Chapter 29: The Erlang God Who Grabbed Pretending
That's right, these people didn't come to see Mo Ming's live broadcast without any work at all.
They all came to listen to Erlang God explain "how to evolve from a sling silk to a rich and handsome"!
Looking at the barrage area in the lower left corner of the screen, the barrage that scrolled faster than lightning, Mo Ming was speechless on the spot.
He took a look at the name of the live broadcast room, as well as the ID of the anchor, that's right, this is the live broadcast room he opened!
But now, how did the protagonist become his Erlang God?
Why did everyone come to his barrage speech for Erlang God?
"Hey, no, did you get the wrong object, now I'm on the live broadcast, why do you only discuss with him?"
"What about me talking, did you hear me? Is my camera broken, you can't see me?
"Hey, I said, did you hear me and ignore me for a moment? Don't you love me anymore? Don't you like my routine?"
......
Mo Ming felt that he was really a dog, he shouted here for a long time, but he was stunned that no one was birding him.
No, in fact, there is still a man who birds him!
Erlang Zhenjun: I'm sorry, only ugly people need routines, and handsome people only need routines!
Wo grass, what you say......
Mo Ming was furious at that time:
"Erlang God, you are enough! I'll pretend to be forced on my territory, if you want to pretend to be forced, start a live broadcast yourself!"
However, this time there were only eleven words in response to him:
Erlang God: I'm sorry, I'm pretending to be forced today!
Heavenly Court, True Monarch's Mansion,
As the number of viewers in the live broadcast room continues to soar, Erlang God's interest has also soared to a peak!
Pure Altar Messenger: True Monarch, True Monarch, I want to know how to get the goddess in my heart?
Erlang Zhenjun: First of all, you need to be as handsome as me, and secondly, you need to be as rich as me, and the two conditions are indispensable!
Qin Guangwang: Are rich people all troubled?
Jiro Zhenjun: I'm sorry, I can tell you responsibly that although I am very rich, I also have a lot of worries, for example, I will drive a Lamborghini or Ferrari to work every morning, and I will be entangled in my worries!
......
Burst~
Nima, Lao Tzu has been pretending to be forced for nearly 40 million years, and he has never seen such a good at pretending!
Nearly 40 million years, what a long and long time!
For the first time, Mo Ming felt ashamed!
Look at what people are pretending to be, it's just 6 over, it's 9!
Mo Ming was still wondering, is this Erlang God abnormal today or what?
A rich and handsome man has to pretend to be forced in front of this group of salted fish and slings, is it interesting? Do you have a sense of accomplishment?
It's okay to pretend to be forced, you have to come to Lao Tzu's live broadcast room to pretend to be forced, aren't you clearly stealing business? !
This is not what annoys Mo Ming the most, what annoys him the most is that this Erlang God actually preaches him there as a negative teaching material!
What is "this force, how is it wrong", and what is "how should it be pretended to be correct"......
This is no longer a "slap in the face", this is simply "demolishing the stage", wocao!
This is simply feeding yourself shit in front of the gods and Buddhas, my day!
Mo Ming really wanted to pinch off the live broadcast room now to see how he pretended to be Erlangshen, but reason told him that he couldn't close it now.
Because the current situation is that the audience is coming to see Erlang God, and now they are all on the rise, he will definitely be scolded to death by the audience if he closes the live broadcast room, maybe he can't even keep his ancestral grave.
Seriously, Mo Ming has been pretending to be forced by the Heavenly Court for nearly 40 million years, and it is the first time he has encountered such a heartwarming thing, if this is put on hold, he will definitely put the forced back without saying a word.
However, now that the black light is blinding, even the roadside stall vendors have closed their stalls and gone home, who is he looking for to pretend to force them?
Besides, Erlang God is not an ordinary person, he is tall, handsome, and rich, pretending to be forced, handy, and getting twice the result with half the effort, let alone shooting horses, you can't catch up with others when you fly a plane!
If you want to snatch the audience back, the general pretending routine will definitely not work!
Just when Mo Ming was thinking about it and didn't know what to do, a "boom" explosion suddenly sounded in the distance!
The voice came very suddenly, without the slightest warning, so frightened that Mo Ming shuddered, and almost threw the iPhone 8 in his hand.
Not only Mo Ming, but also Erlang God, and other immortals who were listening carefully to Erlang God's speech, were all frightened by this sudden explosion!
In the east of Yunzhou City, the earthquake trembled, and even the houses on both sides of the street were shaking!
"Wocao, what's the situation, is there an earthquake?"
Mo Ming's heart is bitter, this is not Lao Tzu pretending to be forced, why Lao Tzu is this earthquake?
"Boom-"
There was another explosion, and then, Mo Ming heard the sound of the house collapsing, accompanied by a roar.
"No, it's not an earthquake, it's paralyzed, is this someone trying to go to heaven?"
Mo Ming rolled over and jumped onto the roof of a house and looked in the direction where the sound was coming from.
In the dark night, two figures were doing something, one in front was dressed in black, sneaking in the night, and the other behind was covered in blood.
Due to the distance, Mo Ming couldn't see the faces of the two clearly, but the two guys moved very fast.
In the distance, Mo Ming heard a shout:
"Shameless thief, take me the trick of opening the mountain. ”
Immediately, Mo Ming saw that the black figure had pulled out some powerful weapon, and the light in his hand was bright, and he rushed towards the blood-red figure behind him.
"There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell for you to break into, do you think that if you escape to this Yunzhou City, you will be able to escape?
And the blood-colored figure was also not to be outdone, and the cheers were deafening, echoing through the streets, like a broken drum beating, and at the same time, he pointed out.
There was another "boom", and it was as if a mine had exploded between the two of them, and smoke and dust flew all around, and several layers of soil were lifted off the ground.
Not to mention the few shops around, the doors and walls were shattered and the rubble flew everywhere.
After a hard fight, the man in black flew back with his strength, but the blood-colored figure behind him followed him like a shadow and chased down.
With their movement, the sound of "bang bang bang" explosions was endless, and several shops were swept out on the spot.
However, this is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is that these two people are rushing towards the place where Mo Ming is standing!
However, at this moment, not only did Mo Ming's eyes not have any panic, but it was as if he had seen a peerless beauty, and his eyes lit up!
Mother, it's good to come, I really want to come to something!
Mo Ming took out his mobile phone, he found the "quiz" icon in the lower left corner of the live broadcast room, and said:
"It's all quiet, I'm going to start pretending, give Lao Tzu a good look!"