Chapter 112: A Cannon in the Head (6)
After saying this way of death, Luo Xiaotian also glanced at Miss Buchuan cautiously.
Finding that although Miss Buchuan had a cold face (complaining in her heart), she didn't mean to stop herself from talking, Luo Xiaotian confirmed that she really wanted to let herself talk at one time!
So Luo Xiaotian spoke more freely next.
"I feel like a very interesting suicide, that is, the time I tried to 'lie on the rails'~ But this way of death has to find the right position......" Referring to this, Luo Xiaotian rubbed his forehead with a little headache, obviously Miss Buchuan was the most headache as an observer, "I have to put my head on the sleeper! I didn't know it when I was lying on the track for the first time, the pillow was placed outside the sleeper, so when the train rumbled over...... My body is broken, but my head is still clear!"
Wow...... Sounds so painful.
Miss Buchuan, who had a cold face, couldn't help but shake her body slightly, feeling that the picture was very strong, and she could almost imagine it.
It's just a pity that Luo Xiaotian didn't notice Miss Buchuan's slight movement-otherwise she would have been happy for a long time, Luo Xiaotian just wanted to cry and continued without tears: "Then my body is broken, of course I can't crawl away! I can only see my separated lower body in vain...... Oh, seriously, it's a very bloody scene! The intestines are flowing all over the floor, and there are blood clots, and the bones and scum of the white flowers are all there!"
As he spoke, Luo Xiaotian smacked his mouth somehow, shrugged his shoulders very regrettably, and said, "Oops~ It would be nice if you could see Chuanchuan~"
And of course, Miss Buchuan almost choked half to death.
"Why do I have to see it?" Finally, Miss Bukawa, whose eyes twitched, did not let her emotions be too obvious when she spoke.
Although he decided not to interject when Luo Xiaotian showed off his (?) death, he really had to complain about this sentence, but Miss Buchuan soon regretted that she was talking too much-because after Miss Buchuan said this, Luo Xiaotian directly blinked his eyes and said it as a matter of course.
"Because in this way, you will definitely not want to eat again for ten days and half a month! I can save you so much money for food, look how good I am to you~"
Hehe, thank you so much for your kindness!
#感动步川小姐十大人物之首#
- Well, Miss Buchuan was so moved that she almost didn't beat Luo Xiaotian directly.
It's just a pity that Luo Xiaotian's face is too thick-skinned, and it is clear that Miss Buchuan's face is dark, but she still doesn't have the slightest self-awareness, but she still sighs to herself, "I'm really a good person", and then when Miss Buchuan was about to put the atrocities into action, Luo Xiaotian turned the topic back: "But the most desperate thing is - even if it's like this, it still doesn't die more simply, so I can only wait for the next train to come with tears in my eyes~." But fortunately, the high-speed rail was chosen at that time, so the next train will come soon~"
So if it's a train, if you're unlucky, you'll have to sleep for a day and a night before you die.
Miss Buchuan was poked with a weird laugh by Luo Xiaotian's words for some reason, and she was in a much better mood for a while, but Miss Buchuan was not joking when she said it just now.
The people who carry the system are very strong, and this is what Miss Bukawa has learned - because she is like that.
In context, Luo Xiaotian probably said a total of almost eight ways to die...... And when it came to this, Luo Xiaotian felt that she had almost finished speaking, but there was still an unfinished expression on her face, as if she was thinking that she still had some way to die.
#怎么没有淹死呢#
――Hehe, I know you want to brush the meme of "drowning in water and being overwhelmed"!!
"Enough?"
Seeing that Luo Xiaotian finally stopped talking and rubbed his poor ears that had been destroyed for so long, Miss Buchuan raised her eyebrows and smiled at Luo Xiaotian, and Luo Xiaotian also responded with a hippie smile after thinking about it for a while: "Well! not for the time being~"
Hehe, it's temporary! If you think of Miss Buchuan in the future, you won't be able to keep talking!
"Tsk, you're really a madman. ”
Thinking that the deaths that Luo Xiaotian said just now were still fresh in her memory, Miss Buchuan couldn't help but count down Luo Xiaotian again.
However, Luo Xiaotian was completely indifferent, as if he still felt that this sentence was a great exaggeration to himself and "giggled", this heartless appearance made Miss Buchuan not know what to say Luo Xiaotian...... What's the use of complaining about her complaining that she doesn't value her life so much, and always commits suicide and kills herself? What is the use of this kind of complaining -- it is precisely because there is a "immortality" that relies on the system to bring to the host and a host that can also resurrect and die, so for Luo Xiaotian, "life" is still the most worthless thing!
- Well, even though life is cheap for Miss Ayukawa as well, whether it's her own or someone else's.
However, Miss Buchuan and Luo Xiaotian are still fundamentally different.
Luo Xiaotian's mind may have become abnormal for various reasons, in addition to instinctively pursuing "gratitude", Luo Xiaotian's attitude towards life has completely become self-defeating, and even takes the cruel method of suicide as a kind of fun to take pleasure.
And Miss Bukawa will never be able to end herself.
Although in the three years of the previous black history, Miss Buchuan's mental state could not be called "healthy", but it was not as curious as Luo Xiaotian at this time, and then after dying and resurrecting once, she found out that the system resurrected the host and even had to add debts (a large amount), Miss Buchuan decided very sadly not to try to commit suicide again - well, although it was just "trying to try" at that time...... But in fact, Miss Bukawa is now in a very good mental state (except for the perverted pursuit of money), and she has naturally been reborn, seeing her former self as "black history".
So Miss Buchuan knows that she and Luo Xiaotian are not the same kind of person, she is very active in repaying her debts, while Luo Xiaotian is only passively repaying her debts and always not doing her job.
#请原谅洛小倾用这种方式不务正业#
- The holy maiden cried and fell to the toilet.
"Well~ What's wrong with the madman? Anyway, how can anyone in this world not have one or two mental illnesses now? I'm okay like this~" Under Miss Buchuan's disgusted eyes, Luo Xiaotian still smiled facelessly, but what she said was right, after all, her suicide did not cause trouble to the people around her.
Well, well, maybe it will cause trouble for Miss Ayukawa's peaceful life after that. (To be continued.) )