Chapter 6 What is the most expensive in the 21st century?

"Silly root, what did you shout so loudly just now, you said that you had 60,000 yuan on you, and even if there was no thief, you would have recruited the thief. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Radar said to Silly Root.

"Brother Xu, you are here, I will introduce you, this is the eldest sister I met in the temple to worship the Buddha. This is his man" At the same time, the smile also implied a little excitement and stretched out his right hand to Andy Lau and Liu Ruoying, "Hello, I am Xu Sanduo, a friend of Silly Gen." You're also a friend of Silly Root, since you are a friend of Silly Root, then you are also my friend, just call me Sanduo. ”

Andy Lau and Liu Ruoying also stretched out their right hands and shook hands with 'Xu Sanduo', oh no, it was Radar.

"Hello, my name is Wang Li, and his name is Wang Bo," Liu Ruoying pointed at Liu Dehua and said

", Liu Dehuaye, an international star, I actually shook hands with him" Radar thought excitedly. suddenly

"Master, I have successfully invaded Wang Bo's consciousness, and have copied the memory of his consciousness about the method of stealing, and can be transmitted to your memory at any time."

Now Radar smiled even happier.

"Don't worry, there's Ge Wei, no, it's Hu Li, wait for the train"

After the excitement, Radar and Silly ran onto the train with their luggage to take a seat. On the train, the passengers in the car are already putting their luggage in the luggage rack. Silly Gen and Radar slowly walked to the inside of the carriage with their luggage to find an empty seat, but in the end they still sat in the position in the movie, but Radar sat in Andy Lau's position in the movie. Radar and Silly put their luggage on the luggage rack, and before they could sit down, Silly suddenly shouted

"Big brother, big sister, this is a sitting. ”

"I really treat us as relatives," Liu Dehua whispered to Liu Ruoying sideways, and the two walked to their seats at the same time.

"Stay like this for a while, you sit next to him, and I sit next to Xu Sanduo"

Liu Dehua and Liu Ruoying walked to the side of their seats, and Silly Gener helped them put their luggage on the luggage rack, while Radar got up and let Andy Lau sit by the window. Because Radar felt that it was convenient to sit in the aisle to observe the situation, something could be done in time. At the same time, because of the radar, the undercover police officer played by Zhang Hanyu, who should have come over and wanted to grab a seat in the plot, did not come. Ge Wei didn't come over and went directly to the box, but Zhang Hanyu and the policewoman who pretended to be a student still sat in the seats on the other side of the aisle.

Liu Ruoying wiped the table with paper and said to Silly Gen

"You just shouted that you have money in front of so many people, maybe just like Sanduo said, no thief was also recruited by you. ”

"Where in the world are there so many thieves? ”

"If you still don't admit that you lack heart, will the thief engrave the words on his head?"

"Silly Gen, this time you have to listen to Sister Li and Brother Bo, what they say makes sense"

"Why do you think so badly of people like my fellow countrymen? ”

"People's hearts are separated from the belly, you can't have the heart to hurt others, and you can't have the heart to prevent people, so you should be careful. After speaking, Liu Ruoying took a sip of water.

Andy Lau grabbed Silly Gen's shoulder. "Look at me, am I like a thief?"

Hearing this, Liu Ruoying put the water cup between his lips and stared at Liu Dehua with his eyes

"You're not a thief, you're just a little bit of a despised person," Silly said

Liu Dehua stared at Liu Ruoying, who was drinking water, and said to Silly Gen, "Look at her, look at her," Liu Dehua withdrew the hand on Silly's shoulder, and pointed at Liu Ruoying, "She doesn't look like a thief"

Liu Ruoying glared at Andy Lau, "Why are you staring at me?"

Liu Dehua smiled at the corner of his mouth and sarcastically said to Liu Ruoying, "The more I look at you, the more like a good person, a good person"

"The eldest sister is a good person. Silly Gen argued for Liu Ruo, and then turned to Liu Ruoying and said, "Sister, if you are a thief, I will buckle my eyeballs out" and looked at Liu Dehua, "My words count"

Liu Ruoying looked at Silly Gen silently

"You don't look like a thief, you look like a Bodhisattva, I think it's useless to have your eyes, take it out as soon as possible" Liu Dehua looked at the stupid root and said angrily.

