Chapter IX Anti-Pickpocketing Police

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Radar walked over to the toilet where Konoye was hiding in disguise. As soon as I walked to the door of the toilet, I saw two police officers on the train hurrying to the accident site with two fire extinguishers.

Radar ducked to the side, avoiding the aisle, allowing the two policemen to quickly pass through the toilet door and rush to the scene of the accident, and were aiming the dry powder fire extinguisher at the smoking green army coat, and was just about to spray dry powder when Officer Han stopped him.

"Hey, no need to spray, no need to spray, I didn't catch up, I burned such a small hole," Officer Han looked at the small hole in the green military coat in his hand suspiciously, and then explained to the police who arrived on the road, and then looked at the frightened passengers around them and said to them, "It's not on fire, just smoke for a while"

"Are you smoking without extinguishing it?" a police officer asked the bespectacled male passenger, confused.

"No, it's been ten years since I quit smoking," the male passenger was even more puzzled and said to the police with a puzzled expression.

Radar leaned against the wall at the door of the toilet and watched the bustle.

Suddenly, the toilet door opened, and Radar looked over to see a pregnant woman walking out of it.

"Damn, this Nima is also called camouflage, it's hard to recognize it"

Radar looked at Xiao Ye who came out and complained secretly in his heart. Radar asked with a smile on his face and a look of concern

"Eldest sister, you are pregnant and still come to take the train, what should you do if you have a first-class birth? What about my husband? Why doesn't he accompany you? Eldest sister, you can't be unmarried and pregnant, right? This is not good, it is not conducive to the growth of the child, it is better to find one quickly. Otherwise, not only will the child have no father, but you will also be a single mother in the future. A lifetime of hard work, and when the child grows up, don't look at the beauty when he is young, and no one wants to be old when he is old. ”

"No, no," Xiao Ye said

"It's nothing, eldest sister, how do you think of me, as long as you marry me, I will raise the child when the child is born. As he sings,

The birds in the trees come in pairs

Green water and green mountains with smiling faces

I will no longer suffer from singleness

Husband and wife raise their children together

You plough the fields, you weave

You bring water, you water your garden

How?"

"My husband is in the front compartment, and the toilet there is empty, I'm just here to go to the toilet," Xiao Ye whispered secretly.

"That's it, it turns out that you have a husband, eldest sister, you can leave if you have a husband! If you miss your looks, I think it's a pity. You can really think about it, when we get married, you go to work during the day to earn money, I sleep with the children, you sleep with the children at night, I sleep with you"

"Enough" Xiao Ye looked at the radar with an angry face, and he couldn't bear it.

Radar saw Xiao Yeqing's hand squeezing his clothes fiercely exposed, closed his mouth in amusement and got out of the way. Radar looked at Xiao Ye's rapidly departing back and suddenly shouted loudly,

"Eldest sister, don't look for a married man when looking for a man. , I really love you (brother)"

The surrounding passengers looked at Xiao Ye and discussed, looking at Xiao Ye's distant back, the radar seemed to hear a sound of a fist being clenched.

Waiting for Xiao Ye to go away, Radar quietly followed behind, watching Xiao Ye and Wang Bo fighting at the door of the train dining car, I didn't know that the two thought they were dancing lingeringly. For a while, Wang Bo hugged Xiao Ye's waist, and the two of them rotated three hundred and sixty degrees, and for a while, Wang Bo hugged Xiao Ye and leaned against the wall pose. Xiao Ye also took off a mini axe disguised as a hairpin, which was so sharp that it could even cut off the sunglasses that Wang Bo was wearing on his eyes with a single blow, and suddenly Wang Bo grabbed Xiao Ye's hand holding the mini axe and slashed it on his abdomen, and a pair of little pigeons wrapped in a big red omen came into the eyes of the radar,

"It's so small," Radar sighed in his heart.

"I've watched the excitement again" Lei Lei watched Wang Bo put the fake package into a black plastic bag, and left the venue early. casually went into a toilet and was ready to accept the memories of Officer Han's anti-pickpocketing career.

Still the same as last time, a figure composed of starlight performs all the memories of anti-theft in Officer Han's anti-pickpocketing career. How to guard against thieves, find thieves, how to track thieves, find evidence of crimes.

