"Hey, hey..."A stabbed his companion with his elbow, and then whispered in shock: "Nima, this is superhuman, hey! It's awesome!

"Oh the hell! Labor and management are not blind! You can see it!" His companion was also shocked, and at the same time regretful in his heart.

Once, he also met an old man named Hanako, the old man called Hanako said that he was surprised by bones, a wizard who practiced martial arts, and at the same time, he also had to teach him a palm technique that fell from the sky, in the same year, a movie "Kung Fu" starring Zhou Xingxing was also on the air, so he didn't think about it, and left directly, and after he saw such a scene, he was also secretly regretting, why did he have to leave in the first place? Otherwise, he may be a big master now!

"Wow~ This little master is so handsome!I really want to give him a monkey~" There was even a woman in the crowd who turned up a nymphomaniac, which made the people around him can't help but stay away from this woman.

"Amitabha!"

When people were shocked by everything in front of them, they only heard a loud Buddha horn in their ears, although the voice was a little old, but it was very confident and very good.

The onlookers were stunned, and when they heard the sound, they said that this is another monk?

Sure enough, when they heard the sound and looked, they saw a person walking in from the crowd next to them, to be precise, it was an old man, drinking, this old man, full of red light, walked with a dragon and a tiger, and there was no trace of the state of the old man, so that people couldn't help but pick a thumbs up, what a coquettish little old man!

What monk have you ever seen with his hair long, and although he is not torn, he is very neat, but some of the clothes look like they have been washed with soap, but this is not the point, the point is, this dress is obviously not what a monk should wear? Could it be that monks are also popular to wear civilian clothes these days?

"Huineng!" Ji Guizong shouted happily, his voice loud and powerful.

"Uncle Shizu. ”

Seeing this, Xiao Hui quickly turned around, bowed respectfully, and then said: "The thief has already surrendered to the law, please send Uncle Ancestor!"

Xiao Hui Neng has a serious look and the little face with clear facial features, as soon as these words come out, they instantly capture the hearts of many women...

"Ahhhh So cute~"

Hearing this, Xiaohui Neng glanced at the women who seemed to be screaming out of the tide, and said cutely, what are the things?

"Well... You did a good job!" Ji Guizong enjoyed the feeling of being watched by everyone, and his heart was secretly refreshed for a while, and then he pretended to have just finished groaning, and first praised Xiao Huineng.

"Hey, hey..."Xiao Huineng was praised and rubbed her bare little head a little embarrassed.

"But... Now it is no more than before, although this person is extremely evil, but he cannot be killed, and must be handed over to the commissioner. Ji Guizong pretended to be a pity and said.

It's a pity that no one cares about his pretending behavior like this, most of these passers-by still focus on Xiao Huineng, and for Ji Guizong's words, they also secretly despise it in their hearts. Uncle, you have traveled back in time, right? Now you want to call the police, do you know the police?

If you let this thief wake up and just hear Ji Guizong's words, I don't know if he will recognize it with a mouthful of old blood, Nima, isn't labor and management petty theft? How can it become a heinous crime in your mouth? If this is heard by people who don't know, those who don't know will think that labor and management are a special murderer!

"Amitabha, follow the decree of the law!" Xiao Huineng solemnly pronounced the Buddha's name, and then said to the crowd who were still watching: "Amitabha, I don't know which donor is willing to hand over this person to the official?"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" a woman pulled out her phone and shouted.

"Use mine! mine is Apple Seven..."

"Nima, what do you mean? Look down on our people who use domestic copycat machines, right?" Suddenly, some people were not happy and scolded.

Xiaohui can look at the big sisters in front of him who don't know why they are arguing and are about to start, that is definitely a look of confusion, doesn't he just want people to help call the police? Why did the topic run to the mobile phone? And why do you want to fight?

Xiao Huineng subconsciously took a step back, and said secretly: "The abbot, his old man really didn't lie to me, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, it's so scary, it's terrible, the baby can't be provoked, can't be provoked..."

At this time, the Internet has turned the world upside down, it turned out that when everyone was still talking about calling the police and other matters, there were already good people who had just uploaded the picture just taken with their mobile phones to the Internet, and the video was processed, for example, at the wonderful moment when Xiaohui could fly over and raise a stick and smash it down, it was slowed down five times, and under five times, even the expression on his face was clearly visible.

And this video, in less than 10 minutes after it was uploaded, had more than 100,000 views!

