Chapter 107: Bi Ma Wen
"Subwoofer ——?"
The Jade Emperor Lao'er was extremely puzzled, why hadn't he even heard of this name?
Could it be that now the next Huaguo Mountain has been abundant to such a point~
Even I, in this heavenly court, have never seen such a good thing as him...
Of course...
The Jade Emperor Lao'er was curious, but on the surface, he still had to maintain his Haotian Golden Que Supreme Supreme Nature, and there was the majesty of the Jade Emperor God. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey~"
[Monkey King] smiled at a glance. This time, he crossed over to resolve the tragedy of Sun Wukong back then, and with his mature communication methods, in this heavenly court, he had a smooth ride.
After all, the system task requirements are also said, and you only need to eat 5 peaches of the Queen Mother... Taishang Laojun's furnace of elixir... It's okay to be Bi Ma Wen again, the 3 side quests are not clearly stated at all, and you have to let [Sun Wukong] turn the sky upside down~
In this case, there is no time limit for the system task, and she can use her method to complete the task peacefully.
"Jade Emperor, this subwoofer is my Monkey King Enlightenment Three Thousand Great Avenues, when I feel the power of the universe, this one is wrapped in Gang Qi and comes from outside the universe... What a treasure that landed on this land of God!!"
The Jade Emperor was bragged by [Sun Wukong], and he was stunned for a moment...
'Dare to love, this black thing that doesn't slip away... But what the hell is the Three Thousand Great Dao? Among the six realms, the heavenly realm, the netherworld, the Buddha realm, the demon realm, the human realm, the demon realm, and the universe? Is it outside the six realms?"
The Jade Emperor pretended to know everything, and smiled silently.
[Monkey King] naturally didn't poke his face... Then he explained: "I have two Nanfu energy ring batteries here... Once installed, you can unleash infinite immortal power..."
"And then, look here, plug in the memory card... There's a switch that, when you press it, you can play the music that lingers!"
[Monkey King] press the switch...
(Send Jun to the entrance of the small village, there is a sentence to explain, now it is a hundred flowers blooming, you don't want to pick wildflowers on the side of the road... )
Although the subwoofer is inexpensive, the quality is low, and when playing, there is a slight noise...
But!
That kind of music with a vibration of the air, in this heavenly court, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall suddenly rippled... It really made the countless gods present stunned, dumbfounded, and unbelievable.
"Ahem..."
[Monkey King] laughed awkwardly.
"This music is a treasure that comes with it... I didn't make it on purpose... Let's switch to the next one. ”
Knock knock~
(The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying...) )
Swing your sister~
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched twice, and he smiled dryly at the Jade Emperor: "Let's listen to the next one~"
Knock knock~
(You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky, spring has come to the hillside full of flowers, planting hope will be harvested, I plant a seed... )
I also planted the renminbi-
I'm going to it~
[Sun Wukong] vomited blood depressedly, and when I bought it, I told the boss that I would let the next few songs sound better... Higher-grade point...
"Let's do the next one..."
Ding ding~
(The birds on the trees are in pairs, the green waters and green mountains are smiling, and from now on they will not suffer from the slavery, and the husband and wife will both return home... )
Oops~ I'll go!
This is a high-grade song? When I was a child, my grandfather listened to the 'Huangmei Opera' came out...
"Jade Emperor, let's listen to the next one..."
No, the Jade Emperor suddenly laughed. "Wukong, you don't have to change it anymore... This one is pretty good..."
(You plough the field and I weave cloth, I carry water to you to water the garden, although the cold kiln is broken, it can shelter from the wind and rain, and the love of husband and wife is bitter and sweet... )
“……”
Hearing the Jade Emperor say that she liked it, [Sun Wukong] was stunned on the spot, she just wanted to ask this Jade Emperor in her heart, do you know the meaning of this song "Tianxian Pei"?
"Tianxian Pei" is an ancient Han mythological love story, which tells the story of the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong~ The adaptation of the Banyoushu changed the folk lengthy book to seven fields, changed the seven fairies to take the initiative to go down to earth, changed Dong Yong's scholars to working people, and changed Fu Waifu Shanren to bully landlords.
