The most painful thing every morning is to overcome the pressure of the quilt and the gravitational pull of the earth, and then try to get out of bed.

Su Can closed his eyes, there was no way, he fought in the middle of the night last night and successfully killed the woman back to zero, but the consequence was obvious lack of sleep.

The mobile phone ringing at the bedside rang persistently...... I'll wait another minute, maybe the next...... A minute later...... Can you give me time to sing a song and tightly turn that hug into an eternal ...... Three minutes later...... In another five minutes, in another five minutes, the rocket has already risen into space, five minutes, that is, five minutes...... Five minutes later...... Every day is Sunday, every day is a new discovery, my world belongs to me, and I hope it doesn't change......

Su Can originally wanted to be lazy in bed, but when he remembered that he was not a security guard now, but the secretary of the shrew, he bullied that woman so badly last night, and the ghost knew if he would take the opportunity to sprinkle fire on himself today.

In order not to give the woman any excuses, Su Can still got up quickly.

As a handsome guy, he spends a lot of time on grooming and dressing up every day, spending a full three minutes, combing himself with a handsome partial, and also very luxurious to do a maintenance on his face with SOD secret, wearing a T-shirt that just came back from the night market a few days ago, with a skull printed on his chest, and a domineering side leak, he leisurely rushed to the bus stop at the entrance of the community, and the shuttle bus he needed to take slowly drove into the platform.

And what made Su Can ecstatic was that the car door opened in front of his heels for the first time in history.

Looking at the obvious vacant position in the carriage, at this moment, he only felt that Bruce Lee was possessed, Dongfang was undefeated in the world, his body was as light as a swallow, and he couldn't fly on the wall, how could the other guys who squeezed the car be his opponents?

I have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old cow on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest.

People block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha......

Seeing that he was about to step on the bus with his feet raised, he was unexpectedly surrounded by crowds, and in the blink of an eye, he squeezed himself out of a meter away.

", what kind of quality are they......" Su Can was dumbfounded, and then desperately picked up the ditch and squeezed in, but he was squeezed crookedly, and he saw that he was getting farther and farther away from the car door.

"Uh......" Su Can's face changed, his body was also stunned, and then his eyes widened and rounded, and he reached out tremblingly and patted the eldest sister who was twisting her fat body in front of her, squeezing hard......

"What are you doing!" the eldest sister turned her head viciously and said fiercely.

"Eldest sister, I know martial arts, I can do it, but even I am afraid. Su Can said tremblingly.

"The old lady will cut off her children and grandchildren. The fat-faced eldest sister said very arrogantly.

Su Can's face turned red, then blue, and then turned white: "Eldest sister, you stepped on my feet......"

"You're sick!" The eldest sister glanced at Su Can with disdain, and jumped on Su Can's instep with her high heels, and her body, which had a tonnage of more than 200 catties, was actually as light as a swallow and squeezed into the car......

"Whew......"

Su Can's tears of pain came out, holding his feet and screaming in place, but seeing that the bus was about to close, he still hurriedly grabbed the door and ran up, but he was far away from the eldest sister before, and the style of that foot was simply too ecstatic.

"Master driver, wait...... Wait ......" Just as Su Can got into the car, a panting voice came, the voice seemed to be a little familiar, and when he turned his head, he saw a guy rushing into the car, it was actually his top boss and neighbor, Qian Yangyang, that little woman!

Looking at this guy's outfit at this time, it was miserable, his clothes were disheveled, unkempt, thousands of dollars of high heels were playing the role of slippers, and his eyes that had obviously not woken up were covered with huge dark circles, and there were unknown objects in the corners of his eyes, and he almost didn't cover his eyes, which mental hospital had released this goods......

Yesterday, I actually felt that this woman was a hibiscus out of the water, a tsundere little swan?

I'm really blind to my 24K titanium alloy old eyes, this is a dog's tail flower!

"Look at what you see, look again, be careful to gouge out your eyeballs. Qian Yangyang, who was originally panting, also noticed Su Can, and his face immediately darkened, it was really unlucky, he met this face that made her unappetizing early in the morning.

Ever since I met this bastard, I have been doing things wrong, glaring at this bastard viciously, and then began to open my small bag, and found out the mini vanity mirror and makeup bag......

There is time to quarrel with this bastard, so she should quickly clean up her makeup first, she doesn't want to be untidy on the first day of work.

Oh my god, whose eyes are this!

