In November 1967, despite Hong Yanwu's reluctance, he was unable to twist many "thighs" from his family and neighbors, and was finally forced to report to Banbuqiao Primary School under their strict supervision. Since then, he and Chen Liquan have officially become a first-grade primary school student.www.biquge.info

But it's a pity that these two good friends couldn't get a "platoon". Hong Yanwu was assigned to the "first and second rows", and Chen Liquan was assigned to the "first and third rows". And for this matter, Chen Liquan couldn't help but feel a little lost.

However, Hong Yanwu didn't have any thoughts about this at all. Because at that time, he was worried and concentrated on guarding against what he thought was the most dangerous thing - the teacher. lest one of them be careless, and this legendary monster will suddenly burst out of the horns with its teeth and claws and bite him.

Needless to say, it didn't take long for Hong Yanwu's trembling to prove to be superfluous. Because he soon met his homeroom teacher, and all the rumors about how vicious the teacher was, were shattered.

It was a very young female teacher, probably not long after graduating from the normal school, with long braids, delicate facial features, and a very delicate appearance. Not only is there no sharp teeth and no sign of biting, but even the speech is gentle and soft. In Hong Yanwu's opinion, she is simply the same thing as a chicken, a duck and a rabbit, without a threat.

But on the contrary, Hong Yanwu, a bad boy, is very bullying himself, and he also knows how to bully the soft and fear the hard. When he saw that the teacher was like this, and when he figured out what was going on in the school, he was like a fish in water, and his heart was full of joy. Not even a little bit of effort was not willing to delay, he immediately germinated in a solid state, and pondered how to make a mistake on the spot.

As a result, in the first class of school, he gave full play to the ability of "looking for soft persimmons to pinch", and used strange questions, but first gave this beautiful and amiable head teacher a disadvantage.

"Teacher, why do soap bubbles burst as soon as they are blown?"

"Teacher, why is sugar sweet, salt salty, and medicine bitter?"

"Teacher, female cats, she-wolves, and female leopards all have beards, why don't you women grow beards?"

"Teacher, why is that fly lying on top of another fly? What do you think they're doing?"

Facing Hong Yanwu, who had a hippie smile and a bad water, the head teacher was dumbfounded. In the end, I could only find an excuse to change the topic, so as to avoid the embarrassment of being surrounded by this "100,000 whys".

However, when the head teacher felt a headache for Hong Yanwu, a student, for the first time, she didn't know that her troubles and nightmares had just begun......

Hong Yanwu is a child with ADHD, who is born with no love of studying, and is even more impatient to stay quiet.

Therefore, since the beginning of the school, he never paid attention to the lectures in class, and always paid attention to the clouds outside the window, the house sparrow that fluttered on the glass window, the flies that flew into the classroom by mistake, or secretly painted villains.

This kid's new textbook has been crumpled into rolls by him for only a month, and more than half of it has been folded by him, and the remaining half has become his picture book.

If you open it, not only is the blank space full of swords, guns, swords, halberds, monkeys, American devils and female spies, but even the workers, peasants, People's Liberation Army, and even working women on the drawings have grown ugly beards, put on round and black glasses, and smoked cigarettes under his costume.

In addition, even the school desk was not spared, and it was also scarred by him with a knife, including spears, broadswords, steel forks, and five-pointed stars......

To say that the head teacher is indeed a good teacher who is serious and responsible, in order for Hong Yanwu to learn some cultural knowledge, and in order for him to abide by classroom discipline, she talked to him in and out of class.

It's just that Hong Yanwu has figured out the soft temperament of this head teacher since he took the first class, and he has never been afraid of her since then. As long as she takes care of herself, he becomes more and more undisciplined in class. It even evolved to the point of talking openly, playing with things, and fighting with classmates, causing chaos and commotion. And no matter how much the head teacher shouted at him, how he glared, and how he shook the whip, he ignored her until she was so angry that she burst into tears.

Seriously, once Hong Yanwu is revealed in school, it will be even more rebellious than when he is usually at home. Maybe it was because he was frightened by those rumors before going to school, and he had accumulated pressure and resentment in his heart, so since he found out that this young female teacher couldn't control him, this kid's naughty nature began to explode, and he indulged in it out of control. And soon, he became a well-known "No. 1 troublemaker" in the whole class, the whole grade, and even the whole school.

In fact, the reason why Hong Yanwu was able to get such a big "honor" was more "thanks to" his talent for mischief that was almost like a naughty ghost.

He seems to have a natural penchant for doing bad things. He used a wooden stick to chop off the flowers in the flower pond beneath the shadow wall, imagining them as the heads of his enemies, and slashed a large area.

He also sprinkled soil in the soup pot in the teacher's cafeteria before lunch at noon, which was called "pepper noodles", but he was caught by the fat master in the canteen without paying attention.

He even secretly unplugged a fuse on the school's electrical control valve, so that the whole school couldn't ring the class bell for an afternoon, and could only rely on the janitor to shake the copper bell all over the corridor. But this time, it was completely because of a report by a "good student" that it was finally found out.

In short, his pranks are everywhere in the school, and he may come up with new ideas at any time and place, as if every day he is staging a realistic version of "Little Soldier Zhang Ga" written and directed by himself to his classmates and teachers.

However, in these aforementioned pranks, although they are out of the circle, after all, their main purpose is still a game psychology. And in addition to these, this kid has even more nonsense on weekdays, which is just a kind of purposeless and very pure "play". That's really scattered, and there are all kinds of bad tricks.

For example, for his classmates, there are enough of three kinds of regular recess pranks.

One is to put a broom or cloth on the door that is hidden, so that the students who push the door will be smashed. The other is to secretly put a popper on someone else's chair, which has the effect of bouncing the owner of the chair from the seat. Another is done when going to the toilet between classes, called "brake", that is, slapping the buttocks of a student who is peeing to "cut off the flow".

These tricks are naturally not new, but they can't stand up to the excellent practicability, and the success rate is also very high, which is a bit of a "old three" meaning. However, he never used these tricks on his teachers. Because it is obvious that these tricks must be arranged on an ad hoc basis, and in that way, there will naturally be "good students" who let the teacher know who did it. Once exposed, there is no place to settle accounts after the autumn, and it will become "stupid".

As for how to look at the teacher's liveliness, he still has special tricks, and the "creativity" is even more detrimental.