Closing the door, Chen San and Yang Chengzi were lying on their beds, and after a while, the little second brother came to put the bath water.

Stripped naked, Chen San sat comfortably in the big wooden basin.

"I said, you just talk nonsense, you are talking about something else, not to say that there are monsters in the incense courtyard that day, this is good, things have not become smaller, and you have to pretend to be a woman. ”

"Who is? There are really monsters in Tianxiangyuan, you think you said this for you, I still want to see a good show, who knows if you don't remember the sentence. ”

"I really don't remember, I still watched the play, I only remember that you dragged me downstairs, and I don't remember how I got up. ”

"I know you don't remember, who knows you don't remember anything, or I say there's a monster there, don't care if it's a demon or not, anyway, we have to go and see, you wash it quickly, and they'll be back later, are you embarrassed to have your bare ass?"

"Cut, what am I embarrassed about, I'll show them, do they dare to see it?"

Yang Chengzi closed his eyes, "I said that I should have slapped you to death with an ear scraper just now, your shameless realm is really natural, looking at the world, I'm afraid no one can match it." ”

"Thanks for the compliment, you still have to think about how to catch the demon, I feel like even if we pretend to be women, we may not be able to blend in. ”

"That's why I asked you to pretend first, you think I'm stupid. ”

"I ......"

Chen Xin and Sanyu were strolling around the street, although Chen Xin was unhappy, but thinking that Chen San didn't have time to do anything, he felt better, and he was still happy to walk around the street and buy something.

"Sister, what should we buy?"

Sanyu replied with a smile: "Of course it's a beautiful skirt, but I also have to buy some rouge, put on the skirt, and apply rouge gouache should be able to look like a woman, hahaha." ”

"Well, it's just that the two of them are a little taller, I don't know if there is such a big skirt, hmph, if there is no demon, see how I clean him up. ”

"Clean him up, my sister will help you tie him up, and his father and mother don't know him when he beat him, see if he dares to go to that kind of place. ”

"Don't you know your parents?

"Ah, you're feeling distressed before you beat him, do you like him so much?"

Chen Xin lowered her head a little shyly, "We grew up together, although he is sometimes out of tune, he is very responsible, and he should be a person who can be trusted." ”

"How did you see that he was responsible? You won't look away, will you, he may be less bold than a mouse, you don't want to see it anymore?"

"When my father passed away, there was a lack of someone to carry the coffin, he passed out for almost four days in order to carry the coffin for my father, fortunately there was an old Taoist to save him, but it was true that he carried the coffin for my father, and he knew that there was danger when he carried it, but he still carried it. ”

"This kid turned out to be timid, and he pretended to be in front of his sister. ”

"Maybe I didn't encounter anything, I decided that he was him, and I hoped to give him two children and live an ordinary life. ”

"Hey, I am so envious when I hear it, I also want to have two children and live an ordinary life. ”

"What about Daoist Yang, I think he still cares about you, will you get married in the future?"

"He cares about me, but that's just to send me back to my father and mother safe and sound, as for getting married, I don't know, he is a Maoshan Taoist priest who can't marry a wife, if we get married, then he..."

Sanyu didn't continue, her eyes revealing a bit of loneliness.

Chen Xin smiled and said, "The boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, maybe God has already arranged it?"

"Well, I hope he will arrange it for me better. ”

The two of them looked at the things they wanted to buy, and while talking, they bought all the things and returned to the inn.

Chen San had already finished washing, wearing his original clothes and picking his feet on the bed, as soon as the two girls entered the door, they were naturally disgusted, and then they dressed up.

Su embroidered a hundred butterfly skirts, gilded emerald hairpins, hair is like this, rubbing rouge and blushing, silk is so in the hand, or people have to rely on clothes.

The moment he shined on the bronze mirror, even Chen San felt as if he had been reincarnated in the wrong place, and it seemed more suitable for him to be a woman, look at this little orchid, look at this little red lip, look at this charming eyes.

