What a mess!

I only dizzy when I heard it, I had never heard of this kind of logic, and I had never seen a character as thunderous as Fu Shengbing.

Fu Shengyi listened to her sister's words, she was amused and embarrassed, she asked Fu Shengbing Xingshi: "Please, sister, let's not talk about this kind of boring topic, okay?

Fu Shengbing argued vigorously: "What's so embarrassing about this? According to what you say, if those productions" Fu Shengbing glanced at my face, but did not carry out the thunder to the end, but closed it in time, and changed the topic: "Okay, okay, don't talk about this, don't talk about this, you guys, you are too hypocritical, hypocritical is like the current piece of paper, it will be broken as soon as you pick it!"

Fu Shengbing and I looked at each other.

I couldn't bear it anymore, so I smiled bitterly at Fu Shengyi: "Let's see if your sister has a fever?"

Fu Shengyi really leaned over, touched Fu Shengbing's forehead, and said in a mysterious way: "Well, it's a little feverish, it is estimated that it will burn to seventy or eighty degrees." ”

Fu Shengbing pulled away his sister's hand, pouted and shouted, "Don't touch me!

I smiled bitterly again and said to myself: It seems that another one has come out of the psychiatric hospital!

Fu Shengbing didn't realize what I meant at first, and asked me suspiciously: "Which psychiatric hospital?"

Fu Shengyi just laughed on the side, and after Fu Shengbing was stunned for a moment, he suddenly realized.

But instead of blaming me, she sat upright on the couch and peeled the apple.

What I didn't expect was that the apple that Fu Shengbing cut was actually for me.

When she handed me the peeled apple, I was inexplicably moved in my heart. I nodded in thanks, then took a bite and got straight to the point: "I'll borrow your car first, and I'll pay you back when I'm done." I said concisely and clearly, looking at Fu Shengbing.

Fu Shengbing seemed to have gained some kind of cheapness, and grinned at me: "It's okay to borrow a car, but there is one condition." ”

I frowned and asked, "What conditions?"

Fu Shengbing raised his head mysteriously, bit his lip lightly and said, "There must be a person with you to borrow a car." It's called borrowing one and giving one away. ”

I'm ashamed. Buy one, get one free, is the most favorite promotional strategy for merchants, but this is the first time I've heard of the term "borrow one get one free".

I asked, "What's the gift?"

Fu Shengbing glanced at Fu Shengyi, her pretty little head shook from side to side, as if she was thinking about it while saying, "Lend Shengyi's Honda to you, and then give it to you as a gift!"

Hearing this, Fu Shengyi's eyes widened in surprise, and he asked his sister, "No, sister?"

Fu Shengbing put her in the army: "Why, aren't you willing to lend your broken car? Tell you, if it weren't for Lao Zhao's current situation, he wouldn't have borrowed your Japanese car! Don't you know that Lao Zhao hates the Japanese and the things produced in Japan the most." ”

Heh, Fu Shengbing, this girl knows me quite well!

Fu Shengyi hurriedly defended: "What." I didn't say I wouldn't borrow it. Don't say it's borrowed, it doesn't matter if it's given to Brother Zhao, I don't drive that car much anyway. That is, you said, you said that you were going to give yourself to Brother Zhao, wouldn't you want to elope with Brother Zhao?" looked at Fu Shengbing with a pair of cute big eyes, as if looking forward to her answer.

Fu Shengbing Xingshi scolded Fu Shengyi like a guilty question: "The kid knows what a fart! ”

Fu Shengyi also liked to tease Fu Shengbing, and said with a sigh: "What! You are Brother Zhao's burden, what ability do you have to ensure Brother Zhao's safety? I'm afraid you can't even guarantee your own safety." ”

Fu Shengbing patted his chest, which was not quite plump, and said confidently: "Just because we are Fu Shikun's daughters! With me here, they don't dare to move a finger of Lao Zhao!"

Fu Shengyi thought about it for a while, but nodded suddenly in understanding, but then asked tentatively: "Or, take all of us, borrow one and give two away!" Fu Shengyi smiled sweetly and looked at me with a pair of begging eyes.

I frowned and smiled bitterly, thinking that the two sisters were quite harmonious at a critical time, and I couldn't afford to borrow one and give two away.

So I said to the two sisters: "Okay, okay, I have something urgent to deal with, Sheng Yi will give me the key, and I have to go." ”

Fu Shengbing's eyes widened and Xingshi asked, "This is leaving, Lao Zhao, you have no conscience, right?"

I looked at her in amazement, but didn't reply.

Fu Shengbing slapped the coffee table with his right hand, stood up like a hero in Liangshan, and said boldly: "No matter what, I have to eat lunch before leaving." Let's do it, let Shengyi cook, and the contemptible person will accompany Lao Zhao to chat a few more words. Glancing at Fu Shengyi, he made a slight pleading face.

