Volume 2 Eventful Autumn Twists and Turns Chapter 95 The Land of Fireworks is indestructible
Outside Tianxiang Garden, Chen San was pulled in with a smile by two girls who were charming and scratching their heads.
Chen Xin blushed and pursed her mouth angrily.
Yang Chengzi twitched his face in embarrassment, he didn't know what to say for a while, Sanyu was already angry, and he was instantly angry when he saw this scene.
"Stinky boy, it's okay to be cheap and cowardly, and I've learned to visit brothels, I..."
Before he finished speaking, he realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, this kind of thing should not be said in front of Chen Xin, and when he looked back, Chen Xin was already teary-eyed.
Although Chen Xin didn't know how to read, those girls were not serious girls at first glance, what good thing could they do if they pulled them in, and they came out with him, but now they are doing this to themselves, and they are even more aggrieved in their hearts.
"You go to the front tea stall and sit down for a while, and I'll take him out. With that, Yang Chengzi walked towards Tianxiang Courtyard.
At this time, the bustling town and the passers-by who came and went had no color in Chen Xin's eyes, and in addition to being wronged, he felt that he had misseen Chen San.
The red lanterns, the flaming red satin hanging high, the festive colors and a large group of girls make the Tianxiangin Temple even more lively.
The girls inside are all dressed in veils and have a graceful figure, and when they see the guests, they naturally greet them warmly, and they do not refuse to come.
Regardless of whether Yang Chengzi wanted it or not, the three or four girls shook the silk handkerchief in their hands and showed off their charms, and pulled him in by the hand.
"Boom. ”
"Xiao Er came to two bowls of tea, didn't you see anyone sitting?"
Sanyu was also furious when he saw this scene, and slapped his palm on the table angrily.
The huge noise caused the people around to be surprised, and the little second brother was even more panicked, which uncle did he neglect? Hurriedly carrying the teapot, nodding and walking over, accompanied by a smiling face and no, respectfully poured the tea.
Demon song and dance, the sound of strings coming into his ears, Yang Chengzi has never been to this kind of fireworks place, graceful dancing, charming eyes, so that Yang Chengzi forgot what he was doing here for a while.
With a burst of lewd laughter, accompanied by the girl's voice, Yang Chengzi's soul was pulled back.
"Ouch, sir, that flower on your forehead is so pretty. ”
On the stairs, two girls were holding a man at the same time, looking at the clothes and this familiar and obscene voice, wasn't it Chen San?
At this time, Chen San, surrounded by girls, except for the temperament of being obscene and unable to get on the stage, I thought that the down-and-out young master had come to the land of fireworks to look for flowers and ask Liu to come.
Yang Chengzi raised his hand and shouted, "Chen San." ”
I thought about calling him down and saying it again, but before he finished speaking, the two girls next to him pressed down his raised hand almost at the same time, talking and laughing, and preparing to pull Yang Chengzi upstairs.
What are you doing up there, naturally there is no need to say much, but they are just girls in the land of fireworks, not demons, and Yang Chengzi can't be rough yet.
This kind of girl who is more active than Sanyu, Yang Chengzi, a wood who has never seen the world, how can there be any way, half pushed and half pulled up by the two girls.
Halfway through, Yang Chengzi saw Chen San and the girl enter the house, but he was in a hurry, and if he didn't do anything, the boy's body could not be saved, and as soon as he went to the corridor on the second floor, Yang Chengzi broke free from the hands of the two girls and flashed to the door of Chen Sanwu.
The two girls were also startled, and before they could react, Yang Chengzi had already kicked the door open, and Chen San and the two girls were sitting on the bed frolicking, and they were also startled by this movement.
When Chen San saw Yang Chengzi, he was first shocked and then puzzled, looked around, and stammered "I, I, I..."
Yang Chengzi didn't want to stay in the land of fireworks for long, so he grabbed Chen San's clothes and dragged him downstairs.
Seeing Yang Chengzi holding Chen San with a fierce look, the girl who was supposed to come forward had no idea, whispered something, and her body involuntarily gave way.
Lao Bustard and Gui Gong also accompanied the smiling faces and sent Yang Chengzi and Chen San out, for fear that the two of them would fight, smash things, and delay business.
