Chapter 9: Ouch, Ape Dung
Su Can's expression froze, and his eyes slowly focused, and he saw a woman on the balcony of the opposite building, facing a woman with teeth and claws.
Su Can's face was stunned at first, and then his eyes widened, this world is too small, right, he actually lives opposite this shrew?
Isn't this shrew in front of her her current boss?
Su Can was also trembling, and then he listened to a crackling sound behind him, and those things that were originally out of gravity returned to the embrace of the earth.
Looking at the room as if it had been swept by devils, the corners of Su Can's mouth twitched, it seemed that his control was still not at home, but he was more curious about why this woman was here?
Shouldn't a woman like this arrogant live in a small western-style building, drive a small western-style car, drink small foreign wine, play with foreign devils, and even use a vibrator in the European and American versions, right?
But since it's half a neighbor, shouldn't you say hello?
Su Can rubbed his somewhat stiff face and grinned a smile that he thought was very gentle: "Hey, what a coincidence!"
Although this woman is a little unreasonable, a little rude, and her figure has shrunk a lot compared to hibiscus, but distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, maybe it will be too late to go to the village entrance hair washing room in the future, so you can solve it nearby.
"You're a big-headed ghost. Qin Qin gritted her teeth angrily, she was in a very bad mood today, she didn't expect to meet the guy who made her tired when she was drying, and the most hateful thing was that this guy was still staring at a few pieces of underwear that he was drying without blinking, so how could she not be angry.
"Fate, you see that there are more than 30 million people in the pearl, the two of us can meet in the same company, and we can live in the opposite building, do you say this is fate?
"Get out!"
"Biao sauce purple, everyone is an adult......" Su Can's mouth was almost grinning to the back of his head, and a pair of eyes lingered on the small red, green, and green pieces of cloth on the balcony opposite.
Qian Yangyang saw the other party's glowing eyes, and quickly withdrew the clothes on the hanger, but his face turned red instantly: "What do you see, be careful that I gouge your dog eyes." ”
"It's not like I haven't seen it. Su Can said disdainfully.
"Die. ”
Qian Yangyang couldn't hold back any longer, grabbed the immortal finger on the balcony, and smashed it directly towards Su Can's side, but it seemed to underestimate the distance between the two......
"Ouch, who's damn littering at night, lacking virtue......" In the dark, a pig-like scream sounded, "Fuck, fairy finger?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm ...... I threw the wrong ......" Qian Yangyang was in a hurry for a while, she must be in a bad relationship with this bastard, otherwise why would there always be an accident when she saw this bastard.
"Ouch, beauty, I can't sleep at night, don't use the fairy finger indiscriminately, come down and play with my brother, my brother's fairy finger is thicker than this." "Downstairs now I guess the one who was smashed quite miserably, and suddenly found that it was a super beauty who smashed me, and I couldn't help whistling.
"Let's go home and play in the mud. Qian Qinyang was angry, he blamed the dead old man at home, he had to find himself a stepmother younger than himself, if it weren't for this, he wouldn't need to run away from home, and he wouldn't need to live in this shitty place pitifully and meet such a group of bastards.
"Ouch, it's quite spicy, it's delicious, my brother likes it! Little girl, wash it upstairs and wait, my brother will go up and ...... it right away."
"......" Qian Yangyang looked at the posture of the little gangsters below, and was also a little flustered, and noticed that the culprit in the opposite building was completely looking at the posture of watching a good show, and couldn't help but be angry, "Hey, I said that you are not a man, is there a man like you." ”
"Am I a man, haven't you seen it?" Su Can was so happy in his heart, looking at this chick's frightened appearance, he suddenly felt that under the fierce appearance of this chick, there was still a little cuteness.
Seeing Su Can on the other side, Qian Yangyang angrily went back to the room and picked up the kettle and smashed it at this bastard......
Alas, why didn't this dead-eyed woman accept the lesson of the last time?
So in the darkness......
"Ouch, it's burning me......"
