Tai Bai Xing, surnamed Li, is a well-known star in the heavenly realm, with great mana and relatively kind. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Sun Wukong broke into the underworld and made trouble in the Dragon Palace, the Jade Emperor was about to send troops to conscript, Tai Bai Xing interceded for Wukong, and suggested that Wukong be named Bi Ma Wen who managed the imperial horse. When Sun Wukong rebelled against the Heavenly Palace, it was Venus who came forward as the envoy to recruit security, and named Wukong as the Monkey King to manage Pan Taoyuan. Later, on the way of the Tang monk and apprentice to learn scriptures in the west, Chang Gengxing secretly helped the four masters and apprentices defeat the Yellow Wind Monster many times and swept the lion's camel cave, and he was a kind and good old man.

And!

There are very few people in "Journey to the West" who can win the respect of Sun Wukong. For the powerful Jade Emperor, he called him the Jade Emperor Lao'er; for the Taishang Laojun, he almost went back to make fun of him; for Rulai, he only feared him instead of respecting him, and ridiculed Rulai as "the nephew of the monster"; he even called the gods of the Heavenly Palace. Only Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tai Bai Xing let Wukong respect. Wukong's respect for Guanyin Bodhisattva stems from his help and guidance, while his respect for Tai Bai Xing is largely due to Tai Bai Xing's superb communicative art and simple personality.

We know that in the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties in learning scriptures in the western heavens, many of the monsters who obstruct the great cause of learning scriptures are mounts, children, pets, etc., of the heavenly immortals, and Tai Bai Xing has absolutely no such bad records.

So, the arrival of the platinum star.

[Monkey King] is also extremely pleasantly surprised...

This old man, like in the original play, is kind and kind.

But [Monkey King] has changed very differently, she is no longer like in the original play, like a stubborn monkey, bouncing and jumping, but a serious and dignified standing in place.

Tai Bai Xing is a civil official, and a civil official has a civilian way of thinking, persuading peace and not dissuading war.

On the one hand, the Jade Emperor was reluctant to send troops to fight, and on the other hand, in the face of the complaints of the Dragon King and the Hades King, he also wanted to make his subordinates angry. Tai Bai Xing admits that Wukong was conceived by heaven and earth, and since he was born, he should be recruited for the use of the heavenly court, which makes Zhao'an a matter of course. Therefore, the Jade Emperor was very happy and immediately approved it.

In fact, recruiting is a seemingly simple thing, but it is actually a difficult thing.

Mainly because Wukong was born without a sense of hierarchy and lacked understanding of social power, you think he even dared to "rob" the "director of the water conservancy bureau" Dragon King, and he would not take any "minister" in his eyes at all.

And by grasping Goku's competitive nature, liking flattery from others, and taking advantage of his character weaknesses, he can get things done. Tai Bai Xing has a very accurate grasp of Goku's psychology, and resolves a fight with excellent communicative art. The second recruitment was also a success.

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Tai Bai Xing just looked at the back of [Monkey King], and knew that she must be a big person in the future... Monkey.

I have arranged all kinds of praise and praise jokes in my heart, presumably, I will definitely make Sun Wukong happy.

However, before Tai Bai Xing could speak, [Sun Wukong] turned his voice violently.

'Oops~I'll go~'

Even if Tai Baixing had heard of the name of Sun Wukong's 'Monkey King', he didn't expect that a female monkey would be so beautiful...

Tai Bai Xing was speechless in surprise for a while!

"Yo he! Tai Bai Xing is here~ Come on! Come and sit..."

[Monkey King] came over, and naturally he was extremely enthusiastic about Tai Bai Xing.

Tai Bai Xing sat down nervously, just said his intention, I didn't want to, this [Monkey King] took the lead again: "Come, eat apples~ or, eat bananas?"

Tai Bai Xing was stunned, how is this [Monkey King] different from the rumors?

It is rumored that she is not arrogant and arrogant, and no one is in her eyes... Why, when I saw it today, it became so easy to speak?

In order to avoid too much embarrassment.

