Chapter 7: The Potential of the Actor
Chapter 7: The Potential of the Actor
"Ten yuan, five yuan box lunch" The flight attendant pushed the dining cart from the side of the aisle, and the passengers on both sides paid for the box lunch. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
At this time, Radar noticed Zhang Hanyu who was sitting on the other side of the aisle. Zhang Hanyu took out the left trouser pocket, took out the right trouser pocket, and touched the pocket of the leather jacket on the upper body. "Where's my wallet?" Zhang Hanyu asked the policewoman next to her, and then said affirmatively, "I lost my wallet"
"No, I saw that the wallet was still there when you bought water before getting in the car. ”
"It must have been stolen," Zhang Hanyu rummaged through his clothes again, looked at the ground under the seat, and said affirmatively.
"Look for it again, did you fall somewhere?"
"Where can this fall? It must have fallen into the hands of a thief" Zhang Hanyu left his seat and stood in the aisle, looking left and right at the carriage, "This thief can't get it right, just sit in this carriage." With that, he sat down dejectedly.
Liu Dehua pretended to be enthusiastic and comforted Zhang Hanyu, saying, "Just admit that you are unlucky, and you will be ruined to avoid disasters." ”
"Don't let me catch this thief, I can't spare him if I catch him. After Zhang Hanyu finished speaking, he glanced at Liu Dehua with a slight meaning in his eyes.
"I'm sure there's more than one thief in this carriage, depending on whether you're Sherlock Holmes or not. Andy Lau looked at both sides of the carriage, said provocatively to Zhang Hanyu, and after speaking, he picked one of the stupid eggs and walked to the dining car.
Silly Gen grabbed the plastic bag containing the eggs, walked towards Zhang Hanyu and said, "Big brother and sister, you dissipate your anger, I have eggs", and handed one to each of the two of them.
"When people are outside, it is inevitable that there will be some unsatisfactory places, and they want to open some. The flight attendant takes six boxes of lunches" The flight attendant puts the six boxes of lunches on the table of the radar. Radar gave the money, so that two boxes of them were handed to Zhang Hanyu and the policewoman.
"Don't be angry, I'll please," Radar said magnificently.
"Thank you, my surname is Han, I am a painter of the E era, and I am also a teacher. This is my student, and we're here to paint in the plateau. Who are you?" Zhang Hanyu took the lunch box and asked gratefully.
"Xu Sanduo, a soldier. Taking advantage of this military holiday, they traveled everywhere. ”
"Oh, Defender of the Nation, worthy of respect"
"How can there be, the people's defenders are worthy of respect," Lei Lei said with a little meaning.
Zhang Hanyu and the policewoman "chuckled" in their hearts, and glanced at each other, "This soldier won't know anything." ”
Suddenly, Radar remembered one thing, according to the development of the plot, Liu Dehua should now be with Ge Wei and peel eggs to play. The radar sounded, and he immediately apologized to Zhang Hanyu and walked to the restaurant on the train.
Sure enough, as soon as he walked into the restaurant, Radar saw Ge Wei coming over with a glass of beer and sitting opposite Andy Lau.
"Get to know him, his surname is Hu Mingli, Hu Li. Thanks to the wrong love of my brother on the road, I called Uncle Li, and dared to ask my brother which way he was a fairy. ”
"Immortals don't dare to be, I'm just a passer-by who doesn't recognize my six relatives"
This is Xiao Ye sat down and handed Ge Wei an egg, Ge Wei took the egg with his left hand,
"Ugly"
Then, the elder brother used the thumb and ring finger of his left hand to fix the ends of the egg, and rolled it quickly on the table, the egg spun rapidly, and Ge Wei used the nails of his little finger to scrape the egg shell quickly.
After a while, the eggshell was peeled off, and only a little eggshell remained at the ends of the thumb and ring finger.
"The stinky boy saw clearly, Uncle Li peeled this raw egg. Sure enough, although the eggshell was all gone, the egg coating was still completely wrapped on top of the egg liquid.
As soon as Ge You was about to speak, Radar stepped forward, "Brother Bo, you are here." Uncle, your trick just now is so powerful, you've been practicing for a long time, where do you usually perform? When our troops are on holiday, I will take my comrades-in-arms to cheer you on. Radar deliberately teased Ge Wei and said.
"I'm sorry, this trick is just what I usually practice, not for a living, please forgive me. I don't know who my brother is!" said Ge Wei with a slightly serious face
"Xu Sanduo, the platoon commander of the Chinese People's Liberation Army, who was just raised before the holiday," Radar said with a smile on his face as he sat down and looked at Ge Wei.
After listening to Radar's words, Ge Wei's fingers stiffened unnaturally, but they quickly returned to their natural nature. And Xiao Ye showed a hint of panic on his face, and lowered his head slightly to stare at the bottom of the table, not daring to look at the radar. I saw Ge Wei clasping his hands into fists and said to the radar
"Okay, national defender, good career, I wish Brother Xu a bright future for you, and you will be crowned a marquis in the future. Brother, I still have some personal matters, so I won't accompany you, Brother Xu, take a step first, forgive me. After saying that, Ge Wei left, and Li Bingbing followed behind.
Suddenly, "Brother Bo, I'll go to the toilet" Radar finished speaking and went to the toilet.
"What's wrong little fish" asked Radar when he got to the toilet
"Master, the part of Wang Bo and Hu Li's memory about stealing has been copied and can be transmitted at any time, please ask when the master will transmit it. ”
"Really?" asked Radar, surprised.
"Yes, master"
"Now, now, now," Radar said excitedly.
