Chapter 159: Pretending to be an emperor

Originally, from last night, the mobile phone signal display is full, but how to dial it is not able to dial out, and now it is still a full signal, and it is dialed out with a light click, isn't it strange.

"Hello!" After the phone was connected, He Xuku said politely, and after hearing the other party's reply: "Trouble you, I want to go back to the city." ”

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll come out right away. ”

After hanging up the phone, He Xuku really saw a man walking out of a small shop not far away, and he was the driver.

This trip is really not close, otherwise there will be dozens of fares.

After entering the city and getting out of the car, He Xuku found a small stall, had a simple meal, and looked at his mobile phone at only seven o'clock.

Well, let's take a break, it's not appropriate to call someone at this time.

"Hello!"

This had just entered the house, and before he got close to the chair, the phone rang, an unfamiliar number.

Clicking on the button, He Xuku thought it was the monk calling, who knew that it was a female voice, and it was unusually slender, so he knew that it was Gao Min.

"Hello, auntie, so early?"

I secretly said in my heart, it seems that Emperor Xi didn't coax me, and he really gave them his dreams.

"What kind of law did you kid use to persuade him? ”

I don't know what to call Emperor Xi, Gao Min shouted excitedly, his voice became sharper, and his laughter was piercing.

"Well, auntie, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, as long as the villagers are no longer frightened by this. ”

It's really a heavenly opportunity, I don't know, why Emperor Xi suddenly changed his attitude, hehe, this is selling me face? Give me a chance to make a name for myself? However, what is the attraction of that pendant to him, which seems to be very mysterious, otherwise, how could he be in this regard.

"Okay, okay, the heavenly machine can't be leaked, so it won't be revealed, but you have to come in three days, these people all said that there was a god in the dream who said that after three days, every family should gather some incense and candles, paper money, fruit offerings or something, and a young man named He Xuku will preside over the sacrificial activities, and it will also be regarded as a sacrifice to make amends, so He Xuku is not you?"

Okay, after the matter is completed, come and get it yourself, which is the foreshadowing, and three days later, you want me to preside over the sacrifice and worship your old man?

"Well, that's right, three days later, then, I think I'm going to have to go?"

He Xuku heard that Emperor Xi had arranged it like this, can he say that he can't go?

"Click", Gao Min said something again, He Xuku didn't listen carefully, staring at the phone stunned.

Well, that's all.

He Xuku was slightly stunned, turned his face to look at the room, and at this time he realized that it was a little cold, opened the mineral pot, boiled the water, shrank back, and went to brush the teacup.

After brushing the cup, I picked up a broom to clean the house, picked up a mop and dragged it all over the floor, then made tea, leaned lazily on the sofa, raised my feet and rested on the coffee table in front of me, it seemed that there were some signs of a cold, my nose was not breathable, and my throat was spicy.

Alas!

He Xuku closed his eyes slightly, bear with it, it is seven days to take medicine, and it is still seven days if you don't take medicine, it is three points poison of medicine, it is not as good as your own antibody, and it also increases your immunity.

"Didi ....."

Just as he was about to enter the state, He Xuku, who was in a daze, was woken up by the phone, and at first glance, it might have been the monk calling.

I think it's a little familiar.

"Well, hello. ”

When I heard it, it was really the monk.

"I'm sorry, brother, I was in a bit of a hurry yesterday, so I went out, so I forgot about you, oh, what, you come now, okay, I dare to come back, in the store, then, you can come, sister-in-law, sister-in-law is not coming? Okay. ”

He Xuku couldn't hear the monk's slightly resentful words, and he accompanied him vigorously, with an apologetic smile on his face, knowing that he couldn't see it, which was also a natural outpouring.

"Old boy!"

With a muffled snort, He Xuku screamed in extreme annoyance.

You are really my nobleman, every critical time, there is a little ghost who does not meet, you say, you have to squeeze me, to do something god-like, tossing for a while, okay, I did it, you will do it, and you will make things perfect for me. Well, every time I'm in danger, don't I carry it myself, just like yesterday, hehe, isn't it the cesspool that the yin guy got me into, and actually robbed me out of the store out of thin air, where did you run?

There was no movement.

The fire came up again.

"I said, you're an old boy, you're not there. ”

Hehe, excuse me?

After this sound, there was still no trace of Shuai Mengtian, and He Xuku's brows were not usually tight, and they were screwed together.

I call your ball, aren't you drying the field, tearing down the stage, you don't come, I, what kind of law do I give to others, the guy in the yin is willing to listen to me? Shout again, if you don't come, then we will cut off the robe and break the righteousness, we will never see each other again, I will also endure hardships and work hard, let's take the test.

I vaguely remembered that a few days ago, my mother asked a woman who was doing business next to her to find a suitable girl for herself, and she said: Don't say it, I really know a girl now, she looks good, her job is better, she is a worker in a central enterprise, and she still graduated from a large capital, and she is not here, so what people ask is, that is, the minimum condition, that is, a necessary civil servant! This, my mother stopped eating as soon as she heard it, and came back to catch herself for a good meal, resentment, can He Xuku save it? !

