Jiang Tao's team is on the first floor. Generally speaking, the first floor is often more dangerous, because after the inspectors come, of course, they start from the first floor. But fortunately, their handover room is at the very back of the corridor. When napping, the whole class is gathered in the shift room. Only one person is left standing guard in front of the door, and it is rotated every hour.

At the same time, turn off all the lights in the hallway, leaving only one light at the entrance. As long as the inspector pulls the gate, it will alarm the "sentinel" lurking in the shadows. The inspectors are in the light, the sentries are in the dark, and the long corridor plays a buffering role, so that the sentries can notify the workers in time.

As a result, once the inspection personnel arrived, the workers who were originally staggering, like well-trained soldiers, fluttered and all got up. Big cotton jackets, cotton door curtains or something, what should be hidden, what should be collected. The chairs arranged together, if it is time to return to a normal state, quickly return to the normal state. In just a few seconds, everything was in order. At this speed, they are almost catching up with the special forces.

So, of course, the inspectors found nothing.

Of course, not all workshops have such conditions, but they have done even better, sending sentry personnel to the road and standing at the crossroads. As soon as the inspectors appeared, the sentries immediately called the police. Sometimes, alarm information can be quickly transmitted throughout the plant in a short period of time.

Of course, there is also a slight concern about what happens if the sentinel falls asleep on his own? Among the workers, there are also their own rules, that is, if the sentry personnel are derelict in their duties, everyone is evaluated. Then I'm sorry, all the losses of everyone are borne by the sentry alone. Therefore, the sentinels are generally dutiful, and do not dare to slack off, and their eyes are as wide as owls, and they are more dedicated than they are to their own work.

So, what about the solitary one? Then don't worry, the chicks don't pee, each has its own way. Jiang Tao has a worker named Hu Er, who is a single person. There is only one door in his workplace, and the inspectors can enter by pushing the door. But Hu Er deliberately broke the door with a hinge, causing the door to hang down and crumble. So, when you push the door again, it's very laborious, you need to lift the door first, and then push it. And as soon as the door was pushed, it creaked. The maintenance crew tried to fix the door several times, but he blasted it away. "Go, go, go cool. Don't touch anyone, that's all, it's good. ”

Yes, it's good. Whenever he was napping, the inspectors hadn't even come in, and the creaking gate had already woken him up.

When it comes to Chagang, there is one type of work that is very enviable, and that is the sky crane worker. The so-called sky crane is the kind of gantry crane that travels on the overhead track. And the day hanger sleeps, and will never be caught. Because they're in mid-air. If the people below want to go up, they must use the escalator next to the tracks. When the crane worker sleeps, he only needs to stagger the escalator by stopping the crane. In this way, the people below can only sigh with admiration. With this unique advantage, the crane worker can sit back and relax.

But the one who really has peace of mind has to say Jiang Tao. Because he is different from anyone else, he has never taken the inspection post seriously, he can sleep whenever he wants, and he never needs anyone to stand guard for him. And he slept peacefully, and the incense was the same as on his own kang. Therefore, everyone who saw his sleeping appearance as if no one else was around couldn't help but sweat for him, feeling that this guy was simply lacking in heart and eyes, and had no heart and lungs.

In fact, he has the bottom in his heart. He felt that he had a talisman. Because every time the inspector appeared, he woke up as soon as possible, and he guaranteed that he would not be delayed. He couldn't say what was going on himself, probably the sixth sense. And tried and tested. It's like someone reminded him in the dark.

He was also inconvenient to explain this to his co-workers. Because who would believe his nonsense? What sixth sense?

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It is said that one night in summer, because of the fierce competition in the market, the company's efficiency is not good, and there is no work to do. Jiang Tao was really bored, so he went to other workshops and listened to those employees talking about the mountains. However, after listening to the gossip news for a while, he was a little interested, because the quality of these people was too low, pure nonsense, hearsay, and none of them could show a high level. The more he listened, the more bored he became, so he got up and left.

The weather was fine, with a light breeze, a sky full of stars, and a bright moon hanging high.

Jiang Tao suddenly became confused, alas, could it be that he has been here all his life?

On the surface, he doesn't say much, but in his bones, he has a restless heart, unwilling to be lonely, and always feels that he should do something, and he can't live in a daze.

Moreover, he also has a strange feeling that he always feels that he is different from the people around him in some way. This difference is not physiological, but psychological. It's not that he's arrogant and looks down on the people around him. But he can't say why, he always has a feeling of being out of tune with the people around him. As a result, he did not have a friend to whom he could make friends, and he often seemed lonely and helpless.