Qian Yangyang almost threw the mirror away, and then the fire that had been extinguished rose again, and it was all that damn ham sausage, the damn king of kings.

This matter is not over, and one day my aunt will cut you back to level zero and lie on the ground to sing conquest to my aunt and grandmother.

……

"Bang dang!"

At this time, when the bus arrived at the next stop, the door opened, and another group of people crowded onto the bus, and the already crowded carriage became even more crowded......

Qian Yangyang frowned slightly, and then approached Su Can with a look of disgust, but tried to keep a safe distance.

It's just that the whole narrow carriage has already been crowded, where there is still the slightest gap, Qian Yangyang felt that his body was involuntarily squeezed together with this bastard, and the most terrible thing was that this bastard didn't know what he was carrying in his pocket, hard, and as the body shook, he was uncomfortable.

Qian Yangyang was very unhappy and turned his head to glare at the bastard behind him: "What are you doing, take it away, and suckle me." ”

"Eh!" Su Can's expression froze, "That...... Cell phone...... Domestic, a bit big!"

Su Can showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and then a strong man with a broken wrist reached out and grabbed it, and broke it to the side, and his body tried to get away from this woman.

However, as soon as Su Can's body moved back, he felt a surge of force from the crowd behind him, and his body was uncontrollable......

"Ahh

Damn bastard, you have to make inches, don't think it's great to have a domestic machine, the old lady's is still a big screen!

And with the sound, there was silence in the originally chaotic carriage......

"Uh!" Su Can's eyes widened, feeling the gazes cast from all around, Su Can glanced at Qian Qinqin very coyly, "That's it...... Just one!"

"......" Qian Yangyang was stunned for a moment, and then he felt a sweet throat, and he had an urge to vomit blood, God, why didn't you kill this bastard with a thunderbolt.

New hatred and old hatred, Qian Yangyang is ready to fight with this damn bastard, let this bastard know the power of his taekwondo black belt seven dan, but the driver seems to have a childlike heart to tease people, she didn't have time to go crazy, the moving bus suddenly braked, under inertia, Qian Yangyang felt that her body involuntarily leaned back, but fortunately, the crowd resisted her backward body, but before she could breathe a sigh of relief, a pair of eyes widened round......

The sudden sudden braking made Su Can's body lean forward uncontrollably, in order to control his body, Su Can instinctively stretched out his hand, and then grabbed it, but then, he felt that something was wrong, and before he could stop it, he slapped himself without warning: "Stinky and shameless!"

Su Can hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, and he could block the slap thrown over, fortunately, he did not regress, Su Can did not forget to touch a handful of meticulous hair, the head can be broken, and the hairstyle should not be messed up.

"Day!"

Su Can, who had just been complacent, widened his eyes, and when he looked down, he saw that on his pair of Wenzhou imitation cowhide shoes, a beautiful crystal shoe with a ten-centimeter-high heel was turning hard.

Su Can raised his head stiffly, and saw the woman in front of him with hideous eyes, gritted her teeth, and her eyes widened with anger......

Sure enough, the most poisonous woman's heart!

Su Can quickly withdrew his tragically ravaged feet, inhaled the cold air vigorously, and was ironclad.

And the screams of the woman in front of them made the two of them instantly become the focus of the whole car, and when they noticed the woman's expression of protecting her chest with one hand and her eyes breathing fire.

When everyone's eyes turned to Su Can again, they were either envious or disdainful, and some people shook their heads and sighed like defenders, as if he had become a scum of society and an enemy of the whole people.

Su Can could only secretly say that he was unlucky, and then twisted to the side with an indifferent face, anyway, he was almost at the station.

"Scum!" a voice came into his ears through gritted teeth.

“……”

I can't bear ......

"Stinky and shameless!"

I'll put up with it......

"Scum!"

...... "I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore, I am not a vegetarian, Su Can glanced at the arrogant man who was scolding next to him with disdain: "What's the big deal, isn't it just Xiaolongbao, go back and compensate you two!"

Qian Qinyang, who was originally gritting his teeth, was stunned, his eyes widened incredibly, and then reddened a little......

Xiao Long Bao!Xiao Long Bao?Xiao Long Bao......

Every word is like an awl, piercing into one's heart.

Looking at the stunned chick in front of him, Su Can felt the tranquility before the storm, and she must not be given time to brew, just at this moment, the bus has arrived at the station, not slipping at this time, but when?

"Ahh

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This book originated from reading books