The audience immediately burst into laughter when they heard this.

"Ouch, I'll go, Xu Xuan, this real Nima is funny, haha!"

"yes, what is this thing really good for, it's so funny to make an opening haha!"

"It's really funny, hahaha!"

"This opening baggage is really funny, haha!"

……

The audience laughed and discussed, quite satisfied with Xu Xuan's opening burden.

I saw Xu Xuan on the stage and said: "So my work can't be compared with yours." ”

Lin Ying'er looked puzzled and said, "What's the matter?"

Xu said: "We were beaten twice in three days, and our noses and faces were swollen!"

Lin Ying'er suddenly said when she heard this: "You participated in boxing!"

Xu Duan said with a sigh: "I have to play with my life." ”

Lin Ying'er nodded and said, "The confrontation is strong." ”

Xu asserted: "The risk is too great. ”

Lin Ying'er said: "That's the spirit." ”

Xu said: "Be careful!"

Lin Yinger said: "It's good to get used to it." ”

Xu asserted: "I'm afraid that people will be caught." ”

Lin Ying'er said: "You hide quickly." ”

Xu said: "If you catch it, you will be beaten to death!"

Lin Yinger said: "Then the other party will foul!"

I saw Xu Duan said angrily: "What does he care about you, just the day before yesterday, six young men hung me up and beat me, and scolded while beating." Xu Duan said that he slapped his hand forward and looked like he was beating: "Let your kid steal the wallet!"

Burst!

The audience almost didn't laugh when they heard this, your sister, after talking for a long time, it was so lively and co-yours with a thief, no wonder you keep saying that you are scared, who will hang if you don't hang your guts?

"Hahaha, I'll take this turn hahaha!"

"God turns, I know that there is a hexagram here, I didn't expect it to be so smashed, haha!"

"Haha, this thing is so funny haha!"

"Ouch, what are you laughing at so happy?"

"That's it, what are you laughing at, hurry up and talk about it!"

"Xu Xuan said cross talk, it's very funny, haha!"

"That's right, Xu Xuan said cross talk, it's very funny!"

"I'm rubbing, why did the grandson steal the job again?"

"That's it, that grandson, Nima, grabbed his job and went to the cross talk actor without saying a word!"

"Do you see it?"

"Nonsense, of course I read it, how can I criticize that grandson's immoral behavior of stealing a job?"

"That's it, you have to watch it, you have to get the first-hand information of that grandson grabbing a job!"

Popular science netizens: "......"

……

Suddenly, many netizens ran to see Xu Duan's cross talk.

On the stage, Lin Ying'er said with a speechless look: "Are you a thief?"

Xu Juyan looked dissatisfied when he heard this, and said, "You see how can such a cultured person like you say such ugly words? What is a thief?"

"What should I call you?"

"Dig into the bag. ”

Audience: Poof!

"Isn't this different?" Lin Ying'er said speechlessly.

"I'm really enough, in order to steal this little thing, I secretly tremble all day long, and I don't live in a chic way at all, I'm really enough, I regret how I became a thief?" Xu Duan said with a look of remorse.

"It's good to get it. ”

"It's better to block the road and rob it!"

The audience leaned back and fell back when they heard the words.

"Really, if you catch a roadblock and rob you, you can save yourself from such a crime. Xu asserted.

"Oh no, no. Lin Ying'er stopped Xu and said, "I said that as long as you make up your mind to make corrections, I will do my best to help you!"

"Good Samaritan, it's all right with you!" Xu Xuanyan said with a grateful look on his face.

"It's not. Lin Yinger said.

"But if I wash my hands thoroughly, they won't spare me. Xu asserted.

"You're part of a gang?"

"Huh?" Xu Xuanyan turned his head to look at Lin Ying'er and asked angrily, "Who joined the hooligan gang?"

"And you..."

"The one I joined is called a thief company!" Xu Duan said with a proud look.

"Thief company?!" Lin Ying'er looked strange.

"Full name, Thief Financial Co., Ltd."

The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.

"Hahaha, the thief financial return Nima Co., Ltd. hahaha!"

"Poofha, return Nima joint-stock system haha!"

"Who are the shareholders of this Nima? ha!"

"No, I have to call my friend to come and take a look, Xu Xuan's grandson is too funny haha!"

"I also called my friend to come and see, haha, when will this grandson still talk about cross talk!"

"I also want to call my classmates over and resolutely resist Xu Xuan's shameless behavior of snatching jobs haha!"

……

The audience laughed and called friends to come over with them, and suddenly more and more viewers watched the show.

Stage.

"How many people are in your company?" asked Lin Ying'er with a curious look.

"More than a hundred. Xu asserted.

"More than a hundred thieves?!"

"It's not all thieves, it's just the two of us who really stick to the front line. Xu Duan said with a shy face.

"What about the others?"

"They are all leading cadres. ”

"Do you thief company and leading cadres?" Lin Ying'er looked surprised when she heard this.

"Hey, what you said: the train runs fast because of the headband, the cadres take the lead, the thief has energy, the thief has no leader, it must be bad to steal, either steal less, or can't run. Xu asserted.

"That's right!" Lin Ying'er said.

The audience immediately laughed when they heard this.

"What kind of cadres do you have?" asked Lin Ying'er.

"Which cadre is more, a general manager, forty-eight deputy managers. Xu asserted.

"Forty-eight people?" Lin Ying'er said in surprise.

"Everyone's in charge. ”

"What's the matter?"

"There are those in charge of administration, business, organization, propaganda, logistics, and family planning," Xu Duan said, counting his fingers.

"Hey, wait a while, wait a while, your thief company still has family planning?" Lin Ying'er said speechlessly.

"What you said, everyone has family planning, we thieves give birth to thieves casually, thieves give birth to thieves, thieves give birth to young thieves, thieves give birth to more and more, there are fewer and fewer good people, who do we steal?" Xu Duan said disdainfully that Lin Ying'er couldn't understand his thoughts.

The audience burst into laughter.

"You're also trying to maintain ecological balance. Lin Yinger said.

"Of course, this is all at the upper level, and the division of labor between the departments at the next level is even more detailed. Xu asserted.

"What's the subject?" Lin Ying'er asked.

"Just take this security section as an example......" Xu asserted.

"Hey, no, you wait a while, why do you thief company want to protect the department?" Lin Ying'er stopped Xu and said.

"It's so necessary, more than 100 thieves are gathered together, if there is something in the company without the protection of the company, there will be nothing in the blink of an eye?

The audience burst out laughing when they heard the words, and some of them were eating and sprayed a screen on the spot.

"Ouch my mom, this grandson is too nima to tease haha!"

"The more thieves den, the more important it is to strengthen the anti-theft work hahaha!"

"I seem to have seen a group of thieves playing, hahaha!"

……

(End of chapter)