Chen San was dragged all the way to the tea stall by Yang Chengzi, Changyu saw that Chen San was dragged back, and rolled up his sleeves and planned to vent his anger to Chen Xin, and those vulgar fans just now held Yang Chengzi's account, which was naturally counted on his head.
"Do you still have the face to come back? If you go to that kind of place in front of us, you still have the face to come back? Sister, this temper tantrum will not kill you today. As he spoke, he looked around, as if he was looking for something.
At this time, Chen San was not only confused, but panicked, he also knew that he was in trouble, Chen Xin was tearful but didn't look at it, he saw Chang Yu looking around, and finally his eyes fell on the flat shoulder of the picker who was drinking tea on the side.
the flat burden on the street is a beating, this kind of thing, Yang Chengzi naturally won't help Chen San, with Changyu's temper, he can't set himself on fire, he is not so stupid.
Chen San was weak-hearted, it was his fault, and he didn't dare to fight back.
Crackling relived the memories of his mother beating him as a child, and the passers-by who walked by also sighed for Chen San's pain, but that's all, no one stepped forward.
When Chen San was scurrying around, Chen Xin got up crying and walked away alone.
Sanyu saw it at a glance, threw down the flat pole and chased after him, took Chen Xin's hand, turned around and glared at Chen San, Chen San was stunned by this stare as if his soul had been beaten out of his body, and the hairs on his body stood up and spread all over his body in an instant.
The beating was over, the scolding was over, and the crowd dispersed.
Chen San touched the place where he was beaten, and the pain was twitching, and said to Yang Chengzi: "She is too ruthless, and she doesn't listen to my explanation." ”
"Who asked you to go to this kind of fireworks place, if Sanyu is not ruthless, you will definitely not be able to pass this level today, she is helping you." ”
"Then listen to my explanation, this and this, oops. Chen San slapped his thigh angrily.
"Let's go, there is a place for you to explain, first go find an inn to stay, we will call some good wine and good food to listen to your explanation." ”
"Good wine and good food, you're not a vegetarian anymore?" said the two of them.
There is no small inn in Yutai Town, they found a big inn called Fu Wanchun, which is different from inns in other places, there are more girls in the inn here to greet guests, and Xiao Er is only responsible for serving tea and water, looking similar to those Tianxiang Courtyard and Lichun Courtyard, and they are not serious.
It's a pity that Chen San at this time is not in the mood to look at these beautiful and charming girls, and now his mind is full of how to explain this matter to Chen Xin, which he can't even figure out.
After entering the house and ordering some food, the four of them sat down around.
Chen San looked at the food, secretly raised his eyes and looked at a few of them, he always felt as if he was a little shorter, it turned out that he had no confidence in doing something wrong, it was really uncomfortable.
"Whether you can eat or not depends on what you say next, come on, let's start!"
Yang Chengzi smiled and ate a chopstick dish, looking at it to see a good show.
Chen San began to panic in his heart, if Yang Chengzi didn't help him, I was afraid that the future would be sad.
Chang Yu stared at Chen San with a tiger's eye, if he said the wrong word, he was afraid that he would tear Chen San on the spot, Chen Xin had already wiped away his tears, looked at him with a resentful face, and waited for Chen San's explanation.
Chen San scratched his head, hiding his embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Things are not as you think, after I ran into the town, this place is so beautiful, and I began to shop, except for Wucheng, isn't it that I have never seen such a lively place." He laughed a few more stupidly.
"It's so beautiful here, is it a girl or a beauty?" you ......" Chen Xin's tears were about to come out again.
Yang Chengzi held back a laugh, and with a fork of breath, the dishes almost squirted out of his nose, rubbed his nose, and slapped Chen San on the shoulder.
"You can say that you haven't eaten yet. ”
"Don't cry, don't cry, listen to me, after I walked around, I found that there seemed to be so many girls in every store in this town greeting customers outside the store. ”
Sanyu held the chopsticks and held the dish, "And then?"
Chen San looked at them with a look of wrongedness, "I said I don't remember it, do you believe it?"
Sanyu looked incredulous, put down his chopsticks, rolled up his sleeves and was about to stand up.
Chen Xin bit her lip, "Is that all your explanation?"
Chen San panicked, isn't it, what is this, it is better not to speak, and kicked Yang Chengzi's foot in a hurry.
