Chapter 1470: A New Interpretation of the Sui and Tang Dynasties
If you want to compare West Lake to Xizi, light makeup is always appropriate. On the shore of the beautiful West Lake, between the broken bridges, the inside and outside of the West Lake are on both sides, the gentle breeze blows, and the grass on the side of the lake is laid with a thick and wide cushion area at the moment. In terms of area alone, there is a huge area of about 10 meters wide and 20 meters long.
Just looking at the cushions, of course, does not make the members of the fraternity wail. However, when they saw the two white porcelain basins placed on the simple table next to them, the unknown black liquid, and the white transparent swimming goggles on the table, the "battle-hardened" pit goods, they knew that something was wrong, and they didn't need anyone to explain anything, so they were already wailing.
"Director Lu, what the hell is this?" Zhao Yongqi walked straight to the table, leaned down and smelled the strange smell coming from the basin, then turned to Lu Hao with a disgusted face.
Lu Hao, who was smiling evilly, kept silent, as if he wanted to put more pressure on his brothers, but Sister Wang smiled and whispered: "Don't be nervous, this is a combination of black caramel and edible cuttlefish milk." Rest assured, even if you really eat it in your stomach, there will be no harm, but it is very nutritious. ”
"Can this thing really be eaten?" Deng Chao also came over to smell it, and then said to Sister Wang with a sad face: "Sister Wang, I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”
It's just that this time Sister Wang just giggled and walked to the side, as if she didn't bother to take care of the group of men who were about to climb the pole to get some benefits.
Lu Hao saw that everyone was almost studied, waved his hand to let everyone return to the cushion in the middle of the field, and watched them line up.
The surrounding fans, who seemed to know that recording was about to begin, burst into cheers, until the venue staff, who demanded to be quiet, kept dangling fluorescent signs, which slowly subsided.
"During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, ** fought with the Sui army in ......" Lu Hao's words were not finished, Zhao Yongqi, Deng Chao, and Cheng He, the three invincible sluts in the world, looked at each other, and at the same time fell to the ground with exaggerated laughter.
Lu Hao, who was inexplicable, looked at the sheep in front of him like he was having a seizure, lying on the ground and sobbing while patting the mat and laughing wildly, and couldn't help but be stunned and didn't know what they were doing.
"Brother Qi, they're going to make trouble again. Hehe...... "Xiao Baozi covered his red lips, and his beautiful eyes were full of smiles.
Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Baozi's soft whispering stopped, Zhao Yongqi sat up, patted Deng Chao's shoulder and said, "Brother Chao, I only found out today that you are really a scholar." Compared with Director Lu, logging is a ball, you are definitely a top student among the top students. This Tang Dynasty has already run to the Zhenguan period, he meows, and the Sui army is not dead!"
"Hahaha......" Everyone who understood it immediately burst into laughter.
Deng Chao touched his chin, nodded very seriously, and said with a smile: "There is always an unknown side in history, and now Director Lu is interpreting the new history of the Sui and Tang dynasties for us." ”
"Come on, Brother Chao, Brother He, let's reinterpret history according to Director Lu's idea. Saying that, Zhao Yongqi pulled the two sluts to his side, and the three of them put their heads together and discussed for a long time.
Zhao Yongqi and Deng Chao suddenly turned over to the ground and scuffled with each other, while Cheng He solemnly held an empty microphone in his hand, walked to the edge, and said with a solemn face: "In the last years of the Sui Dynasty, the first general of the Great Sui, Chu Guogong, Situ Yangsu and Li Tang commander Li Shimin, fought hard for the hegemony of the world. Hit and beat and beat until the spectators were starting to get bored. So, while they were fighting, Li Yuan announced that he was going to be emperor and established the Tang Dynasty. Immediately afterwards, because he felt that the second eldest Li Shimin liked to fight too much and it was not suitable to be the emperor, he decided to let his eldest son Li Jiancheng succeed him. Only then did Li Shimin suddenly realize that if he continued to fight like this, he would not have to be the emperor......"
"Hahaha......"
In the laughter around them, Zhao Yongqi and Deng Chao stopped the battle of rolling on the ground, got up and held Deng Chao's hand and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Yang Su, if we fight like this, my throne will be gone." For the sake of so many years, I haven't used the thousand-year killing, let me go back and launch a Xuanwu Sect to kill my eldest brother first, and then share the victory with you when I become the emperor, how about it?"
"Go, go, I happen to be tired, too. Deng Chao waved his hand, and Shi Shiran stepped aside.
As soon as the two separated, Cheng He immediately said in a deep voice: "So, Li Shimin returned to Chang'an and launched the Xuanwumen Incident, killed his brother, forced his father back, and finally became the emperor and changed the Yuan Zhenguan!
"Director Lu, let's rewrite history according to your ideas, how about it?"
Looking at the three people lined up in front of him, hearing bursts of wild laughter in his ears, Lu Hao no longer knew what expression to use to express the grief and indignation in his heart at this moment.
After being stunned for a long time, Lu Hao threw away the manuscript in his hand, coughed dryly and said, "The background script or something, it's actually useless." Well, in short, now ** and the Sui army are going to start a decisive battle here!"
"Hahaha......" The pit goods led by Zhao Yongqi suddenly burst into laughter, high-fived each other, and expressed their excitement of getting the unlucky deer again.
Gritting his teeth and watching a group of people tossing for a long time, Lu Hao said: "The task in the battlefield is very simple, you will assign your own people to fight separately and carry out it in a one-on-one form. Each person can only play once, and the winner gets one point, and the loser gets no points. In the end, the side that wins three out of five games can get an extra five points. As for the role of points, I will explain to you at the end. The generals will wear gloves and waterproof glasses, and their fingers will be covered with a special liquid, and they will only need to attack the opponent's face with their hands, leaving visible marks to achieve victory. Now, let's assign the first general to the field. ”
"It's another image-ruining duel. Deng Chao shook his head with a bitter face and said, "I think my brother Chao is such a romantic person, hey~~"
Zhao Yongqi didn't have the heart to listen to Deng Chao's nonsense at the moment, the rules determined that there were three wins in five games, so it was equivalent to saying that everyone on his side had to play, and if he wanted to win, he had to rely on his own men.
"Kwang-so, you have to score a point, you have long hands, there should be no problem. Cho Yong-gi patted Lee Kwang-so on the shoulder, with a visibly trusting smile on his face.
"Brother Xiao Qi leave it to me, maybe it's a little worse than physical strength, I'm good at this kind of battle!" Lee Kwang-so nodded without hesitation.