In the blink of an eye, it was Monday morning, because I had to participate in the auction of the property of the Anyan Company in the afternoon, and in the summer, it was very unusual to change the scientific affairs meeting to be held in the morning. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The content of this meeting is, first, to emphasize that we should have new thinking in the new year, actively develop new business, and take the building mortgage business proposed by the credit department of the head office as the main direction of attack, and actively explore the source of customers. Second, on the issue of the issuance of treasury bonds, we should neither sell more nor less this year, and we should sell them according to a fixed amount. Third, on the issue of the distribution of the year-end bonus of the previous year, the decision of the branch was announced.

At the end of the meeting, Xia said: "With everyone's efforts, the work of 'three defenses and one guarantee' of our section last year is just like what Li Xiangyang in 'Guerrillas of the Plains' said: 'Safe and sound!' The safety of our section's 'three defenses and one guarantee' is, to put it bluntly, there are many people here so that everyone can watch, that is, safety." That's more important than anything else! So, the industry rewarded me with a 3,000 yuan security award. I don't dare to be greedy, since everyone can see each other, eat and drink, and be safe, then we should celebrate. Therefore, I suggest: tonight, let's go to the more affordable Huangmugang Food Street for a small gathering. Of course, we have no surprises, and the president should be happy, so we invite the two presidents to join us. What do you think?"

Shu Guangrong said: "This is a good feeling! There is wine to drink, but everyone still opposes it?"

Xia smiled and continued: "We have another purpose for the evening party, that is, Huang Hualin has worked with us for two years and is ready to officially study for his doctorate. This person is the most uncertain, it is difficult to guarantee that he will become vice premier of the State Council in the future, and invite all of us to Beijing to watch the ceremony of raising the national flag. So, now we have to get our job done. As colleagues, we had a glass of wine together to see him off. ”

After Xia finished speaking, he looked at Huang Hualin and found that he didn't react. Summer has added a bit of revulsion as a result.

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In the afternoon, Xia and Ren Erwei and Li Chaoyang went to the Shenzhen real estate auction house to participate in the auction of the real estate of Anyan Automobile City Company, but no one cared. At four o'clock I was back in the line.

After getting off work in the afternoon, he drove a car in the summer, Ren Erwei drove a car with his colleagues in general practice, Wang Xianyao and Chen Jiaojiao each drove a car to Huangmugang Food Street, parked the car, and under the guidance of Shu Guangrong, the group passed through rows of food streets and walked into a four-story unit, and Zhang Luo came up to eat snakes and seafood for dinner. Generally speaking, when you go out in the summer, as long as you bring one of Shu Guangrong, Ren Erwei, and Li Chaoyang, you will be exempted from ordering food and shouting. This time, the three of them were present, so naturally they watched and did it.

After a while, the food and wine were ordered, and the waiter brought a few cold dishes for everyone to eat so that they could drink some beer first.

Summer beckoned the two presidents to sit up.

Around this round table, sit in the order from Wang Xianyao's right hand: Xia, Huang Hualin, Chen Jiao, Ren Erwei, Xiong Zilun, Shu Guangrong, Shen Ping, Li Guolan, Li Chaoyang, Wang Yang, that is, Wang Yang is next to Wang Xianyao's left.

After everyone sat down, Xia said: "The story I told last time was judged unqualified by Shu Guangrong, and I drank four more glasses of wine, and I was so drunk that I was in a mess. As a result, I did not fully appreciate Xiong Zilun, Shu Guangrong's 'husband and wife duet' and Wang Yang's cappella. Later, I was ashamed to ask, I studied hard, and I saw a wonderful story from my son's storybook, do you want to listen to it?"

Shu Guangrong smiled and said, "I don't object to what story you want to tell, but you can't resist drinking." Today is real, as the saying goes, the poor make a wish, a cup of a cup. ”

Summer said, "Yes, as you say." ”

Shu Guangrong said again: "I'll tell you a joke first." ”

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Wang Xianyao, Xia Xia, and Chen Jiao in turn. Then, he continued: "There is a health school in my hometown, which trains nurses and pharmacy talents, and the graduates should be considered secondary schools. But at that time, the teacher's lecture was not very lively, and the students often dozed off during the class. Once, a male teacher was lecturing and saw a female student in the audience falling asleep on the table and snoring. The teacher stopped the lecture and walked over to her desk to wake her up. Then, back on the podium, he said to the girl unhappily: 'I'm tired to death up there, and you're motionless down there! If you don't have anything in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher!' After the teacher finished speaking, the whole class immediately came to their senses. ”

This joke made the men laugh "hehe", only Wang Yang, Li Guolan, and Xiong Zilun blushed and couldn't squeak.

