Fu Shengyi snorted coldly: "Who made you so bad?" I just said, I just said!" After finishing speaking, Fu Shengyi put his mouth to my ear, and after such an explanation, I couldn't help but widen my eyes and almost fainted by thunder.

What the hell is going on?

I believe that this kind of thing can only be done by Fu Shengbing, who is not dead and will not give up!

All day long, among the girls I know, only Fu Shengbing and Qi Mengyan's sister Qi Mengna can do that kind of thing that doesn't pay for people's lives!

Fu Shengyi told me: "My sister didn't wipe her butt clean after going to the toilet, the toilet paper was torn, and her finger was hehe, you know what it means, she chased me with that commonly known finger that was dipped in all the dirty things, and she had to let me smell it!"

After hearing Fu Shengyi's explanation, I really felt a lack of oxygen. In the past, I only knew about Fu Shengbing Thunder Man, but how could I have thought that she could thunder people to such an extent!

After Fu Shengbing heard his sister's complaint, his face turned red with shame, and he scolded Fu Shengyi: "Stinky girl, what nonsense! How can you say this about me in front of Lao Zhao? I'm angry, I'm angry! Be careful at night when I stuff stinky socks in your mouth! Wait!" Fu Shengbing threatened his sister while hiding that special finger behind him.

Seeing that her sister was threatening her, Fu Shengyi couldn't help but hide beside me, grabbed my arm, and pointed at Fu Shengbing and said: "Don't be ashamed! You don't be ashamed! If you do something wrong, you threaten others, and don't let people say it! Hmph, I just say it, I just say it! Let you be embarrassed in front of Brother Zhao!" After finishing speaking, Fu Shengyi made a grimace at my sister, and then grabbed my hand a little harder, and began to ask me for help: Brother Zhao help, Brother Zhao help, my sister is going to beat me!

At this time, I was extremely embarrassed by such a scene, and I stood still, thinking to myself, what is the matter, these sisters are too playful, right?

And Fu Shengbing was still glaring at Fu Shengyi angrily, and couldn't help pinching his waist, and threatened her again: "Shengyi, you stinky girl, come over and take it obediently, otherwise, you won't have a good life in the future!"

Fu Shengyi hid behind me like a little bird, but he didn't have a soft mouth, and grinned: "You can't catch me, you can't catch me." ”

Fu Shengbing was about to be mad, but he suddenly burned the flames of war on me, and warned me with horizontal eyebrows: "Lao Zhao get out of the way!"

I still stood still, looking at Fu Shengbing like worshipping Guanyin Bodhisattva, hoping that this prank would end soon, so as not to implicate myself.

But where is Fu Shengbing willing to give up? She came up to me with a fierce attitude, hesitated for a moment, flashed that finger in front of my face, looked at me evilly, and warned again: "Get out of the way, otherwise, hehe, let you also taste the power of my yang finger!"

Fu Shengyi said to my sister behind me: "Sister, you are too ignorant! ”

Fu Shengbing said aggressively and aggressively: "If you don't wash it, you won't wash it! After you wash it, you won't have the capital to bow down!" She drew a beautiful circle in the air with that finger, and then like a female robber who blocked the road, her long legs were horizontal, and she looked at me with a lewd face, and issued an ultimatum: "Let, or not let?" As I spoke, the finger was already dangling in front of my eyes.

Seeing this scene, the kind-hearted Fu Shengyi hurriedly got out of front from behind me, pouted and said to his sister: "Sister, Brother Zhao is here, don't make trouble, okay, how can you be a sister like this, hum, unqualified." ”

Fu Shengbing raised his head, still saying strongly: "That's it, what's the matter, obediently let me use this finger to scratch your face, and I'll go wash my hands!"

Fu Shengyi said aggrievedly: "It's dirty! Sister, you are too much of a bully!"

Fu Shengbing said unreasonably: "It's just bullying you, what's wrong?

Looking at Fu Shengbing's pettiness, I had a feeling of crying and laughing, although I was a little angry in my heart, but I still suppressed it and didn't vent it. After all, Fu Shengbing is kind to me, and besides, I came here this time to ask her. At critical times, it is still necessary to give special treatment.

Fu Shengyi was like a wounded little swan, looking at her sister aggrievedly, but she also took the initiative to lean forward, covered her mouth with her hand, closed her eyes, and then walked in front of Fu Shengbing with an awe-inspiring attitude, gritted her teeth and said: "If you want to row, just row, I admit defeat, let you row." It's a big deal to wash your face with soap!"

At this time, Fu Shengyi really has a feeling of being a hero.

I looked at Fu Shengbing with tears and laughter, not only wanting to stop her bad behavior, but also wanting to see if she would really poison Fu Shengyi.

However, although Fu Shengbing was thunderous, she didn't make a move too much after all, she took that finger and drew an arc in the air, and then laughed: "Shengyi, your sister is not as bad as you think! I just want to scare and scare you!" Then she looked at me with a grin, and suddenly became polite: "Lao Zhao, you sit first, and the contemptible person will wash your hands first, see you later!"

