[Monkey King] is ready to go, and after thinking about it for a while...

Or decided to get some sleep first. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

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The next day, [Monkey King] came to the Queen Mother Yaochi Wonderland with full spirit.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Taoism arose, and the Queen Mother of the West gradually transformed from an absolute and all-powerful cosmic god to a god who only represented the world, and her mythological power was weakened. After the Wei and Jin dynasties, when she came to Taoism, she only became a leader who ruled the world of female immortals.

"Alas~ no matter what... She's a great god with a cow pen humming!!"

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Heavenly Court Yao Pond, fairy energy lingers, curling up.

The scenery is picturesque everywhere, even if you are in it, you will feel like you have become a fairy...

The Queen Mother is graceful and luxurious, with an auspicious body and an auspicious face.

In the audience, a little fairy came to report.

"What are you talking about?, then [Sun Wukong], who just took office yesterday Bi Ma Wen, is here?!"

The Queen Mother groaned. 'This kind of petty official is not qualified to come to me... However, she was able to get the praise of the gods of the entire Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and tricked the Jade Emperor into raising his Bi Ma Wen to the level of a general or a marshal... It's also amazing. ’

Then I'll see her.

Let's see if it's really as heroic as the rumors.

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[Monkey King] strode in with the little fairy.

She didn't squint, although the scenery of this Yao Pond did amaze her... Although, the little fairy who led the way in front of her is indeed beautiful, and the little waist that Yingying holds ... The full and upright European pie~ and, under the fairy skirt... Looming buttocks, long legs...

I thought to myself, what it was like to hold this little fairy in my arms and ravage it...

Another example, pressed under the body, in and out... What does it feel like...

But!

In order to pretend to be a dog, she still has to look like a serious person...

When he saw the Queen Mother, [Sun Wukong] was suddenly shocked.

She thought that the Queen Mother was just a noblewoman...

I once thought that it was so beautiful, that posture, that temperament, that European style... It's undoubtedly a masterpiece.

Especially her graceful and luxurious temperament, under this fairy aura, really makes [Sun Wukong]'s heart flutter.

The Queen Mother was also stunned, this splashing monkey seemed to be serious and heroic, how could it be... A look at the European faction of the main palace... It's really disrespectful.

"You are the one from the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave - [Sun Wukong]?"

[Sun Wukong] didn't dare to go too far, and after getting over it, he bent down respectfully, and then said: "It's the little monkey..."

Yo he~ self-proclaimed little monkey?

Interesting~

Is this [Monkey King] coming over to be funny~?

"Then you don't want to be your official, come to me early in the morning... What are you going to do?"

[Monkey King] took a step forward first and took a closer look at the Queen Mother... Sure enough, it's beautiful, it's unexpectedly expensive... Originally, her target was the Seven Fairies, but the beauty of the Queen Mother was really unexpected.

"Because, [Wukong] will hear hundreds of people sing praises to the Queen Mother at the next time... Say that you are the Holy Mother of Yaochi, the head of the fairies, the ancient goddess who protects women, rewards good and punishes evil, is in charge of immortal medicine, and is immortal!"

"So, the yearning of the heart... At this time, as soon as I came to Heavenly Court the next day, I couldn't help but come over to pay a visit!"

When the Queen Mother heard this, she couldn't help but laugh.

"You monkey... is good at saying nice things, the Jade Emperor was coaxed by you, are you also saying this~?"

[Sun Wukong] hurriedly said: "How come?" [Wukong] My sentences come from the bottom of my heart, and the words come from the bottom of my heart~ Besides, the Queen Mother, it's really beautiful~"

This last sentence is really the true words of [Monkey King]...

This is also skillful, if this is said by a male fairy, it must be the same as Marshal Tianpeng flirting with Chang'e, and he will be demoted to the mortal world to be a pig...

However, [Monkey King] Now, it's a female monkey-

"Hahaha~"

The Queen Mother laughed directly: "You are also the most handsome and talkative little monkey that this palace has ever seen..."

