peng Yichen turned around dejectedly and shouted at Huang Bo, "Brother Bo, have you seen it?" I said that I don't have a woman's relationship, I'm thirty years old, and I haven't found a daughter-in-law yet. I hate my fat face. ”

Huang Bo looked at the station wagon of the students of the Star Banner Country who had already driven far away, and could only shake his head helplessly and pat Peng Yichen's fat shoulder.

The two of them packed up the tools they had just bought, took the sad man, and drove towards the holiday "villa" in the mountains.

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