Suddenly, Radar's eyes closed and he came to the dark space of Yupei again, and this time the little fish did not appear. Starlight, however, formed two figures, who stood there unmoved, but the fingers of their hands danced rapidly. If you look closely, there is a blade composed of a small piece of starlight between the fingers of both hands, flying quickly between the fingers. After the dance, the fingers of both hands are bent into various shapes, holding all kinds of small objects to demonstrate the methods used, such as sewing needles, wires, skimming needles, thin clips, etc., and then demonstrate various ways to open various locks and unlock them. Basically, all kinds of thieves have various methods of stealing things, including sliding doors and picking locks, picking people's wallets, forging documents, and gangs cheating and touching porcelain. In short, except for some serious murders, the two are basically complete, especially Hu Li played by Ge You, who has done petty theft and fraud. Three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, even if Hu Li is not the champion in his line, he is also the seniority and level of the list and Tanhua.
After the two figures finished the demonstration, they turned into a small burst of starlight and flew into the radar's head.
Radar opened his eyes in the toilet and suddenly felt like he had a lot more in his head. The tricks of sliding doors, picking locks, fraud, scribbling, gang touching porcelain, and transferring bags are all in my mind, not only the tricks but also a lot of experience, as if I am an old thief and a habitual offender. However, there seems to be a slight after-effect of this transmission of memory. As long as Lei Lei thought of the policeman played by Zhang Hanyu, he was a little stunned in his heart, and seemed to be a little afraid to look at his eyes, but fortunately, it was just a little, not very serious.
After receiving the memory, after a burst of excitement, he took out the small blade hidden in his bag, because Radar didn't know where to buy the kind of thief blade used by Liu Dehua in the movie, so this small blade was a double-edged razor blade bought at the train station, and he could only use it.
Radar hung the blade and hid it between his fingers and tried his hand. Then he danced the blade between his fingers, like turning a pen. The small blade swirled around in the radar's hand, but did not cause a single wound in the radar's hand. He stopped the blade, then pulled out the egg he had taken from Silly Gen and tried Ge Wei's rotating little thumb method of peeling eggs.
Success, but there is a small flaw, although the eggshell is peeled off, there are some small holes on the egg that were accidentally scratched by the fingernails of the little finger when the egg was peeled. Fortunately, it was a hard-boiled egg, otherwise if it was a raw egg, the egg would have to fall to the ground.
When the time comes, the next one to go to the toilet may think that the last one who went to the toilet will break the egg after venting his excitement when he jerks off.
After the radar test, the conclusion was made:
"The technique is not bad, just a little jerky. The fingers are also a little stiff, so practice more in the future"
After practice, Radar quietly walked out of the toilet and back to his seat.
On the train, the passengers spend long afternoons in boredom and sleep. At that time, there were no smartphones to play, they were all PHS, or flip phones, and only some good conditions had laptops to play.
In the evening, Radar woke up and saw that Liu Dehua and Silly Gen were not there, only Liu Ruoying was sitting opposite.
"Sister Li, where are Brother Bo and Silly Gen?"
"It looks like I'm going to the bathroom"
"I'm going to go too, I've been holding it for a long time," Radar said and got up and left his seat and walked to the toilet. Before I could get to the toilet, I heard Silly Gen ask anxiously,
"What kind of illness does the eldest sister have? Why don't you treat her?"
"She's terminally ill"
"What kind of disease is a terminal illness?" there was already a hint of crying in Silly Gen's voice.
"It's the kind of thing you can't do when you see her breathing," Liu Dehua said while crying, and even burst out with a Sichuan accent in the end.
"There's no way, just don't care" Silly Gen's voice was already with a little condolence.
"I'm going to take her to BJ for a doctor's visit this time, but ...... But I don't have enough money," Liu Dehua said sadly.
Seeing Silly Gen bury his head and cry, Liu Dehua glanced at it quietly, and then pretended to be grief-stricken and powerless.
"How much does that cost?" said Radar, hiding behind the wall between the train toilet and the seat, looking at Silly Root, his eyes reddened, and he looked up.
"A lot...... A lot, I can't make that much money in my life. Liu Dehua looked at the sky and couldn't do anything, lowered his head again, and gritted his teeth and insisted on not letting himself cry, "It's your eldest brother who doesn't, I want to sell myself" Then, with a realistic acting skills that couldn't hold back and cried a few times, and then held back, he said to Silly Gen, "You can't let her know, you have to promise me, let her be happy, you can live in a few days, you understand?"
Silly Gen broke down and cried bitterly.
"A man can't cry" Liu Dehua looked like he wanted to be stupid and strong.
And the radar is hidden behind the wall, looking like he is smiling hard.
"Hahaha, the actor deserves to be the actor, and even the acting skills of the characters he played in the movie are so good, so realistic, it's awesome! This Wang Bo is too, with such good acting skills, he doesn't want to be an actor and win awards, but to be a thief? It's too much of a waste of Liu Dehua's talent for him. Radar thought to himself.
Then, taking advantage of the fact that the two did not find out, Radar hurriedly returned to the seat and lay on the table with a look of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, and his whole body was convulsed.
Liu Ruoying looked at the radar, his whole body seemed to hurt, his whole body twitched, and said with a strange face, "Sanduo, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, it's okay," Radar quickly held back a smile and raised his head with a flushed face in reply.
At this time, Liu Dehua and Silly Gen came back. Liu Ruoying looked at the two of them with strange looks on their faces and asked
"Where have you two been?"
"No, we're going to talk about his hometown over there. Liu Dehua replied casually.
Hearing Liu Dehua's words, Liu Ruoying's face was still full of strangeness, and she looked at Silly Gen's eyes red again, and she kept looking out the window.
"Silly root, what did the eldest brother tell you?" look at me," Liu Ruoying said sternly.
Silly root, turn your head. "Didn't say anything" and turned his head away.
The radar lying on the table twitched even more violently, and his right hand slammed into the table with a clenched fist from time to time.