Wang Xianyao also smiled and said kindly: "Xiao Shu, you are a yellow joke." ”

Shu Guangrong defended: "I have a real person and a real story, and this teacher later became the deputy director of the health bureau in my hometown. ”

Xia saw that Shu Guangrong had finished speaking, and said: "To get back to the point, the story I am telling today is "This Mother-in-law is Not a Person". ”

Chen Jiao smiled and said, "Manager Xia, don't scold the lady!"

Summer replied, "Don't dare." Then he said calmly: "In the Qing Dynasty, there was a person named Ji Yun, which is what people often call Ji Xiaolan now. He is a knowledgeable celebrity who usually likes to joke around. One day, there was a Hanlim's mother who had a birthday, and he went with his friends to congratulate him. This Hanlin was very happy when he saw Ji Yun coming, so he asked him to compose a poem to celebrate his birthday, and Ji Yun agreed. After a while, the first sentence blurted out: 'This mother-in-law is not a human being!' When everyone heard this, wasn't this scolding? The guests present were all shocked. But Ji Yun was not in a hurry. With a smile on her face, she continued to chant, "The Nine Heavenly Goddess descended to the earth. After Ji Yun finished saying this, he saw a smile on everyone's faces. Then he said, 'It is a thief to give birth to a son!' You see, the old mother who had been scolded on Hanlin just now was scolded on Hanlin's head, and the guests were worried that he would not know how to end up. I saw Ji Yun take a sip of tea and chant calmly: "Steal the peach and offer it to my mother." Everyone couldn't help laughing, and this Hanlin treated Ji Yun as a guest. This poem became a good story for a while. ”

Wang Xianyao said: "Lao Xia's story is still a bit originated, it doesn't look like he made it up himself?"

As he spoke, the waiter had already put a large pot of "Old Snake Water Fish Claypot Chicken" on the table, and then the waiter scooped a bowl for each person.

At this time, Xia Xia stood up with a wine glass full of Wuliangye and said: "Today, we celebrate the safety and accident-free work of the 'three prevention and one guarantee' of the whole department in the past year, and gather here. I think the significance of 'three defenses and one guarantee' for our department is that in the past year, everyone has been safe. Our two presidents attached great importance to the safety of every comrade in our section, and talked to me many times in the past year, asking me to pay attention to the mental health, personal safety, and observance of law and discipline of my colleagues, and to do my work carefully to ensure that there were no problems. A year has passed, and I think that in order to thank everyone for their support and the president's care for us, we will first dry this glass of wine!"

At this time, the two presidents also sold face and got up from their seats, and other colleagues did not dare to slack off, so they also stood up one after another, touched the wine glasses together, and drank the glass of Wuliangye.

After everyone sat down, the waiter filled everyone's wine glasses, and everyone carried their favorite dishes, and the atmosphere began to become casual. In the process of eating and drinking, it is indispensable for the section chief to respect President Wang and President Chen respectively, and the section members to respect the president and the section chief respectively. In this way, each person has four or five glasses of wine.

In the summer, it is a little hot, so hurry up and drink soup to neutralize the liquor.

Huang Hualin, who was sitting on the right hand side of Summer, was already dissatisfied when he saw that Summer neither talked about him nor toasted him alone. Huang Hualin said to Chen Homework next to him: "President Chen: Let's toast, I'll drink three cups, and you have one!"

On the one hand, Chen Jiaojiao considered that Huang Hualin was about to leave, and on the other hand, he also knew that he was a little moving around with the head office leader, so he happily agreed to toast with him. In this way, Huang Hualin drank a glass of opening wine with everyone in front of him, and fought with Chen homework for two rounds: three glasses of gambling wine, and three glasses of stuffy wine. didn't eat anything to suppress his stomach, and his face began to "blush".

