Text Text_Chapter 114: Ridicule the Japanese people

The sentry was also humorous, and said with a smile: "You are an ordinary Japanese burly, but it seems that you are still a little worse than us Americans." ”

Not to mention, this sentry on duty is indeed tall and burly, and his body seems to be very strong. But what he said made me very uncomfortable, first mistaking me for a Japanese, and then comparing me to an American. No nation in the world is more confident than Americans. Although this kind of self-confidence is a spirit, it is difficult for people to accept. Fortunately, I have more contact with the Americans, and I don't have to worry about them. I just asked, "Excuse me, have the Japanese delegates moved in?"

The American sentry shrugged his shoulders and said, "I really don't know about this. However, when you arrived just now, I really thought it was the representative of Japan. ”

I pinched my nose and a bad idea came to me. I reminded the sentry: "It is still easier to distinguish between the Chinese and the Japanese. ”

The American sentry said, "How can you tell the difference? They are all Orientals, with yellow skin and black hair." It is not visible from the appearance at all. ”

I said, "It's easy. You can tell the difference from the outside. In general, it is the taller and more handsome who are Chinese. On the other hand, those who are obscene in appearance and short in stature are Japanese. Remember next time, it's easy to distinguish between Chinese and Japanese!"

The American sentry looked at me with a smile and said, "Oh, sir, you're really humorous." ”

I laughed and said, "It's not humor, it's the law."

The American sentry jokingly said, "Do you dare to say that in front of the Japanese?"

I said, "Dare." But I won't. I don't like to be disgusted with Japanese people, but I don't bother them for no reason. ”

The American sentry handed me the registered documents and said, "I have the impression that you people hate the Japanese. Why is that? Is it for World War II?"

I said, "Well, how to say it, it's not hate." For people, the word hate can be used to express inner disgust, but for animals, it is not appropriate to use the word hate. ”

The American sentry laughed, "Oh, you call them animals, but they look like people." ”

I said, "It's like a human." But not people. ”

The American sentry once again complimented me on my sense of humor, and then said with interest: "I admit that Japan has caused some damage to your country, but I have to say that the Japanese make really good movies and are very exciting." ”

I asked, "What is a movie?"

The American sentry looked surprised: "You really don't know or are you pretending to be on purpose? It's an adult, yellow ......**...... I have to say that the greatest contribution that Japan has made to the world is the training of a large number of advanced sex workers, and their films have indeed been widely disseminated all over the world. Even we Americans love their films. Especially there are two in it, I remember it very clearly, called, called Ai Iijima, and another called Muto Ran, and, there is another called Sora Aoi, haha, I said three. The Japanese are indeed very good at making adult films. ”

I was embarrassed.

I can't imagine that American GIs can talk about these things.

Is this open or vulgar?

But at the same time, I was asking myself, was my thinking too backward, or was the American GIs too far ahead of my time? I didn't even know what an actress meant. However, at this time, Japan's business was developing rapidly, and it was rapidly occupying the forbidden areas of adulthood in various countries around the world. Japan and the United States have done a pretty good job in this regard, but in reality, Japan has actually surpassed the United States to a large extent.

To be honest, I have to admit that I do have a bias against Japan as a country. Perhaps due to the influence of Japan's war of aggression against China, I am full of resentment towards the Japanese nation. I hate the Japanese and think that this is a people who are neither reasonable nor moral. Even when some high-ranking Japanese officials visited China, I would be very disgusted and indignant, and even wanted to quietly drag the high-ranking Japanese officials to a no-man's corner and beat them up in order to relieve my anger. But for the sake of the big picture, I can't do that. I had to stay calm.

I don't know if my prejudice against Japan is correct, but it's so hard for me to change my opinion about Japanese people.

Because I don't think what they're doing is human!

Coincidentally, while I was talking to the American sentry, the phone rang in the watchtower.

The American GI answered the phone and told me, "It's so interesting, we're talking about something." ”

I asked, "What do you mean?"

The American sentry said, "Now, the Japanese team has arrived at the airport. In ten minutes, they're going to be picked up here. ”

I let out an 'oh' sound, and suddenly a strong desire poured into my heart: I hope that I can have a few more tests with the representatives of Japan, and I will use my national kung fu to teach this so-called noble nation a hard lesson!

And this desire is becoming clearer and deeper.

But ten minutes later, the Japanese team really arrived.