Silly Gen was silent for a while, and said to Liu Ruoying, "My family lives in the mountains, in my village, someone looks at the cow dung on the mountain road, and brings a dung basket, so he picks up a stone piece, draws a circle around the cow dung, and wants to pick it up in a few days, but the cow dung is still there." I celebrate the New Year's holidays on the plateau, and I am alone there to watch the construction site, no one talks to me, I talk to the wolf. I'm not afraid of wolves, and wolves haven't hurt me. When I walked out of the plateau, so many people talked to me together, and I didn't believe that the wolf had never hurt me, people, he would harm me? How could people be worse than wolves. Brother Wang, do you think that's what I'm talking about?"

"Stupid, you're wrong. Radar interjected

"Wolves are not bad, and people are not bad. The reason why people say that wolves are bad is because wolves are cunning and fierce in order to eat meat, but wolves eat meat because they need to survive. Did you know that in the wolf pack, the old and disabled wolf will sacrifice himself for the wolf pack, to lure away the hunter and lure the hunter to other places and will not return to the wolf's den, so the wolf is not bad. People say that crows are unlucky, but there are stories of crows feeding back, about antelopes being timid, and about ewes kneeling to suckle"

"Then why do you say that people are not bad. Liu Dehua asked

"Because man is not bad in the first place, it is not man who is bad, but the human heart, which is the greed of human nature. Therefore, people are not bad wolves, and wolves are not bad, but what is worse than wolves is people's hearts" Radar thought about all kinds of ingratitude in the real world, and saw the things that were unrighteous and forgetful, and said with a heavy heart.

The four of them fell silent for a while.

In another private compartment on the train, the thief Xiao Ye was removing the disguise on his face for Uncle Li, played by Ge Wei, and the second child of the pickpocket group was lying on the sofa next to the carriage looking at the scenery outside the carriage and said to Ge Wei

"Uncle Li, that melon migrant worker is too ostentatious, I think it is better to cut it earlier, so as to save the brothers panic when they smell the meat. ”

"It's because your heart is messed up, it smells like meat, and when you eat it, it's poison. Pass on my words, just six words, this trip is not hunting," said Ge Wei, who had just taken off his false eyebrows, with a frown.

"Now it's a sheep without a heart, with a sheepdog stupid soldier guarding it, and two wolves with thieves' eyes lying on his stomach. Uncle Li, if we don't cut it now, it will definitely be a cheap family."

"A few small coins will make you greedy, and you won't be able to do big things," Xiao Ye mocked the second child.

"I'll talk to you, what's the matter with you? You can do whatever you have to do, okay or not? There are no rules at all, I'll tell you! When I entered the Tao, you were also a good student. ”

Xiao Ye turned around angrily and said, "You don't play music with me, you don't accept that we have a hand, believe it or not, I picked your tendons." ”

"Hey, you dead woman"

The second child stood up from the sofa, picked up a double-edged cigar cutter on the coffee table, and rushed towards Xiao Ye. Xiao Ye was not to be outdone, and as soon as he shook his head, the blade hidden in his hair cut towards the second child, and at the same time, the long nails of his fingers were used instead of the blades to slash towards the second child.

There was a burst of lightning and flint. At this moment, Ge Wei spoke, "I said you, the two of you still have me in your hearts, not me." The two stopped at the same time, and the nails of Xiao Ye's right fingers were stabbed on the neck of the second child, and at the same time, the middle finger of Xiao Ye's left hand was cut by the second child with a cigar knife.

At the same time, Xiao Ye slowly withdrew the left hand of the middle finger that had been cut by the cigar cutter, and the right hand that stabbed the second child's neck.

"Snap" the cigar cutter closes.

"It's not a skill to be strong with my senior brother, it's not big or small. Second brother, how many times have I told you, if you want to serve the public, you must be open-minded, and you can only be a big brother if you can tolerate a brother. ”

"Got it," the second one agreed.

"Yezi, come and rub your shoulders," Ge Wei said with his eyes closed.