"Smack!" A slap slapped from behind, almost fanning the hairpin on Chen San's head, Yang Chengzi blushed and apologized.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really can't hold back, I really want to slap him to death with an ear scraper, you go on, go on, I'll go to the side and sit. ”

Chen San took the silk handkerchief, shook it twice in a demonic manner, and said with a look of a little daughter-in-law who had been cheapened, "I hate it~" and pouted at Chen Xin, waiting for them to echo.

If it weren't for Sanyu to stop him, Yang Chengzi would have even pulled out his sword.

After a little adjustment, she was a girl with a sign of appearance, and she appeared in front of the three of them.

Let Chen San take two steps, not to mention, he walked more than Sanyu women, and just felt that he could get in, Chen San, the male duck, spoke in his voice, "How about it? ”

"Everything else is fine, but what about the voice? ”

Sanyu scratched her head, "Why don't you try to suppress your throat?"

"Is that so?

A strange sound made the scalps of the three of them numb, what is this to play, is it fatal, after pretending to be done, can there still be a mistake in the sound? The three of them looked at Yang Chengzi together.

"Look at what I'm doing, I'm a Taoist priest and I'm not a drama, what can I do?"

Suddenly, a cold but very feminine voice sounded, "The official is here to play, is this voice okay?"

A few people were stunned, this was Chen Wan'er's voice, not to mention, she was a big beauty when she heard the voice.

"Isn't this done? Chen San just put on a veil and don't speak, this voice can't kill many men. Sanyu was so excited.

Yang Chengzi twitched his face, "You walk around twice, and then try to talk." ”

Chen San raised his eyebrows, "Is that so, official, do you want the slave family to dance?"

Chen Wan'er's voice matched Chen San's already charming figure, Sanyu and Chen Xin were ashamed to see it, and Yang Chengzi was even more depressed, isn't this done, if Chen San is done, then it will be his turn!

Chen Xin and Sanyu looked expectant, but it was obvious that Yang Chengzi was not very willing, and Sanyu slapped Yang Chengzi on the shoulder a few times.

"Didn't you say you wanted to get in, didn't you say you wanted to kill demons, didn't you agree to pretend to be a woman, you wouldn't be happy again. ”

Half-pushed, Yang Chengzi also put on his clothes and dressed up, but as soon as he finished dressing, his blush was half wiped off, and Sanyu asked: "Chen San's voice is okay, so what should you do? And do you have Chen San's wave energy?"

Yang Chengzi replied with an aggrieved face: "Then I will take fewer customers, let him wave, let him make waves, I was originally the one who used to kill demons, and I didn't pick up customers in the past." ”

Saying that, he glanced at Chen San, Chen San also cooperated well, and threw a flattering glance over, Chang Yu frowned, always feeling that there was something wrong.

It's all done, and another girl appears in front of her, both of them are a little taller, and their appearance is definitely no worse than those vulgar fans.

Sanyu asked Yang Chengzi to learn Chen San to take two steps, but Yang Chengzi really took two steps as usual, and the tea that Sanyu had just drunk into his mouth squirted out.

"Can you learn to order Chen San? The striding meteor is too much like a man, no, no, no, I'll just say where there is a problem, Chen San is okay, you can't get in like this." ”

"How do you know if you can't get in if you haven't tried it?" Yang Chengzi shook his head, poured a cup of tea and drank it.

"What's the use of mixing in, let you pick up customers, you have to talk, as soon as you speak, you will be exposed, by the way, pick up customers, Chen San can't pick up customers, how can this be done?"

Sanyu is to the point, how to pick up customers? You can't really sleep, right?

Several people looked at Yang Chengzi again, Yang Chengzi looked at Chen San, Chen San covered his chest with both hands, and said with a disgusted face: "What do you want to do, I will find a monster and dedicate myself?" No, don't you have any crooked ideas." ”

Yang Chengzi also looked disgusted, "Who wants you to dedicate yourself, don't I think of a way." ”

"Then you think about it, don't look at me like this, they're all men, are you disgusting?"

Yang Chengzi almost rolled his eyes, who is disgusting, it is really the wicked person who sued first, and just wanted to reply, a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and he had an idea.