I met Junichi Matsushita, the Prime Minister's close guard, a short and stubby man who was not tall but strong, and fit the basic characteristics of the Japanese. Junichi and I had a relationship with Matsushita last year, so we're no strangers.

Junichi Matsushita saw me walking at the door and got out of the car to greet me, he knew Chinese, but I was not very proficient in Japanese.

Therefore, Junichi Matsushita greeted me and came down to ask, "Zhao Long, did you come early?"

I nodded and said, "It's not early, you're one step ahead anyway." ”

Junichi Matsushita: "Leading, according to my understanding, this word doesn't seem very appropriate to use here, right?"

I laughed, "It's appropriate." Couldn't be more appropriate. ”

Junichi Matsushita's face darkened a little, and he said with a gloomy face: "Long Zhao, I know what you are hinting at, are you hinting that your country is ahead of Japan in all aspects, right?"

Heh, I underestimated the IQ and level of this Junichi Matsushita. So I said, "I guess that's okay. ”

Junichi Matsushita crossed his hands in front of his chest, quickly slashed two punches, and asked, "Do you think you will be ahead in this regard?"

I also threw a punch into the air without modesty, and said with a smile: "In this regard, it's not just the lead." You should know that the country is the ancestor of the world's martial arts, and the country's kung fu is at the leading level in the world!"

Panasonic shook his head and said, "No, no, no." You should know that in the past few years, your country's performance was not very good. You're already lagging behind in this area. ”

I said, "Whoever is behind and who is ahead will be known in a few days." ”

Panasonic was slightly stunned and asked, "Tell me, what do you mean?"

I laughed and said, "If you don't understand a word, go back and look it up in the dictionary! ”

Matsushita said innocently: "Why are you like this, it's not ...... at all It's also not friendly. ”

I said, "I'm friendly enough." I rarely speak to Japanese people alone in private. ”

Matsushita was devastated and asked, "Why, are you biased against us?"

I said forcefully, "You go and ask, which country has no prejudice against you Japan?"

Matsushita took me for a moment of sarcasm for no reason, and seemed to feel aggrieved. He finally put on an anxious look, waved his fist at me and said, "Zhao Long, you say this, it's too much, right?"

I said, "That's too much? I don't think so." ”

And then drifted away.

Panasonic yelled at my back, but I ignored him and just wandered down the road outside my apartment.

Really, I don't know why, I'm really not friendly in front of the Japanese. I think the Japanese are too hateful and deserve to be isolated from the rest of the world. Although this Junichi Matsushita is peaceful and polite on the surface, he is actually not a good bird. When he visited the country last year, he once quietly went to a certain house in Xianghongqi to find a young lady. The incident was discovered by one of his companions and reported to the ranks. But it may be that the Japanese nation is particularly open in terms of 'sexuality', and this Junichi Matsushita has not been punished in any way. If this kind of thing is spread out on the national guard, it will at least be dismissed or even expelled from the military.

At this moment, there was a click of a lady's leather shoes behind me, and according to the pace and frequency, I quickly judged the owner of the voice.

You Meng chewed bubble gum and got out, patted me on the shoulder from behind, and asked, "What are you doing Zhao Long, what are you running out to walk around?"

I said, "It's not okay to come out and relax?"

Yumeng asked, "Who is the person who spoke to you just now?"

I said, "Can't you see, it's Junichi Matsushita." ”

Yumeng was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "It's that guy! It's the Panasonic pervert who came to visit the country and secretly ran to the bath to find the young lady's happiness?"

I smiled and said, "Yumeng, don't talk about things so cruelly, it's okay, people Matsushita-kun can't be ashamed to die when they hear it!"

You Meng Zhenzhen said eloquently: "He is shameless at all, what are you afraid of?"

I thought I was prejudiced against Japanese people enough, but I didn't expect Yumu to be even better.

Yumu then said, "The Japanese have strange names. There are people called Matsushita or something, there are people called Yamamoto or something, and there are things called Tian or something, and even I heard that there is a woman in Japan called Matsushita pants pocket, it's really obedient, the Japanese are really a strange people!"

I said with a strong smile: "Yumeng, can you be a little more ladylike, why do you jump out of everything?"

You Meng said nonchalantly: "What this girl said is the truth, if you don't believe it, you can check it." also said, the Japanese are all descendants of Wu Dalang. ”

I almost laughed out loud: "You dream, you also believe all those gossip?"

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