Xiao Ye walked over slowly and rubbed his shoulders. Ge Wei closed his eyes and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth

"I'm interested in testing the color of this pair of mandarin ducks now. What is the most expensive in the 21st century?" said Ge Wei sharply as he opened his eyes

"Talent"

And after the second child came out of the box, he went to find the newcomer Four Eyes, and if he pretended to be worried, if Four Eyes and him went to test Liu Dehua and Liu Ruoying's quality.

Radar sat on the seat and pretended to sleep, opened the corner of his eyes and looked at the stupid root who walked to the bathroom, and Radar knew that the show was about to begin. Sure enough, it didn't take long for Liu Dehua to follow him to the toilet, lifted the curtain between the carriages and walked in, and pressed the hand that was about to open the stupid schoolbag.

"Stupid roots, walking without looking at people"

Then the second, four-eyed, and Liu Dehua exchanged hands, while Silly Gen was kept in the middle by the three of them. Radar sat on the seat, although he didn't see the three of them fighting, but judging from the gap between the curtains that were occasionally blown up by the wind from the corner of his quietly opened eyes, the knife glittered inside, and occasionally a trace of silver light. At this time, Liu Ruoying also walked over because she was strange that she hadn't come out for so long. Liu Dehua saw Liu Ruoying coming over from the gap in the curtain, so he threw out the stupid schoolbag. Before Liu Ruoying could reach the door, Silly Gen's schoolbag flew out of it and fell into Liu Ruoying's hands.

"Go back to my sister, does Wang Li see that the stupid root is hot?"

Immediately afterwards, Silly Gen was also pushed out with his head covered with a sweater.

"It's okay"

"It's all red, and I said it's okay.

"I accidentally hit someone's water. ”

Liu Ruoying returned to her seat with Silly Gen, Radar pretended to wake up, saw the appearance of the two, and pretended to be anxious and asked

"What's wrong with you, stupid root, why are you burned red?"

"It's okay, I accidentally hit the boiling water that someone just picked up?"

"Wipe some medicine," Radar said, pulling out the burn medicine he had bought at the train station from his travel bag.

At this time, Liu Dehua, who was dealing with the two, walked up to the front and threw his clothes to Silly Gen, returned to his seat and sat down.

"Big sister, big brother Xu, big brother Wang, are you hungry? I have hard-boiled eggs in my bag. Before Silly Gen finished speaking, Andy Lau asked, "Eh, did you soak the 20,000 yuan?"

Silly Gen smiled, took out the money, waved it and said, "No, I wrapped it in oiled paper and couldn't get wet."

"Don't make a fuss about it, put the money away. Sister Li rubbed the stupid root with the medicine" After Radar finished speaking, she handed the scald medicine to Liu Ruoying, and Liu Ruoying gently helped the stupid root rub the medicine.

"It's all burning, I'll give you some medicine. ”

"It doesn't hurt"

"It's all red and it doesn't hurt, don't be stupid, I've been a soldier for so long, I'm afraid of boiling water. ”

"I'll wipe it myself. Silly Gen said uncomfortably

"Yo, you're quite feudal, hold your head up a little higher" Liu Ruoying chuckled at Silly Gen

"Silly root, you won't be embarrassed, right?" Radar looked at Liu Dehua silently after speaking. Liu Dehua looked at Liu Ruoying, who was blowing on the scalded neck and chest of Silly Gen, expressionlessly, and didn't know what he was thinking, but judging from the movie, he seemed to recall his past experience with Liu Ruoying.

"It's a blessing in disguise, isn't it cool? I feel cool just by looking at it."

"My sister has the heart of a bodhisattva," said stupidly angry.

"Really, I've known her for so long, why can't I see it?

Liu Ruoying turned around worriedly and asked, "Where is it?"

Suddenly, Liu Dehua stood up and turned around and pouted his ass to Liu Ruoying and said, "There is still here, you see" Before he finished speaking, Liu Ruoying slapped Liu Dehua's buttocks.

"!"

"Yo, Brother Bo is jealous," Radar laughed, and Silly Gen looked dazed.

"Eat a boxed lunch," the conductor on the train walked down the aisle pushing a forklift and asked passengers if they wanted to buy a boxed lunch.