"Otherwise, I'll go find a wandering ghost, it's a woman, let her get on me, walk and talk for me. ”

"Can your body be bloody, will it be dissipated?" Chen San asked with a look of disbelief.

"No, Dao blood is Dao blood, and the upper body is the upper body, as long as I agree. ”

"What about the pick-up? You two pretend... But the girl there is going to pick up customers. ”

Sanyu was a little confused, but there was no way this was the most critical, if this place was a goof, it wouldn't be able to stay for two days, let alone find any monsters, and if you didn't do it, you had to enter the yamen.

"It's simple, just let Wan'er and that ghost cover their eyes with ghosts, he can happen whatever he wants, let's make a pot of tea and watch it's over." ”

Chen San looked suspicious, "Are you sure? If not, we will be miserable." ”

"Sure, why aren't you sure, I'm a Taoist priest, can I still be sure? Why don't you try it first?"

"Try, how to try?" Sanyu looked puzzled, and Chen Xin also pouted, wanting to see how to try.

"Just look at it, Chen San don't talk too much, wait for the wandering spirit to come, don't babble. ”

"Cut, it's not like I haven't seen the wandering ghosts, what's there to say, you can bluff me. ”

Yang Chengzi didn't say anything more, took out the yellow talisman he had just bought from his baggage, bit his finger, and simply drew a superordinate sermon on the yellow talisman, urging his soul power to read it.

It didn't take long for Chen Xin and Sanyu to feel that the room was starting to get cold, and it seemed that it was the cold winter moon all of a sudden, rubbing their arms and looking at Yang Chengzi.

Just looking at Yang Chengzi in a flower skirt, it was really too different from his usual appearance, looking at his serious appearance, the two girls couldn't help but laugh snickering.

In Chen San's eyes, the yellow talisman on the table was glowing with golden ripples, constantly spreading outward, and a yellow luster also appeared on Yang Chengzi's body, which was the power of the soul.

The yin qi gradually spread throughout the room, and the sunlight that originally came in through the windows was also blocked out by the rich yin qi.

One by one, the souls of the dead and full of wounds appeared in the room, and the dense spirits filled almost the entire room, some with long hair covering their faces, some with ruined appearances, and some with incomplete bodies.

In the house, except for Chen San's ghost eyes, Sanyu and Chen Xin couldn't see it, and even Yang Chengzi didn't open the eyes of heaven.

Chen San could see them, and these wandering spirits naturally stared at Chen San, looking at the fleshy and bloody faces, or out of sight, the two girls were nothing but a little cold.

But it's hard for Chen San, so many unrecognizable, the head breaking and bleeding spirit makes his scalp numb, and his stomach is even more overturned, and he is about to come out, if Yang Chengzi hadn't said it before, he would have vomited it with a basin.

"I am a disciple of Maoshan Mountain, and I have something to ask for here, and I will personally exceed it afterwards as a thank you. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a room of wandering spirits stirred, the yin wind howled, the melon seeds on the table blew all over the ground, and the yin wind even flipped Chen San's Su embroidered hundred butterfly skirt to his face.

Chen San hurriedly pulled down the hem of his skirt, swallowed his saliva, and his heart was full of questions, but Yang Chengzi was still doing it, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, for fear of causing trouble.

"There are two requirements, one is that the voice must be female, and it must be good, and the man will like it when he hears it, and second, he must walk like those girls, the kind that walks one step and twists three times, and all the non ones are scattered. ”

As soon as the words fell, the yin qi in the room instantly dissipated a lot, and the originally dense wandering spirits were only left standing in front of Chen San and them.

Chen San swallowed his saliva again, and everyone trembled, this was too exciting, it was different from the usual wandering ghosts.

"I'm suppressing the yang fire now, you guys are on my body one by one, and when they want you to do something, you can do whatever you want, and in the end only one is left, this transcendent opportunity, you can grasp it yourself. After saying that, he raised his fingers and chanted the mantra, and the power of his soul rushed straight out of his body.

Boom... Boom, two ripples, the two vigorous yang fires on the shoulders were almost invisible, and a long-haired geist covered his face on Yang Chengzi's body in an instant.