There are several prerequisites for people to "drink well and not get drunk" when they drink and go to banquets: First, they must be in good health, second, they must be in a good mood, third, they must have a lot of alcohol, and fourth, they must be able to drink -- there is a way. The first two of the four conditions are crucial, with these two, you only have three taels of alcohol, and you are coaxed by others to drink half a catty, and you will be fine, and when you are in a bad health or mood, if you have half a catty of alcohol and only drink three taels, you will also be drunk and unconscious. And this Huang Hualin came to the banquet with a conceited and depressed mood, full of hope that everyone could send him off like the stars holding the moon. And he himself doesn't know how to be a person, and he can't cut into the atmosphere of drinking and living together with his colleagues. To put it bluntly, it is to put yourself in an inappropriate position, which makes it easier for others to look down on you. Small speculation and sale, according to the theory of summer, is to grasp the critical principle is not in place, this Huang Hualin is a student who has not graduated in the summer in his own credit post operation principle.

However, although he didn't coax Huang Hualin too much in the summer, he still paid attention to Huang Hualin's every move when he was drinking. Seeing him drink seven glasses of wine, know his unhappiness.

"If it's not fast, it's not fast, and now the two presidents are here, see how he behaves. Summer said in my heart. On the surface, he still beckoned President Wang to drink food and wine, and strive to end the party as soon as possible.

It is said that after Huang Hualin drank seven glasses, he muttered to Chen Job, "Qingqing, I and I", and talked about private conversations, while entertaining the situation at the wine table in the summer, he looked at them with the afterglow of his eyes and listened to their conversation with one ear, and Huang Hualin was indispensable to blow up the cowhide with the leaders of the head office, and Chen Homework also nodded constantly on the side. After a while, Huang Hualin got closer and closer to Chen Jiao's arms, and his voice became smaller and smaller, and Chen Jiao's height was not high, and it was obviously difficult to support Huang Hualin, who was more than 30 centimeters taller than him, on the chair.

And Huang Hualin's proximity to Chen homework is not because he has any special hobbies for the same sex, it is indeed because his head is too heavy, and he can't support it with his own body alone, and he wants to put himself well with the help of Chen homework. For a while, he only felt that his stomach was as uncomfortable as a river and a sea, and if there was a knife at this time, he would like to use the knife to poke a hole in his body, so that the things that caused him uncomfortable would flow out of the mouth.

It's too late, it's too soon. Huang Hualin soon felt that something hot had come up to his throat and was about to come out of his mouth, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and subconsciously pursed his mouth. In the end, I couldn't hold it back, and with a "wow" sound, the sound arrived, and all the things in my mouth were spit on Chen Gong's suit jacket. At this time, Chen Jiao was helpless, and immediately helped Huang Hualin up, helped him move to the sofa, and hurriedly sorted out the leftover wine left on his shirt from Huang Hualin's mouth.

At this time, everyone was really embarrassed to see that Chen Job: he was not tall, but he didn't look very coordinated when he wore a suit, and this time the front of the suit he was wearing was all dirty, making people look very sloppy. At this time, if he walked on a more prosperous street like the East Gate, no one doubted that he was not called Huazi. And he knew that he was embarrassed, so he immediately went to the bathroom and wiped his suit to look a little better.

Wang Xianyao and Xia were both observing this scene as if they were watching it, and as for what they thought in their hearts, they had no way to investigate.

After a while, Xia said to Shu Guangrong, who usually has a good relationship with Huang Hualin: "When you go back tonight, Huang Hualin will be responsible for sending him to the place where he lives." Now, you go and ask him what hangover cure he wants. ”

Hearing Xia speak, Shu Guangrong didn't dare to slack off, and immediately came to Huang Hualin's side, pushed him, and asked, "Huang Hualin, are you drunk?" Manager Xia asked you, do you want anything to eat?"

I could only hear Huang Hualin hum out of his nose and say, "I'm not drunk... I'm not drunk!" Later, he actually grabbed Shu Guangrong's hand, who was sitting on the side, threw it out, and said, "Don't help me! Go, I still have to drink with you......"

This scene is really like the artistic conception of "Xijiang Moon: Repatriation" written by the great lyricist Xin Qiji of the Song Dynasty:

Last night, Matsube got drunk and asked Matsu, "How drunk am I?"

I only suspected that I was going to come to help, so I pushed loose with my hand and said: "Go!"

A few days later, Xia received a call from Huang Hualin in the office, he said: "Manager Xia, I'm sorry, I have worked in the Hubei branch for two years, and I have caused you a lot of trouble. ”

Summer said: "It doesn't matter, colleagues can get together only if they are fated." Where are you now?"

Huang Hualin said: "I am now in Guangz, and I am ready to go back to Wu H." ”

Summer said lightly: "I wish you a smooth journey." With that, he put down the phone. (To be continued.) )