Chapter 1469: Uneducated Lu Hao
"Today, you will travel back to the Sui and Tang dynasties. Lu Hao held up the special amplification equipment of his aunt of the neighborhood committee, pinched the manuscript in his hand, and just said a sentence, which immediately attracted the ridicule of the members of the brotherhood.
"Tsk, this crossing is really personal!" Deng Chao shook his head and said with a smile: "I was still mixing in the Western Han Dynasty before, and I arrived in the Sui and Tang Dynasties at once." What about the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms, the Two Jin Dynasties, and the Northern and Southern Dynasties?"
"Brother Chao, you don't understand. Zhao Yongqi patted Deng Chao's shoulder and said with a smile: "Our director Lu is uneducated, and you don't know it." When I was in history class, Director Lu rushed to peek at the beautiful little sister next to him, only to hear the teacher say a sentence about the Western Han Dynasty, and when he came back to his senses, he had already said that it was the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and those in the middle were naturally omitted. ”
"Hahaha......" The members of the brotherhood suddenly burst into laughter, and the old face of Lu Hao, who was angry, became even darker.
Lu Hao, who gritted his teeth, stared at Zhao Yongqi and said viciously: "Stinky boy, you are quite good at making up, when I went to school, you haven't been born yet!"
"I crossed over!" Zhao Yongqi didn't even think about it, and said confidently: "Even I can travel back in the Stone Age, let alone Director Lu, when you were a child!
"Hahaha......" Cheng He and Deng Chao immediately gave a thumbs up and sent a cooperative laugh.
Lu Hao, who gritted his teeth fiercely, could only stare at Zhao Yongqi a few times, knowing that he couldn't take advantage of the flowers, so he simply decided to ignore it, picked up the manuscript and said: "The Tang Dynasty was not only a high-speed period of economic and cultural development in the Central Plains Dynasty, but also an era of great ethnic integration. At the end of the Sui Dynasty, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty was very happy, although the digging of the Grand Canal through the north-south traffic is a matter of benefiting the country and the people, but the conquest of the people seriously affected the foundation of agricultural civilization, and then the three expeditions to Goryeo were not victorious, killing and wounding millions of soldiers, so that the national strength collapsed. Tang Gaozu Li Yuan, raised the anti-flag when the world was in turmoil, and raised troops from Taiyuan to take the fertile soil of Guanzhong in one fell swoop, and began to sweep the world from then on. Gaozu's second son, Li Shimin, Yunwen Yunwu, has many generals under him. For example, Li Jing, Wei Chi Jingde, Cheng Yanjin, etc., can conquer and fight habitually, and finally pacify the world. Subsequently, Li Shimin launched the Xuanwumen Rebellion, killed his elder brother Li Jiancheng, the crown prince, and Li Yuanji, the third brother, forced Gaozu to abdicate, and finally became a generation of Ming monarchs, the heavenly khan of all countries. ”
Lu Hao swallowed his saliva and continued: "Today, you have traveled to the era of the Sui and Tang dynasties, and you will recreate the majesty of heroes from all walks of life. ** Li Shimin was the general general, and the Sui army was led by Yang Su. ”
"After a long time, you want me to do it against this demonic beast!" Deng Chao, who shook the official uniform of the Sui Dynasty, said with a bitter face: "Can you surrender?"
didn't even have the idea of giving Deng Chao a roll of the eyes, Lu Hao squinted his eyes and said, "Now, I'll announce the grouping." **, Cho Yong-ki, Cheng He, Lee Kwang-so, Cho Liying, Lee Ji-eun. The remaining eight people are all Sui soldiers. ”
"Oh, NO!" As soon as he heard the grouping, Zhao Yongqi squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, looked at Lu Hao bitterly and pleaded: "Director Lu, I was wrong, next time I won't hack you again, let's divide it again." I ask for Brother Chen, Xiaoxin, Brother Kai, Zhizhi and baby. Now how do I live in this group! A pig who thinks all day about how to save effort and how to get here. A stupid giraffe that is useless except for being tall. Bao Female Goddess who specializes in soy sauce, plus a natural little ancestor! Lu Hao, it's good, let me go!"
"Hahaha......" The laughter of the audience sounded, and Zhao Yongqi was naturally beaten by the "men" who surrounded him, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.
Looking at Zhao Yongqi's miserable appearance, Lu Hao was in a good mood, and a flower seemed to smile on his old face, and he said triumphantly: "We are grouped according to historical facts. At the beginning, the ** was a strong rebel army with a small number of people, but the army was more elite. ”
"This can be considered elite, then I want to ask, how can it be called not elite?" Zhao Yongqi, who had just gotten up from the ground, asked with wide eyes.
"Ahem...... Lu Hao, who coughed dryly, said with a smile: "At the beginning, we had a plan, you took Feifei, Zhien, and Liying to meet the Sui army......
Zhao Yongqi, who had been staring at him for a long time, bowed to Lu Hao seriously, and said solemnly: "Director Lu, your high righteousness, I am toothless and unforgettable." ”
"Hahaha......" The opening ceremony was over, and the members of the fraternity got a chance to rest and change their clothes. After all, if you wear such cumbersome clothes, you don't have to do anything.
Back in the lounge, Zhao Yongqi, who quickly took off his clothes and changed into protective clothes, sat on a chair and let the girls in the makeup team remove things like his hair bun, and soon recovered the messy hair.
It wasn't long before the members of the band of brothers and the girls who had washed away the lead entered the break room and began to discuss the tasks to be carried out for a while.
Shaking off the protective clothing on his body, Zhao Yongqi said naturally: "Let's wear this thing, it must be a confrontational or dangerous task." ”
After recording for a long time, everyone knows that putting on protective clothing also means the beginning of a relatively difficult task. It's just that I don't seem to have any plans to leave the West Lake today, so I can't guess what the mission is.
Cheng He, who was drinking an iced drink, swayed to Zhao Yongqi, who was slumped in the chair, with a smile, and said with a hippie smile: "Xiao Qi, I'm going to watch you perform today." ”
"Brother He, how about we discuss?" Zhao Yongqi turned his head and said with a serious face: "You do your best in this issue, I invite you to eat crayfish until you vomit, how about it?"
"I'm lazy, but you can still make me eat until I vomit. Cheng He blinked his eyes and said very seriously.
"You slut!" Zhao Yongqi, who gritted his teeth, couldn't help but punch Cheng He's stomach hard, and the latter fell down in response, holding his stomach and shouting.
Cheng He, who was rolling on the ground, caused everyone to laugh, and he looked at Zhao Yongqi cheaply and said, "Xiao Qi, I originally wanted to do my best, but now that I am seriously injured, I can't do my best." Remember, you want to invite me to eat crayfish until I vomit!"
"I'll make you vomit now!" Zhao Yongqi, who couldn't bear it, jumped up, rushed over and pounced on Cheng He's body, and began to start the daily version of the martial arts film again.
Everyone watched happily for a long time, and after Cheng He was also devastated by Zhao Yongqi, it was finally his turn to start the first task. And when everyone just walked out of the lounge and saw the things on the ground in the setting area, a group of people began to wail and understand why they were wearing protective clothing!