Chapter 30: The Monkey Stuffs His Crotch
Mo Ming clicked on the "Guess" icon, and a small window popped up:
Please enter your quiz details......
Mo Ming pondered for a moment and typed on it: Can you pretend to be successful?
Then, Mo Ming clicked "Submit", and at the same time, the immortals watching the live broadcast in the live broadcast room received a reminder at the same time.
Erlang Zhenjun: Pretending to be a coercion? I advise you to pretend to be a fool quickly! If you can pretend to be this coercion, I will eat this iPhone X!
"Damn, so ruthless!Okay, this is what you said, I'm pretending to be this force, you eat your phone live broadcast!"
Mo Ming has lived for nearly 40 million years, and he has never seen anyone eat a mobile phone.
Not to mention more, just in order to let Erlang God eat his mobile phone as he wishes, he has to put this back today!
At this time, the two people who were fighting had already come not far away, and Mo Ming finally saw the appearance of the two guys clearly.
The one behind him, wrapped in blood, was a vicious middle-aged man with a scar on his face, revealing a strong smell of blood all over his body, which made people frown.
And the figure in black made Mo Ming frown, it was none other than the little fat sheep who was scared away by Mo Ming during the day - Li Daoyi!
Almost at the same time, the two of them also saw Mo Ming, who was standing on the roof of the house, with an excited face.
Li Daoyi was obviously stunned.
And the bandit leader laughed strangely:
"It turned out to be a hairy boy, since you bumped into it, I can't keep you!"
Immediately, with a flick of his fingers, a blood-colored horse burst towards Mo Ming.
"Beware, profiteers!"
Li Daoyi yelled out in a hurry, although he had a bad impression of Mo Ming, but he couldn't watch a little ghost who was several years younger than himself being killed by himself!
But at this time, he had the heart to save him, but he couldn't spare his hands at all.
"You'd better be careful with yourself. ”
After the bandit leader struck, he hurriedly attacked Li Daoyi, so that Li Daoyi was almost out of breath.
In his opinion, his cultivation of moving the Blood Realm Eight Heavens with one finger was enough to kill a little ghost head of the Triple Heavens.
It's okay to put this idea on ordinary people, but the problem is that it doesn't put it on ordinary people.
Who is Mo Ming?
The dignified Heavenly Court Immortal Soldier has lived for nearly 40 million years, and a mere mortal realm cultivator, pouting his ass, he knows what the other party is farting!
The moment the bandit leader raised his hand, his whole person had already moved half a meter to the left, just right to avoid the blood-red training.
"Phew"
With a soft sound, the roof under Su Xin's feet was instantly pierced by blood-red Pi Lian, leaving a pitch-black round hole at Su Xin's feet.
This power ......
Looking at the roof that was pierced by a finger, Mo Ming couldn't laugh, Wo Cao, doesn't Lao Tzu just want to pretend to be a force, this idiot is actually playing really!
"You can! the tiger doesn't threaten you, I'm a sick cat, you forced me!"
Want to play, really, right?
Okay, I'll play with you!
What's more, Lao Tzu won't stuff the monkey into your crotch today, and Lao Tzu's name will be written upside down in the future!
Kicking the mobile phone into his arms, Mo Ming yelled at Li Daoyi who was fighting: "Little fat sheep, get out of the way for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to send him to heaven!"
"What did you say?"
Li Dao subconsciously asked, he felt that he might have heard it wrong, this is his head kicked by a donkey, didn't he see the situation here, why don't you hurry up and run for your life and find death?
But at this moment, Su Xin had already formed an indescribable magic seal in his hands and ran over, and between the index fingers of his hands was a strange red object.
Li Daoyi's heart jumped, he had seen that thing during the day, it seemed to be called "Bombing the Sky Thunder", it was definitely not a joke!
Immediately, he didn't think about it, after striking out a sword, he rolled directly on the spot, like a monkey, and flexibly opened a distance of more than ten meters from the bandit leader.