And at the bottom of the video, it is also a water of 666, of course, if there is admiration, then there will be doubts.

“666！”

"Nima, you're making a movie, aren't you?"

"Fake, don't explain?"

"Wow! What a handsome little brother, the reincarnation of the Monkey King is simply!"

"That's it, that eats my grandson is so domineering~ Everyone is wet~"

“666… Girl, you're so dirty..."

"The reincarnation of the Monkey King plus one!"

"Except for Six-Six-Six, I can't tell you how I'm feeling at this moment. ”

"A bunch of stupid hangers, this is obviously a movie, can't you see it? Where can there be such exaggerated kung fu in real life?"

"Trolls out! I don't like to see fuck off! No one begs you to see it!"

"That's it, there's always this kind of brainless thing, and it's a movie, you should take a good look at it, this is obviously shot with a mobile phone, and there are no Via cameras or anything around, shoot Nima's movie!"

"I have a bold idea.../Wicked laughter"

In the past, I always thought that Huaxia kung fu was for performance, and it was not as good as sanda or taekwondo, but now it seems that taekwondo or something is a fart! This is the real kung fu!"

The number of clicks on the video is increasing rapidly, and it actually broke 10 million hits in one day! Of course, this is a later story, let's not mention it for the time being.

That's it, Xiao Huineng couldn't imagine that he would be so angry even if he died, and the fire was still so fast, he was still worried about how to deal with this little thief!

Oops~ A lot of tigers have made up two... What to do, what to do?

Xiao Hui could see that many women rushed up directly, startled, how could she have any ideas in a panic, at the moment, before she could ease her senses, Xiao Hui Neng found herself drowning in one meat ball after another...

"Amitabha~ This donor, your chest muscles are so big~ How can you practice?" Xiao Huineng secretly wondered, as an honest little monk, Xiao Huineng had something to say, so he thought of it in his heart, so he asked directly, well, not to mention, it is quite comfortable to lie in these meat balls, and there is a faint fragrance, the only drawback is a little lack of oxygen~

"Giggles~Little Master is really good~"

However, Xiao Huineng's innocent words turned into teasing in the ears of these girls, and they were not annoyed, but laughed stupidly, while talking, their hands were not idle, and they raised their hands up and down... It is estimated that if this is not on the street, with the combat effectiveness of these girls, Xiaohui can be considered lucky to have a pair of pants left!

"Amitabha, this female benefactor, please get up, your chest muscles are too big, I can't breathe!" Xiaohui can be held in the arms of a big-breasted girl, only to feel as if she is buried deep in a mountain of meat, even breathing is difficult, can't help but struggle and shout.

As everyone knows, Xiao Huineng's experience made many men around him show an expression of envy and jealousy, well, you kid is not happy to have such a good thing? You are not happy with me! Nowadays women, whether they have or not, except for those who are born too ugly, can basically rely on clothes and cosmetics to make a beautiful woman out, so being surrounded by such a large group of warblers and warblers, is this a man's dream? This is the dream of all men!

Ji Guizong also had a look of envy, don't forget, this old guy is not a serious old monk, oh, forget, this product is already vulgar...

Just now, Ji Guizong's heart was quite refreshing, there was no way, Xiaohui was able to show his face, and his face was also bright!

As a monk, how can he be swayed by a group of pink skeletons! Ji Guizong thought sourly...

"Master, I don't know which ancient temple you are practicing?" Finally, someone noticed Ji Guizong, after all, I just heard that little monk say that this is the master and uncle, don't think about it, this must be a Taoist monk!

Ji Guizong was called a master, he was happy, he looked at the person who came when he heard the words, and saw that it was a man with a schoolbag on his back, no, to be precise, it was a boy, because Ji Guizong could see that this boy's Yuanyang was not broken... Well, look at the look on this face, what do you have to hold back to be like this!

Looking at the young man's chest, there was also a student ID pinned, it seemed that it should be a high school student from a nearby college, at the moment, Ji Guizong stroked his beard, and said with the appearance of a worldly master: "Xuanguang Temple, Qingping Mountain, Hx City! Oh, now it's called Yizhi Zen Buddhist Academy." ”

"......" The high school student was a little speechless, and said that these temples are still very up-to-date... However, I haven't heard of this temple really specially, so it must be in some ravine, right?

"So, can the master take me as a disciple?" asked the high school student with some excitement.

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