I happened to wash my hands, and I saw a man talking on the phone and asking the waiter next to him, "How do I go to the bathroom?"

The waiter stretched out his hand and pointed to the southeast side: "Go straight and turn left." ”

The man walked calmly to the door, and his figure flashed away, but I always felt as if I had seen it, and I always had a bad feeling that he must be my former enemy, who is it?

As I walked, I was thinking about how to find an excuse to end this blind date at the middle point, and the proper Zhou Wei was in the soup like this, so annoying.

When I entered the bathroom, I took a look, and the shop was weird: the men's toilet was painted pink, and the women's toilet was painted blue, which almost made me walk out.

Closing the door and sitting on the toilet, I closed my eyes and thought about the reason for retreating, Zhou Wei is the death day of the leftover women, either on a blind date, or on the blind date, sooner or later I will be photographed to death on the blind date road.

"Ahem......" a low cough came from the next room, followed by "that...... Anyone?"

"Ahh

This is a women's bathroom, how can there be a man's voice?

"Well, that ......" The man next door seemed to have heard the voice, and there was a kind of arrogance in his voice, "Miss, I need you to do me a favor now, it's more urgent......"

I felt more and more that this voice seemed to be heard somewhere, but I couldn't recall it, and I always felt that this voice was not the person I liked, "Even if you are Hu Ge and Huo Jianhua, it doesn't work, this is the women's toilet!"

"You ......" the brother next door choked on his saliva, his voice still showing incomprehensible arrogance, a little strong, "now is not the time to joke. I need you to help me......"

I interrupted his arrogant voice again, "Caught in the door?"

"I didn't run here on purpose. The man's voice popped out between his teeth, "Don't mess around...... Someone pointed out the wrong way,, the women's toilets were all painted blue, and the men's toilets were painted pink. ”

I finally understood why the voice and body were so hateful. The lord of the squatting pit next door, if he didn't guess wrong, was the only Lamborghini male protagonist in heaven and earth who could boast more than me!

Really, the road is narrow, the narrow road meets, I win my territory, I really want to look up to the sky and laugh.

I couldn't hold back my laughter.

Oh yes!

It's not news that the man who drove the limited-edition Ran/Bogghini was not news, but going to the women's toilet with the limited-edition Ran/Boghini was the headline of the day, and when I thought of this, I started to laugh from my heart, and the laugh lines went from my heart to the corners of my mouth.

Although "driving a Lamborghini accidentally broke into the women's toilet, causing a large rollover scene." "This kind of unruly headline party news is a bit of an entertaining thing if it is put into a Douyin video in the field of comedy, or I wonder if I should take a few photos casually, and if he pesters me again, I will threaten him to leak it out and become a second 'nude photos'."

When I wasn't thinking about how to save the face I lost last time, the pit owner next door said in a deep voice: "Can you help...... Is it?" I can imagine him rubbing his brow and struggling to speak.

I stifled a smile and asked, "It depends on your affairs, for example, it is not okay to invite you to dinner, it is not okay to borrow money from me, and it is not okay to pursue me in vain." ”

"Toilet paper, I need toilet paper. ”

I slowly turned my gaze to the empty toilet paper tube, then at the only three tissues I had left in my hand, and without hesitation, I refused: "Exactly, no." ”

"What, what?" the pit master next door stammered, "how can you be without paper?"

I asked, "Don't you have a cell phone, ask your friend to send it." ”

"It's on the table. The sound of the pit owner next door gritting his teeth.

There was an awkward feeling in the star-rated bathroom, and I hardly knew whether to sympathize or gloat.

"Sir, if you are in a hurry," I replied viciously, trying to find a gap to strike him, "there is a towel wipe at the sink outside, and a dryer, which is not so soft, but it can be saved, and for the dryer, you wash your ...... first Ahem, bake again, that's excellent too. ”

"Great. The pit master next door was obviously relieved, and his tone was slightly relaxed: "Go and get me four." ”

I lowered my voice and scolded, "Your mother is a shit." ”

Cut, it's hard to drive a Lamborghini, this kind of arrogant man is one of the most annoying people in my Zhou Zhimei, since the last crash, I was ridiculed by him at the time, and in my rare history of excellence, I have never been ridiculed and teased like this. I wanted to put my hand in his eyes, he was a demon.

Today, I will set up a stage for him to sing in the women's bathroom, and perform a full martial arts, so that people can see his respectful buttocks.