Text Text_Chapter 115: Female Security Officer
Yumeng argued: "The analysis is very thorough, and there are historical records. Please search (@¥) to see the most complete!The fastest update is said to be that Wu Dalang did not die at that time, and he went to the Japanese island at that time by mistake. Japan was still a desert island at that time, and after Settling on the desert island, Takedaro created the Yamato nation with a wild woman. As for why it is called Yamato, it seems that after Mr. Wu Dalang was poisoned by Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, it was because he accidentally drank the water in a big river to dissolve the poison in his body, and in order to thank the river for saving his life, Wu Dalang called his descendants the Yamato (river) nation. Later, there were more and more people on the island, Wu Dalang established a country, there is a country to have a national flag, Wu Dalang is a seller of baked cakes, so he drew a circle, became the national flag of Japan, and then Wu Dalang created the word according to his understanding of Chinese characters, his level of transformation is not high, so he wrote a lot of nonsense graffiti that missed, could not write, and evolved to the present, forming a language mixed with Chinese characters in Japan......"
I laughed as I listened, not to mention, although Yumu is making up history, but there is a certain logic.
Yumu continued, "It is said that the spirit of bushido in Japan is also named after the surname of Takedaro. In addition, the Japanese are generally shorter, which is also influenced by Wu Dalang's genetics...... These are all arguments made by experts. ”
Looking at what she said seriously, I said, "Yumeng, if you let the Japanese listen to what you say, then some of them will read it!"
Yumeng pinched his waist and said, "What if you hear it? I hate the Japanese, what's the matter?"
I said, "I like Japanese people. I love it. ”
Yumeng scolded: "Big traitor!" and then pointed at my nose and teased me.
I said, "I'm not done yet, but I mean I like the Japanese ancestor Takedaro, whose great deeds will be passed on forever." But these guys are now anti-heaven and have forgotten their roots, if Mr. Wu Dalang has a spirit in the sky, he will definitely regret not raising these calamitous things!"
When Yumeng heard this, he laughed.
To be exact, neither Yumu nor I like to say bad things about any country behind our backs, but I don't know why, Japan is an exception.
And it's ultra-exceptional.
From the war of aggression against China in 1938 to the recent Diaoyu Dao incident, Japan has brought countless disasters to the country and its people. I grew up watching anti-Japanese films, and I also received a lot of patriotic education in the army, although my current status is special, which requires me to treat the issue of Japanese disputes from an objective point of view. Friendly talks and exchanges between Japan and Japan have also continued. The leaders of the two countries also often hold discussions on matters of cooperation and development. However, the pain that pierces the heart can never be erased.
If I don't look at the Japanese with colored glasses, I can't do it.
Just then, another group of people walked out of the apartment and passed by us, and I quickly recognized them.
It was none other than the American guard Pablok Mike, who followed the chief of the national guard Keser Keser on the left and the right, and went straight to the front with a smile and a smile.
What surprised me was that Mike, the American boxing champion, was quite respectful to Kesef, and his words were polite and honest.
Kesef wore a red suit, and he looked quite handsome. This arrogant and indifferent chief of the country's guard is rarely able to walk with his counterparts from other countries. It seems that he and Mike have a pretty good relationship.
Seeing me, Kesef stopped, and while smoking a cigarette, he exclaimed, "Oh, it's you, Zhao Long!"
I said, "It's me." Chief of the Guard, you're early!"
Kesef said proudly: "It's you who came a day early." I like to do my job well in advance. ”
I said, "That's good." It's a good habit. ”
Cathef said: "By the way, let me introduce you to the two people next to me, this is called Mike, who were the champions of last year's exchange meeting. This, Pabloc ......"
Mike interrupted Kesev's words and smiled, "Chief Kesef's guard, we've already met, and we all know each other. ”
Kessef was surprised: "Oh, so, you all know each other?"
Mike said, "Yes. We just talked. It seems that this Zhao Long is a capable person in the country, and our Pabloc is not his opponent. It is very likely that he will be our fierce rival in this exchange meeting!" Mike's words should reveal a sense of humor peculiar to American colloquial language, exaggerated expressions and body movements, proving that Americans are a people who are good at expression.
Keseffwan smiled, "Mike, no matter how strong he is with you, it's just a piece of cake. Isn't it?"
Mike shrugged, "You can't say that. I don't take any opponent lightly. Especially you. ”
"This is not in the character of you Americans," Kesef said. You should be assertive. ”
Mike said, "But in front of you, I really can't be confident. ”
Seeing these two flattering each other here, I really didn't want to linger any longer, so I wanted to pull Yumeng back to the apartment.