Knowing that this was Chen San's last struggle, Yang Chengzi put down his chopsticks, originally wanted to watch a good show, but he knew that the play had not started yet, and this corner was about to hang, so he hurriedly started to be sloppy.
"If you want to say this, you can't blame Chen San entirely. As soon as the words came out, two sharp eyes swept over, and Yang Chengzi was excited.
Swallowing his saliva, he stepped on Chen San's toes, and continued: "I forgot what I was doing when I entered that place, let alone Chen San." ”
Sanyu frowned and pouted, "Men don't have a good thing, you Taoist priests are all confused, let alone Chen San." ”
At this time, Chen San's expression was complicated, seeing that Yang Chengzi actually dragged himself into the water in order to save him, he couldn't help but thank him from the bottom of his heart, and almost hugged his head and kissed him a few times on the spot.
Yang Chengzi shook the chopsticks in his hand, "I'm not fascinated by those girls, the one who can fascinate my mind must be a monster." ”
As soon as these words came out, the three of them all looked at Yang Chengzi suspiciously.
Don't talk about Sanyu and Chen Xin, even Chen San doesn't believe this, how can there be a monster who opens a brothel, hearing Yang Chengzi say this, Chen San's hope that he had just ignited was shattered again.
"What? What kind of eyes do you have? Don't you believe it?"
Sanyu pouted, "Do you believe it yourself, you mean that a monster opened a brothel?"
Yang Chengzi nodded solemnly, "I don't know if it's open, but there must be a charming monster in the incense courtyard that day." ”
Chen San twitched his face, regardless of whether it was true or not, he got out first and then said, this Taoist priest who had never seen the world would try his best to find out if he lied, and he also obeyed him, and nodded again and again.
"Yes, yes, yes, I said why I don't remember. ”
Even Chen San didn't believe it, Chen Xin naturally didn't believe it, but Chen Xin was smarter and thought farther.
"Then what? There are monsters in Tianxiang Courtyard, do you have to go a few more times?"
Chen San chuckled in his heart, even a fool knew that he couldn't go anymore, but Yang Chengzi continued to nod.
"Well, we have to go a few times, and we have to live in this town for a while, this should be the largest town we will pass through, people come and go, if you want to ask where Fuxian Temple is, I'm afraid this is the most suitable place. ”
Not only do I have to go again, but I also have to stay for a while.
Although the words are reasonable, these words are the last thing Sanyu and Chen Xin want to hear, there are so many places for fireworks in this place, and even ordinary teahouses and taverns have many sweet-looking girls greeting them, and if they stay for a long time, they will inevitably dirty people's hearts.
Sanyu naturally pouted angrily, Yang Chengzi said that there are demons here, and with Yang Chengzi's temper, if they don't get rid of the demons, they will definitely not be able to leave.
It's good now, let's not talk about other girls, I'm afraid the two girls in front of me won't give them any good life.
Although this matter was so confused, Chen San didn't feel that Yang Chengzi had helped anything, so he had to go a few times, and I was afraid that something might happen in the future.
Under the gaze of two pairs of resentful eyes, the two carefully finished their meal and withdrew the meal, and Yang Chengzi stubbornly talked about how to go to Tianxiang Courtyard.
Originally, this matter couldn't be said in front of the two girls, isn't it exciting, but it can't be said in front of them, secretly, maybe they want to be what they want, think about it or talk to them, and let them also come up with ideas by the way.
"How do you think Chen San and I should sneak into Tianxiang Courtyard?"
Chen San was stupid, "What's the matter, just walk in openly, those girls don't know how enthusiastic they are, you see how ...... they are"
Before he finished speaking, a murderous aura spread over, and Chen San immediately got up.
"I'm going to go to the thatched house, this dish is not fresh. Before he finished speaking, he opened the door and slipped out.
Sanyu glanced at the door that had just closed, "Stinky boy, even if you run fast, run slower, sister, I'll break your dog's leg." ”
Chen Xin didn't pay any attention to Chen San, "Then how do you want to get in?"
Yang Chengzi shook his head, "We definitely can't walk in openly, a large group of girls surround us, and we can't kill the demons, is there any way for us to go in and stay there, won't those girls come around?"
Sanyu pouted, thinking of something.