At the same time, Mo Ming's body appeared in a flash, the phantom of the real phoenix behind him flashed, and the whole person was like the wind under his feet, and he had already appeared in front of the bandit leader in three or five steps:
"Send you to the heavens, Heavenly Court Ancient Martial Arts, One Pillar Optimus!"
At such a short distance, the bandit leader had not recovered from his surprise, so he only felt a tightness in his crotch, and immediately, the whole person was pushed up to the sky by a strong force.
Chirp –
The sound of breaking the sky, a brilliant fireworks crossed the night sky, and then "boom", the fireworks bloomed, burst out in all directions, and swept away with shocking waves.
Whew-
The shock wave caused by the explosion was like a strong wind sweeping away fallen leaves, and for a time the entire Sanyang Street flew sand and rocks, mud and tiles flew over, buildings collapsed, and the scene was chaotic for a while.
When all the storms calmed down, Li Daoyi looked at Sanyang Street in front of him and swallowed silently.
If the previous battle between him and the bandit leader was "demolishing the store", then this guy was "demolishing the street" at all!
The entire Sanyang Street seemed to be overturned, the buildings collapsed, the mud, bricks, and dilapidated wooden doors and windows were everywhere, and the worst thing was the leader of the bandits, the strong man of the Eight Heavens who moved the blood realm, was actually blown up to the bones, and died so that there was not even scum left.
This power is too terrifying! It's even more terrifying than the full force of a strong man in the Bone Realm.
Li Daoyi was afraid for a while, but fortunately he was obedient at the time, and obediently opened a distance of more than ten meters from the bandit leader, otherwise, I am afraid that he will be taken to the sky by him.
Thinking about the explosion just now, just being hit by the aftermath, it had already shocked him and made it difficult to calm down, if he was really in the center of the explosion, the consequences would ......
It's terrible!
Actually, don't say it's him, even Mo Ming himself was taken aback, wocao, this ...... Nima is a Sky Monkey, it's too powerful, isn't it? This is completely different from the Sky Monkey he expected!
2500 yuan to buy 5 sticks, no loss! no loss!
Mo Ming muttered in his heart, all his attention was on this Sky Monkey, he felt that this Sky Monkey could be renamed "Bomb Sky Monkey"!
As for the bandit leader who wanted to kill him, it was already cheap to blow him up!
In the words of black and white impermanence, that is: people like him deserve to go to Huangquan Road to grab tickets on Huangquan Road with those poor ghosts!
"Little Brother Mo, thank you for coming to the rescue just now!"
Li Daoyi calmed down the qi and blood that was still churning in his body, walked over, and hugged his fists and said gratefully.
"Brother Li doesn't have to be polite, it's a pure coincidence to save you this time, don't care, it's just a pity that my bombing thunder ......"
Mo Ming regretfully opened a wooden box, and there were only 4 Sky Monkeys left in it.
"Uh......"
Li Daoyi glanced at it secretly, he felt that his throat was a little dry, and the power of an explosion was terrifying, and this young man actually had four in his hand, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva:
"Little Brother Mo is really not visible, this forbidden weapon is so powerful, can it walk sideways in the Three Thousand Devil Peaks......"
"Running the sky...... It's just a thunderbolt, nothing, I still have a lot of things, like what hemp thunder, big flowers, earth red, two kicks, small mushrooms, big mushrooms, ......"
Listening to these strange names, Li Daoyi's forehead was already sweating a little.
Although he didn't know what these things were, just hearing these names gave people a very powerful feeling, and thinking of this, he was a little embarrassed, and asked in a hesitant manner:
"Mo ...... Little Brother Mo, I don't know...... I wonder if you will take the order to go to the Three Thousand Devil Peak tomorrow?"
"Of course I take it, but well, the price tomorrow will definitely be more expensive than today, if you want to come, tomorrow should be early!"
After that, Mo Ming didn't give Li Dao a chance to speak again and again, turned around the intersection, and disappeared.