Despicable? Did she call herself again?

This Fu Shengbing, there are really signs of using all the self-proclaimed people in China, before that, she has already called herself Miss Ben and Miss Ben Mourning herself, and now she calls herself contemptible, is she modest, or is she in a transitional period?

Fu Shengyi breathed a sigh of relief, a smile suddenly bloomed on his face, he stuck out his tongue cutely, and said with a grin: "Scared me to death, scared me to death!" Sister, you are about to catch up with Stephen Chow, you like pranks so much!"

Fu Shengbing shook his head proudly, turned around and went into the bathroom like a flying fairy out of the sky.

Fu Shengyi hurriedly beckoned me to sit down, pouring water and fruits. I suddenly recalled the first time I came here with Fu Shengyi, and I felt a little reminiscing in my heart.

Fu Shengyi was busy for a long time before he sat down, peeled an orange for me, presented it respectfully, and asked with a smile: "Brother Zhao, eat an orange, it's quite sweet." ”

I didn't refuse her kindness, and after two bites, it was really sweet. Fu Shengyi first looked at me intently, and then suddenly lowered his eyes, as if he remembered something.

Time is running out, my eyes are always on the bathroom, looking forward to Fu Shengbing washing his hands early, so I can quickly pick up the car and set off.

It's been a long time since I've seen Yumu, and besides, in this situation, I'm even more impatient. I can't wait to put on my wings and fly to Yumeng's house to reveal the truth in one fell swoop. But at the same time, I realized that there must be an astonishing secret, even a cruel reality.

Fu Shengyi still looked at me like an innocent child, holding her cheeks and taking the lead in speaking: "Brother Zhao, don't blame my sister, although she is willful, she is very kind-hearted, hehe, you don't know, she is worried about you, she is chattering, she has to pull me out to find you." She's afraid you'll be caught by Dad! Alas, how can Dad be like this, we can't do anything about him! But my sister and she have tried her best, and she has been trying to persuade Dad, but it has been useless. My dad is stubborn" Fu Shengyi said a lot, as if she was afraid that I would blame Fu Shengbing for being naughty and spoofing, so she was in a hurry to say good things in front of me for her sister.

I just smiled perfunctorily and didn't reply.

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped abruptly, and Fu Shengbing didn't know what he was busy with inside, and then he swaggered back to the living room.

In her hand, she took a roll of half-cut handpaper.

Fu Shengbing stood still in front of us, looking particularly angry, she tore the roll of tissue paper fiercely, and scolded: "The current goods are really getting more and more unqualified, and even the paper can't be used!

Fu Shengbing sighed like a poet, looking deeply touched.

Fu Shengyi looked at her sister with a frown, and said with a wry smile: "Sister, don't express your feelings there, sit down quickly." Is a roll of paper worth it?"

Fu Shengbing stepped on a small stool next to him with one foot, put on a thinker's posture, and asked forcefully: "Why is it not worth it?" She stretched out the finger that had been washed with soap several times, and said indignantly: "Tell you, don't look at this paper as a small thing, it can be very useful, if you don't have it, what do you use to wipe your butt with shit, use it?" Fu Shengbing's fingers spun in the air a few times, looking awe-inspiring.

I want to hit the wall!

Because she Fu Shengbing is still a girl, how can this kind of topic be put on the table?

Fortunately, I have been used to her thunder, so I don't reach the point of fainting. But actually, I'm getting a little impatient. Where do I have the leisure to listen to her express this sentiment here?

Therefore, I frowned and said to Fu Shengbing: "Hurry up and sit down, don't talk nonsense!"

Fu Shengbing grinned at me, but decisively threw the roll of paper aside and sat down straight.

But before she could finish sitting down, she continued to complain: "I see, I see, I know why that thing is called tissue paper, it's a kind of irony, a huge irony!"

Fu Shengyi and I looked at Fu Shengbing helplessly and suspiciously, really suspecting that she had just escaped from the psychiatric hospital.

What's so ironic about this piece of paper?

Fu Shengyi sighed lightly and smiled bitterly at me: "My sister is going to become a poet! ”

Seeing Fu Shengbing's eyes looking upwards and a rough glance twice, he then smacked his mouth, patted the coffee table with both hands, and said solemnly: "You think, hand paper, fingers!" Fu Shengbing swiped the paper that was thrown aside, and stretched out a finger to make a gesture before continuing: "The current paper is so inflexible, the quality is so excessive, the manufacturer gave it such a name paper just to remind people that if the paper is not good and is broken when wiping the buttocks, our fingers can also replace its role!" Therefore, the hand paper and fingers have the same and similar functions when they go to the toilet, and I initially suspect that people in ancient times used their fingers to wipe their buttocks, and then with the hand paper, they took a homonym called hand paper."