But just after this move, Mike said to Yumeng: "Oh, you are the one, the one at Yenching University, the Yumeng who blocked the lost mobile phone for President Potala, right? You are really smart, brave and resourceful, and more importantly, you are also very beautiful, I have long wanted to meet you." I didn't expect to meet here today. Mike said as he held out a hand to shake Yumon's hand.
Yumu reluctantly shook it symbolically, and said, "My name is Yumu, but I'm not as good as you say." ”
Mike shook his head and said, "Oh, no, no, no. You are excellent. Really, before I met you, I really didn't believe that Oriental people could be so beautiful, you are a typical representative of Oriental beauty, I like your type very much. ”
Americans speak directly.
Yumeng said self-deprecatingly, "Thank you for the compliment." In our country, I grew beautiful, many, many more. I can only be considered a clown in our country. ”
Mike smiled: "You are really a typical conservative national beauty, speaking very subtle and modest. There is that kind of ...... That restrained beauty. ”
I was disgusted with the American style of sensationalism when I saw a beautiful woman, so I interrupted Mike and said, "I'm sorry Mike, we have something to do back to the apartment, and we are out of company." ”
Mike didn't answer me directly, but stared at Yumeng and said, "...... by the security officer"
Yumeng quickly interrupted him: "I'm sorry, I'm not a security officer, please don't call me by your national title." I'm just an ordinary guard. ”
Mike smiled cheerfully, "Then I'll call you Madame, I think we can sit down and have a cup of coffee tonight?" I have a special feeling for the girl of the country, and I would love to know about it. To be exact, you gave me this curiosity. I'd love to make friends with you. ”
Yumeng smiled: "I'm sorry, I still have something." We have arrangements late and don't have time to accept your date. ”
Mike said, "Oh, that's a pity. But I think, I think we'll have a chance in the future, I hope you don't turn me down, I will, I'm going to be very sad!" Mike pretended to be a cute and naughty big boy, shaking his hands, looking very funny.
Yumu didn't reply again, but pulled me to the apartment.
On the way back, You Meng said with interest: "Zhao Long, do you know that Mike won the first place in last year's exchange meeting, and he is an impostor." ”
I was stunned for a moment, then stopped and asked, "What do you mean?"
Yumeng said: "Mike's first, it's fake, he cheated." ”
I asked, "This can also cheat?"
Yumeng nodded and said, "Yes." I heard that it was supposed to be Kaisef who was the first place, but Mike gave Kesef a sum of money to make Kesef deliberately lose to him in the final, so Mike won the first place. Otherwise, it's very mysterious. ”
I was amazed: "Really, it's fake, can't there be such a thing?"
You Meng said: "This kind of gossip is true or false, and there is no way to judge whether it is true or false. But according to my analysis, there should be this possibility. What do you think, what kind of person is Mike, if he really has the strength to win the first place, he will be so polite to Kesef, the second place, is this the American style of doing things? ”
I laughed and said, "Where did you know about all this gossip news, why haven't I heard of it?"
You Meng smiled cheerfully: "This girl has great powers, knows the world and geography. Nothing can be hidden from me. ”
I hit her and said, "Blow you." If you blow it up again, you will blow all the cattle in the United States into mad cow disease!"
Yumeng retorted: "What, you still don't believe it?"
I said, "Of course I don't believe it. You're not the daughter of the director, of course you know better. It doesn't matter if you admit it, you don't admit it, anyway, you're the daughter of the director!"
You Meng's face changed, and he said, "Zhao Long, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense, you know?"
I said, "What is there to hide? Yes, who can't see it?"
Yumeng said indignantly: "This girl has the right to remain silent. ”
I smiled and headed straight back to my apartment's bedroom.
You Meng suddenly followed in with a lot of worry, biting his lip and saying, "Zhao Long, I suddenly thought of something. ”
I saw her frowning and cute. I couldn't help but glance at her a few more times. I asked, "What do you think of again?"
Yumeng looked at me mysteriously for a long time before he spoke, "Very important thing." Related...... It's about your reputation. ”
I complained, "Okay, okay, don't make a big fuss, okay? If you have nothing to do now, sing me a song and let me cultivate my sentiments." It is better to sing the patriotic songs of our country to stimulate my fighting spirit. Don't be mysterious all day long, you like to sell off when you talk. ”
Yumeng always had a solemn face, and did not reply to my words directly, but continued to say in a divine voice: "By the way, Zhao Long, do you remember her?"
I was stunned, "Who?"
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