Chapter 160: Be a Doctor

"I don't want to believe your words, and I won't disbelieve it, and I don't want to pay so much attention to your immortal affairs, the most important thing now is that you tell me how to help this guy solve the matter. ”

In fact, since ancient times, the immortal system has been very chaotic, and the current novelists, the imagination is called a burst, all of them are colorful, Pangu has also become a little brother, and what founding spirit has come out, educating Hongjun, Chaokun, Nuwa, Lu Jian and a Yang Mei immortal, Hongjun received Daode Tianzun (Taishang Laojun), Yuan Shi Tianzun (Pangu), Lingbao Tianzun (Tongtian Sect Master), and the Mixed Kun Patriarch accepted the big disciple to guide the Taoist (Amitabha Buddha), and the second disciple: Zhun Ti Daoist (Bodhi Ancestor), Nuwa, is the ancestor who opened the world and created man. Mother, too, it's messed up.

"Historical Records" was written in the Han Dynasty, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" has not yet had a specific book age, some belong to Qin, some say that it is Dayu, then this is a lot of difference, Qin is earlier than Han, and Dayu is earlier than Qin I don't know how many years, so the specific book was written in what era, it is inconsistent, but the word is the record of the gods, which is out of this book.

Because it contains a text that is dedicated to the mountain god.

In fact, the earliest consciousness of human beings for immortals, but the heavens, earth, mountains and rivers and mysterious things and phenomena can not explain a kind of awe, only to imagine depicting the appearance of some immortals, did not define who is the first god, with the development of civilization continued, people's vision broadened, and the hierarchy gradually became clear, and then they were sorted, so as to show their own dignity and order.

The novelist is also making up for this with a big brain. Naturally, there is no shortage of unscrupulous ideas, such as "sparrows become phoenixes", or "counterattacks" of "dwarf and poor", to meet people's unwillingness to live at the bottom, so that there is no founding spirit, Hongjun.

Then the order of Taoism may not be true, so it doesn't matter that the immortal is respected and the immortal is humble.

As long as they are willing to exorcise demons for the world, if this is real, then it is enough.

He Xuku now knows that it is real, so he doesn't bother to pay attention to whether Shuai Mengtian will go to the Huoyun Cave of the Three Holy Palaces, and he is not interested in who the guy who pretends to be Emperor Xi, what he cares about now is how to do things for the man in front of him, that is, how to get things done for the man in front of him, that is, the monk in the previous life, firstly, so that he does not lose his trust with others, and secondly, it is naturally for the thirty-one thousand eight in front of him.

Originally, the old man was ruthless, and he had to work hard to take the civil service exam, or when he was a career editor, you old boy lost no time in appearing, that is to say, I had to do it hard, so this premise is that you have to solve the problem for me, you can't be a ghost when it comes to the critical time, what else do I do, and finish the gang as soon as possible.

"This matter, in fact, is very easy, but there is one link, hehe, but it is extremely tricky, because it requires you to do it yourself, so I am late. ”

"Let's take a look. ”

For the reason given by Shuai Mengtian, He Xuku doesn't want to pursue it, anyway, if you come, then it's done, as for what kind of tricky trick, there is always a solution.

Don't we often say that "there are always more ways than difficulties"?

"It's not difficult to renew their marriage and have a child, but the difficult thing is that the ban that Yin Si set on that woman requires you to operate on her!"

"I'm smashing your balls, the ban set by the Yin Division, if the Yin Division is withdrawn, why do you have to have surgery? That is, surgery, that's also the doctor's business, yes, you mean that the doctors in the yang world can't be used, at least the wise doctors in the Yin Division abound, why do you need me to come? I'm not a doctor either. ”

He Xuku jumped up and yelled when he heard this.

"You old boy is deliberately embarrassing for me, or do you want me to kill someone. ”

"Hehe, you said I had nothing to do with what Huoyun Cave was going to do, and it wasn't for you?"

"Can you get down to business, this is also for me, that's for me? Okay, I fell into the dung pit for me? I met the fake Xihuang for me?"

It's all for me, why don't you fall into the dung pit, why don't you wrap a "golden armor"?

"Hehe, you're right, it's really all for you, do you know what the three emperors have? At least, Shennong Yandi has an elixir there, you should know, what is the elixir for? Naturally, it is to heal injuries. As for the Yellow Emperor, there is the Xuanyuan Sword, what is the sword used for? In addition to killing people, it can be operated on. ”

"Stop, stop, you're running the train again, the sword is a murderer, and it can be operated on?"

He Xu said with a cool bared teeth.