Tai Bai Xing saw that there was a plate of melon seeds on the stone table that he had never seen this color, and he grabbed a handful and said with a smile: "I'll still eat melon seeds~"

“……”

[Monkey King]'s expression is a little weird, too platinum star swallows melon seeds, which has never been seen in the original play.

Sniff~

After Tai Bai Xing swallowed the first melon seed, he was stunned.

"King, your melon seeds are poisonous~"

"What?"

"King, how can your melon seeds be so delicious??"

[Monkey King] naturally smiled proudly. "Because, I'm a spiced melon seed~ You don't have it in heaven, right?"

Too platinum star to marvel. "There are 30 million delicacies in the heavenly court, but there are no melon seeds of such taste..."

[Monkey King] is quite generous, she took out a bag of treasured 5 cents Feiwang spicy strips, and the next time~ sounded, in front of Tai Bai Xing, she opened it.

With two furry fingers, he took out one and handed it to Tai Bai Xing.

"Come on, you taste this~"

Tai Bai Xing was stunned, this kind of food looks extremely strange, and the taste is also indescribable...

However, this [Monkey King] is so gracious, it is difficult for him to resist!

So, when he opened his old mouth, he asked [Sun Wukong] to put the spicy strips into his mouth...

'Groove~ like an explosive taste, rippling in the mouth in an instant...'

"Well... It's so spicy~"

[Sun Wukong] had already expected it, so he quickly took out the Coke he had prepared, poured a large stone bowl, and brought it to Tai Bai Xing.

"This is our Huaguoshan special brewed drink~Coke, you taste it~"

Tai Bai Xing looked at the stone bowl in his hand, the dark brown liquid, and it was constantly bubbling...

I thought that with the ability of the [Monkey King], if I wanted to harm him, I only needed to kill him with a stick... You don't have to be so troublesome to poison, you don't have to be suspicious, just take a sip of it~

'Oh, I'll go~ What kind of taste is this?!'

Countless bubbles exploded in the mouth, and then, down the throat tube, all the way down...

"Hahaha~"

Looking at Tai Bai Xing's stunned expression, [Sun Wukong] couldn't help laughing, and then handed over a bag of freshly opened potato chips.

"At this time, eat potato chips... It's the best~"

Afraid that this Tai Bai Xing would suspect that he was cheating him, [Sun Wukong] twisted out two pieces by himself and ate them.

Tai Bai Xing hesitated, but also ate...

'Huh, it's not bad~crunchy~'

In Huaguo Mountain, after this meal, Tai Bai Xing is like a roller coaster, going through various moods.

I couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "The king did this to tell me this old man, [Monkey King] you are here, and you are living freely..."

"Neither nor not~"

[Monkey King] shook his head and shook his head, quite European. "I know astronomy and geography, 500 years ago, 500 years later..."

"So, I, the Monkey King [Monkey King], have already calculated that you are too platinum star to come this time... It's to let me come to Zhao'an, let me go to heaven, and be a petty official~ Bi Ma Wen!"

When Tai Bai Xing heard this, he was immediately shocked-

"You, my lord, do you really know..."

"Of course~"

[Sun Wukong] looked mysterious, and reached out to pat Tai Baixing's shoulder. "Oh, I forgot, I'm a female monkey~."

"Don't worry, I know you're not bad, old man... Otherwise, with my Monkey King's ability... Why do I have to treat you like this~"

Tai Bai Xing was really surprised, this time, the real [Monkey King] was completely beyond his expectations...

"What do you mean, my lord?"

[Monkey King] smiled faintly.

"Bi Ma Wen, occupation: groom, is a petty officer who breeds horses. A saying: the so-called Bi Ma Wen, that is, in ancient times, people raised monkeys in the stables, so that it is more effective to avoid horse plague, monkeys are active by nature, whenever the horses are lax and tired, the monkeys will run over to provoke them, in this way, the horses always keep their worries, and also get a certain amount of training, so as to improve the resistance of horses to blood worm disease, so the monkey has the name of Bi Ma Wen. ”

Another way of saying that horse plague originates from an ancient folk legend that the urine of a female monkey is mixed with horse urine to feed the horse, which can prevent the horse from getting sick. ”

"Heavenly Court asked me to take the position of Bi Ma Wen, and it seems that it recognizes my ability and appoints me, but in essence, it is a great mockery of me by the Heavenly Realm. Because, you all think that I, Sun Wukong, am not a female monkey, but a male monkey. ”

So later, there was a big havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and when Sun Wukong Bao Tang Seng was on the way to learn scriptures, all kinds of monsters called him Bi Ma Wen, Sun Wukong was extremely angry, and the reason was this.