"The little woman is polite. ”

Yang Chengzi smiled as brightly as a flower, pressed his left hand on his right hand, and bowed slightly with his knees, everyone was dumbfounded, just like that, it was completely different.

Compared with Yang Chengzi, who was still masculine even though he was wearing a floral skirt just now, Yang Chengzi in front of him was a little more feminine, a little more of a lady's feeling, and it seemed more natural, and the voice was also crisp and pleasant, which was so suitable.

Chen San looked stupid, Chen Xin knew what to do next, "You take two steps back and forth to try, we want a girl from the Qinglou, if not, you learn." ”

At this time, Yang Chengzi was a little embarrassed, although he was put on the body, but when he saw himself like this, his scalp was numb, there was no way, didn't he want to catch the demon, bear with it.

When the wandering spirit heard what Chen Xin said, he walked up like those immodest girls.

The first time I walked was not natural, it looked a little twisted, and the second time it was like an opening, and the twisting was just right, just like the poem said, 'Wearing a thin veil of green water and smoke, bewitching and boneless'.

Chen Xindu, who was watching it, blushed and panted a little embarrassed, and unconsciously covered her eyes, and Sanyu also nodded incredibly.

"You treat me as a guest, and now I'm at the door of your Qinglou to see how you seduce me. ”

Sanyu walked over, Yang Chengzi pursed his lips, his fingers brushed the hairpinch behind his ear, his gentle eyes were charming and moving, and he hugged Sanyu's arm.

"Official, tonight the moonlight is sultry, the warm breeze is coming, such a beautiful day, can you let the slave family and the official chant poetry together?"

"You're still going to recite poetry, aren't you trying to trick me into going up to the flower bar?"

"Look at what the official said, shouldn't this kind of moonlight be the moon on the sea, and the end of the world at this time?

Sanyu was teased like this, her heart was also beating wildly, and her face began to turn red, who let Yang Chengzi tease her, she was so close, she could hear the panting, who could stand it if the person she liked teased herself like this.

He swallowed his saliva and coughed twice.

"Poetry is right, well, I like it, I am right with poetry, I am happy to be happy today, and I will reward you. ”

"The slave family must make the officials comfortable, should we chant poetry first or do something first?" said Sanyu and pulled Sanyu to the bed next to him and sat down.

Before Sanyu could speak, Yang Chengzi had already taken off his dress, brushed his hands over Sanyu's cheeks, and his face was also pasted, panting coquettishly, and in the blink of an eye, Sanyu's clothes had been faded to his shoulders.

Sanyu was also short of breath, his face was crimson, and just thinking about pushing Yang Chengzi away, a pair of red lips were pasted up, and at that moment Sanyu's eyes widened even more, he couldn't believe it, and he grabbed the futon tightly with one hand.

Pictures appear in my mind, with a delicate and handsome face, a desperate fighting spirit, a broad and warm mind, everything that should and shouldn't happen is happening step by step.

After a cloud and rain, Sanyu opened his eyes shyly, Yang Chengzi who should have appeared in front of him did not appear, and Sanyu turned his head in surprise.

Chen San and Chen Xin, who were smiling and watching from the side, Yang Chengzi was still standing behind them in his dress, although he still looked delicate, but there was obviously something wrong.

"I ......"

Before Chang Yu finished speaking, he covered the clothes on his chest that had not been completely taken off, and looked at Chen San and them in horror, he clearly remembered what happened with Yang Chengzi just now, why would Chen San be watching here?

"How's that, isn't it exciting?"

Chen San suddenly said this, and Sanyu, who didn't know what was going on, seemed to hear a little bit of extraneous sound.

"Exciting? You see?"

"Well, you're jubilant on the bed alone, how is it, isn't it exciting?" Not to mention that Chen San was stupid, Sanyu's face changed, and he didn't see it, and asked her if the stabbing was not exciting.

Sanyu pulled out the Shangqing sword on the bed and was about to cut Chen San, but Chen San was so frightened that he rolled and crawled, and almost became a ghost under the knife.