Chen Xin then asked, "What else? It's not difficult if it's just like this, it's just a little bit of effort." ”
Yang Chengzi saw that Chen Xin had a way, so he became interested.
"Girl, tell me your method, this kind of brain-bending thing is really not suitable for me. ”
"The method is simple, you guys dress up and go to the Tianxiang Courtyard, just do whatever you want, you can serve tea and pour water, haven't you been there once, haven't you seen where there are men inside?"
"Except for the turtle and the girl, I don't seem to see any men working. ”
"That's a bit of a problem, if there is no man in the store, I'm afraid you want to sneak in, so you can only wait until there is no one in the middle of the night and sneak in. ”
"It's not okay to sneak in, the demon won't be caught for a while, and if you are caught by the government, it will be a big trouble. ”
"Can't you run? Your legs and feet are good, you can't run and you're done. ”
"No, if we leave this town tomorrow, we will run away, but we will have to stay for a while, and if we run, we will miss the opportunity to inquire about Fugen Temple. ”
Chen Xin nodded, and what she said was true, and she was in a dilemma for a while.
Suddenly, Sanyu looked at Yang Chengzi and smiled, Yang Chengzi's scalp was numb and his hairs stood up.
"What are you laughing at? Am I funny? Can I be good?"
Sanyu didn't hold back, laughed hahaha, laughed, and said intermittently while holding his stomach: "I, there is, way." ”
Yang Chengzi scratched his head, seeing Sanyu smiling like this, his heart was a little empty, he could laugh like this, even if there was a way, it would not be a good way.
"What do you think of pretending to be a woman?"
As soon as Chang Yu spoke, Chen Xin covered her mouth and snickered.
Yang Chengzi looked embarrassed, it was convenient for the two girls to pretend to be men, and they already looked like seven or eight points when they put on men's clothes, but the man pretended to be a woman, or a woman who was scratching his head in the land of fireworks, he swallowed his saliva, and didn't dare to think about it for a while.
"Crunch" The door opened, "Isn't it just a woman? They can both be pretended to be men, why can't we both pretend to be women?"
Chen San cocked his orchid fingers, twisted his buttocks and walked in, so flattering, Yang Chengzi couldn't wait to slash him with a sword.
Sanyu and Chen Xin couldn't laugh at all, but as soon as Chen San entered the door, the two couldn't stop laughing.
"Official~ It's a little cold tonight, if you don't leave, let the slave family serve the official!" Chen San tilted his head and looked at Yang Chengzi, his eyes were full of charm and that squeamishness.
Yang Chengzi frowned tightly, looked at Chen San with a disgusted expression, and sweat flowed down his forehead.
"Master Zu, the disciple once made a three-clear precept, don't open the precept of killing and touching cause and effect, today it seems that the precept is about to be broken, don't stop me, Lao Tzu wants to slap him to death. ”
raised his hand to slap Chen San, Chen San hurriedly dodged and hid behind Chen Xin, Yang Chengzi took two deep breaths, and his left hand pressed down the right hand that was about to fan Chen San.
A few people calmed down, and Sanyu asked, "Is it okay or not, if it doesn't work, don't care about that monster, you can't get in anyway." ”
Chen Xin and Chen San nodded in agreement, it depends on Yang Chengzi's attitude, frowning and looking at the three of them, Yang Chengzi always has a feeling that they deliberately want to see him laugh.
After thinking about it, he said: "Otherwise, let's dress up Chen San first, I'll see if it can be done, if it does, it's not too late for me to dress up again, won't I pretend to be a woman." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll pretend first, in order to prove that there is really a demon there, I also let it out. ”
Chen San thought in his heart, this trick of not pretending to be a woman is done strictly, I am afraid that Chen Xin will have to turn over the old accounts in the future, rather than turning over the old accounts in the future, it is better to solve this matter now, even if there is no demon, he can be fooled by the time.
"Okay, the two of us will naturally buy the woman's things, come and come, hand over the silver, you take a bath first, I won't get it for you if it's so dirty." ”
Chen San looked disgusted, and he had to pay the silver, and he had to let him take a bath and pretend to be a woman, which was really a big loss.
took the silver and the two girls went out, seeing that they were full of interest and fart upset, Chen San and Yang Chengzi had a bad premonition in their hearts.