Chapter 111: A Cannon in the Head (5)
Miss Ayukawa is so fierce QAQ!
- Luo Xiaotian's whole body is full of muttering, she wastes so much saliva and says what the hell is going on with so much spending! Isn't it just for the beautiful scene where the two of them can meet to commit suicide in the future!
"It's useless to look at me like that. ”
Feeling that Luo Xiaotian's pitiful gaze had been swirling around her, as if she was silently accusing something, Miss Buchuan couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth, and then stared at Luo Xiaotian with dead fish eyes and said coldly: "If you look at me again, I'll gouge out your eyes." ”
#旺仔牛奶表示对此事负责#
"Will it die?" Hearing the three words "gouging out your eyes" that touched the nerves, Luo Xiaotian immediately jumped up and came to Miss Buchuan without fear at all.
"Promise not to die. Looking at the pair of sparkling dark red eyes full of anticipation in front of her, Miss Buchuan sneered in her heart and the doctor, so she immediately raised a smile gently, and said softly to Luo Xiaotian like a spring breeze, "Don't worry, my skills are very good, I guarantee that you are better off than dead - you can't survive or die, okay?" It's just a pair of small eyes, the human body is not so fragile, do you think those who lose their eyes the day after tomorrow will not live well? Because she has a lot of experience in killing, Miss Ayukawa's skills are indeed very guaranteed!
The reason why Miss Buchuan would say such a terrifying thing is because Miss Buchuan knows that the system will never go out until the host dies completely.
- Luo Xiaotian pursues the ultimate death, not painful torture, right?
Sure enough, after listening to it, Luo Xiaotian immediately shivered as if he had made up that terrible scene in his brain in an instant, Luo Xiaotian straightened his body in an instant, and then respectfully sat down with Miss Buchuan, and sincerely apologized: "I'm so sorry! Please forgive the little one!"
Well, the way to treat Luo Xiaotian has been found, and there is no need to make so much effort to murder Luo Xiaotian, but it still makes Luo Xiaotian satisfied.
- Ale, Miss Ayukawa, why is your smile getting more and more terrifying?
#嘘. Miss Buchuan, this is to find the meaning of life#
- Is it really good that the meaning of life is to abuse others? Is this still the existence of the "protagonist" who should be full of a sense of justice? This is the living Great Demon King in the world!
Probably Luo Xiaotian also knew what Miss Buchuan was planning, so suddenly her whole face became bitter, like an eggplant that had been beaten by frost...... However, if Miss Buchuan is angry and angry, she accidentally misses and uses too much force. And then there is also the possibility of killing her all at once, right? After thinking about it like this, Luo Xiaotian's cloudy mood suddenly became clear again-anyway, as long as Luo Xiaotian continues to die well, a better future is in front of him (and not)!
So Miss Buchuan immediately shivered.
Although I always felt a little ill-intentioned when I looked at Luo Xiaotian's stupid face that smiled again, Bu Chuanxiao didn't know Luo Xiaotian's careful thoughts after all.
"Although Kawakawa said so...... But I still haven't said a lot of ways to die!" changed back to a normal sitting position from the earthen seat, and Luo Xiaotian, who was sitting on the ground, raised his head. Looking at Miss Buchuan, who was sitting on the bed and staring at him coldly, he said quite openly, "It's rare that I found someone who can casually discuss how to die~"
- Who is talking to you about how to die! You are the only one there talking to yourself!
Miss Buchuan rolled her eyes directly.
Although she wanted Luo Xiaotian to get out of the way and stop talking about those stupid and useless ways to die, Miss Buchuan was worried that if Luo Xiaotian, a guy with a mouth full of chatter, forced her to shut up and not speak, she couldn't hold it back, and then came over in the middle of the night to harass herself and let herself not sleep, what should she do?
- Don't think it's impossible, you must know that Luo Xiaotian is a little expert in death! There is nothing in this world that she can't do!
Worriedly thinking about her own poor sleep quality, Miss Buchuan had no choice but to say, "Then I'll listen to how many stupid ways you have to die." ”
#@蠢蠢的死法#
- Is it really okay to force the placement of ads like this?!
"Ah! Great! Chuan Chuan is really the best~" Luo Xiaotian's eyes, which Miss Buchuan agreed to continue talking a few times, suddenly lit up, and he was almost about to fall directly on Miss Buchuan in surprise and rub it a few times to express his excitement, but when he was glared at by Miss Buchuan's fierce eyes, Luo Xiaotian habitually coaxed down again. The body that pounced halfway also stopped, and without Miss Buchuan saying more, Luo Xiaotian obediently sat back in his place on the ground, and then honestly didn't dare to act rashly.
"Well~ Since this is District 11, then I'll talk about the suicide of 'seppuku'!"
In order to take the opportunity to make Miss Buchuan also like suicide, Luo Xiaotian really worked hard, and even took great pains to find a suicide that was in line with the local situation.
- But it's useless, Miss Ayukawa is the kind of person who is easily instigated?
"But, when I watched the anti-Japanese drama, I felt that seppuku was as simple as inserting a knife into my stomach, but it was very difficult to actually operate! Because the first time I tried this method of death, my knife had just been inserted into my stomach and I hadn't scratched it a few times. It immediately hurt so much that my hands couldn't move!Fortunately, I have committed suicide so many times, so I can bear this pain~" Saying that, Luo Xiaotian nodded very complacently, and really didn't know what the hell she was proud of.
"But the most annoying one. After the knife was inserted into my stomach and a cut was made, the intestines and stuff flowed straight out of my wound!"
Looking at Luo Xiaotian's very exaggerated gesture with her hand, Miss Buchuan couldn't help but hold her forehead.
- I only hope that Luo Xiaotian will not say it so vividly...... Miss Buchuan is hungry now, but she doesn't want to imagine bloody intestines when she is hungry!
"No wonder I used to hear others say that the intestines are the longest organs in the human body, really super many and long, and the intestines that flow out feel like they can hold a whole bucket! After slowly cutting off all the intestines, I slowly felt sleepy......"
- You're bored to cut your own intestines and play!
Miss Buchuan is simply drunk! The cannon in Luo Xiaotian's head is really too big! How can any normal person cut his intestines to play because he is too bored to die! What a big groove, Miss Buchuan really wants to let Luo Xiaotian directly perform live and cut intestines to play with her!
However, the thought that the floor of his house would be dirty, so this crazy idea naturally came to an end.
- Eh, so Miss Buchuan, did you really want Luo Xiaotian to do this? (To be continued.) )