But then again, the relationship between the Seven Fairies and the Jade Emperor is also quite awkward...
Because, in the ancient mythological history, there is a legend that the Queen Mother was the mother of the Jade Emperor. There is also a legend that the Jade Emperor was the queen mother in charge of men, and in charge of women. Later, when Journey to the West came out, the descendants married the Queen Mother to the Jade Emperor, and the seven fairies were all given to the Jade Emperor as daughters by the world.
Therefore, a folk legend has evolved that when Jiang Ziya was a god, he divided all the positions, and left one position, which was the Jade Emperor... Who is the seat of the Jade Emperor, Jiang Ziya is embarrassed to say that it is reserved for himself... At this time, Jiang Ziya happened to have an entourage named Zhang Youren, so he immediately sat up. Jiang Ziya was angry, because there was no position to seal, Jiang Ziya jumped on the beam of the house in a fit of anger, thinking that you are a friend of Zhang, I will sit on the beam of the house and press you, and there will be on the beam of the house in the future generations~ Jiang Taigong is here, and the gods abdicate. Jiang Ziya cursed the Jade Emperor at the same time, cursing the Jade Emperor, for generations, male thieves and female prostitutes...
Then, there was Erlang God: Erlang God's mother was the sister of the Jade Emperor, Si Fan in the lower realm, married a man surnamed Yang in the mortal world, and gave birth to Erlang God.
The Three Virgins: The Three Virgins are the nieces of the Jade Emperor, and her brother is Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, and Liu Yanchang, a scholar in the world, gave birth to agarwood.
Weaver Girl: Weaver Girl is the granddaughter of the Queen Mother, and the lingering love story of the Cowherd, touching the heavens and the earth, so far, the seventh day of the seventh month, also known as the Qixi Festival, the Qiqiao Festival. Han folklore has it that on the seventh night of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, the magpie built a bridge on the Milky Way, so that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met on the bridge.
Seven Fairies: The Seven Fairies are the daughters of the Queen Mother, and the story between them and Dong Yong has been passed down for 2,000 years, and has evolved into the Huangmei Opera "Tianxian Pei"...
It's now, the Jade Emperor feels like a good song...
On the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, rippling with this kind of music~
(Although the cold kiln can be broken to shelter from the wind and rain, the love between husband and wife is bitter and sweet, you and I are like mandarin ducks, flying in the world with wings... )
But!
The embarrassment of myths and stories is embarrassing, the information in that era was not developed, unlike now, sending a QQ, WeChat or something, can be quickly received...
Therefore, many mythological allusions are different in traditional Taoist and folk versions...
Just like [Monkey King] guessed before that Monkey King's teacher, Patriarch Bodhi, was Taishang Laojun...
For example, the seven fairies: the origin of the seven immortals, one is astronomical worship, which is related to the seven stars of the Nusu Fu Basket, the Seven Stars of the Pleiades, the three stars of the Cow Su Weaver Girl, and the four stars of the Nusu Wu Nu. The second is due to the idea of ascending immortals in the Qin and Han dynasties, and the image of the feather man was produced.
In other words, they are all fairies who evolved from the stars in the sky...
How did she become the daughter of the Jade Emperor Lao'er and the Queen Mother??
And!
Queen Mother: The full name is the Golden Mother of the West Wang, the Queen Mother of the West, the Queen Mother, the Golden Mother, etc. She is the goddess of immortality in ancient mythology, who is in charge of immortality, punishes evil, and warns of disasters. In Taoist mythology, the Queen Mother of the West is the leader of the female immortals, the ruler of yin qi, the goddess of creation who gives birth to all things, and the patriarch of the Quanzhen Sect.
But among the people, there are many versions of her.
For example, the queen mother's legitimate husband, the prince of the east-
Eastern Prince: Also known as Mu Gong, Eastern Emperor Gong, the belief of Eastern Princes may have originally originated from the ancient sun god worship, and the Warring States Chu believed in the Eastern Emperor Taiyi God, that is, the deified sun god, which was the predecessor of the Eastern Prince. In the Han Dynasty, the murals of the Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East were written as Emperor Taiyi.