Thinking about walking, he went back to the window of the workshop. The windows are open, and if you take the gate, there are still dozens of meters away. He didn't bother to go any further. So, holding on to the windowsill with both hands, he swished, and jumped in as agile as a tanuki.

He was young, agile, and light enough to make no sound.

It was a suite, and he was in the back room. There were no lights on in the room, and there was a row of meters against the wall, the lights flashing so flickering that the outline of the surroundings could barely be discerned.

He looked around and suddenly saw a strange creature lying on the doorframe of the outhouse, with a fluffy, surprisingly large head. Further down, there is Bai Huahua's body and four legs. And at the foot of this monster was a black mass.

Strange, what kind of monster is this?

He was in a daze, and in an instant, the four legs suddenly parted. It turned out that there were two people, and a man and a woman. The big fluffy head turned out to be the result of two heads being superimposed. And the woman in one of them still has fluffy curly hair, so she looks surprisingly big. And the black mass on the ground was the pants of two people who had faded off......

Only then did Jiang Tao see that it was the duty director and a female worker.

Jiang Tao really admires them, they can be simple because of their ugliness, leaning on the door frame, and they can also complete the things they do in bed.

And Jiang Tao at this moment, he is not leaving, nor is he staying, which is very embarrassing. On the contrary, it was the duty director who opened his mouth first: "Ahem, hey...... Jiang Tao, what are you kid doing? Leave the door and don't leave, jump out of the window? This is a violation of discipline, do you know it? Assess you. ”

When Jiang Tao heard this, he was angry and didn't fight anywhere. Oh, the wicked sue first, and you have to bite back, right?" He laughed angrily, "Director, what rules and regulations did I violate?"

"You...... You have influenced the image of the employees of the business. ”

"Oh, yes? So director, look at yourself, what kind of image do you have now? Or, I'll bring everyone to judge and judge?

"You ......" The duty director couldn't help but get angry, clenched his fist, but then let go again.

Jiang Tao sneered: "Forget it, just hurry up and put on your pants and don't admit it." Compared with your wind, flow, rhyme, and events, I jumped out of the window, is it a big fart? Is it worth mentioning?"

The duty director was completely out of power by him, and his face became the color of pig liver.

Jiang Tao generously passed between the two of them and walked away. And disdainfully dropped a sentence: "Sorry, excuse me." I didn't see anything. ”

Seeing Jiang Tao walking away, the duty director scolded and said, "Damn, this kid owes clean up." Ride a donkey and read a record book, and we'll see. ”

The frightened female worker punched him angrily, "Forget it, let's settle the matter." ”

Jiang Tao gradually discovered that this kind of thing is not an isolated case. There are really a lot of female workers in the unit, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps, and they all have an ambiguous relationship with people of all sizes who can be called "leaders". Because everyone knows that as long as there is a "leader" as a "protection, protection, and umbrella", the future work will be much more comfortable, and the probability of being assessed will be greatly reduced.

Although many leaders themselves are not clean, they always like to put on a stinky display of sanctimony before and after, and they look like they are arrogant and high-spirited. And what Jiang Tao is most unaccustomed to is the condescending leader of the leader, at the small meeting of the conference, he taught the employees like a lesson to the third grandson: "Hey, do you know what's the most smelly now? In our big country, there is a shortage of everything, but there is no shortage of people. Since everyone comes to work to earn these two money, then give me a good job, don't always think that I am not ambiguous. If you don't have that ability, give me honest and obedient advice, don't be dissatisfied with one bottle, and go shopping with half a bottle. ”

Jiang Tao stared at the leaders on the stage, and two cold glints shot out of his eyes. The heart said, it is really unashamed, condescending, and exaggerated. Isn't it true that people are the most smelly now, especially leading cadres who can only talk about rhetoric and are sanctimonious.

And the leader was giving a lecture on the stage, and suddenly he felt a chill all over his body, as if there was a cold light full of hostility, locking himself.

The leader was stunned, and was about to look for the source of the gaze, but the glass in front of him suddenly burst with a "bang". The water splashed everywhere, making the leader look all over. The leader ducked back in embarrassment, knocked over the chair, and almost fell.

Seeing this, Jiang Tao couldn't help but stagnate. The heart said, "What's the matter, is this my own masterpiece?" Otherwise, how could the glass suddenly burst......? Where did you get such a skill? This is a special function.

And those duty directors, almost all of them are old and rough people who have been promoted from among the workers, and these people are even worse when they speak, full of rough words, and they open their mouths to scold: "Do you all want to fucking do it? If you don't want to do it, you all fucking fuck off." ”