"Didn't you mean to say that the Xuanyuan Sword could also be transformed into a scalpel?"

"Exactly, otherwise how can it be called a magic weapon, or a magic weapon. ”

Shuai Mengtian nodded very seriously.

"Oh, you're saying you went all the way there to ask someone to borrow something?"

He Xu smiled slightly: "The prohibition set up by this Yin Division has to be cut off by their things? The prohibition of this Yin Division is so powerful, no one can solve the Yin Division? Who believes it, do you think." ”

In this world, there is a balance of yin and yang, that is to say, life and death are relative, good and evil are relative, then that is to say, there will be those who build houses and those who demolish houses.

Otherwise, where does "the bell must be tied to the bell", from now?

"Hehe, what you said is just a general situation, and I can't do anything if I encounter a special situation. For example, a fire, one person can burn it, but when the fire starts, extinguishing the flames, does a person have the ability to do that? Or can the person who set the prohibition forget the original steps because it has been a long time, so what should he do?"

"Okay, well, even if you're right, then why do you have to do it for me, because it's not the same for everyone else? Besides, if the doctor does it, it's not something that is easy to know and can be caught? The probability of success is also high, if I do it, if I fail, won't it be a failure? This is a matter of human life. ”

He Xuku didn't want to entangle with him too much, so he had to retreat step by step, arguing a little bit.

For these things that can be said to be reasonable, or they can be said to be unreasonable, and it is not interesting to argue.

"So, I borrowed the Xuanyuan Sword and Shennong's medicine tripod for you, so that you can be sure of it, not to mention that I have thought of a complete plan for you, haven't you ever had surgery?"

"Nonsense, I haven't even seen a complete naked human body, it's a woman's, what kind of surgery, so many organs in the human body, so many nerves and blood vessels, if you don't pay attention to it, the consequences will be very serious, it's not an immortal, and disability is inevitable, won't it make people regret it for life, it's me, can I feel better?"

To tell the truth, a completely naked woman, He Xuku hasn't seen it, aren't they all naked in those films? However, for the operation, it's not that you can just watch the naked, the human body's meridians and blood vessels, as well as body tissues, if you don't touch the door, can you dare to mess around?

It's the surgeon, who didn't intern for a long time after graduation, and tried to start with minor surgery, and then slowly started major surgery. Who dares to ask a newly graduated intern to perform major surgery, such as abdominal and thoracotomy, which takes a long time, sometimes takes more than ten hours? Nothing to experience, nothing to be sure, that's a loss of life.

What's more, He Xuku is different from the intern, he has learned, seen, and even experimented, but the standard white blindness, that is, when the sun is shining in the daytime, the extremely normal people who have no disease in their eyes can't see things. Expecting him to have surgery is not a gamble, it is a gamble.

This cowardice is also normal, and it is not surprising to retreat.

"Hehe, so in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, I have prepared a very careful plan for you, that is, the woman you are going to operate on is not actually her own body, it is a simulation or a complete replication, but the parts of those organs and the route you walk, that is, the path that the scalpel wants to cut, are all planned for you, and the most relaxing thing for you is that it is also the most powerful guarantee, that is, once your scalpel touches her skin, there will be flashing arrows on her skin, and a kind of attraction, it is impossible for your scalpel to be deflected, and you are just holding the scalpelIn fact, the operation, hehe, was done by the scalpel itself. ”

"Aren't you taking off your pants and asking for trouble, in that case, why do I still have a scalpel in my hand, you are brainless?"

Originally, the scalpel could be done by itself, and if you want me to come, isn't it too much?

"Hehe, the key, the key, that is, this thing must be, you hold the knife, why, just because of your physique, the pure yin of the extreme yin, and the pendant on your chest, hehe, I don't know, why did the 'Xihuang' want to borrow, it's not that they said, I really don't know." ”

Shuai Mengtian specially affirmed.

"What's so strange about your repeated references to my pendant?"

Slightly clear, He Xuku couldn't help but look at Shuai Meng Tiandao very strangely.

"It's mysterious, it's mysterious. ”

Shuai Mengtian praised it.

"In your pendant, there is a kind of yang energy that you run on, the most true and pure yang energy, which complements and benefits each other with your own yin energy, so the fake Xihuang hopes to use your pendant to supplement your own cultivation and improve a realm, so I will spare no effort to make a name for you. ”

Damn, a small pendant was so mysterious by you, so don't you mean to say that the three sheep's mustaches that gave me this pendant are not even more evil?

"And that's not all. ”

Shuai Mengtian stretched out the tip of his tongue and gently wandered between his lips, even more envious.