Chapter 110: A Cannon in the Head (4)
It's definitely sick without a doubt!
Luo Xiaotian must have some psychological problem, and then just like those addicts, he is attached to all kinds of poisons, and Luo Xiaotian is out of control obsessed with the feeling after suicide and resurrection.
- However, Miss Buchuan felt that those were actually Luo Xiaotian's illusions.
No matter who sleeps comfortably and wakes up naturally without being disturbed, they are definitely in good spirits and even feel energetic when they walk! Luo Xiaotian just regards this kind of self-perceived "pleasure" as an "entertainment project" in a long and boring life, plus there is a psychological burden of the system without death, so he is happy to pursue all kinds of deaths.
Thinking that maybe she would become like Luo Xiaotian in the future, Miss Buchuan felt a creep, as if her stomach was about to become nauseous. !
- She doesn't want to chase the thrill of suicide all day long!
So it must be suppressed, Miss Buchuan immediately decided that Luo Xiaotian's vices must not be imitated, and there is a deep hatred!
#抵制洛货, start by killing Luo Xiaotian#
When Miss Buchuan was vowing to "boycott Luo goods", Luo Xiaotian was still complacent and talking nonsense: "Oh! There are so many death experts in the world, so I have to redouble my efforts!" "No, no, no, don't work harder in this regard! The people will be very distressed!" You can't die if you don't have it, and if you have more, you will have side effects, so people don't want to die~"
Miss Buchuan didn't want to hear it, and the corners of her mouth twitched and asked, "What are the side effects?"
It's not that Miss Buchuan is interested in "suicide by poisoning", she just wants to know the general content and pave the way for the possibility of poisoning Luo Xiaotian in the future.
"Oh oh oh!"
And seeing that Miss Buchuan actually took the initiative to ask herself, Luo Xiaotian obviously became more excited: "The side effects are very bad~ that is, the body will begin to have extreme convulsions, and then spasms, vomiting, visual loss, and other situations will appear, and they will even talk nonsense~ It's super embarrassing!"
Hehe, that sounds pretty good. If you really can't stand Luo Xiaotian in the future, you will poison her every day until she is overwhelmed and runs away from home.
――Miss Buchuan silently made this vicious decision in her heart with a flat face.
#感觉洛小倾反而还会很高兴呢#
"After all, this way of dying is still painful~ So in order to pursue a more comfortable way to die, I chose to use sleeping pills to kill myself...... Most people think that sleeping pills are just falling asleep and dying, without any pain. However, in fact, taking sleeping pills is the most painful!" Luo Xiaotian also showed a rather exaggerated expression, as if he was disgusted with "rumors are not credible", "I felt in a state of semi-sleep after taking sleeping pills, and then it didn't take long for the medicine to stimulate my stomach......! However, my nerves were paralyzed by the drug, so I couldn't move a few times. The mouth could not be opened, and then the vomit liquid went directly into the lungs and nasal cavity......"
Saying that, Luo Xiaotian also wiped his face silently, looking unbearable to look back on the past, it was simply a handful of bitter tears.
――And Miss Ayukawa feels disgusted when she listens to it, and she has a very strong sense of the picture.
#熊孩子千万不要模仿#
"After all, it has entered the lungs and nasal cavity, which makes me feel super difficult to breathe, and I feel painful to death every time I breathe! So I'm going to suffer for fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes! I guess this is what I call 'fifteen minutes that can be saved,' right?"
Miss Buchuan raised her eyebrows, and instantly felt that this murder method was not bad, as if it made Luo Xiaotian feel more painful than the previous poisoning.
So, Miss Buchuan, are you going to head in the direction of Shake S?
"I also tried to 'jump off the building'~ Of course, in order not to cause panic, I chose to be on an abandoned building with no one in the middle of the night!" Miss Buchuan felt more and more that Luo Xiaotian was planning to be a "suicide mentor" to educate others on how to commit suicide, right......? Anyway, it's almost the same as committing suicide several times, because I didn't hit my head, so even if my internal organs were punched because of the impact, I still have to endure the pain for several minutes~"
Miss Buchuan knew that Luo Xiaotian had told so many glorious histories of suicide, and it was estimated that Miss Buchuan also experienced the beauty of suicide. Then the two agreed to commit suicide together.
#那画面好美真的好想看#
-- So that's not called suicide but "martyrdom", right? Luo Xiaotian really played a good chess hand!
"Then I chose a higher floor, about thirty floors or so~ and then I didn't expect to die directly before I hit the ground - because my heart couldn't bear it!hahaha~ That feels good! So this is actually one of my favorite ways to die~"
However, Luo Xiaotian's conspiracy will not succeed, because Miss Buchuan can't understand how good Luo Xiaotian said "It feels good" above.
If you have time to commit suicide by jumping off a building, it is better to rob the gangsters to earn more food expenses!
"Of course, I will definitely not let go of the 'self-killing' method in the TV series!But that's really a technical job~" probably thought of the feeling at the time. Luo Xiaotian couldn't help but rub his neck, "TV dramas are all lies! How can that kind of sword cut the muscles of your neck? This 'technical work' requires the use of a knife, accurately inserting it into it, and then sawing it slowly horizontally...... Oh oh oh, that's right, you have to remember that the point of self-slaughter is that you have to cut the arteries and veins at the same time!"
Therefore, Miss Buchuan doesn't want to remember this knowledge that is completely useless! She is not the Xiang Yu who refuses to cross the Jiangdong. Why do you have to kill yourself!
Miss Buchuan was completely laughed and cried by Luo Xiaotian.
"Novices make that kind of mistake, so the process of suicide is usually very painful!Because I only cut one at the beginning, and then I didn't expect to be tortured for almost half an hour~ It's too long, and then I died several times before I gradually mastered the trick of self-killing~ Chuanchuan, you must be okay if you take your time"
"That's why do I have to master this trick!!"
It's really not good, Luo Xiaotian's words really have too many slots, Miss Buchuan has no way not to vomit! Don't stop her, she has to vomit comfortably in one breath!
"And I don't want to kill myself! It's useless for you to tell me this!
#全民自杀指日可待# (To be continued.) )
PS: _(:з"∠)_Ibid.~