I felt that my ears were a little buzzing, so I hurriedly rushed to Fu Shengbing to correct: "Shengbing, can you not be contemptible, against your ears!"

Fu Shengbing said in a heartfelt manner: "Old Zhao, you don't understand, this is a modest title! Ancient people used to call themselves like this!"

I said ashamedly: "But now is not ancient, it is modern!"

Fu Shengbing stroked his flowing hair and said with a smile: "Contemptible people want to find back the ancient virtues of modesty and prudence! Contemptible, contemptible, I will be contemptible, what's the matter, I haven't broken the law, right?"

I don't argue with it anymore, but I think I need to find a way to get on the road quickly. After all, my dear one knows everything now, how can I slack off?

Therefore, I urged Fu Shengbing firmly: "The key, let Shengyi find the key quickly, the contemptible person is really in a hurry, and I hope that the two heroines will make it convenient!"

Fu Shengbing couldn't close his mouth, and laughed: "Elephant!

Fu Shengyi was stunned and asked, "What is it?"

Fu Shengbing blurted out: "White-eyed hero!"

I was embarrassed again: it seems that she really watched martial arts go crazy!

Fu Shengyi was very understanding, and after hearing my urging, he immediately went back to the bedroom to get the car keys, and explained to me with the remote control hand in hand: this key is the lock, this is open, and this is the car search key

I nodded again and again, and was about to take the key, when suddenly I saw a white arm reaching over and snatching the car key.

Fu Shengyi was a little annoyed, and said angrily to her sister: "Sister, what are you doing, Brother Zhao is waiting to go." ”

Fu Shengbing held the key in his hand, kept drawing arcs in the air, shook his head proudly and said: "Now the key is in my hand, you both must listen to me!" Then he took the lead in staring at me, stretched out a finger and swiped it, and said: "You, Lao Zhao, you must take me on the road together, otherwise this key will not be given to you!" After finishing speaking, he pointed to Fu Shengyi and continued in a commanding tone: "You, stay at home, and be sent at any time." Take care of your home and do it yourself. Wait patiently for me to come back!"

Fu Shengyi and I looked at each other, and Fu Shengyi said hurriedly: "Sister, don't make trouble, okay, don't delay Brother Zhao's errand." ”

Fu Shengbing said eloquently: "Is it delayed? No, there is no delay! With contemptible people to accompany him, he is safer." ”

There was a stalemate for a while, and I looked at Fu Shengbing helplessly, I don't know when this girl will be able to grow up and become more stable.

But I still frowned and warned Sheng Bing: "Put the key down, I'll go back when I go, Sheng Yi is young, she must be afraid to be alone at home, Sheng Bing, you have to stay at home with her." It's dangerous outside, and if you go, not only won't you be able to help, but it will also increase my burden!"

Fu Shengbing stretched out his hand and posed for a very beautiful one, raising his head and chest, but he also refused to give in.

My head is getting bigger!

I patted my head, but my eyes looked left and right at this familiar living room, I don't know why, I always felt that there was something inexplicable when I was there.

At this moment, a rush of footsteps suddenly sounded outside the door.

The Fu Shengbing sisters were stunned for a moment, Fu Shengbing hurriedly came to me, and hurriedly said to me: "Hurry up and go to my bedroom to hide, I won't tell you not to come out!" She pushed me and began to tiptoe to the door.

I just chuckled secretly, thinking to myself when did this Fu Shengbing become so cautious?

When the footsteps stopped abruptly, I took a cigarette in my mouth and lit it, but Fu Shengbing looked out cautiously through the cat's eye like a devil entering the village.

Through the cat's eye, Fu Shengbing saw a girl knocking on the door frantically outside with her hair disheveled, she was startled, and turned to stare at me and Shengyi with big eyes and exclaimed: "Ghost, hell!"

Fu Shengyi retorted: "Where are the ghosts in this world? ”

Fu Shengbing pointed at the cat's eyes, and his hands trembled a little. "Look at it, look at it, it can scare you to death!"

Fu Shengyi really leaned over and looked at me through the cat's eyes, and suddenly let out a sigh, as if he was also frightened. But she immediately came to her senses, took out a small vacuum cleaner from behind the door, grabbed the handle, and said quite femininely: "Hit him, hit him! Let him scare people in broad daylight!"

Looking at the frightened appearance of the sisters, I couldn't help frowning, and I couldn't help but be taken aback when I looked out through the cat's eyes.

To be exact, when the footsteps sounded just now, I guessed who it was. But at this moment, the girl in front of her was disheveled, her hair covering her face, and she couldn't see her true face clearly. And she was wearing a white dress, and the clothes were still tattered and tattered, and she really looked like a ghost who died unjustly on TV. I believe that if I saw her at night, when I couldn't see my fingers in the dark, it would definitely scare people to death!

The Fu Shengbing sisters were still whispering something, but I firmly opened the door!