Eventually, the figure of Starlight disintegrated, turning into a cloud of starlight and entering Radar's mind. When Starlight enters Radar's brain, Radar knows what an anti-pickpocket cop is. The anti-pickpocketing police are not only anti-pickpocketing, but also look for the facts of the thief's crime to catch the current. No matter the cold winter or heat, early morning and night, the anti-pickpocketing police will appear on time in all corners of the city, and sometimes in order to track a thief, they have to go to the city, or even across provinces. The townspeople couldn't spot them, but there they were. The anti-pickpocketing police have to walk twenty or thirty kilometers every day in order to find pickpockets, and they keep "shopping" just to find pickpockets, and some experienced old anti-pickpocketing policemen can recognize the thief from the scenic spot or the crowd commuting to work at a glance. After discovering it, they immediately launched tracking, squatting, and arresting. In order to catch pickpockets, it is common to be unable to eat, go to the toilet, and even be hospitalized due to arrest injuries. Because of high-intensity tracking and squatting, many anti-pickpocket police officers suffered from stomach problems and neurasthenia.

is such a group of policemen who do not wear police uniforms, they wear tattoos on their arms, wear slippers and straw hats, and dress up as grocery buyers to go out of the market...... They are known as the "most police-like" policemen, not only do everyone have nicknames, but disguise is also a permanent theme in the "rivers and lakes". Pickpockets often change their outfits to avoid being recognized; In order to keep track of the anti-pickpocketing team for a long time, disguise is also a compulsory course. Anti-pickpocket police officers often wear the most inconspicuous clothes, or they are dressed in fancy clothes, dyed yellow hair, with studs, and tattoos. His appearance couldn't be more ordinary, until they suddenly pressed down a thief's hand that stretched out into someone's pocket, and you knew that he was the guardian of our side. When you are an anti-pickpocket policeman, one of the requirements is "don't look handsome", preferably with a public face, which is unrecognizable in the crowd. It's because the "style" of these policemen is too ordinary, and sometimes they make jokes. According to the copied memory of Zhang Hanyu, once two policemen caught a pickpocket at the station, and the 110 policemen patrolling next to him rushed to treat them as "enthusiastic citizens"

When Radar came out of the toilet, he was already an anti-pickpocket cop who had been training in actual combat for many years. It's absolutely fine to spot the thief who doesn't look right in the dense crowd at a glance.

When Radar returned to his seat, he saw that Liu Dehua was already sitting in the seat, with Erlang's legs crossed, his hands on his waist, and a white cloth covering his face.

"Brother Bo, where did you just arrive, why haven't I seen you all this time?"

"Oh, I didn't go anywhere, I just went around. ”

At night, Lei Leaned back in his chair and quietly opened the corner of his eyes to see Liu Dehua sending a text message to Liu Ruoying to persuade her to leave. It didn't take long for the train to stop, Liu Dehua took off his luggage from the provincial shelf, and quietly got off the train while Silly Gen and Radar were sleeping. When Andy Lau and Rene Liu got off the train, Radar woke up Silly Gen.

"Silly root, the train has stopped, let's go down and breathe. Brother Bo and Sister Li, they may also be down there, seeing that we didn't wake up, they didn't call us."

"Okay, Brother Xu"

As soon as Radar and Silly Gen got off the train, they excused themselves to go to the toilet and walked to the place where the advertisement was placed to look for Liu Dehua and Liu Ruoying.

Sure enough, as soon as he arrived near the billboard, the radar heard Niu Liu Dehua talking

"What kind of thing are you? You dare to make a deal with me, you took the wrong medicine, do you know that I am on fire along the way? You really regard yourself as a bodhisattva, you are a thief, and you are also a thief if you do 10,000 good deeds, and you can't turn the case over in this life. ”

"Are you done?"

"I haven't finished talking yet, you can't turn over the case in this life, and don't think about it in the next life. ”

"It's all for you, let's clear it up" Liu Ruoying was just about to go back to find Silly Gen. saw Andy Lau grab her and press her to the wall.

"Why, why?" Liu Dehua suppressed his anger, "Why are you doing this?

"Because I am pregnant with your child in my belly, I want to accumulate some virtue for the child"

Radar stood behind a pillar and saw that as soon as Liu Ruoying finished speaking, the policeman played by Officer Han walked over with a cigarette in his mouth and a smile on his face.

"Hey, you two are here."

"You go away!"

Officer Han's smile was scared away.

"It's awkward"

"Your two little brothers also got off the train, Sanduo doesn't know where to go, but Silly Gen is waiting for you on the platform over there" After speaking, he turned around and left.

Radar returns to Silly Gen, thinking in his heart that he is waiting for the plot to develop to the end, and when the time comes, the foolish thief can return to the main world.

"Let's go back to the car, stupid root, it's time to go"

"What about the eldest sister and the eldest brother?"

"I didn't see it, I guess I haven't come back yet."

"Then Brother Xu, you go up first, I'll wait"

"Then I'll go up first"

Rado slowly returned to the car and sat back in his seat. As soon as I sat down, I heard a noise from the window

"Smack"

Radar opened the window and poked his head out to see a broken egg lying quietly in a pile of rubble.