This is obvious, the prince of the east, the queen mother of the west... What a match for two names, one east and one west.
However, there are also speculations that show that the Queen Mother of the West and the Queen Mother are the same person, the Eastern Princes and the Western Queen Mother are mythical characters who appeared in the pre-Qin period, and there was no Taoism at that time, and the Jade Emperor was a mythical figure that appeared during the Eastern Jin Dynasty and the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and had nothing to do with the Eastern Prince, when Taoism had appeared for two hundred years.
And the Jade Emperor: In Taoism, it is called "Haotian Jinque Jade Emperor Xuanqiong High God", "Jade Emperor Great Tianzun", "High Heavenly Sage Great Merciful Jade Emperor Great Tianzun Xuanqiong High God", "Xuanqiong High God" and "Heavenly Gong". The Jade Emperor's status in the heavenly realm is like that of the emperor of the world, with thirty-six heavens in charge and seventy-two lands under his jurisdiction, and he is in charge of all things in the gods, immortals, Buddhas, saints, the world, and the underworld, and his power is boundless.
But in "Journey to the West" and "Fengshen List", the Jade Emperor obviously doesn't have that much ability...
But—
These are not the issues that [Monkey King] has to consider now...
Her problem is to successfully complete the task of the system -
"Wukong, your gift~ Bendi is very satisfied~" The Jade Emperor Lao'er was extremely happy, so he said: "What reward do you want? or what official position do you like?"
The implication is that the original position of [Bi Ma Wen] is too small... Let her choose a bigger one!!
This is a precedent in Heavenly Court~
Never, there has never been a god who has such treatment...
Some immortals want to oppose it, but they all have gifts brought by [Sun Wukong] from Huaguo Mountain in the Nether Realm, such as: spiced melon seeds, chicken feet, chewing gum, spicy strips, cola, etc., etc... Almost everybody has a share...
Even the guards guarding the door of the heavenly court were given the Alpine lollipops given by [Monkey King]~
As the saying goes, eating people with soft mouths and short hands with people, they are good, eating and taking-
All the great immortals, this objection is faceless...
[Monkey King] helpless~
Take this opportunity to ask the Jade Emperor Lao'er to let himself be in charge of all the fairies such as Baicao Fairy, Wulin Fairy, Yao Ji, Jingwei, Luo Concubine, Jiutian Xuannu, Oriental Blue Waist Jade Girl, Southern Chiqi Jade Girl, Western Bai Su Jade Girl, Northern Xuanguang Jade Girl, Central Huang Su Jade Girl, Mrs. Wang Huacun, Jade Girl Li Qingsun, etc.
What a great opportunity!!
Use the means of justice and integrity to bathe with these fairies... Gently stroking the various fairies of the European pie ~ quack quack ~ how happy ~ Pity!
She can only be - Bi Ma Wen!!
No way, this is the system side quest 1~
"However, the fairies' Oupai ~ (anti-inflammatory) will not give up drops~'
Thereupon!
[Sun Wukong] pretended to be righteous and replied.
"Back to the Jade Emperor, when I came to Heaven, Tai Bai Xing had already told me... Let me be temporary..."[Monkey King] bit very hard for the time being.
"Let me temporarily serve as the Heavenly Court Bi Ma Wen, although, in the Nether Ming Dynasty, he was a horse supervisor, and his official position was the fourth grade, from the fourth rank or the fifth grade, he was not a big official..."
"But I am a female monkey, in the Northern Wei Dynasty Jia Sixian's book "Qi Min Yaoshu", it is said: 'Often tied to the macaque in the horse workshop, so that the horse is not afraid, ward off evil, and eliminate all kinds of diseases. ’”
"In the Ming Dynasty Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica", there is also a saying that 'the stable accumulates the female monkey and repels the horse plague'. ”
This story of "Journey to the West" has obvious social significance. Wu Chengen here is unmistakably ridiculing the rulers of the current dynasty who do not know how to use people, Wu Chengen, as a "famous" literati, did not get a "year tribute student" until he was in his forties, and became a Changxing County Cheng in his sixties. Wu Chengen's story of the Monkey King's rebellion is fighting for himself and for all the talented people in the world.
But!