[Sun Wukong] said this, and immediately sneered.

"However, you never thought that I, [Monkey King], would be a female monkey..."

Tai Bai Xing was shocked again-

"It turns out! You know everything, your king?!"

"Of course—"

"That's... That..."Tai Bai Xing said anxiously: "I'll go back to Heaven, the Jade Emperor..."The great talent of the [Monkey King] is by no means a Bi Ma Wen, who can serve!!"

[Monkey King] smiled bitterly, if it weren't for the completion of the task...

You think I want to be Bi Ma Wen??

"Forget it..."

[Sun Wukong] stretched out his paw and patted Tai Bai Xing's shoulder. "No matter how talented I am, I learned to be rich in fifty cars... As an official, you still have to sit up one level at a time, isn't it..."

Tai Bai Xing hurriedly sang praises. "[The Monkey King] is so talented, and he can still be down-to-earth... The future is limitless~"

[Monkey King] smiled bitterly...

It's unlimited~ In the end, I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and was slapped on the ground for 500 years by the old man... Subsequently, honestly followed Rory's rambling Tang Seng to learn scriptures...

"Alright... Don't say much, I'll go to Heavenly Court to be an official with Tai Bai Xing~"

"Oh ~ That's right!!"

[Sun Wukong] suddenly thought of something, pulled Tai Bai Xing and said: "I borrowed a set of battle armor from the old dragon king, but I wear this set of battle armor to heaven... The first impression is not very good. ”

"You see, our brother has such a good relationship... You get me a set of nice clothes, that is, the kind that can go to heaven without losing face... By the way, you look for a better comb... I'm going to smooth the hair on my body..."

“……”

Tai Bai Xing was dumbfounded, daring to be affectionate, the spiced melon seeds, spicy strips, cola, and potato chips just now were not eaten for nothing.

"Wait, Lord... I'm going to go..."

"Hey, slow down... Take this spicy strip with you and eat it slowly on the way~"

“……”

Tai Bai Xing took a deep look at [Sun Wukong], and then left with spicy strips.

…

Half an hour later.

Tai Bai Xing came back, this old man was really interesting, and he got a piece of clothing that was no worse than the old dragon king's armor... After all, it is a bit inappropriate to be an official in the Heavenly Court, and then wear a battle armor...

Especially, it's still 'grabbed'...

Tai Bai Xing brought her soft armor, an outer body, not domineering, but not a bad coat, after wearing it, she was heroic!

In this half an hour, [Sun Wukong] also went to take a shower...

When changing clothes, Tai Bai Xing thought that [Sun Wukong] was a monkey after all, even if it was a female monkey, he wouldn't care about anything...

Can!

[Monkey King] didn't even show him the European pie... When she combed her with a jade comb, she unceremoniously asked Tai Bai Xing to help, and she said that the little monkey under her hand was clumsy...

After the incident, [Monkey King] rewarded Tai Bai Xing with a bottle of 3 pieces of Coke...

Tai Bai Xing looked at the Coke in his hand and wanted to cry without tears~

…

A somersault cloud, [Sun Wukong] stepped on it and flew dozens of laps...

Cow pen ~ the feeling of flying freely is cool-

After the fun, [Monkey King] honestly went to the clouds of the Tai Bai Xing and went to heaven...

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Downwind ears and clairvoyance, if you see it early, you should report it quickly.

In the entire heavenly court, the immortal aura lingered, and the atmosphere was surging.

The golden light is rolling red, and the rui qi is spraying purple mist. The main buildings of the Heavenly Palace and the Treasure Hall are arranged horizontally and vertically by the number of Tiangang and Earth Evil, totaling about 108. It is divided into 36 heavenly palaces and 72 treasure halls.