Therefore, in this repeated chatter, he still didn't see Shuai Mengtian appear, so He Xuku said ruthlessly.

I still don't believe it, since then, I haven't been closed, the summer and cold are not easy, a year is not enough, just hold it for three years and five years, learn to be a fool, and I have to be admitted?

He Xu was sullen, thinking hatefully, and smoked a stuffy cigarette.

"Hello!"

With a "hello", the monk He Xuku didn't want to see the most, and the monk he was most afraid of seeing, came, pushed the door in.

"Ahem, ahem, hello, hello. ”

Even if you really don't do it, you have to say hello, and you have to invite people in.

He Xuku's face suddenly felt hot, and he stood up a little embarrassed and squeezed out a smile.

"You may be seated!"

Pacing around, he gave way to the couch and sat back in his chair.

"No, this is the thirty-one thousand eight you said, a lot of points!"

On the side of his body, the paper bag in his hand was gently thrown in front of He Xuku.

Mother, how good is this.

Secretly screaming bitterly, He Xu lowered his face: "That's not what you mean, brother, I'm not afraid that you won't give money, I was really in a hurry yesterday, I ran out of the city, and I couldn't come back at night, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

"It's nothing, how can I see your impatience, this should be the expression I should have, what's the matter, I take the money to do something with you, and I have to look at your face?"

"You misunderstood, brother, didn't you sleep well last night, so this face, hehe, it's a little haggard, besides, brother, you look at me, it's just that I'm rested, it's not bad-looking, you're too careful." ”

I call your ball, looking at the bulging envelope, He Xuku had no choice but to accompany the smiling face and be humble.

Some things are not yours if they are not yours, you don't want to use it, how do you say that "sometimes you must have it in life, and you can't force it at all times in life", but it's just like this bulging money, it seems that you can't earn it today, and you may not be able to earn it again in the future. But, having said that, even if you don't do it, you can't easily offend people, not to mention that you haven't announced it yet.

"Alas, I'm back. ”

With a long sigh, Shuai Mengtian hurriedly fell into the house.

"I'm sucking your balls, what are you going to do when you come back, get out, get away, anyway, the old man has decided, the golden basin has washed his hands, we have nothing to do with it anymore." ”

He Xuku took advantage of the moment of bending over, and waved his arm fiercely and slapped it towards Shuai Mengtian, who had not yet stood firm.

"What kind of madness are you kid, you and I are idle, haven't I been accompanying the three saints in the Huoyun Cave of the Three Holy Palace, how can I have time to come back and tell you?"

"Haha, editor, editor, what else can you do besides being able to make up and talk nonsense?"

missed the blow, He Xuku was too lazy to shoot again, got up in a daze, and his eyes slanted to the sky.

"You haven't read the book, what is the Huoyun Cave of the Three Holy Palaces, isn't it the heaven, earth, and people in "Fengshen", where the Three Emperors live, hehe, if I haven't seen them, oh, no, if one of them, what you said can really fool me, but it's a pity, even the Three Saints didn't give you this opportunity, unfortunately, I just met the Xihuang, and I came back, who is the Xihuang you saw?"

"Hehe, I said where did you get so angry, hehe, you saw Emperor Xi together, are you sure that it is Emperor Xi?"

Shuai Mengtian took a step back and sat side by side with the young man.

Of course, at this time, the young man sensed He Xuku's abnormality, and knew that it was very likely that He Xuku was communicating with the immortal on top of him, so he sat quietly and watched, smoking leisurely.

This kid's face was a little blue, he was angry, could it be that the great immortal had tricked him? Or didn't listen to his call, or refused to come forward? It seems that this kid is very unhappy with the great immortal, and is arguing.

Hehe, this business is not so easy to do, the so-called difficulty in asking people to do things.

He summed it up, and with the experience gained from the sophistication of human affairs in reality, he made a judgment on the quarrel between He Xuku and Shuai Mengtian.

"Isn't it?"

Damn, am I being deceived?

After all, I haven't seen Emperor Xi, this is all ancient legends, and it is also an ancient immortal, where can I see it, it is this old boy who said that he is staying in the Huoyun Cave of the Three Holy Palaces, and it is difficult to say that it is true, and he is fooling me.

Not only was he suspicious of what he saw, but he couldn't believe what Shuai Mengtian said, He Xuku was confused for a while.

"It's not, since you talked about "Fengshen", then let me give you a reminder, the old man with yellow eyebrows in "Journey to the West", do you remember? It is the boy who calls himself the ancestor of yellow eyebrows, sets up his own little Xitian, coaxes Tang monks and apprentices, and knocks on the chime of the Oriental Buddha. ”

He Xuku's face was suspicious and confused, and Shuai Mengtian could also see it, so he smiled lightly.