"Don't say it, Hongu really likes you... Come, stand closer, and let Hongu take a good look at you..."

“……”

[Monkey King] didn't expect that so soon, he would gain the favor of the Queen Mother...

She was still a little apprehensive, afraid that she would be seen by the Queen Mother when she approached~

After all, she's crossed over—

The Queen Mother carefully looked at this [Monkey King] inside and out, and the more she looked at it, the more terrifying it became.

"[Wukong], you are a natural stone monkey... After learning mana, in the body, he has the ability to reach the heavens - being a Bi Ma Wen is really a great talent!!"

[Sun Wukong] wanted to cry without tears in his heart, and on the surface, he pretended to be a big husband and said informally: "Queen Mother, you don't know... I was young before, and I made some mistakes, and I went to the dragon king and the underworld to make a circle... Therefore, it is already very content to be able to be a petty official in Heavenly Court by Zhao'an... Besides, the Jade Emperor also elevated this Bi Ma Wen to the level of a marshal and a general, although he has no real power... But it's also respectable. ”

The more the Queen Mother listened, the more delighted she was with [Monkey King].

"[Wukong] - It seems that the following rumors are not credible... It is said that you are a stubborn monkey - however, you understand the world so well and understand the righteousness, how many old immortals in this heavenly court are not as good as you~"

"Thank you, Queen Mother, for the compliment—"

[Sun Wukong] said, and suddenly blushed.

"That, Queen Mother, you are extravagant... It's not like me, jumping out of a rock..."

"So, can I hug you, Queen Mother?

[Monkey King] said that it was pitiful~

The Queen Mother was stunned, she had seen countless immortals in her life, but she had never seen someone like [Monkey King], who had just met and wanted to hug ~

Hesitate for a moment, look at this [Monkey King] is not ugly little face, as well as, a neat and neat dress, especially, the European pie who is obviously still a woman on his chest...

"Okay!"

The Queen Mother sighed: "I really didn't expect that you little monkey... I like this palace so much, so I promise you a hug..."

"But, say it up front... Don't overdo it..."

However!

Before the Queen Mother finished speaking, [Sun Wukong] had already moved her index finger, 'You can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore', she pounced directly, opened her arms, and gently hugged the Queen Mother...

For a while-

[Monkey King] was so moved that he almost shed tears...

This is the Queen Mother in the mythical story.

The queen of Yaochi Wonderland~

Now, I was hugged by myself...

The Queen Mother is softer than [Monkey King] imagined, especially the waist, gently hugging... Bury your monkey face in the queen mother's huge and soft European pie... Take a deep breath, as if, a milk fairy with the fragrance of a hundred flowers was sucked into the nose by [Monkey King]...

Oops~ That taste...

It seems that all of a sudden, the life expectancy has increased by 500 years~

The Queen Mother's beautiful cheeks flushed, she didn't expect this [Monkey King] to be so bold... It's good to give her a hug, she still dares to hug it so tightly... The monkey face is buried in her Oupai... Don't talk about it, a pair of monkey paws, and it's not honest...

I thought that this [Monkey King] couldn't help it...

No, it's been a while... She is still holding her breast~

The Queen Mother can't bear it!

She stretched out her hand and patted [Sun Wukong]'s head.

"You monkey, you haven't hugged enough~ Don't touch your hands and paws-"

[Monkey King] naturally didn't dare to go too far, this is the Virgin of Yaochi, pre-Qin mythology, Taoist mythology, and folk mythology are almost all the existence of the head of the fairy, although she was not seen in "Journey to the West", but, thinking with his kneecaps, he also knew that she was an absolutely very powerful existence...

[Sun Wukong] accepted it when she saw it, she quickly got off the queen mother...

Before leaving, he secretly bit her Oupai...

“……”

The Queen Mother was stunned on the spot, and for a moment, she wanted to make a move and slap this daring monkey flat...

