Chapter 12: Miss QQ
Therefore, I immediately refused his absurd request, "Sir, if you are really in a hurry, it is better for you to get the paper yourself." After speaking, I also specially added: "Don't worry, I'm looking at my phone, I'm not interested in your buttocks, as long as you are honest and three steps away from me, I will never shout indecent manners." ”
The muffled voice of the man squatting in the pit was heard: "I don't ...... now It's so convenient. ”
I was aggressive: "Do I think I'd be convenient now? Why should I do this for you, there has to be a reasonable reason, right? If you're a gentleman." "However, a wealthy generation like you, who drives a limited-edition luxury car, will not have a squatting thatched house..... bar. ”
"Your surname ....., how do you know I drive a limited edition car?" His voice floated in, and I could fill his teeth and try to breathe well.
"Call me QQ. ”
"QQ?" he hesitated, "What a special name, Miss QQ, my identity is quite special, I'm afraid it's not good to say it, by the way, you haven't answered my question yet." ”
"Pit master, rich man, of course I know. But if you have money, you are really willful, so willful that you let others regress for you. If I had a choice, I wouldn't want to meet you here in such a strange way, and I could even take care of what you've been planning for a long time? ”
"You...... I have money. "I heard him grinding his back teeth.
"Although you are rich, you can't be so selfish, who doesn't have three urgency?" I interrupted him mercilessly, "For a man like you who is spoiled by money, you don't know what fairness is and what freedom is, and the world will not do exactly according to the rules of the game you set, such as in this case." ”
He actually squatted in a pit and could drag seven and eight like this.
I quickly sorted out my problem and flushed the toilet with a bang.
I'm in such a good mood at this time that you are like this lala toilet water, and return to him the battle he lost that day like autumn water sweeping away the leaves.
I washed the water and was about to leave, but I wanted to see how long it would take for him to fill the bottom.
Sure enough, "Where are you going?" he said, with a hint of impatience in his voice.
I covered my mouth and wanted to laugh, "Don't worry, I won't run out screaming and calling someone to save you, I don't want to make headlines for this." ”
"What about you?"
"Don't you want paper? I'll ask the waiter to bring toilet paper to your uncle. ”
"Don't, Miss QQ, wait a minute!"
I stopped, narrowed my eyes, and yelled, "You're not going to just open the door and be honest with me, are you?
The squatting man floated over again and said word by word: "And Miss Lao QQ personally brought it to me." ”
I smiled and laughed twice, meaningfully, and asked, "Pit master, you have to say to me: the crash was my fault, and I said it three times in a row." ”
I could already make up for his embarrassed expression at this time, and I could even imagine his pale face at this moment tugging at his belt with hatred, and his knuckles were white.
"You...... Are you the QQ-Miss who hit my car last time?"
I didn't say it explicitly, and I didn't regress, but I sneered: "Do you say it? Countdown to the beginning, ten, nine, eight, seven...... Three ......"
"I hit your car by mistake that day, I am fully responsible for the loss of your car, if it is convenient for you, please move to a 4S shop to repair, just go directly, I will notify the manager to wait for you, and then go to the seafood restaurant to treat you after repairing the car." ”
"What else?" I listened happily, although I am not a rich slave, QQ cars are earned by me and eating soil. God has cause and effect, we have education, who let him go that way when I am unhappy? Not to mention that he is a capitalist of all evils.
"And, En, there's also, QQ sister paper is very beautiful, everyone's girlfriends, Xiaojia Jasper, the you abandoned has eyes and doesn't know the true face of Taishan, if I meet it, I will get your hands up and down. And there is also the fact that who can marry you, it is really three lives and three blessings. ”
I'm glad to hear it. Even though it was a scene of my threats and temptations, I was happy to laugh.
Forget it, I, Zhou Zhimei, won't fall into the well, so I pulled out five paper towels and handed them in through the crack in the door.
"Miss QQ, what's your name?" he eagerly stopped me again, "Wait a minute, wait for me to come out, I want to ask a few things." ”
I leaned against the door and said with a smile: "No, don't worry, today's incident didn't happen at all, and the news of sharing a toilet with you is not something to brag about." I suggest you slip away as soon as possible when there is no one here, get caught by others, and don't blame others for shouting 'perverted'"
"Wait a minute. "The squatting man has a kind of angry and depraved snort.
Where would I stay and listen to the sound of the rich second generation wiping and flushing the toilet, this is inherently weird and absurd. I closed the door and ran away.