"Stinky, wait for me, uncle, I'll go up now......"
"Brothers, those who see it have a share!"
"Haha......" Su Can couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed heartily, this woman is so happy, Su Can really sympathizes with those unlucky people downstairs, and met such a woman with a tendon in her head.
"Who, who's fucking laughing. In the darkness, an angry voice sounded, "Get out of here." ”
"Your uncle, your skin is itchy, right, who is it? Su Can's face darkened, and he stretched out his head and scolded at the street downstairs.
There was silence in the darkness, and then a nervous voice sounded: "Ouch, it turned out to be Brother Su, you...... When are you back...... I don't know if you're old and back, you're my Laozi, you're my Laozi. ”
"Fuck off, I don't have a son as old as you. ”
"Yes, yes, I'll get out of here. ”
The little gangsters who were still shouting at the beginning ran away in the blink of an eye.
There's no way, the little ancestor in front of him is a well-known ruthless person in this community, who doesn't know this in this area?
I think back then, when they were still in school, I heard that a boss of the school was beaten and hospitalized by this guy because he molested someone's little girlfriend......
Five years ago, Old Man Su seemed to have been in a car accident and hung up? After this guy came back once, he was never heard from again, why did he suddenly appear again?
"You're not a good thing, huh. Looking at this scene, Qian Yangyang was also a little stunned, then glared at the bastard opposite the building viciously, and turned around and entered the room angrily.
"Okay, okay, I'm going to ignore it. ”
"Die. Qian Yangyang, who had just entered the house, rushed out angrily again, but this time the woman learned to be obedient and smashed a cloth doll with her hand......
"Ouch, throw hydrangeas, I like it!"
"You...... You wait for me tomorrow......" Qian Yangyang gritted her teeth, the little woman will take revenge, it will be late for ten years, wait for tomorrow to go to work, fight at home, and be sure to dress this bastard in small shoes and dress as a foot-bound old woman.
Looking at the door closed angrily by the chick on the other floor, and even took back the underwear on the balcony, Su Can couldn't help but sigh, and was wondering if to buy a telescope to come back and peep, but when he saw his messy room like a garbage dump, Su Can could only resign himself to cleaning up, and at this moment, Fatty Bo's call came in.
As soon as it was connected, there was a fat wave shouting:
"Hurry up, go online, the copy is missing one of the three, and the brothers are waiting for you. ”
Su Can decisively dropped the broom, now playing the game by himself is a revolutionary task, in order to be able to abuse that chick every day in the future, it is the king to upgrade quickly.
Turn on the computer, log in to the game, and start looking for the three goods of Fat Bo.
The game IDs of these three goods can be called the best, and you can find them as soon as you find them.
Fatty Bo's ID spicy sausage, Wong Tai Sin's ID chicken sausage, and Wang Qiang's ID, it's outrageous, corn sausage, as soon as he saw the name, Su Can thought of indigestion......
Of course, Su Can would not be as vulgar as these three goods, looking at his ID name, Su Can smiled and said nothing.
Shuanghui is the king of kings!
Look at your name, you can see that you are a cultural person!
The four of them are the four musketeers of the vertical and horizontal game!
Su Can was about to go to find the copy of the three goods, when the head of a person with an ID called a pure little beauty flashed, Su Can opened it and looked, I damn it, a series of classic national scoldings, bombarded indiscriminately, isn't it the little woman in the opposite building.
Looking at the time, it was sent this afternoon, and then looking at the ID avatar, it is still online?
Su Can was stunned for a moment, then hooked the corners of his mouth, and smiled wickedly, he was idle anyway, killing and killing, how much?
The familiar car teleported back to the novice area, and before he could find it, he saw a familiar figure in the wild, busy killing small monsters, and the level had actually rushed to level 30.
Su Can didn't say a word, and rushed up, just brushing and brushing a few big moves to serve.
"Ahh ”
Su Can tilted his head, why did this voice sound so pleasant?
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