However, looking at the way her eyes are full of tears... And with pity in his heart, he endured it.

I thought, this monkey is also pitiful~

It is said that he was born of heaven and earth, but in fact, he has no father and no mother...

She likes herself so much, she secretly bit her own Opai just now... Isn't it, it's just a mother's heart...

"Although, you monkey, you look pathetic... But, you just invaded... You can't just forgive me so easily, you say it yourself, how can I punish you..."

[Sun Wukong] thought to himself, why don't you punish me for warming your bed with you tonight~

However, [Sun Wukong] only dared to think about it in his heart... Let her say it, it is estimated that the effect is no different from the real Monkey King making trouble in the Heavenly Palace-

"Hee-hee~ Queen Mother, don't be angry... If you're angry, you're going to make [Wukong] feel distressed... Dangdangdang~ Queen Mother, look at what this is?"

The Queen Mother didn't really want to punish her, she was just pretending, at least to let her know that she was hugging, biting and touching just now... It is very disrespectful.

But...

She also guessed that [Sun Wukong] would definitely bring gifts when he came to see her.

After all, yesterday when I went to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, in front of the Jade Emperor, I gave it to the civil and martial immortals, and everyone gave it to...

She is the Queen Mother of the West, and she came to visit her early in the morning the next day, and it is impossible to be empty-handed.

But-

When she suddenly took out a two-palm-sized, mirror-like thing, she was still very curious?

"What are you looking for?"

[Sun Wukong] wanted to say a name that bombed the sky, but when he heard the Queen Mother take the initiative to mention the mirror, he immediately smiled and said: "Yes! It's a 'mirror'! But it's not an ordinary mirror—"

"It's more precious than the subwoofer I gave to the Jade Emperor yesterday—"

"So bad?"

The Queen Mother didn't believe it, yesterday, the Jade Emperor got a subwoofer and listened to it for a night in his bedroom... Not to mention how proud it is.

However, looking at the eyes of [Monkey King] looking at himself... There is a little bit of admiration in the obvious obsession... I guess what she said is true~

"Of course—"

[Sun Wukong] looked directly at the beautiful face of the Queen Mother, and then said, "[Wukong] likes Niangniang very much~"

Seeing that the Queen Mother was a little annoyed, [Sun Wukong] hurriedly diverted the topic.

"Niang, please see... This [fairy mirror], here is the switch button... Open it and you'll see the world—"

The Queen Mother became interested and watched [Monkey King] operate in front of her...

I also know that [Wukong] she deliberately sat in her seat, pretending to demonstrate, and approached herself little by little...'This monkey is really... Where did so much little cleverness come from... Bad idea...'

However, this [mirror], which was still black just now, lit up when I pressed the switch... Indeed, it's amazing...

In particular, [Monkey King] stretched out her claws, and she could even operate on that mirror...

[Monkey King] held this tablet, the whole monkey body, close to the Queen Mother again...

As the saying goes, if you touch the gods, you can be contaminated with fairy energy...

Not to mention, like [Monkey King], almost all of them are almost in the arms of the Queen Mother... Her arm touched the queen mother's jade arm... Seeing that the Queen Mother didn't blame her, she deliberately used the tablet to gently touch the Queen Mother's big European pie with her elbow...

Oh my God-

That rippling ~ feeling of stealing tofu almost made [Monkey King] fly coolly...

However, she showed that she was still serious...

"Look, Queen Mother... This is the camera function, see me pat you... Bang Bang Bang ~ Shoot it well... Look, it's not good... Queen Mother, you're so beautiful... No need to beautify ps at all..."

Although the Queen Mother can feel that [Monkey King] has always been close to her, intentionally or unintentionally, eating her own tofu...

However, she was still attracted by the [Monkey King] [Immortal Mirror]...

