The red pickup truck drove happily on the forest road in the Great Khing'an Mountains.

Peng Yichen in the car was still sad about what had just happened.

He had heard a phrase in his previous life, which was said by a guy named Humpty Fat Tight.

He said: The world in the eyes of Takeshi Kaneshiro and Wu Yanzu must be different from the world in my eyes.

Now, Peng Yichen has a deep understanding of this, and he feels that the world is full of malice towards him.

Looking at Huang Bo who was driving, Peng Yichen asked with a depressed face: "Why can't I be the same as you." In the village, you are always so good at chatting with those women. But I just can't, when I talk to a woman, I'm nervous, stiff, like a fool. ”

While driving, Huang Bo analyzed Peng Yichen: "Do you know what your problem is? You just have too low self-esteem." ”

Peng Yichen shook his head and smiled: "No, I don't feel inferior." ”

"Yes, you just have low self-esteem. Listen to me, this man, as soon as he opens his eyes and closes his eyes, his life will pass. The days of life are short. You have to be brave enough to pursue your dreams. If you want something, you have to fight for it boldly. Do you understand?!" Huang Bo opened a can of beer he had just bought and encouraged Peng Yichen loudly.

"You're right, I'm going to fight for it. ”

Before Peng Yichen's words fell, a small pebble on the highway caused the pickup truck to turn upside down, and the beer that Huang Bo had just delivered to his mouth fell between his legs.

Just when he wanted to bend down to pick it up, suddenly the siren sounded behind him, and a patrol police car really prompted him to pull over.

"Quick, help me get the damn beer away, the police see it and we're dead. Huang Bo immediately asked Peng Yichen for help.

Peng Yichen also knew that the situation was urgent, so he quickly urged his sturdy body, which was almost 200 pounds, to probe between Huang Bo's legs and get the beer can.

Unexpectedly, because his head was too fat, he was stuck in the middle of Huang Bo's legs.

The police saw the pickup truck pull over and followed suit.

I got out of the car and slowly walked towards the pickup truck.

Just as the police were about to walk to the window, Peng Yichen pulled his head out with all his strength and hid the can of beer under his seat.

But because the clothes on his upper body were too hard just now, they were directly torn into strips of cloth.

The policeman looked at Peng Yichen, who was naked, did not speak, and said with a smile: "Take out your driver's license." ”

"I just lost my driver's license last week, and I haven't reissued it yet. This is my temporary driver's license. With that, Huang Bo handed over his temporary driver's license.

The policeman looked at it and asked, "Where are you going?"

Huang Bo smiled: "Let's go on vacation to that small lake in the mountains." This little Peng next to me, he bought a holiday villa there. We're going there for fishing, vacationing. His woman's fate is too bad, so he wants to go there to relax. ”

When the police heard this, they didn't ask any more questions, and reminded: "It's not safe at night in the mountains, you live in it, you must be careful." I'm stopping you to tell you that one of the turn signals on the back door of your car is broken, remember to fix it as soon as possible. ”

"Thanks for the reminder, we fix it as soon as possible, fix it as soon as possible. Peng Yichen replied with a smile on his face.

Waiting for the police to walk back into the car, the police car drove away.

Peng Yichen opened his mouth and asked Huang Bo, "Brother Bo, why are the police here so serious." The police in our town were much more amiable than he was. ”

Huang Bo took out a can of beer again, handed a can to Peng Yichen with a smile, and said with a smile: "He is jealous that you have money to buy a holiday villa in the mountains." ”

Peng Yichen opened the beer with a simple smile and touched Huang Bo: "That's right, we just want to enjoy life." ”

……

After driving for another half an hour, the pickup truck finally arrived at the vacation "villa" that Peng Yichen bought.

Although this is only a wooden house left by former lumberjacks.

But from the outside, it looks very good, and it is not as shabby as the two imagined.

Stepping out of the car, Huang Bo pointed to the two-story exquisite wooden house and said with a smile: "This is the one you said, the holiday villa that needs to be repaired." It looks pretty much in good condition. ”

Peng Yichen smiled: "I didn't expect this house to be so beautiful." It seems that the 10,000 yuan is really a good deal. ”

Huang Peng Yichen walked forward and said with a smile: "Quick, let's not stand outside stupidly, go in and see the situation inside the house." ”

With that, the two excitedly walked into the door of this holiday villa.

"I think it's just some dust and cobwebs, and everything else is mostly intact. Even the furniture is still there. Huang Bo looked the inside of the house up and down, left and right, and then smiled at Peng Yichen.

Peng Yichen replied excitedly: "It's just a mansion." ”

The two of them checked the house separately and found that the furniture was basically still functional.

Finally arriving at one of the walls in the room, the two found that it was plastered with news reports cut out of newspapers.

These newspaper clippings are all about a perverted murder case that happened in this place 10 years ago.

The victims were also a group of college students from the Star Flag Country who came to China for a tour.

Huang Bo looked at these newspapers carefully and smiled at Peng Yichen: "Look, there is a meat bun shop near here." Buy 3 get 2 free, no deadline. It's a good deal. ”

Peng Yichen looked at a page of newspaper posted on the wall pointed by Huang Bo, and in the gap between the reports of perverted homicide cases, there was indeed an advertisement for a meat sandwich shop.

So, he nodded thoughtfully, "It seems that when we want to change the taste, we can go to this restaurant to eat." ”

Then, he looked up and saw that there was a large box on a wooden cabinet.

He took it down in surprise and laughed at Huang Bo: "Look, Brother Bo, there are also my favorite military chess and backgammon." ”

Huang Bo walked to the edge of the pillar in the center of the house with some excitement and said with a smile: "I can't believe that one day I can live in a holiday villa of our own." Let me tell you, this is a house that can only be lived in by those big bosses in Shenzhen. You see, that's the good thing about our country being rich and strong. Even us farmers can live in such a good house. ”

With that, he leaned against the wooden pillar.

The pillar seemed to be completely unstressed, and fell straight down.

Then a wooden board full of nails flickered down from the roof and smashed it into Huang Bo's head.

Peng Yichen saw that Huang Bo had lost his center of gravity and couldn't hide. Immediately, a fish leap pounced on Huang Bo, allowing him to dodge the fatal blow.

It's a pity that Peng Yichen is not a master of national arts at this time, and his fat body weighed heavily on Huang Bo's body, almost making Huang Bo go straight away.

"Looks like this house really deserves to be repaired. Huang Bo said in shock.

Peng Yichen nodded, "Yes, it's time to fix it." ”

"Whether you repair the house or not, if you get off me first, I'm about to be crushed to death by you. ”

"Oh, okay, I'll get down right now. ”

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