"This is also a house thief that is difficult to prevent. Lin Ying'er shook her head and smacked her lips.

"Of course, these are all permanent institutions, and there is a central task to catch up, and there are many temporary institutions to be added. Xu asserted.

"What kind of institutions are there?" asked Lin Ying'er.

"That's a lot, you have to set up a spring thief office during the Spring Festival, right?" Xu asserted.

"What? Spring... Steal... Do it?" Lin Yinger looked puzzled.

"Raid and burglary of the office during the Spring Festival, referred to as the Spring Theft Office!" Xu asserted.

Audience: Poof!

"What about Women's Day?" asked Lin Ying'er.

"Set up a female thief office. ”

"May Fourth Youth Day. ”

"Green thieves. ”

"Children's Day. ”

"Kid steals. ”

"You don't miss any holidays. Lin Ying'er said speechlessly.

"You said that it's a New Year's holiday, and we will set up a yuan theft office at today's Lantern Festival party!" Xu said proudly.

"Stealing this?!" Lin Ying'er exclaimed.

When the audience heard this, they immediately burst into laughter again, not to mention how enthusiastic the applause was.

"Our director is here in person!" Xu Duanju said with a proud look on his face.

"Who are your directors?" asked Lin Ying'er curiously.

"Don't say it!"

"You tell me one person!" Lin Ying'er and Xu Gui got together and whispered.

"Our director is..."Xu Duan said to Lin Ying'er with the appearance of an underground party joint.

"Who?"

"Guan Xiaoting!" Xu said.

Hearing the words at the scene, she immediately burst into laughter, because Guan Xiaoting is the first sister of CCTV, the host of the Lantern Festival Gala, and she also hosted the Spring Festival Gala, and there is no one in the country who does not know her.

At this time, the camera was given to Guan Xiaoting, and Guan Xiaoting herself was also smiling.

"Comrades, you have to pay attention, maybe you will start this at some point!" Lin Yinger said with a look of reminding everyone to pay attention.

"Actually, it's all a fictitious organization, not doing anything, this person is superficial, and he said that he wanted to streamline it for several years, and the more streamlined he was, the more people he had. Xu Duan said with a helpless look: "No way, it's all pulling the relationship through the back door." In fact, we have to be a cadre when the superiors send it, in fact, we are a very professional unit, it does not mean that an individual comes to our work as a cadre, a layman leads an insider, blindly commands, there is no one who does not have an accident, you say this person can do it, people say no, say this person is not good, people say okay, you are still angry, we circulate a couplet there, it is too illustrative. ”

"What couplet?" Lin Ying'er asked curiously.

"Shanglian is: if you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it, you can do it!"

"Downlink. ”

"If you say no, you can't do it, you can't do it!"

"Horizontal batch. ”

"If you don't accept it, you can't do it!"

……

Poof, haha.

"Ouch my mom, this pair is really professional hahaha!"

"It's so funny haha, it's not okay if you don't accept it!"

"I, Nima, is just like what's happening around me haha!"

"Who said no, hahaha, isn't this Nima like this?

"Hahaha, Xu Xuan, what does this Nima think. ”

"Ouch, what are you laughing at?"

"Xu Xuan said cross talk, Tai Nima is funny!"

"Xu Duan will also say cross talk, is it really fake?"

"I'll you, buddy upstairs, you're from an alien, what won't that grandson?"

"That grandson is so crazy about grabbing a job, and he has a stinky and shameless thing, won't he?"

"The truth, that stinky and shameless thing can't do anything, if it weren't for the fact that the man didn't give birth to a child, I doubt that the grandson would have had a child by himself when he was fine!"

"Haha, the truth about having a child, that grandson may be thinking about how to have a child by himself!"

"Ouch, I'll rub it, so what the grandson said is really funny?"

"It's a must, Nima has a few words and a laugh, the laughter is too dense, and my stomach hurts to laugh!"

"Who isn't, I'm also laughing and my stomach hurts and I can't stand it. ”

"Ouch, then I won't look at Liaoning, I'll come over to see Xu Duan's cross talk. ”

"I'll also come over to take a look, this grandson Zhen Nyima can do anything. ”

……

on stage.

"This is still a generation of literate thieves. Lin Yinger said.

"The most important thing is to set up a team, and then issue a target of several thousand yuan. Xu asserted.

"Then steal it!" Lin Ying'er said with a flirtatious look.

"It's easier said than done, you haven't stolen lately. Xu Duan said helplessly.

"That's... I haven't stolen it!" Lin Ying'er nodded in agreement when she heard this, but before she finished speaking, she reacted to Xu Xuan's appearance of digging a pit for her, and said angrily.

Audience: Hahaha!

"That is to say, we have few people to steal large items, and it is not worth stealing small items. I stole the passbook and didn't dare to take it. I want to steal cash but I'm afraid of running into plainclothes. Sometimes it's tiring. After all the hard work, I can't steal tens of thousands of dollars in a day," Xu said.

"That's a lot, then!" Lin Ying'er stopped Xu and said.

Audience: Poof!

"The key is that it's not slow enough to spend. Xu asserted.

"As for it?" said Lin Ying'er.

"I'll do the math for you. ”

"Okay, you do the math. ”

"There are more than 100 thieves in our company, eating, drinking, sleeping, moving, sitting, lying and walking, it costs money, right?"

"Oh, it costs. Lin Ying'er nodded.

"Endless meetings at tourist spots, it costs money, right?"

"Oh......" Lin Ying'er nodded suddenly when she heard this.

"That's not all, our leading cadres still have to go abroad for inspection! You said you are a thief company, what are you going abroad to investigate? You say that it is to learn advanced foreign theft technology!" Xu Duan said with a look of dismay.

Audience: Poof!

"This is also to break out of Asia and steal into the world. Lin Ying'er said with a smile.

"The most intolerable thing is to see other companies advertising on TV, and our company will also advertise!" Xu Duan said with a look of unbearable expression.

"Your thief company also wants to advertise?" Lin Ying'er looked surprised when she heard this.

Xu said: "Even the advertising words have been written. ”

Lin Ying'er asked curiously, "What word?"

"Friend, do you want to get rich quickly? join the company of thieves, it can make you rich overnight. The contact person of our company..."

"Who?"

"It is not advisable to spread the word. ”

"Phone number?"

"Confidentiality for the time being. ”

"Fax registration?"

"No comment. ”

"Work address?"

"Take a shot and change places. ”

"Then where to find it?" Lin Ying'er said speechlessly.

The audience laughed so miserably that they almost laughed and cried.

"I'll it, this Nima advertising slogan is really amazing, haha!"

"Who says it's not, it's also a big brain when you encounter such an advertisement, hahaha!"

"Ouch, I'm going to go, what do you think about this product, haha?"

"If you don't say that this grandson dares to mix with the advertising industry, the real Nima with a brain is different from ordinary people, haha!"

"But isn't it, this kind of advertising word can be imagined by Nima, and it is really a lack of virtue and no limit, haha!"

(End of chapter)