"[Wukong] your [Immortal Mirror] is amazing... Is this the [photo] spell? It turns out that you can still take such a beautiful picture of the main palace... This, with a pull of two fingers, can also be magnified... This magic weapon is amazing~"

[Monkey King] saw that the Queen Mother was so devoted, and he was also happy to show off.

"Queen Mother, look, this [fairy mirror] doesn't just have a [photo] spell... And [Camera] Mana... Come on, sissy... We're a little closer... I have a [front camera] here... Yes, the two of us, face to face... I was able to shoot it..."

"Really? Ahh

"Ahh Come and see, the scene just now, all [video] down..."

The Queen Mother was surprised, it was true!

It's even more magical than just [taking pictures]... Just now, this stinky monkey, secretly kissing his face, was actually filmed...

"Yes, you monkey... Did you deliberately flirt with Hongu—"

"Don't dare, don't dare-" [Sun Wukong] hurriedly changed the topic.

"Look, mother... My [Immortal Mirror] has the same function as the Jade Emperor subwoofer... You can play music-"

The Queen Mother looked at it curiously again.

"Look, mother... You can also clearly see on this screen that there are a total of 66 songs... I'm going to play this one..."Offering of Love"."

[Monkey King] one-click play.

Immediately, a piece of beautiful music rippled in this Yao Chi wonderland...

(Holding you in your hands, burning incense reverently, cutting out a piece of candlelight, lighting up Jinglun, not seeking to be angry, only seeking love...) ）

The Queen Mother is stupid~

Although this is only sung by mortals, there is no fairy sound effect... However, it is indeed extremely beautiful~

The Queen Mother didn't notice that when she was listening to the song, the monkey paw of [Monkey King] quietly hugged her waist...

After listening, [Sun Wukong] quickly and wisely let go...

"Niangniang, look at the ultimate mana of this [Immortal Mirror]... That's what you can play-- [Cartoon]."

"Cartoons?"

The Queen Mother now loves and hates [Monkey King]...

Her love for herself is not a fake, otherwise, this [fairy mirror] is obviously better than other immortals' chicken feet, melon seeds, spicy strips, chewing gum... It's much better...

Even the Jade Emperor's subwoofer can't be compared!!

However, there are too many shortcomings of this [Monkey King]...

Ordinary immortals, who would dare to talk to her so closely... Not to mention, the hands and feet take advantage of ... What is the difference between it and a market hooligan~

"Yes! I didn't download the TV series before I came... It's a cartoon!!"

[Sun Wukong] offered a treasure and said: "Niangniang, you see... It's Cat and Mouse... This is "Joyful"... This is "Bear Big Bear II"..."

The Queen Mother was curious, so she watched it with this [Monkey King]...

When I was looking at it, I was secretly touched twice by [Monkey King]... I didn't blame her—

"Haha... I'm laughing to death... Isn't this similar to the shadow puppet show in the world? But it's really fun..."

"Since you [Wukong] are so generous, you gave this [Fairy Mirror] to this palace... The main palace accepted it unceremoniously—"

The Queen Mother really liked the tablet, and she could see that there were other functional spells in it...

Indeed, some of them can't put it down.

"Say it, what reward do you want??"

After the Queen Mother finished speaking, she saw that this monkey had a pair of crystal clear monkey eyes, and she had been staring at her big European pie...

I couldn't help blushing again, and said angrily, "Hey! Don't go too far! If you dare to make excessive demands again, this palace will not forgive you—"

Of course, [Monkey King] didn't dare to make excessive requests...

The Queen Mother is not the Seven Fairies and the Hundred Flowers Fairy... In this way, the little fairy who may get married and have children...

That's the same as the female Guanyin Niangniang, a high-ranking existence that can't be blasphemed... Just now, unprecedented, disrespectful, has taken a lot of advantage... She should be content.

So, she said the real purpose of her trip.

"... You also know that [Wukong] is an ordinary stone monkey... Therefore, I would like to ask the mother to reward [Wukong] with 5 fairy peaches, so that the little monkey can nourish his body~" (To be continued.) )