Here, it is used by [Sun Wukong] in reverse.
"Therefore, [Sun Wukong] naturally understands the Jade Emperor's good intentions..."
[Sun Wukong] moved with affection and reason: "Plus, Wukong, I came from the Nether Zhao'an... It is understandable to start as a petty official. ”
The Jade Emperor was embarrassed when he heard it, at first, when he heard that this Monkey King was making trouble in the Dragon Palace and the underworld, he thought that he was a stubborn person who was not educated, but he didn't want to, he was so sophisticated and the same culture.
Although, in front of Ben Di, he gave gifts to every immortal...
It's a bit of a bribe... But, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, she [Sun Wukong] is doing a bright and upright job...
Give it privately, that's a bribe!
However, on the bright side, it is given... That's sensible!!
In particular, his Jade Emperor's [subwoofer] is the most novel, and it can also play all kinds of music... Even in the entire Heavenly Court, there is no such magical thing. He was very satisfied.
And so—
The Jade Emperor Lao'er waved his hand.
"Okay, good![Wukong], what you say... It's kind of moved Bendi-"
"That's it!"
"The immortal horses of the Heavenly Court are still under your control—but, from today onwards, the position of Bi Ma Wen will change from the original petty official... Now he has been promoted by three levels, although the essence remains the same, but, the official position, is the same level as Marshal Tianpeng and General Roller Blind——"
As soon as these words fell, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall was in an uproar.
The gods are talking...
[Sun Wukong] had sharp eyes, and when he saw a few people who couldn't help but speak, he hurriedly bent down and bowed.
"Xie Di Longen—"
The gods, seeing that the matter was settled, endured it... No more openings.
…
But!
Heavenly Court, originally a small position of [Bi Ma Wen], was able to reach the honorific title of marshal and general, which really made countless immortals whisper...
For a while, the entire heavenly court spread - the female monkey [Monkey King] This character -
Speaking of [Monkey King]!!
All of them gave a thumbs up~
Awesome~Mouth~Hanging flying~
…
[Monkey King] just arrived at the local office, and it was rumored in the system.
[Congratulations to the host, using wisdom, successfully completing side quest 1...]
[Monkey King] is naturally a great joy...
In the original play, [Bi Ma Wen] has two subordinates, who are flattering and bullying, typical villains... looks down on Sun Wukong, the top boss. However, as soon as this female monkey [Monkey King] came, they were scared~
Why!
Because, [Sun Wukong] directly took out her big mouth~ ...
Ahem, it's her wishful golden hoop stick - take it out!!
What is the golden hoop stick? It is the divine iron smelted by Taishang Laojun, the Dinghai Divine Needle left after the water control, weighing 13,500 catties~
Sun Wukong can make the old dragon king obediently hand over his weapon with his bare hands, and go down to the underworld to turn the world upside down, and now, with a wishful golden hoop stick...
A new broom sweeps clean... There was no need to burn it at all, and those subordinates were all prostrate on the ground in fright, trembling.
You must know that [Sun Wukong] is now a celebrity next to the Jade Emperor Lao'er~
The great immortals on the entire Lingxiao Treasure Palace, who did not receive her benefits...
Forced to sit the position of [Bi Ma Wen] to the level of marshal and general...
Let's ask, for such a boss who writes to the sky, how dare they disobey and be bullied, even if they go to make a small report like in the original play... There's nowhere to play~
"Hahaha, this is called the mountain is not high, and there is a fairy name. The water is not deep, but if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual..."
"Now, I, [Monkey King], can still put this little official [Bi Ma Wen] to the level of a handsome and a general——"
After [Sun Wukong] was triumphant, he began to hehe~ laughed.
"Side quest 2, you need to eat 5 peaches of the Queen Mother... Side quest 3, ask to eat Taishang Laojun's 1 gourd elixir..."
"Shall we do that task first?"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey~ Needless to say, of course, where there is a beautiful fairy girl paper~ Go where first~~"
"Wowhaha~ Pan Taoyuan, Seven Fairies~ My Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey King Monkey King [Monkey King] is here... You're ready~Oupai doesn't~Oupai Oupai~Hey, hey~" (To be continued.) )