In mythology, the well-known immortals are all among them, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Feng Bo, Rain Master, Barefoot Immortal, Guanghan Fairy, Tota Heavenly King Li Jing, Giant Spirit God, Taiyin Xingjun, Sun Xingjun, Yue Lao, Four Heavenly Kings and so on...

There are too many gods and goddesses in mythology, from the Supreme Sanqing, to the Five Laojun, to the Four Emperors, the Five Stars and the Seven Yao Stars, the Big Dipper, the Six Stars of the Southern Dipper, the Four Spirits and the Twenty-Eight Residences, the Ten Heavenly Honors, the Three Officials and the Emperor, the Lingguan, the Tai Sui Gods and the Gods in the Human Body, the True Persons and the Immortals, the Five Ancestors of the North, the Five Ancestors of the South, the Seven Truths of the North, the Eight Immortals, etc.

The immortals in each category range from a few to dozens.

It can be seen from this that Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, what a feat of the Monkey Pen-

"What?"

"That [Monkey King] turned out to be a female monkey??" the Jade Emperor was shocked.

"That female monkey is Dongsheng Shenzhou, born from the immortal stone since the beginning of the world, does it have anything to do with the ancient mythology, the first mother goddess Nuwa?"

The Jade Emperor muttered to himself, and the entire heavenly court, the gods were silent.

This involves the ancient Mother Goddess, and no one dares to talk nonsense...

Then!

There is a little god who reported that Tai Bai Xing brought the Huaguo Mountain [Monkey King] to face the emperor...

"Bring them in—"

The Jade Emperor shouted, and his solemn voice rippled inside and outside this Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

And so—

All the great gods are looking at the Tai Bai Xing and taking [Sun Wukong] from the South Heavenly Gate to this Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

All the great gods, if you don't look at it, you don't know, and you are startled when you see it.

That [Monkey King] is not only a female monkey, but also extremely handsome, although it is not as good as Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace... But she also has a heroic beauty, she is dressed in formal clothes, and she walks with her head held high, although she has long hair, but the oil she has been groomed smoothly and brightly.

Coupled with the high mana of [Monkey King] itself, it has a powerful aura.

Standing squarely beside Tai Bai Xing, on the contrary, Tai Bai Xing's first impression is not as good as this female monkey...

The contrast is too great...

Unexpectedly, this [Monkey King] is stubborn, and he is an uneducated monkey... Inevitably, it is disgraced and difficult to see people.

But I know there that as soon as this [Monkey King] came out, he was unexpectedly personable and magnificent, which really made the gods dare not underestimate it.

That!

The Jade Emperor was taken aback, and there was some hesitation in his heart, let such a heroic [Monkey King] be qualified for the position of Bi Ma Wen, will it be a little condescending...?

However!

The next scene made him never expect.

I saw this [Monkey King], and suddenly I didn't know where to take out a delicate basket, and took out the White Rabbit toffee, Chacha melon seeds, Feiwang spicy strips, 3 pieces of a bottle of Coke, Sprite, potato chips, popcorn, shrimp crackers, chicken feet, Green Arrow chewing gum, etc.

"Come on, come on, everyone, don't be polite, this is my native product of Huaguo Mountain, everyone has a share..."

When [Monkey King] is delivered, he is heroic and upright, just like a married couple, sending joy candy... With a festive spirit, not a flattering spirit...

Originally, King Tota Li looked at the spicy strips in his hand... I didn't want to accept it, but at this time, Tai Bai Xing whispered to him: It's delicious... He accepted it with curiosity...

And, the other gods have also taken it...

Nazha's is Green Arrow chewing gum~

The Four Heavenly Kings are chicken feet for 1 yuan in 4 supermarkets, with pickled pepper flavor and marinated flavor...

Fairies, [Monkey King] not only flatters their eyes and touches their little hands... I also give 3 yuan for a bottle of drink with toffee ~ or yogurt ~

…

In the end, when it was the turn of the Jade Emperor, [Sun Wukong] directly gave a big gift.

Hundreds of pieces - subwoofers!!(To be continued.) )